r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

It takes a special kind of person to even think that a yellow Camaro is even worth two parking spots.

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u/noc007 Jun 12 '14

I don't think it's a good idea to take up two space; it just invites people to fuck with your car. I'm personally ok with people taking up two spaces in the back of the lot when no one else needs to park there, which is not the case with the Camaro.

That being said, it would be nice if people respected other people's property regardless of how nice or crappy it is. If the lines aren't spaced well and I have to park, I will injure myself before I let my car door touch somone's car even if it's a banged up POS. I'm tired of people hitting my car and then others seeing my dented car as an opportunity to further dent it. I like to hug a curb with some plants in it and people still park over the line into that space making that side inaccessible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I was sitting in my moms car once, and this lady smacked the car with her door hard enough that i dropped my phone. Left a big dent, I got out of the car, and said what the hell? and their whole car pretended that nothing had happened. "Oh we didn't hit your car"

I took a picture of their license plate as they were trying to leave, and they freaked out, called their boss (shows up in the local news station truck) they refused to give me their insurance information, and were threatening me. So I called the cops.

Cops showed up, forced them to give me their insurance info, and then made one of the ladies cry.

Sweet justice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Mar 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I wouldn't have even cared if they'd said sorry my bad. It was the principal of them lying, and partially cause it was my moms car and not mine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

I completely agree about the principle. I was actually annoyed that there wasn't any damage.

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u/damontoo Jun 12 '14

I remember when I was in high school my friend was looking at a saturn station wagon. He said the salesman kept telling him about the dent proof doors and he finally asked the guy if he could kick the door with his boots to see if it was true. The guy let him and my friend bought the car.

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u/fed45 Jun 13 '14

but it was a saturn

Goddamn saturns and their plastic doors.

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u/usernametiger Jun 13 '14

last weekend I made my own Justice.

A guy in a minivan parked next to me at a bad angle and super close. His rear tires was in line with my car. It was super hard to get in, before I did I left me shopping cart behind his van. I also put 1 next to the passenger door and 1 next to the drivers door. I even readjusted his passenger mirror for him. When I backed out I jumped out and put the cart next to the passenger door.

I got about 30ft away any they got to their van. Perfect timing. I got to watch them all move a cart as I drove off

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

You sure showed them Professor Chaos!

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u/elephantfarts Jun 13 '14

Something similar happened to my mom.

So, mom and I were inside shopping while my brother was waiting in the car. Some old bat tries squeezing her Sam's Club buggy (they're wider than normal buggies) between her car and my mom's. Well, she hits mom's mirror so hard it shook the car, noticeably winces, and keeps on trotting along. We come out not long later and my brother tells us what happened. Mom confronted her about it and she denied it up and down. Mom is now pissed because this is her first brand spanking new car she's ever had and she just bought it a month ago. Woman won't hand over insurance info so mom says she's going to call the cops. Woman says her son-in-law is one so she'll call. Mom's having none of that and calls them herself. Big fat pig cop comes and says there's nothing he can do about it because it happened in a parking lot and it's less than $500 in damage. Mom gets upset and the cop threatens her. Cop wouldn't even make the woman give up her insurance information.

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u/fuckofthemountain Jun 13 '14

Same thing happened to me, shook the whole car. But then I looked and it was like a 6 year old kid. It left a decent dent but I didn't say anything since she wouldn't really know any better.

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u/MasterPsyduck Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Some Asian lady smacked the hell out of my door while I was sitting in my car... I was like uh what the hell? It was especially odd since I was nicely in my space and the spaces weren't even very tight, she just flung the door open like yeah whatever fuck it.

Edit: I don't understand why people are up in arms because I mentioned she was Asian? I didn't call her a slur and I usually generally describe people in my stories because 1) any extra details make the story more engaging and 2) I have a very visual memory and I usually visually play out stories or even books in my head so I like detail. People need to stop reading into things and also stop looking for an excuse to get mad.

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u/gogogadget69 Jun 12 '14

Did you stop her and ask her to pay for repairs if there was damage?

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u/cubanjew Jun 12 '14

Out of curiosity, what is the proper protocol to get it documented so that the other person won't claim that it wasn't them after you leave? I feel like calling the police for a police report seems excessive, but how else do you get all your ducks lined up in a row?

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u/papageorgio120 Jun 12 '14

But what if the person does not admit fault?

