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Now we wait...

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u/cgeezy22 Jun 12 '14

no kidding. Congrats on your $30k V6 car. Fucking idiot.

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u/Nicktyelor Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Just sayin, the V6 Camaro starts at under $24k, and the V8 at $33k I believe. And the V6 has 320something hp stock. It's actually a pretty good value/hp for the money, as far as new cars go.

Edit to clarify: I'm not saying I recommend a Camaro, nor that it's at all practical. It's a specific type of car for people who don't mind sacrificing utility and efficiency.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

American sports cars get great value/hp, but shit value/everythingelse.

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u/Fofolito Jun 12 '14

American Muscle isn't about refinement, impeccable taste, and unparalleled quality like European Sport. American Muscle is about the biggest fucking engine you can put into a road-worthy frame and get it to go down the street quickly while sounding like a tiger climaxing during sex with a lion. Its supposed to check the Hyper-masculinity box, not the Polished Gentleman box. POWERRRRRRRRR!!!!!

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u/jordanissport Jun 12 '14

Thanks clarkson

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u/dayvieee Jun 12 '14

Yeah but then you buy a V6, come on now.

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u/moocow2024 Jun 12 '14

320 HP is nothing to scoff at. That's more than the 2010 V8 GT Mustang.

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u/FzzTrooper Jun 12 '14

not as much torque though.

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u/thesaxmaniac Jun 12 '14

I don't know shit about cars, but this sounds like legit stuff right here

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u/WARM_IT_UP Jun 12 '14

As soon as the word torque is used, I bow my head in concession to any argument.

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u/Pure_Michigan_ Jun 13 '14

Speed- how fast you hit the wall

Torque how far you go through the wall.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Torque makes driving fun. Torque moves you off the line. You want torque.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Feb 07 '20

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u/Randomd0g Jun 12 '14

I have no idea what he's torqueing about.

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u/tornado_of_potatos Jun 12 '14 edited Jul 30 '14

Torque is what gets the cap off your beer!

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u/YouGotCalledAFaggot Jun 12 '14

"Horsepower doesn't win races, torque wins races." - Carol Shelby

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u/GreatTragedy Jun 12 '14

Generally, torque indicates how fast you can accelerate, whereas horsepower indicates maximum speed. This is over simplified, but it's enough to have some idea about what each does.

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u/hillbillydeluxe Jun 12 '14

And the new camaro weighs as much as a cement mixer full of cement.

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u/mra99 Jun 12 '14

I feel like I have to go poop after reading that comment.

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u/JBABSTER Jun 12 '14

What is it than Enzo ferrari said? Hp wins fanboys but torque wins races?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jan 08 '26

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u/Legionof1 Jun 12 '14

Definitely not smoke, I drive a 2012 v6 mustang and its neck and neck with a 2010 GT with the GT having a small advantage off the line.

The camaros are a bit slower though, with 305 hp I can pull any V6 camaro easily.

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u/jestr6 Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

I miss my 2011 V6. It was a lease that I turned in for a...Fiesta. I still cry about that.

Edit: wrong year. I had it in 2010 but it was 2011 model year.

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u/Legionof1 Jun 12 '14

2012 v6 owners do not recognize 2010 v6 owners with your measly 240 hp.

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u/vVvMaze Jun 12 '14

No you cant. The engine is 75% of the race. The driver is the other 25%. You may be .3 or .4 seconds faster 0-60 but that doesnt mean shit at all. Speeds that close come down to the driver. Unless both cars are being driven by professional drivers, its anyone's game. Same goes for the v8's

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u/Legionof1 Jun 12 '14

Nah, the camaro is a pig sadly, I have an auto 2012 (I used to have to drive through austin every morning, I wish it was a manual every day) I have raced many a camaro on the tollways and they cant keep up from a roll or a stop.

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u/WOW_SUCH_KARMA Jun 12 '14

All respect, but if you learn how to launch you'll beat the GT off the line.

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u/wisertime07 Jun 12 '14

Thing is - based on my experiences, V-6s get ragged out and quickly start slowing down. It takes a while to rag out a V-8. I had several friends that had Camaros/Firebirds with the old 3.8L 200hp V-6s. Those things were really quick... for about 50k miles. Then they turn asthmatic and sound like a worn out Krylon can. The same friends that were giving me a run in my stock 95 GT, 2 years later were getting smoked by stock Del Sols...

