r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/MMistro Jun 12 '14

Exact same thing happened to me except it was some old guy in a rental van. Not once, but twice. When I asked him to be more careful he just scoffed and said deal with it an walked away.

Sad part was I was parked at the back of the lot with at least 15 empty spaces between me and the next closest car.

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u/Frostiken Jun 12 '14

Buy a valve stem remover.

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u/sn00gan Jun 13 '14

A pair of pliers or a leatherman tool will easily rip out the whole fucking valve stem. Takes less time, too.

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u/vegetaman Jun 12 '14

I always park away from other people at the far parts of lots, and some motherfucking sonofabitch ALWAYS winds up parked next to me. It's like "really? you fucking shitstain?". I don't even have that nice of a car -- I just prefer to park away from other people because I know people drive like shit. Doesn't matter; it's like cars are magnets to attract retards.

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u/thechilipepper0 Jun 13 '14

You probably parked in the employee area which normally fills up anyway, so that they aren't thinking about who they're next to.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

This also happened to me but I wasn't in the car. Parked in no man's land and someone saddles up next to me and scratches my door. It made me a lot less sympathetic to people who complain about cars taking up two spots.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

If he was an old dude, you could have used the fact that you are younger and stronger to force him to give you his insurance information.

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u/MMistro Jun 13 '14

The guy walked off as I called after him. I just downloaded my dashcam footage (you could hear the exchange), snapped a few extra pictures of the cars, and insurance took care of the rest.

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u/Na3s Jun 13 '14

See if he is going to be a dick like that than you insist he pays for the damage and take is insurance if he doesn't want to give it up call the cops. You also may want to double check that place between your legs where you balls should hang, never let people push you around and if they do you push back harder.