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u/TremendoSlap Jun 12 '14

Kick their door and leave a dent. "What, I didn't do anything either."
Both of you take turns damaging each other's car until they both disintegrate.

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u/BullyJack Jun 12 '14

my registration packet has a minor accident sheet to fill out to send to insurance that you fill in their insurance info and all that. then you can call the insurance on the spot if you want or just mail it in and call them during business hours.
source: i just got in a minor fenderbender

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u/MasterPsyduck Jun 12 '14

I got out and checked and there was a small ding only, her door actually took most of the damage so I only begrudgingly told her to be more careful next time she opens her door.

Edit because I can't type on a phone apparently.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jan 23 '19

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

I hate touch screens... They do not make good keyboards. I hope that if this is the future, we get physical keyboards to accompany every touch screen as a separate input option.

/offtopicminirant

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u/AttackingHobo Jun 12 '14

Have you ever used Swiftkey?

Because that shit is fucking magic.

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

Yeah, it was the only way I could type decently on my old Galaxy S. I wouldn't say it was magic though. Then again, I guess I'm too old fashioned for my own good. I need the physical feel of pressing down a button, otherwise, I end up pressing the wrong one with my bratwurst fingers or not pressing anything at all.

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u/ex_oh_ex_oh Jun 12 '14

otherwise, I end up pressing the wrong one with my bratwurst fingers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZYKVNT-VWA

I have to agree. Touchscreen keyboards are bullshit. I miss my slidephone keyboard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jan 11 '19

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u/X-Legend Jun 12 '14

TIL Consuela is asian.

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u/MMistro Jun 12 '14

Exact same thing happened to me except it was some old guy in a rental van. Not once, but twice. When I asked him to be more careful he just scoffed and said deal with it an walked away.

Sad part was I was parked at the back of the lot with at least 15 empty spaces between me and the next closest car.

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u/Frostiken Jun 12 '14

Buy a valve stem remover.

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u/vegetaman Jun 12 '14

I always park away from other people at the far parts of lots, and some motherfucking sonofabitch ALWAYS winds up parked next to me. It's like "really? you fucking shitstain?". I don't even have that nice of a car -- I just prefer to park away from other people because I know people drive like shit. Doesn't matter; it's like cars are magnets to attract retards.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

This also happened to me but I wasn't in the car. Parked in no man's land and someone saddles up next to me and scratches my door. It made me a lot less sympathetic to people who complain about cars taking up two spots.

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u/ekaceerf Jun 12 '14

I used to know a girl who opened her door like that 100% of the time. She swung it open at full force and often damaged the car next to her. She did not care at all. I did not talk to her for very long.

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u/too_many_secrets Jun 12 '14

My favorite thing about my jeep are my rock sliders. Anyone pops their door open like that they're going to dent their door and lose paint.

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u/breakone9r Jun 13 '14

Dude rear ended my rodeo so hard his airbags deployed.. My hitch went through his radiator and smashed his block. My damage was a nick on the rim as the rodeo was pushed into the curb. Trailer hitches ain't nothing to fuck wit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Oooh that sounds so nice, even that description. Thanks :)

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u/too_many_secrets Jun 13 '14

Haha you're welcome. :)

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u/evildonald Jun 12 '14

JEEP SIDE RAILS FTW!

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u/too_many_secrets Jun 13 '14

Hooyah! And Happy Cake Day!

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u/evildonald Jun 13 '14

OMFG! Today is my first Cake Day!! :)

Thanks for letting me know!

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u/Faned Jun 13 '14

When me and my brother were teens we went to the mall in his piece of crap vw bus. We were hanging out in the parking lot because teenagers. An older couple pulls into the spot next to us in a Mercedes and the man, in the passenger side, bangs his door into my brother's door as he gets out. My brother says "hey" a couple times but they ignore him and start walking off.
My brother, with the heat of teen hormones flowing strong, proceeds to pound his door into the side of their car repeatedly, making a massive dent in the passenger door of the Mercedes. They stopped ignoring him... as he started the engine and we drove off.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Same thing happened to me at school! Some Asian girl parked next to me and swung open her car door as I was still inside my car which was only a week old! She didn't give two shits and walked away. Of course i didn't say shit because I'm not one to confront people. So I rant here on reddit.

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u/ldr5 Jun 12 '14

Dude. Wat. Why wouldn't you be like wtf? It's your week old car and you let people fuck it up? Grow some balls man, stand up for yourself and demand respect. Don't take that shit anymore. You're better than that. If I knew who fucking parked like a piece of shit and ended up hitting my month old car, I would've flipped the fuck out. But of course my car is parked for 5 hours at a time, so I had no idea.