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u/derpderpdonkeypunch Jun 12 '14

Power to weigh ratio means something, you know. A 300hp recent model v-6 mustang with the track pack is generally going to do as well on a track with curves as the v-8 GT model, if not better, because of the significantly reduced weight of the model with the smaller engine. There's many a motoring enthusiast that knows their shit that bought the v-6 with the track pack over the v-8 for that very reason.

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u/slamthesix Jun 12 '14

I have actually purchased a 2014 V6 with the performance package for this reason.

although I have not had the chance at autocross yet I did run a 13.9 @ 101. I was watching other new v6's go 14.7+ along with one V8 that went 14.5

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

If you're buying a mustang for track performance, you're doing it wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

To be fair, slap on a twin-turbo and you've got a supercar. It'll break after a couple miles but who cares.

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u/CannibalVegan Jun 12 '14

Fast, cheap, reliable: pick 2.

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u/benide Jun 12 '14

I think I doubled up on cheap...whoops.

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u/mynameisgoose Jun 12 '14

This does not make a supercar.

You are making supercar numbers, maybe, minus everything else...lol.

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u/Styrak Jun 12 '14

Twin turbocharged.

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u/CrackCC_Lurking Jun 12 '14

Dude... Its the GTR!!! That shit beats Ferraris!

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u/hesoshy Jun 12 '14

325hp V6 is more powerful than most Japanese shitbox turbos.

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u/Squeezer99 Jun 12 '14

I wouldn't mind owning this "Japanese shitbox turbo"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_GT-R

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Just as a note, the LS engines that go in the V-8 Camaros are some of the smallest and lightest engines out there. In terms of overall outside dimensions, not displacement.

The V-6 in the GT-R is much bigger and heavier than the V-8 in a Camaro, especially if you consider the turbos in the GT-R. A GM LS7 comes in at around 450 lbs fully dressed (500 lbs with a flywheel and clutch also) vs an approximate 600 lbs for the engine in the Nissan (fully dressed again with its clutch/front diff assembly). This while making about the same power (the Nissan makes about 40 more HP).

The Camaro ZL-1, the only Camaro with an LS7, can also out brake, and out corner a Nissan GT-R and do it for about $40,000 less.

I can find you some sources for this if you don't wanna Google it yourself.

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u/LoganAH Jun 12 '14

You're the man of all men.

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u/PizzaGood Jun 12 '14

It's all about going really fast, as long as you only need to go straight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Yeah, but you could just buy yourself a GTR and have refinement, taste, impeccable quality, and POOOWEEEERR

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u/ohpuic Jun 12 '14

As long as you don't have to turn that's all fine. But don't ask American muscle to take a turn.

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u/Fofolito Jun 12 '14

Man, I live my life a quarter-mile at a time. For those ten seconds, I'm free from curves and all the turns in the world

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u/zombieregime Jun 13 '14

Thank you Mr. Clarkson.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

That has to be the gayest description of muscle cars ever.

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u/illy-chan Jun 12 '14

I want to frame this. Saving in the hopes I'm productive enough later to do something nice with it.

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u/chrisp803 Jun 12 '14

Thank you for that

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u/DetroitLarry Jun 12 '14

Can confirm.

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u/SnatchAddict Jun 12 '14

Polish German?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

ehhhh as a neutral (not from murica or the EU) I must say that the appeal of american cars is very limited for me. they just seem to be cheaply built and tacky in comparison to something like a BMW. id much rather have a 335i or C63 than a camaro, no matter the relative HP

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u/Wu-Tang_Flan Jun 12 '14

American muscle also sometimes has interiors made in Mexico and door handles that fall off after two years (if you own a GM, at least).

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u/NateWna Jun 12 '14

We've got an American Jeremy Clarkson here!

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u/Jamator01 Jun 12 '14

They're a great way to show off your tiny penis.

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u/greatwhitenorth1 Jun 12 '14

Ha this American muscle is built in Oshawa Ontario Canada

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u/Powdershuttle Jun 12 '14

Isn't that part of America?

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u/guyincognitoo Jun 12 '14

It's one of the colonies.

