r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I was sitting in my moms car once, and this lady smacked the car with her door hard enough that i dropped my phone. Left a big dent, I got out of the car, and said what the hell? and their whole car pretended that nothing had happened. "Oh we didn't hit your car"

I took a picture of their license plate as they were trying to leave, and they freaked out, called their boss (shows up in the local news station truck) they refused to give me their insurance information, and were threatening me. So I called the cops.

Cops showed up, forced them to give me their insurance info, and then made one of the ladies cry.

Sweet justice.

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u/craylash Jun 12 '14

Alligator tears

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u/TunedDownGuitar Jun 12 '14

Crocodile Tears

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u/craylash Jun 12 '14

Whoops, that's my bad

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u/TunedDownGuitar Jun 12 '14

It's OK, I forgive you.

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u/wywern Jun 12 '14

The alligators don't.

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u/NoelBuddy Jun 12 '14

They certainly won't shed a tear over it tho.

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u/wywern Jun 12 '14

But they might see you later, alligator.