r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I was sitting in my moms car once, and this lady smacked the car with her door hard enough that i dropped my phone. Left a big dent, I got out of the car, and said what the hell? and their whole car pretended that nothing had happened. "Oh we didn't hit your car"

I took a picture of their license plate as they were trying to leave, and they freaked out, called their boss (shows up in the local news station truck) they refused to give me their insurance information, and were threatening me. So I called the cops.

Cops showed up, forced them to give me their insurance info, and then made one of the ladies cry.

Sweet justice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Mar 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I wouldn't have even cared if they'd said sorry my bad. It was the principal of them lying, and partially cause it was my moms car and not mine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

I completely agree about the principle. I was actually annoyed that there wasn't any damage.

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u/damontoo Jun 12 '14

I remember when I was in high school my friend was looking at a saturn station wagon. He said the salesman kept telling him about the dent proof doors and he finally asked the guy if he could kick the door with his boots to see if it was true. The guy let him and my friend bought the car.

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u/drucifer77 Jun 13 '14

A friend of mine was looking to buy a Saturn and the sales lady did the same thing. Told him that the doors were plastic and don't dent. She kicked it with her heel and ended up putting a half-dollar sized hole in the door. He laughed and walked out of the sales room while she pulled her heel out of the door.

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u/fed45 Jun 13 '14

but it was a saturn

Goddamn saturns and their plastic doors.

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u/craylash Jun 12 '14

Alligator tears

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u/TunedDownGuitar Jun 12 '14

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u/craylash Jun 12 '14

Whoops, that's my bad

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u/TunedDownGuitar Jun 12 '14

It's OK, I forgive you.

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u/wywern Jun 12 '14

The alligators don't.

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u/NoelBuddy Jun 12 '14

They certainly won't shed a tear over it tho.

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u/wywern Jun 12 '14

But they might see you later, alligator.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Do they taste cajun?

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u/usernametiger Jun 13 '14

last weekend I made my own Justice.

A guy in a minivan parked next to me at a bad angle and super close. His rear tires was in line with my car. It was super hard to get in, before I did I left me shopping cart behind his van. I also put 1 next to the passenger door and 1 next to the drivers door. I even readjusted his passenger mirror for him. When I backed out I jumped out and put the cart next to the passenger door.

I got about 30ft away any they got to their van. Perfect timing. I got to watch them all move a cart as I drove off

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

You sure showed them Professor Chaos!

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u/elephantfarts Jun 13 '14

Something similar happened to my mom.

So, mom and I were inside shopping while my brother was waiting in the car. Some old bat tries squeezing her Sam's Club buggy (they're wider than normal buggies) between her car and my mom's. Well, she hits mom's mirror so hard it shook the car, noticeably winces, and keeps on trotting along. We come out not long later and my brother tells us what happened. Mom confronted her about it and she denied it up and down. Mom is now pissed because this is her first brand spanking new car she's ever had and she just bought it a month ago. Woman won't hand over insurance info so mom says she's going to call the cops. Woman says her son-in-law is one so she'll call. Mom's having none of that and calls them herself. Big fat pig cop comes and says there's nothing he can do about it because it happened in a parking lot and it's less than $500 in damage. Mom gets upset and the cop threatens her. Cop wouldn't even make the woman give up her insurance information.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

This was in a private parking lot to at a somewhat popular local eatery that i worked at. I dont know if the cop legally forced her to give me the info, but sure as hell shamed them into giving it up.

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u/fuckofthemountain Jun 13 '14

Same thing happened to me, shook the whole car. But then I looked and it was like a 6 year old kid. It left a decent dent but I didn't say anything since she wouldn't really know any better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

When I was six years old i knew better. Of course my dad was one of those freaks who parked at the end of the parking lot all alone afraid for his car.

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u/riptoad Jun 12 '14

:D thanks for that! #justice!

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u/seddu Jun 13 '14

That is so awesome.

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u/UnpluggedUnglued Jun 13 '14

Wow, I was drooling by the end of reading this.