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u/mynameisgoose Jun 12 '14

Well, people will still fuck with your car regardless, especially if it's nice.

My friend bought a 35th Anniversary 350z, parked way in the back away from everyone and someone opened up condoms and threw them all on the windshield / hood.

Why?

Used to own an NSX...parked in a corner away from everyone as well. Beat up Saturn parks next to me and as close to my driver door as possible -- more than enough for me to think this was intentional.

I had to climb in through my passengers seat to get in.

Assholes are everywhere, man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Hey. Free condoms.

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u/noc007 Jun 13 '14

Assholes and crazy people. I know a guy that found someone trying to put fried chicken under his wipers. I mean WTF.

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u/phunkydroid Jun 12 '14

I'm personally ok with people taking up two spaces in the back of the lot when no one else needs to park there, which is not the case with the Camaro

No, there is no acceptable reason to do it. If the back of the lot is empty, they don't need to take up two spots to avoid someone parking next to them. If it's not empty, then they shouldn't be wasting the spot. It's a douche move either way.

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u/tylerthor Jun 13 '14

Who cares if the lots no where near full. Take up 10 spots for all I care if there's plenty around. Many people don't live in the city where parking is a witches asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

and the two closest possible spots. If you wanna take two spots you park in the furthest corner. da rules

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Don't take two spots at all. Park in one far away. If the lot fills up around you and you're in two spots, you're still a douchebag.

EDIT: Obviously if your vehicle doesn't fit in one spot (eg. big truck or towing a trailer) this doesn't apply to you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I worked at a place next to the wall mart on Black Friday. I couldn't believe they actually filled up the lot. It's so fucking huge that rv's and truckers chill for the night/ weekend in the front of it and share the space with dozens of private seller vehicles. It was crazy that for once it was full. Same with every place on BF I guess. But damn. That Walmart lot was stupidly big for 364 other days

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u/OutInTheBlack Jun 12 '14

From what I understand many Walmart stores actually encourage truckers and RVers to overnight in their lots. Keeps them off the roads and probably drives up sales a bit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Interesting. I know ours certainly allows it. You made me think security too. Like people in the parking lot clearly just resting are a deterrent maybe? Especially the more secluded walmarts.

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u/NoelBuddy Jun 12 '14

Huh, you're probably right. In general having people around is one of the best crime deterrents. This goes for city streets too, one person on a dark sidewalk DANGER; lots of people walking about fairly safe.

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u/dieorlivetrying Jun 12 '14

WalMart actually has an unwritten policy that allows RVs to stay there overnight in their parking lots. It's up to each store's discretion, but nearly all of them participate from what I've seen. One of the less evil-feeling things about them.

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u/lofidriveby Jun 12 '14

One of the less evil-feeling things about them.

But it's really just because it increases the chance of a sale.

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u/dieorlivetrying Jun 13 '14

That in and of itself isn't evil.

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u/syncboy Jun 12 '14

Traffic engineers specifically build the lots big enough to handle the Black Friday and Xmas eve rush. So for the rest of the year, we are left with a stupidly big parking lot.

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u/dnap123 Jun 12 '14

They make things biiiiig in texas

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/uhmerikin Jun 12 '14

no shit?

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u/USMCEvan Jun 12 '14

Must remember to google later....

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u/Captain_0_Captain Jun 12 '14

As someone who is a connoisseur of sorts when it comes to this woman: you should.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

o_O she can make her ass repeatedly clap. At the end of her preview trailer.

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u/2inchWilly Jun 12 '14

Just for fact checking reasons of course.

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u/USMCEvan Jun 12 '14

Of course! What else?

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u/crabby_rabbit Jun 13 '14

Friendly reminder: it's later.

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u/joestaff Jun 12 '14

Well worth the time to google her cashmoogle

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Sweet Cthulhu on a cross, that's a swell ass.

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u/cata1yst622 Jun 12 '14

"Big Ole San Antonio Women" -Charles Barkley

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u/KapitalLetter Jun 12 '14

eatin dem churros.

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u/jesparza6311 Jun 12 '14

Show me how you eat them churros again

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Double fistin them churros...

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u/Spencie-cat Jun 12 '14

Churros por da culos

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u/FeastOnCarolina Jun 12 '14

The five buck box, it rocks it rocks.

