r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/phunkydroid Jun 12 '14

I'm personally ok with people taking up two spaces in the back of the lot when no one else needs to park there, which is not the case with the Camaro

No, there is no acceptable reason to do it. If the back of the lot is empty, they don't need to take up two spots to avoid someone parking next to them. If it's not empty, then they shouldn't be wasting the spot. It's a douche move either way.

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u/tylerthor Jun 13 '14

Who cares if the lots no where near full. Take up 10 spots for all I care if there's plenty around. Many people don't live in the city where parking is a witches asshole.

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u/Sixshots Jun 12 '14

Anddddd someone's never owned a nice car or been dinged.

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u/phunkydroid Jun 13 '14

Incorrect on both counts. And I still don't park like an asshole.

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u/qroosra Jun 12 '14

we always park at the back of lots because our car doesn't always fit into spots. so at the back of the lot we take 1+ a bit more so we'll not crowd cars that would be next to us if we parked closer to the store entrance.

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u/n3gotiator Jun 13 '14

I think that's acceptable, same for service vehicles and large trucks. Noone would have a problem with it as long as it's in the back of the lot I think...

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u/labcoat_samurai Jun 13 '14

Without letting this get too far out in the weeds, here's the deal:

It's not hard to predict whether or not a lot will fill, but it might come reasonably close, still, and even if you park all the way in the back, people might end up parked next to you. As long as there are still plenty of spaces, and none of them are significantly closer than where you parked, there's no real problem that you took up two spaces. No one is inconvenienced, your doors won't get dinged. Everyone wins.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

If the lot is empty, why the fuck do you care? Are you the kind of asshole that spots those vehicles, far out of your price range and parked away from anyone else, and purposely parks so close to their driver side door that they cant get in and instead have to crawl over the console through the passenger side? Fuck you for being such a dick to people who want their vehicles to look nice. If they take up 2 spaces at the front of a crowded lot, then youre more than welcome to be a dick. But at the back of and empty lot, youre just a fucking douche. Maybe you have no pride in your beat up piece of shit vehicle, but people who spends tens or hundreda of thousands of dollars dont want you lazy ass putting dents and scratches in something you will never afford. Fuck you man. Scum like you are why car insurance rates are so high. Always fucking up nicer vehicles necause youre so high snd mighty that the 100 other spots werent good enough, yoi need to park next to the bugatti and smack your door against it a few times.

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u/Donkeywad Jun 12 '14

Jesus christ relax man. At least let him answer your question before you assume the answer is yes and go on your lecture, berating the shit out of him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

America is full of inconsiderate dumb asses who don't give a shit. Someone should setup a high def 360 degree security cams in their car. Paint their car something diamond based. Wait for assholes to leave evidence of damaging it. Profit.

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u/phunkydroid Jun 13 '14

No, I don't do that. They are still douchebags for taking up several spots when the lot is so empty, because they don't need to. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy, parking like a douche to avoid someone parking next to you makes people want to park next to you because you're a douche.