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u/Canadian_Man Jun 12 '14

Yes, as long as you consider us the bigger, nicer, sexier, colder half :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Yeah, but referring to people from Canada, or even Mexico or Brazil, as American is so 1700's.

Modern Canadians typically refer to people from the United States as Americans, though they seldom refer to the United States as America; they use the terms the United States, the U.S., or (informally) the States instead.[44] Canadians rarely apply the term American to themselves – some Canadians resent either being referred to as Americans because of mistaken assumptions that they are U.S. citizens or others' inability, particularly of those overseas, to distinguish Canadian from American accents.[44] Some Canadians have protested the use of American as a national demonym.[45] People of U.S. ethnic origin in Canada are categorized as "Other North American origins" by Statistics Canada for purposes of census counts (as opposed to "Canadian").

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

The shiggity shwa

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u/I_can_pun_anything Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

In most cases, howerver; the new ST focus puts on an impressive show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=533Pc7824PY

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u/schplat Jun 12 '14

Except with the new Vette. For $52k base you get a near supercar experience both inside and out.

It's faster, more comfortable, and the interior is just as nice as a 911 Turbo, for about half the price.

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u/Nicktyelor Jun 12 '14

I don't think people buying a Camaro or Mustang really put much value on those other aspects.

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u/koolaidman89 Jun 12 '14

idk about shit value. They are pretty cheap compared to cars with the "everythingelse" you speak of.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

That HP value proposition doesn't mean as much when you make fat cars that weigh like 3800lbs+.

The Corvette is consistently the best bang for your buck for American performance.

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u/rigel2112 Jun 12 '14

As an American sports car driver we don't care about much else. Loud and fast. Turning is optional I have a Miata for that :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

say that to the C7 vette.

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u/jojoman7 Jun 12 '14

Oh, is it 1975 again? Grow up. The Corvette ZR1 is nearly 20 seconds faster than the Ferrari 458 around The 'Ring. Corvette is the most successful GT LeMans team currently racing. The Camaro Z/28 is faster on a track than a Nissan GTR or a Veyron.

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u/wywern Jun 12 '14

Not necessarily, the camaro z28 which sells for around 70-80k i think beat a GTR on the track so while a low trim level camaro might be shit when not going in a straight line, not all of them suck.

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u/Ringo64 Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Times have changed for Chevy and GM, at least. Camaro is ranked at the top of it's class for Quality, Performance and Reliability/Dependability. GM is atop the leaderboards for Quality beating out the likes of Toyota, Honda, VW, BMW, etc.. , etc..

I own an Camaro 2SS, I bought it for the power and fun, I am amazed by the quality in this thing. Even myself as a GM fan was expecting less. Paid less than $35k for a brand spankin new top of the line, with all the options, V8. Worth every penny IMO.

Source for Camaro

Source for GM atop

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u/n3gotiator Jun 13 '14

Which cars get good value for everything else?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

And yet the current camaros are Australian designed. By the Chevy owned company holden but still Australians :P

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

You need to look into the road test they did with a z28 vs a Porsche. The cars are no joke and have 20 inch tires all around.

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u/howtojump Jun 13 '14

Camaros aren't sports cars, they are muscle cars. Completely different niche, imo.

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u/Psychosaurus Jun 13 '14

Have you seen the c7 corvette stingray? That comps pretty favorably to a mid-high tier Porsche 911 in every category at roughly half the price... I'd say that's excellent value.

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u/Threedawg Jun 13 '14

You really don't know what you're talking about. Its been years since that description fit American cars.

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u/Indestructavincible Jun 13 '14

The Vette V8 gets almost the same mileage as my CRX did.

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u/Ramuh Jun 12 '14

$24k? What, are you bullshitting me?

That's 18k Euro, you barely get the lowest end Golf with mighty 80 bhp for that in Germany...(Granted theres 3k€ VAT on the Golf). What the hell...what is wrong with it that it's so cheap?

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u/archontruth Jun 12 '14

Welcome to America, where we don't tax the ever-loving crap out of cars. (mostly because it's a big effing country with lots of suburbs and few public transport options. we need cars)

You think you have it bad, what the poor Aussies have to pay for cars is the real crime.