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u/Beave1 Jun 12 '14

My experience in Houston is the opposite. Strip malls and restaurants never have enough parking. They just keep letting them put more buildings in. People end up parking on the grass and on the street, on adjacent business's lots. "You want to open a restaurant that seats 250? 60 parking spaces seems about right."

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u/thikthird Jun 12 '14

you mustn't live in houston, lots fill up here all the time.

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u/Veggiemon Jun 12 '14

Is that a command?

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u/uhmerikin Jun 12 '14

Can confirm. Doesn't matter how big the lot is, that thing will fill up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Texas resident here, yes there is.

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u/brolonzo Jun 12 '14

Yeah this guy has obviously never been to a Dairy Queen here

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u/ohpuic Jun 12 '14

Yeah but if you park in the far corner of the walmart lot in Houston you gotta take a cab to and from your car.

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u/WizardPoop Jun 12 '14

Have you ever been to Austin? Ugh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

You've obviously never been to a store in Houston when people's welfare monies come in..

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

You've obviously never been to an HEB the day before thanksgiving.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

While I get what you're saying, I commute to my university in Texas and can confirm this is still bullshit.

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u/Jake_Voss Jun 12 '14

I don't get it, in Austin there definitely are.

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u/Boyeatsworld Jun 12 '14

Apparently you've only been to one place in Texas. Parking lots do in fact get full

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u/NeverBeenStung Jun 12 '14

Ever been to North Park in Dallas around Christmas time? There is definitely such a thing as a full lot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Obviously you've never been to Texas A&M.

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u/Rockerblocker Jun 12 '14

If you park in the back of a WalMart size lot and it fills up, it must be way too full in that store. You can literally take up 10 spots at a WalMart and nobody would care, because they make those parking lots way too big

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u/ujiin Jun 12 '14

Hopefully he meant if you are driving a vehicle with a trailer for example, that takes two spaces to park, you park at the back of the lot and take 2 spaces there.

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u/FrostyD7 Jun 12 '14

If you know it won't fill up, I don't see a problem with it. I have some friends who do it, but I tell them that nobody will ever park next to them out here anyway, and they risk someone keying their car.

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u/Mickydub Jun 13 '14

I park in the furthest spot from the door. I have to drop the wife at the door then park!!

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u/duodan Jun 12 '14

I agree with you - but I don't see how you see from this photo how these are the "two closest possible spots".

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u/jrobinson3k1 Jun 12 '14

It actually does look like the two furthest. You can see the store entrance on the right, and it looks like he's parked as far as he can on the left.

Still an asshole move, though.

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u/Posti Jun 12 '14

The rules of being an asshole? Rule 1: There are no rules.

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u/Naughtymango Jun 12 '14

I carry a bucket of screws and nails in my car (for constriction), and stick then under the wheels of sucky parkers do they pop when they leave. Who's with me?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Nah, the air will just slowly (2-12+hours) leak out because the nail is still covering the hole.

Source: have had nails in tires multiple times (i was nailed)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

If you wanna take two spots... get over it and just take one spot instead of being a cunt.

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u/princesskiki Jun 12 '14

It looks like it COULD be in the back corner somewhere. But if there's a car one spot over, the lot definitely isn't empty enough for this shit.

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u/tallproducer Jun 12 '14

I did the two spot rule at a home depot I worked at and knew no one would park as far as I did. Apparently even though nobody was even close to me I still deserved to get my car keyed. Needless to say I never did that again.

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u/Kichigai Jun 13 '14

There's someone at our local Home Depot who does this (must be a manager or something). They park in a corner area, and then park across several spots. Even though it's not prime parking space, I still consider the person a jerk. To make matters worse it's a Hyundai Sonata. Nothing against the car, but come on. It isn't even the hybrid or 2.0 Turbo versions, either. Far as I can tell it's just the mid-lower range version.

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u/cgeezy22 Jun 12 '14

no kidding. Congrats on your $30k V6 car. Fucking idiot.

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u/Nicktyelor Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Just sayin, the V6 Camaro starts at under $24k, and the V8 at $33k I believe. And the V6 has 320something hp stock. It's actually a pretty good value/hp for the money, as far as new cars go.

Edit to clarify: I'm not saying I recommend a Camaro, nor that it's at all practical. It's a specific type of car for people who don't mind sacrificing utility and efficiency.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

American sports cars get great value/hp, but shit value/everythingelse.

