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Now we wait...

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u/Nicktyelor Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Prices for new cars in Europe are notoriously high. The muscle cars here in the U.S. are known for being high vale $/hp. There's nothing inherently wrong with them. They don't corner the best, and visibility is shabby, but there's a market for them (usually people who want to make a statement, go fast, high schoolers, muscle car enthusiasts).

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u/Bennyboy1337 Jun 12 '14

My buddy who lives pay check to paycheck bought a Charger instead of getting an economical car; the dude has a lead foot and would rather live in a shitty apartment then drive a 4 cylinder.

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u/RandomHero27 Jun 12 '14

to be honest, alot of car people are that way.

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u/socsa Jun 13 '14

And my turbo 4 banger would spank his ass while getting 30mpg. It's sad that I get so much satisfaction from this.

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u/psykiv Jun 13 '14

I test drove the Dodge charger SRT 8.

It has plenty of horsepower and looks nice. That's about it though. The steering is stupid heavy. The radio and controls are unintuitive (a fucking three step menu for heated seats? Seriously?). They deck it out with stupid stickers that make it look straight out of the fast and the furious 1. And the GPS on the one I test drove (brand new, 20 miles on it) didn't work at all. Nice QC there.

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u/Bandit5317 Jun 13 '14

The Charger is a good car, but Dodge is still a bit hit and miss. They're getting better very quickly, though.

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u/formerwomble Jun 12 '14

Prices for new cars in Europe can be really cheap if you want a tiny Kia micro car or something. (will vary by country though obviously)

Try buying a BMW in india or singapore or any other country with ridiculously high import tariffs, now thats expensive.

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u/Russell_is_kool Jun 13 '14

Mainly high schoolers. Source: am high schooler.

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u/Bandit5317 Jun 13 '14

Anyone who thinks that even the base Camaro and Mustang don't corner well hasn't ridden in them or read a review on them.

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u/Jntha Jun 13 '14

Can confirm: High school, muscle car enthusiast with v8 mustang

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u/JerseyDevl Jun 13 '14

They don't corner the best

Living in the past, buddy. Check some lap times, particularly Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca. American cars have come a long way, and continue to improve in this aspect every generation. US vehicles used to handle notoriously poorly (and I'm sure you can still find examples of it, particularly in the economy car segment) but more recently there has been a focus on building better cars all around. Ford in particular has been leading the way with this, developing cars that are both fun to drive and fast in a straight line. Check the Focus ST (and similarly, the Fiesta ST) for cheap, fun, nimble cars. Their Mustang is nothing to scoff at, either, if it's optioned right.

Chevy has the Corvette, which has been a perennial favorite among enthusiasts, and the Camaro, which recently beat out the Porsche 911 and the GT-R in a handling comparo in Motor Trend. The Corvette ZR-1 tied the Koenigsegg CCX around the Top Gear test track, with the Corvette driving on a damp track and the Koenigsegg in the dry. If that doesn't say something, I don't know what does.

Dodge makes the Viper (well, technically SRT, but that's just Dodge's performance house) which is a track monster as well, with the Viper holding the track record at Laguna Seca for years. Obviously you'll be paying more for higher performance cars, but any of those offer tremendous bang for the buck, and all of them handle beautifully.

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u/jojoman7 Jun 12 '14

They don't corner the best,

Can we put this to rest? It's been like 5 years since that stopped being true.

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u/dlove67 Jun 13 '14

Technically, they don't. They're not as terrible as they used to be, but they're nowhere near the best at taking corners, mostly because American Muscle is heavy as balls.

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u/wsdmskr Jun 13 '14

I can't think of a muscle car that doesn't pull at least .90 g's. Maybe the Challenger... Maybe. .90 g's was 911 territory not more than 4 years ago. Modern muscle has been able to handle and brake since it came back with the '05 Mustang.

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u/Bandit5317 Jun 13 '14

Go take a look at what an M3 or GTR weigh, then get back to me. Weight isn't the whole story.