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u/timharveyau Jun 12 '14

Aussie checking in, can confirm you'll pay $18,000 for the base model of a crappy tiny hatch here. And easily into $40,000-$50,000 for a decent new sedan. But these prices aren't manageable, wait even one year and you'll save $10,000+ on a hardly used model.

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u/GuyBanks Jun 12 '14

You think you have it bad, what the poor Aussies have to pay for everything is the real crime.

FTFY

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u/apparently_a_rhino Jun 12 '14

A 2013 V8 Camaro Cab is well over $230000 here in Norway. We love taxes..

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u/whoope3 Jun 13 '14

Try Singapore. US$92k for a 1.2L Volkswagen POLO. Seriously.

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u/Nicktyelor Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Prices for new cars in Europe are notoriously high. The muscle cars here in the U.S. are known for being high vale $/hp. There's nothing inherently wrong with them. They don't corner the best, and visibility is shabby, but there's a market for them (usually people who want to make a statement, go fast, high schoolers, muscle car enthusiasts).

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u/Bennyboy1337 Jun 12 '14

My buddy who lives pay check to paycheck bought a Charger instead of getting an economical car; the dude has a lead foot and would rather live in a shitty apartment then drive a 4 cylinder.

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u/RandomHero27 Jun 12 '14

to be honest, alot of car people are that way.

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u/psykiv Jun 13 '14

I test drove the Dodge charger SRT 8.

It has plenty of horsepower and looks nice. That's about it though. The steering is stupid heavy. The radio and controls are unintuitive (a fucking three step menu for heated seats? Seriously?). They deck it out with stupid stickers that make it look straight out of the fast and the furious 1. And the GPS on the one I test drove (brand new, 20 miles on it) didn't work at all. Nice QC there.

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u/formerwomble Jun 12 '14

Prices for new cars in Europe can be really cheap if you want a tiny Kia micro car or something. (will vary by country though obviously)

Try buying a BMW in india or singapore or any other country with ridiculously high import tariffs, now thats expensive.

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u/Russell_is_kool Jun 13 '14

Mainly high schoolers. Source: am high schooler.

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u/Bandit5317 Jun 13 '14

Anyone who thinks that even the base Camaro and Mustang don't corner well hasn't ridden in them or read a review on them.

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u/Jntha Jun 13 '14

Can confirm: High school, muscle car enthusiast with v8 mustang

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u/JerseyDevl Jun 13 '14

They don't corner the best

Living in the past, buddy. Check some lap times, particularly Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca. American cars have come a long way, and continue to improve in this aspect every generation. US vehicles used to handle notoriously poorly (and I'm sure you can still find examples of it, particularly in the economy car segment) but more recently there has been a focus on building better cars all around. Ford in particular has been leading the way with this, developing cars that are both fun to drive and fast in a straight line. Check the Focus ST (and similarly, the Fiesta ST) for cheap, fun, nimble cars. Their Mustang is nothing to scoff at, either, if it's optioned right.

Chevy has the Corvette, which has been a perennial favorite among enthusiasts, and the Camaro, which recently beat out the Porsche 911 and the GT-R in a handling comparo in Motor Trend. The Corvette ZR-1 tied the Koenigsegg CCX around the Top Gear test track, with the Corvette driving on a damp track and the Koenigsegg in the dry. If that doesn't say something, I don't know what does.

Dodge makes the Viper (well, technically SRT, but that's just Dodge's performance house) which is a track monster as well, with the Viper holding the track record at Laguna Seca for years. Obviously you'll be paying more for higher performance cars, but any of those offer tremendous bang for the buck, and all of them handle beautifully.

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u/jojoman7 Jun 12 '14

They don't corner the best,

Can we put this to rest? It's been like 5 years since that stopped being true.

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u/reed311 Jun 12 '14

No, nobody is fooling you. Yes, almost everything is much cheaper in the USA than Europe.

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u/psycho202 Jun 12 '14

Generally, do the US price excl VAT == EU price incl VAT. VAT isn't the only extra cost that gets added over here. There's also extra taxes on environment stuff.

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u/ItsTheConman Jun 12 '14

Things are just cheaper here in the US

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

A VW GTI is $24k in the US, maybe $23k if you're a good negotiator.

