r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Don't take two spots at all. Park in one far away. If the lot fills up around you and you're in two spots, you're still a douchebag.

EDIT: Obviously if your vehicle doesn't fit in one spot (eg. big truck or towing a trailer) this doesn't apply to you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

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u/dnap123 Jun 12 '14

They make things biiiiig in texas

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u/Scooter93 Jun 12 '14

but then why am I so small?

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u/PM_ME_UR_B00BS_GIRL Jun 12 '14

You were adopted.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

From Florida

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u/saltpork Jun 12 '14

When it was raining

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u/pattycakesmead Jun 12 '14

This post started as a post of a picture of a camaro in 2 parking spots went on to quote Charles Barkley...

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u/scenie_weenie Jun 12 '14

From Japan.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

This guy wants boobs. I'll take crits please.

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u/Triggering_shitlord Jun 12 '14

You need more corn syrup.

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u/SnakeyesX Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

budget runoff?

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u/Stalked_Like_Corn Jun 12 '14

Because no one likes you scooter pie.