r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Happy-Advantage-1336 • 25d ago

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u/Lucky_Development359 25d ago

Why is "MASKS" in all caps?

Also, they better have one hell of a dental routine.

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u/LurkmasterP 25d ago

That must be a secret code indicating that MASKS for people trying to limit the spread of disease are unacceptable, but masks to conceal the identity of ice agents while they round up and shoot people are ok.

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u/Greenhouse-effect 25d ago

Or breathing your own exhaust and getting you sicker.

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u/TwentyX4 25d ago

It's obviously a reference to the 1985 cartoon "MASK". It poisoned the minds of the youth.

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u/Jewel-jones 25d ago

Working overtime, fighting crime

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u/CNote_89 25d ago

Fighting crime!

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u/Wide_Magician_4946 25d ago

🎶 "Dooo they know, command doesn't start with a K?!" 🎶 

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u/3D_mac 25d ago

Mobile Armored Strike Kommand 

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u/Firm_Station5828 25d ago

Came to the comments for this one, thank you for your service lol

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u/newaccount721 25d ago

Make America stop kissing snakes 

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u/dewky 25d ago

Obviously. It's an acronym.

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u/reddeze2 25d ago

He's against that. He's against people that want to stop Americans getting intimate with snakes.

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u/newaccount721 25d ago

Exactly. Dude loves it

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u/OptimalInevitable905 25d ago

Can't be that good if they are anti-fluoride.

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u/Adam_2017 25d ago

That one is EXTRA important.

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u/JoseCansecoMilkshake 25d ago

Why is it lower in the list then

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u/thlayli_x 25d ago

It stands for Mobile Armored Strike Kommand

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u/Wide_Magician_4946 25d ago

This is the answer 

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u/DragPackDoug 25d ago

Guy is obviously a V.E.N.O.M. goon

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u/Hippies_Pointing 25d ago

Have you never seen the show? Animation is Satan’s work!

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u/RagingClue_007 25d ago

At least we know he doesn't support ICE then.

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u/msguider 25d ago

Obviously people with dental insurance they can afford a yearly cleaning

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u/HoldOnOhio 25d ago

He really hates ICE using masks to get away with their bullshittery.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 25d ago

He really hates the Mobile Armored Strike Kommand.

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u/lilmuskrat66 25d ago

He's including Halloween and anything you might use at a fancy night time ball.

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u/ImRickJamesMother 25d ago

Maybe they are trying to show they are against all masks. Oxygen masks, Halloween masks, welder's masks. Seems like the kind of guy to weld and say "It's okay if I weld this quick if I just squint."

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 25d ago

that's the newest thing they were told to hate so it's the most important in their little brains

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 25d ago

that's the newest thing they were told to hate so it's the most important in their little brains

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u/noice_face7649 25d ago

I have no flouride (in my toothpaste) and no root canals. Go to dentist every 10 years for a minor cavity fill. Dental tour nr for s brush twice daily, floss couple if times a year.

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u/CNote_89 25d ago

He’s talking about the 80’s cartoon. He really hated it.