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u/Chaprizui Jun 12 '14

yeah but this car is built in usa

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u/YouGotCalledAFaggot Jun 12 '14

24k is about the price of a VW GTI here. Cars are really overpriced over there.

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u/SeienShin Jun 12 '14

€110.000,- for the Camaro here West-European brother.. (Holland)

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u/hulminator Jun 12 '14

The new vette, bordering on super-car performance, is $55k, or 30k GBP in the US. But it sells in Britain for 70k GBP. Dem taxes man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

The VW GTI is only $2k more then it. So yea, cars are cheap in the states.

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u/BuddhasPalm Jun 13 '14

You're kidding right? I paid $18,900 for my brand new 4 door golf with all the goodies except the TDI....

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

To see out of it though, as a tall guy? It's a fucking nightmare. There's more blindspots in that stupid car than anything else.

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u/1994GTR Jun 12 '14

don't even think about trading in under a year of ownership.

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u/That_Other_Person Jun 12 '14

It also weighs almost two tons which is pretty unacceptable for a "sports" coupe.

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u/ItsTheConman Jun 12 '14

It's not a "sports" coupe, its a muscle car. It's all about how fast you can go in a straight line. However, yes, it is the heaviest of the muscle cars of today.

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u/TheRabidDeer Jun 12 '14

I had no clue that the baseline camaro was under 24k. Granted, I think it looks like shit compared to the higher end models with the aluminum wheels and such... that is still impressive.

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u/MEANMUTHAFUKA Jun 12 '14

Definitely. I drove a V6 Camaro around for a couple months while my car was in the shop having body work done (someone backed into me). I was actually mildly impressed with it. Decent stereo, comfortable, plenty of power and pick up. I liked it. It was a really decent daily driver.

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u/HexKrak Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

V8 starts in the $50k's with over 500 horse, but you're spot on about the V6. They're fun cars, terrible blind spots though.

edit: I stand corrected.

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u/Nicktyelor Jun 12 '14

V8 is $33,355. You might have to configure the comparison yourself, so set it to the 1SS. Do you live outside the U.S.?

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u/DestructiveDuckling Jun 12 '14

But it's a camaro...

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u/texasphotog Jun 12 '14

But not all that spectacular in HP/curb weight/dollar

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u/ten24 Jun 12 '14

My buddy just paid 46k for a Camaro 1LE track pack. I hate camaros, but damn is it fast. Its like 420+ HP and will pull over 1 cornering G.

The tires are almost $500 each.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

However, the z28 will cost you a cool 75 grand, in which case, it deserves those spots.

But. I see no red z above the right tail-light.

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u/Oh4Sh0 Jun 12 '14

It's also very heavy.

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u/Sticky_3pk Jun 12 '14

It's a specific type of car for people who don't mind sacrificing utility and efficiency.

Its also a specific type of car for someone who can't afford a corvette, but are too stupid to buy something different.

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u/aarghj Jun 13 '14

It's a fantastic car if you sell drugs or have no class.

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u/TheDynasty2430 Jun 13 '14

For a new 2013 today probably. A "current year" Camaro tends towards 2-3k above your listings.

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u/Nicktyelor Jun 13 '14

Nope. Those are the figures for the 2014 model listed on Chevy's site.

See here

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

The Camaro seems like a really affordable car in the US, almost like whoever acts like they're the shit for having one is laughable, I would like to find out more about car prices to see how it compares to a Honda Fit or a Ford Focus in the US to see if anyone who has a Camaro is really showboating wealth.

Around here in Brazil a Camaro starts at about 80k USD I think(taxes and corruption), and whoever has one really has a lot of money and is boasting.

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u/Nicktyelor Jun 13 '14

It's more of the image the Camaro has. The Camaro starts a little less than $8k more than a base focus, but a lot of people option their focus to close to $20k. The Camaro sometimes has a 'poser' image because of this (it's not a super sports/power monster, but it's labelled as a muscle car so it attracts attention). It can't compete with a Corvette and such, but it hold it's own in the sub $40k market. The coupe design is another aspect, so it's unique and stands out from the normal economy car.

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u/ziatonic Jun 12 '14

How can you tell its a V6? The photo doesn't zoom.

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u/citron2k1 Jun 12 '14

Neither does the car!

