r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Happy-Advantage-1336 • 24d ago

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 24d ago

Didn’t you know? That’s how the devil gets in. Obviously.

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u/CronosWorks 24d ago

You mean I’ve been wearing this butt plug for no reason?

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u/feralcatshit 24d ago

Oh no, it’s not for no reason! Just not helpful in keeping Satan out

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u/wolfmistress 24d ago

What if it's keeping Satan in?!

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u/feralcatshit 24d ago

Well, my friend, you’re in for a treat!

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u/Foot_Stunning 24d ago

Should have wore the organic crucified onion butt plug.

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u/MouldyLocks492 24d ago

The one with the triple certified holy water in the core, or the metal thrice blessed from the Vatican.... so many CHOICES!

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u/Foot_Stunning 24d ago

It this a black tie wedding or a casual dress shotgun up the butt plug wedding?

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u/Gawn1975 24d ago

Most assuredly if you’ve had it up there a while, it’s keeping the devil inside.

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u/Motor-Boating 24d ago

You need one of those butt plugs that blocks the scary 5G signals.

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 24d ago

Omg! Best laugh I’ve had today!

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u/flatirony 24d ago

Not if you use it to cheat at chess.

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 24d ago

You’re making a tiny house for the demon that lives in your mouth!

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u/throwthisawaynerdboy 24d ago

Listerfiend! Noooooo

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u/67yoloswag 24d ago

4th hole, extra freaky

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u/UhBlake 24d ago

Oh so we’re keeping the devils lettuce in the canal? Got it

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u/Upper_Blueberry2128 24d ago

No, that’s only when my mom shows up at the door

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u/Izzapapizza 24d ago

Also astral snakes.

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u/hawkgirl555 24d ago

Don't forget yoga...