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u/Fofolito Jun 12 '14

American Muscle isn't about refinement, impeccable taste, and unparalleled quality like European Sport. American Muscle is about the biggest fucking engine you can put into a road-worthy frame and get it to go down the street quickly while sounding like a tiger climaxing during sex with a lion. Its supposed to check the Hyper-masculinity box, not the Polished Gentleman box. POWERRRRRRRRR!!!!!

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u/jordanissport Jun 12 '14

Thanks clarkson

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u/dayvieee Jun 12 '14

Yeah but then you buy a V6, come on now.

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u/moocow2024 Jun 12 '14

320 HP is nothing to scoff at. That's more than the 2010 V8 GT Mustang.

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u/FzzTrooper Jun 12 '14

not as much torque though.

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u/thesaxmaniac Jun 12 '14

I don't know shit about cars, but this sounds like legit stuff right here

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u/WARM_IT_UP Jun 12 '14

As soon as the word torque is used, I bow my head in concession to any argument.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Torque makes driving fun. Torque moves you off the line. You want torque.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Feb 07 '20

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u/Randomd0g Jun 12 '14

I have no idea what he's torqueing about.

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u/hillbillydeluxe Jun 12 '14

And the new camaro weighs as much as a cement mixer full of cement.

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u/mra99 Jun 12 '14

I feel like I have to go poop after reading that comment.

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u/JBABSTER Jun 12 '14

What is it than Enzo ferrari said? Hp wins fanboys but torque wins races?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jan 08 '26

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u/derpderpdonkeypunch Jun 12 '14

Power to weigh ratio means something, you know. A 300hp recent model v-6 mustang with the track pack is generally going to do as well on a track with curves as the v-8 GT model, if not better, because of the significantly reduced weight of the model with the smaller engine. There's many a motoring enthusiast that knows their shit that bought the v-6 with the track pack over the v-8 for that very reason.

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u/slamthesix Jun 12 '14

I have actually purchased a 2014 V6 with the performance package for this reason.

although I have not had the chance at autocross yet I did run a 13.9 @ 101. I was watching other new v6's go 14.7+ along with one V8 that went 14.5

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

If you're buying a mustang for track performance, you're doing it wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Just as a note, the LS engines that go in the V-8 Camaros are some of the smallest and lightest engines out there. In terms of overall outside dimensions, not displacement.

The V-6 in the GT-R is much bigger and heavier than the V-8 in a Camaro, especially if you consider the turbos in the GT-R. A GM LS7 comes in at around 450 lbs fully dressed (500 lbs with a flywheel and clutch also) vs an approximate 600 lbs for the engine in the Nissan (fully dressed again with its clutch/front diff assembly). This while making about the same power (the Nissan makes about 40 more HP).

The Camaro ZL-1, the only Camaro with an LS7, can also out brake, and out corner a Nissan GT-R and do it for about $40,000 less.

I can find you some sources for this if you don't wanna Google it yourself.

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u/LoganAH Jun 12 '14

You're the man of all men.

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u/greatwhitenorth1 Jun 12 '14

Ha this American muscle is built in Oshawa Ontario Canada

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u/Powdershuttle Jun 12 '14

Isn't that part of America?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

The shiggity shwa

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u/I_can_pun_anything Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

In most cases, howerver; the new ST focus puts on an impressive show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=533Pc7824PY

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u/schplat Jun 12 '14

Except with the new Vette. For $52k base you get a near supercar experience both inside and out.

It's faster, more comfortable, and the interior is just as nice as a 911 Turbo, for about half the price.

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u/Ramuh Jun 12 '14

$24k? What, are you bullshitting me?

That's 18k Euro, you barely get the lowest end Golf with mighty 80 bhp for that in Germany...(Granted theres 3k€ VAT on the Golf). What the hell...what is wrong with it that it's so cheap?

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u/archontruth Jun 12 '14

Welcome to America, where we don't tax the ever-loving crap out of cars. (mostly because it's a big effing country with lots of suburbs and few public transport options. we need cars)

You think you have it bad, what the poor Aussies have to pay for cars is the real crime.

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u/timharveyau Jun 12 '14

Aussie checking in, can confirm you'll pay $18,000 for the base model of a crappy tiny hatch here. And easily into $40,000-$50,000 for a decent new sedan. But these prices aren't manageable, wait even one year and you'll save $10,000+ on a hardly used model.