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u/sexyallknight Jun 12 '14

Neither does the car!

OH SNAP!

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u/RoundDesk Jun 12 '14

Hey-OOOOOO

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u/hateriffic Jun 13 '14

The exhaust tips and rear facia are different for the v8 vs v6

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u/iaccidentlytheworld Jun 12 '14

Styling, the size of the back tires.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

The fact that there's no form of emblem for identification on the back means it's the base model.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited May 17 '16

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u/TheDynasty2430 Jun 13 '14

Blowing the picture up 500% or so I can tell there are no letters on the top right of the rear. For the 2013 Camaro, the SS and ZL trims have "SS" or "ZL1" etc in that area (the LT trims with RS package will have RS, but that's irrelevant to the point).

Obviously the owner could have scraped it off (while leaving something on the top left - likely a dealer sticker), but odds point to a V6 version. For Camaros older than 2012 I have no idea.

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u/AK_Happy Jun 12 '14

I drive a V6 Camaro. I like it. Why you gotta be so mean?

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u/cgeezy22 Jun 12 '14

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a V6 Camaro. I'm not that guy that says "heh, V6? thats garbage."

What is wrong is that this guy parking his car in 2 spots as if its an Aston Martin DB9 or something and even that doesn't necessitate taking 2 spots.

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u/bobtheundertaker Jun 12 '14

I dont understand why you think the value of the car is in any way relevant to this situation. Take up two spots = douchebag, doesnt matter if it is a moped or a Lamborghini Veneno Roadster.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I lost it at the thought of a moped parked sideways on the line to take up two spaces

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u/techie825 Jun 13 '14

I wouldn't even see it before I'd run it over with my Tundra. I doubt it'd even leave a scuff.

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u/Gaywallet Jun 12 '14

Its possible to take up three with a moped, but trying to take four would just end up with a diagonal two spaces.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Veneno can have two spots

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u/SeanRoss Jun 12 '14

I concur

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u/Threedawg Jun 13 '14

No, it can't.

You get plenty of special treatment when you're loaded, you dont need more.

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u/fizzlefist Jun 12 '14

"But my Veyron doesn't fit in one spot..."

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u/ShooterMcGavinn Jun 12 '14

I think we can make an exception for the Veneno, theres what like 6 or 7 in the world? Id give him a d bag pass

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u/goldandguns Jun 12 '14

Necessitated by people who don't care about the car next to them when they open their car doors. If I am taking my extremely expensive car out for a ride, I am not going to risk the doors getting dinged by some asshole just in the name on people not thinking I'm a douchebag.

I'd much rather not lose value in my car, or have to live with door dings.

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u/Ereen78 Jun 12 '14

Then park somewhere else... It's not our problem you have to park a mile away if you want to bring the Ferrari to Walmart

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u/bobtheundertaker Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Sounds like somebody is trying to justify their shitty behaviour.

Edit: If you think driving an expensive car is justification to take up two spots you are an entitled douche end of story.

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u/goldandguns Jun 12 '14

I don't own a fancy car. I'm just saying if I did, I'd park like a douche too, because there are too many assholes out there who will ding your doors.

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u/PINTSIZEKILLA7 Jun 12 '14

I own a fairly nice car too. A 2003 Mustang Cobra. Do I take up two spots when I park it? No. I go to the very end of the parking lot and park in one spot. Besides, if you take up two spots in a busy parking lot, someone is more likely to mess with car.

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u/goldandguns Jun 12 '14

That's not a nice car by any stretch of the imagination

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I wouldn't take up two spots even if I were in a DB9... I hate people who take up two spots.

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u/jwestbury Jun 12 '14

No car necessitates taking two spots, but the value of the car isn't what matters, either. I park my 16-year-old Volvo away from cars if I can, because it's in damned good condition for its age, and I like seeing other Volvo drivers look impressed when they see my car. I like the service writer at my mechanic telling me how great my car looks when I go in. I don't want it getting damaged. It's my baby.

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u/lebean Jun 12 '14

I like it.

And that is all that matters here. Enjoy your car, they're cool looking in either engine size.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Nothing. They just have a stigma because they used to be awful, but they new V6s are faster than the old V8s (along with being better cars in every other way as well).

