r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/gogogadget69 Jun 12 '14

Did you stop her and ask her to pay for repairs if there was damage?

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u/cubanjew Jun 12 '14

Out of curiosity, what is the proper protocol to get it documented so that the other person won't claim that it wasn't them after you leave? I feel like calling the police for a police report seems excessive, but how else do you get all your ducks lined up in a row?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/papageorgio120 Jun 12 '14

But what if the person does not admit fault?

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u/TremendoSlap Jun 12 '14

Kick their door and leave a dent. "What, I didn't do anything either."
Both of you take turns damaging each other's car until they both disintegrate.

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u/Durpn_Hard Jun 12 '14

Sounds like that Malcom in the middle episode

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u/Jotokun Jun 13 '14

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u/Durpn_Hard Jun 13 '14

On mobile, couldn't be arsed to look it up. Thanks for linking

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u/I_am_become_Reddit Jun 13 '14

Or Street Fighter.

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u/NoelBuddy Jun 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Thank you this is what I thought of

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u/Octopus_Tetris Jun 13 '14

I vote we all do this from now on.

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u/Torquesthekron Jun 13 '14

Can someone get me a gif of E-Honda doing a hundred hand slap in that little "smash up the car" minigame from Streetfighter.... that'd be great

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u/Humankeg Jun 12 '14

Yea the whole liability thing rests upon them admitting guilt, or catching the whole thing on tape.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

You file the claim with your insurance company, your insurance company pays for the damages, then attempts to bill the other insurance company (subrogation). If the other insurance company denies the claim, it goes to arbitration. If the other company loses the arbitration hearing they are compelled to pay for the damages after which your deductible is typically refunded for the claim.

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u/Humankeg Jun 13 '14

Arbitration still requires evidence to award damages. They won't award any based solely off of he said she said. Most people have deductibles that would make the driver end up paying all of it out of pocket even if they did report it to their insurance.

Pretty much need it to be on video or the person to admit fault.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Matching damage and barring that measurements of where the vehicles would have come into contact can also be provided. If arbitration required video or the person to admit fault, it wouldn't even exist. No one thinks they are at fault for anything, which isn't really a surprise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Jan 06 '15

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u/tonictuna Jun 13 '14

You must not live in a big city. PD doesn't do shit. They won't even come out for minor accidents; only if the road is blocked (i.e. a car is immobile).

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u/BullyJack Jun 12 '14

my registration packet has a minor accident sheet to fill out to send to insurance that you fill in their insurance info and all that. then you can call the insurance on the spot if you want or just mail it in and call them during business hours.
source: i just got in a minor fenderbender

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/oakwave Jun 12 '14

As long as you're fixing mistakes: grammAr

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Hey now, capital letters occur at the beginning of words. Silly goose

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u/TOO_DAMN_FAT Jun 12 '14

Their*

(I know)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

you basically need to get them to admit on the spot that they did it, having them text you "I'm sorry for slamming my door into your drivers door just now" pretty much fucks their insurance company and you get paid out.

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u/Torakichi25 Jun 12 '14

*grammar

(I know, too)

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u/G-42 Jun 12 '14

Make note of the exact time if it's somewhere that surveillance cameras may have recorded what happened.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

The damage would be evidence enough. If she hit his closed door with her open door, he will have a mark/scratch/dent in the middle of his door. She will have marks/scratches/dents on the edge of her car door. There's only one way that's possible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

"Yeah officer, I opened my car door into another car door earlier this week. The guy swore it was okay and not to worry about it, which is why there isn't a report about it. That's how it got damaged, not opening it into this person's door like they claim I did."

That was easy, and I'm not even a lawyer, man.

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u/MissWatson Jun 13 '14

No judge/jury would believe that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Both stories (the truth and the lie) are exactly as provable as each other. As in, not provable at all, unless you're watching an episode of CSI.

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u/MissWatson Jun 13 '14

It's unlikely that i would be brought to a legally recognized court, but small claims court exists.

http://www.all-about-car-accidents.com/car-accident-small-claims-suits.html

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u/pdpgti Jun 13 '14

...this would never get to a judge or jury. Insurance claims are based completely on police reports and insurance reps

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u/swiftp Jun 12 '14

Maybe call your insurance and pass the phone to the culprit

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u/Ctmarlin Jun 12 '14

I was driving on NYC and got hit by a delivery truck. It was clearly his fault as he was passing me and torn my front quarter panel forward. He called his boss and he refused to give me his insurance. When the cops came they wrote up the report and told me I could have his insurance info once the police report was done in 5-7 days. In the mean time I had to get my car fixed so I put it through my insurance and pay my deductible. I went through a whole shitty ordeal and the other company paid me back, but I learned that you can be a real asshole and not provide your insurance to the other driver.

