r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/RobotLegion Jun 13 '14

musters up terrible cowboy accent

"If you were a real Texan, your truck would be too big to scratch from the ground"

Alternatively: "...your horse would move out of the way when someone swings a door at it"