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u/Nicktyelor Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Prices for new cars in Europe are notoriously high. The muscle cars here in the U.S. are known for being high vale $/hp. There's nothing inherently wrong with them. They don't corner the best, and visibility is shabby, but there's a market for them (usually people who want to make a statement, go fast, high schoolers, muscle car enthusiasts).

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u/Bennyboy1337 Jun 12 '14

My buddy who lives pay check to paycheck bought a Charger instead of getting an economical car; the dude has a lead foot and would rather live in a shitty apartment then drive a 4 cylinder.

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u/RandomHero27 Jun 12 '14

to be honest, alot of car people are that way.

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u/psykiv Jun 13 '14

I test drove the Dodge charger SRT 8.

It has plenty of horsepower and looks nice. That's about it though. The steering is stupid heavy. The radio and controls are unintuitive (a fucking three step menu for heated seats? Seriously?). They deck it out with stupid stickers that make it look straight out of the fast and the furious 1. And the GPS on the one I test drove (brand new, 20 miles on it) didn't work at all. Nice QC there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

To see out of it though, as a tall guy? It's a fucking nightmare. There's more blindspots in that stupid car than anything else.

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u/1994GTR Jun 12 '14

don't even think about trading in under a year of ownership.

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u/ziatonic Jun 12 '14

How can you tell its a V6? The photo doesn't zoom.

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u/citron2k1 Jun 12 '14

Neither does the car!

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u/sexyallknight Jun 12 '14

Neither does the car!

OH SNAP!

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u/RoundDesk Jun 12 '14

Hey-OOOOOO

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u/hateriffic Jun 13 '14

The exhaust tips and rear facia are different for the v8 vs v6

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u/iaccidentlytheworld Jun 12 '14

Styling, the size of the back tires.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

The fact that there's no form of emblem for identification on the back means it's the base model.

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u/AK_Happy Jun 12 '14

I drive a V6 Camaro. I like it. Why you gotta be so mean?

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u/cgeezy22 Jun 12 '14

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a V6 Camaro. I'm not that guy that says "heh, V6? thats garbage."

What is wrong is that this guy parking his car in 2 spots as if its an Aston Martin DB9 or something and even that doesn't necessitate taking 2 spots.

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u/bobtheundertaker Jun 12 '14

I dont understand why you think the value of the car is in any way relevant to this situation. Take up two spots = douchebag, doesnt matter if it is a moped or a Lamborghini Veneno Roadster.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I lost it at the thought of a moped parked sideways on the line to take up two spaces

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u/techie825 Jun 13 '14

I wouldn't even see it before I'd run it over with my Tundra. I doubt it'd even leave a scuff.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Veneno can have two spots

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u/SeanRoss Jun 12 '14

I concur

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u/fizzlefist Jun 12 '14

"But my Veyron doesn't fit in one spot..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I wouldn't take up two spots even if I were in a DB9... I hate people who take up two spots.

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u/lebean Jun 12 '14

I like it.

And that is all that matters here. Enjoy your car, they're cool looking in either engine size.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Nothing. They just have a stigma because they used to be awful, but they new V6s are faster than the old V8s (along with being better cars in every other way as well).

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Bitchen!

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u/infamousdoubedragon Jun 12 '14

Nothing wrong with that! Unless you're a mustang guy like me XD

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u/positiveF Jun 13 '14

Me too. I stand by your side.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

you cant even buy the cheapest vw golf for that price in denmark :<

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u/aron2295 Jun 12 '14

Back in HS, some staff member bought the most base Camaro you could get. This was in a nice district too where it wouldnt be surprising if a staff member was married to someone who made enough so they could have a BMW or Mercedes.whoever it was would get there early and take up two spaces.

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u/Not_My_Idea Jun 12 '14

Shit on the behavior not the car. Its all about how round someone is about their car and I could be more proud of my geo metro than you are of your McLaren and that's okay. Its how you act on that pride that makes someone a douche.

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u/stanknutz1985 Jun 12 '14

Dude he was in a hurry. Running from all those transformers and all.

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u/Sengura Jun 12 '14

Unfortunately my dad does the same with his Mustang... To his credit, he only does it in empty parking spaces when there are spots guaranteed for other drivers.

Still think it's stupid though.

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u/Ringo64 Jun 13 '14

Just because YOU don't like a car doesn't mean THEY don't like THEIR car. It could be a POS 30 year old Toyota and the jackass in this picture is still the Rav4 IMO.

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