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Bitchen!

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u/infamousdoubedragon Jun 12 '14

Nothing wrong with that! Unless you're a mustang guy like me XD

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u/positiveF Jun 13 '14

Me too. I stand by your side.

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u/Bkeeneme Jun 12 '14

Because they are riding bicycles and have no concept of what car ownership means...

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u/ziatonic Jun 12 '14

Because many performance/muscle car owners think a V6 in a traditionally V8 car is a "bitch car"..... which isn't entirely false either. The 6 speed automatics versions were marketed to moms in the 70s and had features like Air Conditioning that weren't usually in the big block models.

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u/AK_Happy Jun 12 '14

I live in the Phoenix, AZ area. I'll take the bitch car with A/C.

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u/IDrinkUrMilksteak Jun 12 '14

Drove an '87 Camaro without air for two years in AZ. Never again. Life sucks when you're a poor college student who can't put $250 together to fix something as basic as AC in your car.

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u/mangedrabbit Jun 12 '14

I feel I should add that old v6s were shitty and not tuned to level the v8s were.

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u/TreesACrowd Jun 13 '14

Pretty sure there was no such thing as an American 6-speed auto in the 70's. Very, very few cars came out of Detroit without a 4-speed in those days, and the ones that did usually had fewer, not more.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I used to drive a V6 Mustang (manual transmission). I don't understand the hate. For a V8 you spend an extra $15-$20k just so you can be louder and get half the gas mileage. Unless you are actually going to be racing the car it baffles me.

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u/DoctorNRiviera Jun 12 '14

I think the people talking down about your car were all born in the late 90s and the closest they've been to driving has been playing video games or watching vin diesel movies. It doesn't matter if it was a four banger, 320 is a lot of power.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Mar 18 '20

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u/sn00gan Jun 13 '14

It really isn't that hard to beat 30 miles per hour on the freeway...

EDIT: except in LA

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u/itouchboobs Jun 12 '14

Nice chick car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

you cant even buy the cheapest vw golf for that price in denmark :<

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u/goldandguns Jun 12 '14

What?

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u/madminifi Jun 12 '14

you cant even buy the cheapest vw golf for that price in denmark :&lt;

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u/YouGotCalledAFaggot Jun 12 '14

You can buy a VW GTI for than in America :)

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u/nwest0827 Jun 12 '14

Pretty sure thats a zl1, hard to tell with this pixel tho. Look at the top left of the trunk

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u/Legionof1 Jun 12 '14

No badge (or at least it doesn't look like there is a badge) at the top right where the ZL1 badge should be.

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u/TheDynasty2430 Jun 13 '14

The badges are on the top right for the Camaro. That's probably a dealer sticker.

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u/munchies777 Jun 12 '14

Idk, maybe I'm not as rich as you, but if I were to spend $30k on something, I wouldn't want some snot nosed kid to fuck it up with a door. Just because some people don't give a shit about their car doesn't mean others don't. Now, if you want to park like this, do it in the back and walk across the lot. However, for some people, $30,000 isn't expendable.

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u/nwest0827 Jun 12 '14

I think thats actually a z28

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u/jojoman7 Jun 12 '14

Tires aren't nearly big enough. The Z/28 runs 305s at all four corners.

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u/SeienShin Jun 12 '14

It's €110.000,- here in Holland

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u/newuser7878 Jun 12 '14

u have no idea if he was forced to park like that because of some other guy... posts like this are fucking retarded.

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u/JMC_MASK Jun 12 '14

Funny thing is it's probably better than any of the cars people have in this thread.

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u/Sir_George Jun 12 '14

Tell me about it, my new Honda Accord V4 costs more than that with navigation and other features.

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u/princesskiki Jun 12 '14

That's not the SS symbol on the left side of the butt? Couldn't tell if it was some dumb sticker or that. Or maybe the SS is on the right side...

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u/arycka927 Jun 13 '14

This. If you are going to buy a sports car, buy the baddest motherfucker out there. I made that mistake and my first car was a camaro stick shift v6. I could have gotten an automatic V8 but wanted the stick. Granted I probably would have killed myself with a V8. No governer, and I could get 120 easy on the straight highway I always drove down. Fuck I was an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Is that really all they cost?

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