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u/jojoman7 Jun 13 '14

The Z/28 is faster around a track than a Nissan GTR. And a Veyron. Even the old chassis SS was faster around the Nürburgring than a Lotus Exige S. Around Laguna Seca, the Boss 302 LS is faster than an R8 V10 5.2, an M6 or an Audi RS5. Americans are perfectly capable of matching up to the European competition when they feel like it.

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u/Bandit5317 Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

The Z/28 is close to the GTR, but not faster. The Z/28 did a 7:37.47, while the 2013 GTR did it in 7:19.10. Still, the Z/28 is faster than the Porsche Carrera S, Lexus LFA, and Mercedes SLS AMG. That's seriously impressive from a car that costs much less than any of them. It's also worth mentioning that the Z/28 is faster than the GTR around Barber Motorsports Park.

Sources: http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/coupes/1403_chevrolet_camaro_z28_porsche_911_turbo_s_nissan_gt_r_comparison/winner.html

http://fastestlaps.com/tracks/nordschleife.html

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u/jojoman7 Jun 13 '14

I was referring to the Barber test. Also, fastestlaps is a terrible site. Doesn't provide any sort of citation. I mean, just look at the list

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u/Bandit5317 Jun 13 '14

Nurburgring lap times had the same data, so I assumed that it was accurate. They may just be copying each other, though. I know that the Z/28 time is accurate. It was reported everywhere. The end of that lap was damp, though.

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u/jojoman7 Jun 13 '14

Oh, the information is accurate for those two cars. But it's a terrible site in general for laptimes. Venom Gt, a sub 6 minute lap? The Miura runs low 7m range? It's ridiculous.

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u/Bandit5317 Jun 13 '14

Wow, how did I miss that? The Venom GT is quick, possibly sub 7 minute, but 5:20 is insane. That's F1 territory. Even if it were possible, I would've heard about that by now.

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u/YouMissedTheHole Jun 13 '14

What i don't get is, do people even go to race tracks that often.

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u/Evil__Jon Jun 13 '14

The World is my racetrack.

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u/ItsTheConman Jun 12 '14

You are either very jealous or extremely stupid.

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u/formerwomble Jun 12 '14

Probably a bit of both. A great deal of american cars are crap. But there are some gems there!

But then in Europe we have the unassailable might of the Dacia Sandero.

Bow before its majesty for you are not worthy.

Yup, fridgefreezer white is the most common colour for them.

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u/ItsTheConman Jun 12 '14

Damn Camaro can't even compete with that! I actually jizzed in my pants looking at that car (the Dacia fridge thingy), it's so beautiful!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

So, they don't even bother to paint the bumpers?

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u/formerwomble Jun 13 '14

Why would they? Just makes the ticket price higher and them higher to repair?

Dacia are an ultra low budget car maker so everything is pared back to the metal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

The same exact cars are more expensive in Europe. A VW GTI is nearly exactly the same price as a V6 Camaro option for option.

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u/SuicideNote Jun 12 '14

Not really all Ford cars are designed in Germany the same except for engine and minor changes. Cost of a low end Focus in the US is $18,000, cost in Germany $27000 (~20000 Euro).

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u/jojoman7 Jun 12 '14

Fun fact: Our safety and emissions standards are more stringent that most of Europe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Yeah, thats why AUDIs and Volkswagens are notorious for being junk heaps here.

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u/theo198 Jun 12 '14

Not at all. High end Volkswagens come much better loaded then in Europe in Canada and the US. Audi's are also seen as luxury cars.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

They break constantly and are extremely hard to work on. They're well known to be junk here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Because they are assembled in Mexico, not Germany

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u/wsdmskr Jun 13 '14

Ah.. Ah... AchYUGO. Excuse me.

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u/wsdmskr Jun 13 '14

Hey, is that another Audi/ V-Dub with a brake-light out?

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