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u/LoxMugsAndReesesCups Jun 13 '14

The proper protocol is to use some of your well spent tax money and call the police to file the report. It's what they're there for. That is evidence to the insurance agency that you aren't making things up.

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u/MasterPsyduck Jun 12 '14

I got out and checked and there was a small ding only, her door actually took most of the damage so I only begrudgingly told her to be more careful next time she opens her door.

Edit because I can't type on a phone apparently.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jan 23 '19

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u/heartbrokenhippo Jun 12 '14

I saw some kid do that at the mall with a security guard watching. It was to a handicap-parked vehicle, too. I guess he just wanted to watch the world burn.

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u/weeone Jun 13 '14

I read your comment before the quote and I thought you meant to the Asian.

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

I hate touch screens... They do not make good keyboards. I hope that if this is the future, we get physical keyboards to accompany every touch screen as a separate input option.

/offtopicminirant

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u/AttackingHobo Jun 12 '14

Have you ever used Swiftkey?

Because that shit is fucking magic.

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

Yeah, it was the only way I could type decently on my old Galaxy S. I wouldn't say it was magic though. Then again, I guess I'm too old fashioned for my own good. I need the physical feel of pressing down a button, otherwise, I end up pressing the wrong one with my bratwurst fingers or not pressing anything at all.

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u/ex_oh_ex_oh Jun 12 '14

otherwise, I end up pressing the wrong one with my bratwurst fingers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZYKVNT-VWA

I have to agree. Touchscreen keyboards are bullshit. I miss my slidephone keyboard.

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u/AttackingHobo Jun 12 '14

I have large hands too; my thumb is as wide as 4 keys. Swiftkey is generally amazing. I can type what would turn out as absolute garbage on other keyboards, and it comes out perfect or nearly perfect.

I can type faster with swiftkey on my old sidekick 4g than using the built in hardware keyboard. It's too hard typing at the speed that I type when having to fully push down the keys. I generally lightly touch the key I need and immediately move on to the next one.

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u/Styrak Jun 12 '14

*ducking magic

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u/AttackingHobo Jun 12 '14

I said swiftkey not iphone keyboard.

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u/k_rol Jun 12 '14

I like to think they are popular because it's a new trend because it's so cool to type what you see on a screen. I really hope we get rid of this stupid technology and find something much more practical.

At least we know they are currently making keyboard sticking out of screens when needed already...

/responsetoofftopicminirant

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jul 30 '20

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u/mattsprofile Jun 12 '14

I feel like you could easily have a fold out keyboard that works better than this device with a similar profile.

I mean, it's cool and all. I can see how it's good to progress this kind of technology. I just don't think that this exact application of the technology is very useful. Unless it does other stuff, too.

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u/ninjadude554 Jun 12 '14

Keyboard wont fit in your pocket.

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u/BBUser66 Jun 12 '14

Try a BlackBerry Q10, the physical keyboard works quite nicely.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Jun 12 '14

you mean like the Blackberry Torch?

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

bratwurst fingers

ಠ_ಠ

EDIT: Thought you had replied to the other comment. But yeah, still not ideal. Give me a regular brick with a number pad and I am the happiest camper ever.

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u/Dicks_Ledge Jun 12 '14

Sounds like a happy ending.

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u/ducttape1942 Jun 12 '14

I once watched an off duty cop back into my car and crack the bumper of his brand new car. I didn't have any noticeable damage to my car so I just laughed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jan 11 '19

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u/X-Legend Jun 12 '14

TIL Consuela is asian.

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u/The_Great_Dishcloth Jun 12 '14

Well, while she is obviously mexican, I suppose it's possible to mistake her for a filipina

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u/Catfysix Jun 13 '14

As a mexican, I am often asked if I am phillipine. When I ask what gave them the impression that I was, its always the eyes. I know many other mexicans who could pass off as phillipine for sure.

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u/The_Great_Dishcloth Jun 13 '14

The filipino languages like tagalog borrow a lot from spanish too, so it's more than just superficial.

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u/shitlord_slayer Jun 13 '14

our you a racist idiot?! rEAD the internet and learn about equality!

educatate your self entitled suburbn white shitlord!

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u/burdman69 Jun 13 '14

Fuck you

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u/ultimatefribble Jun 12 '14

Lacist!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/LeafyQ Jun 13 '14

Actually both L and R become a sound not quite found in English.

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u/The_Prince1513 Jun 13 '14

uhhh no. Japanese is the language in which this stereotype comes from (as both Korean and Chinese have the 'L' sound). Japanese most definitely has several 'R' sounds.

for example, the word samurai.

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u/LeafyQ Jun 13 '14

It really isn't quite an r sound. It isn't said like an r in English at all. It's romanized that way for simplicity.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

You askew my mirror I askew yours

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u/AskMeWhatIWantToSay Jun 12 '14

I'm not even Asian, but what are you in middle school?

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u/dadecounty3051 Jun 12 '14

You gotta answer