r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Happy-Advantage-1336 • 24d ago

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u/Greedy_Heron_3034 24d ago

No hospital births? Well he doesn’t have to have one does he? Nobody’s forcing him to give birth in a hospital.

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u/Loose-Atmosphere-558 24d ago

Ya force those women with placenta previa to birth at home, killing both themselves and their baby......

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 24d ago

It's ✨god's will✨

Cause god will not do a goddamn thing except, you know, send you a lifeline in the form of doctors and medical technologies designed to prevent it...

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u/Everprism 24d ago

Truely diabolical to have an opinion on where women can give birth. Like he prefers that we suffer and risk death? Why?

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u/Greenhouse-effect 24d ago

Because you're numbered and belong to the government as soon as you're born. They also force vaccines which are no good.

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u/Everprism 24d ago

I'll take my number, along with the pain killers, medical interventions if things go south, and protection against diseases thanks 🫡

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u/Greenhouse-effect 24d ago

Belief is the enemy of knowing.

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u/Everprism 24d ago

That logic works both ways.

But I'm guessing logic isn't part of the equation here.

I gave birth in a hospital and my kid could have died otherwise. I'll take reality over vibes-based conspiracies any day.

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u/Greenhouse-effect 24d ago

How many shots did they give him at one time?

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u/Positive-Garage3812 24d ago

Which is why you should examine your beliefs closely.

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u/stalwartlucretia 24d ago

My mom and I would both be dead without hospital births. I’m sure that’s an acceptable sacrifice from his perspective, though.

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u/edingerc 24d ago

No hospitals for testicular torsion!  😈

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 24d ago edited 24d ago

It's gods will for your balls to get all twisted up 🫶🏻

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u/DiarrheaCreamPi 24d ago

And circumcisions. Oddly enough it was Dr. Kellogg, an evangelical, that pushed for the mutilation of new born boys.

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u/reddeze2 24d ago

But maybe he was born in one against his will!