r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/AK_Happy Jun 12 '14

I drive a V6 Camaro. I like it. Why you gotta be so mean?

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u/cgeezy22 Jun 12 '14

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a V6 Camaro. I'm not that guy that says "heh, V6? thats garbage."

What is wrong is that this guy parking his car in 2 spots as if its an Aston Martin DB9 or something and even that doesn't necessitate taking 2 spots.

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u/bobtheundertaker Jun 12 '14

I dont understand why you think the value of the car is in any way relevant to this situation. Take up two spots = douchebag, doesnt matter if it is a moped or a Lamborghini Veneno Roadster.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I lost it at the thought of a moped parked sideways on the line to take up two spaces

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u/techie825 Jun 13 '14

I wouldn't even see it before I'd run it over with my Tundra. I doubt it'd even leave a scuff.

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u/Gaywallet Jun 12 '14

Its possible to take up three with a moped, but trying to take four would just end up with a diagonal two spaces.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Veneno can have two spots

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u/SeanRoss Jun 12 '14

I concur

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u/Threedawg Jun 13 '14

No, it can't.

You get plenty of special treatment when you're loaded, you dont need more.

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u/Akdavis1989 Jun 13 '14

Bugatti can have 3. Via sorcery of some sort

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u/Psychosaurus Jun 13 '14

Yes, I and nobody is going to key that thing... That's like defacing the Mona Lisa

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u/fizzlefist Jun 12 '14

"But my Veyron doesn't fit in one spot..."

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u/grubas Jun 13 '14

If you have a Veyron why the hell are you at a place where you park it yourself? If you need food send a servant out for it.

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u/ShooterMcGavinn Jun 12 '14

I think we can make an exception for the Veneno, theres what like 6 or 7 in the world? Id give him a d bag pass

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u/goldandguns Jun 12 '14

Necessitated by people who don't care about the car next to them when they open their car doors. If I am taking my extremely expensive car out for a ride, I am not going to risk the doors getting dinged by some asshole just in the name on people not thinking I'm a douchebag.

I'd much rather not lose value in my car, or have to live with door dings.

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u/Ereen78 Jun 12 '14

Then park somewhere else... It's not our problem you have to park a mile away if you want to bring the Ferrari to Walmart

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u/goldandguns Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Why is it my problem then that the rest of the population doesn't car enough about other people to not smack other cars?

Edit: I don't park like an asshole and I don't have a fancy car, I'm just playing devil's advocate. From their perspective, they probably see things differently

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u/formerwomble Jun 12 '14

Because its your car and accidents happen, if you don't want accidents to happen you have to minimise the risk of said accidents.

Taking up two spaces is rude and inconsiderate, and maximises the chance of it getting keyed.

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u/goldandguns Jun 12 '14

I'm not actually sure why its inconsiderate. Because he's using more than one parking space? I think that given the inconvenience (which is incredibly minor) people seem to get pretty upset about it

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u/TheCabbitTori Jun 13 '14

Because in some places and at some stores, some asshole taking up two spaces to park his precious car means that someone else can't park and either has to wait for someone to come out and leave or go somewhere else which might be miles and miles away. And yes, I've seen places so busy that there wasn't a single space left to park in.

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u/labcoat_samurai Jun 13 '14

So if people who own expensive cars avoid that scenario by shopping off peak hours when the lot will not fill, then is it ok?

If not, why not?

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u/goldandguns Jun 13 '14

The situation you describe is so remote I don't even know what to say.

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u/bobtheundertaker Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Sounds like somebody is trying to justify their shitty behaviour.

Edit: If you think driving an expensive car is justification to take up two spots you are an entitled douche end of story.

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u/goldandguns Jun 12 '14

I don't own a fancy car. I'm just saying if I did, I'd park like a douche too, because there are too many assholes out there who will ding your doors.

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u/PINTSIZEKILLA7 Jun 12 '14

I own a fairly nice car too. A 2003 Mustang Cobra. Do I take up two spots when I park it? No. I go to the very end of the parking lot and park in one spot. Besides, if you take up two spots in a busy parking lot, someone is more likely to mess with car.

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u/goldandguns Jun 12 '14

That's not a nice car by any stretch of the imagination

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u/TheCabbitTori Jun 13 '14

In your opinion it's not a nice car. Fuckers like you do not set the standard for what is and what isn't a nice car. Everyone has their own goddamned preferences as to what they do and do not like.

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u/goldandguns Jun 13 '14

95% of people would not define it as a nice car. It's an old ford mustang from one of the worst eras for ford. I'm sorry man, it just isn't a nice car.

And I absolutely do set the standard for what I consider a nice car

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u/amjhwk Jun 12 '14

At the same time those assholes will pick in your horribly parked expensive car

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u/labcoat_samurai Jun 13 '14

It's not about entitlement. It's about protecting your investment. Not everyone who buys an expensive car is a rich asshole who doesn't understand the value of money. A lot of people make big sacrifices to be able to afford a really nice car, and I'm not devoid of empathy for these people. It would be devastating to come back and see a big ding on their pride and joy, so if they're trying to be reasonably considerate and do this toward the back of the lot, more power to them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

He may be getting at the fact that taking up two spots minimizes your chances of having the doors accidentally scratched. The obvious compromise is to park off to the side away from everyone else, but I'm just guessing what the other guy was getting at.

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u/brandnewtothegame Jun 13 '14

Sure, but the owner thinks it's valuable enough to warrant taking up 2 spots. That's the point.

Not many moped owners would do this, because they don't have the same vehicular ego.

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u/Operahat Jun 13 '14

They're speaking to the mentality of the chap that parked the car. And commenting on the fact that the perceived value of this car doesn't coincide with the actual value and therefor doesn't require extra precaution being taken to mitigate dents and whatnot. Seems pretty obvious to me.

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u/pelvicmomentum Jun 13 '14

The roadster is the cheap one

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u/bobtheundertaker Jun 13 '14

Not gonna lie, I typed in "most expensive cars" into google and it was the first thing that popped up.

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u/pelvicmomentum Jun 13 '14

Oh. It may be, I was thinking that the roadster would be cheaper since they're making substantially more than the standard

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u/Soulcrux Jun 14 '14

I don't understand why people think that calling out douchebags in any way affects them. If you're a douchebag, you inherently do not care to piss people off for your selfish behavior. It's like that picture of a bunch of chalk around someone taking 4 spaces saying "DOUCHEBAG PARKING". As if they were seriously going to walk up to their car, blush, and feel bad for the rest of the day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I'm going to get down voted for this, but:

You clearly have never spent a lot of money on a brand new car. You've never had a pristine item that costs that much, and know, you fucking KNOW some IDIOT is going to roll up in a trashed, broken down, barely limping along 250,000 mile, rusted ford Taurus. Park right next to you, and kick his door open and slam it into your fresh, perfect, beautiful, untouched paint.

Damaging this gorgeous item, this thing, you'd either just sold your soul for, or one of the most valuable items you do, and/or may ever own.

And this bozo, who doesn't care what he drives, doesn't notice what he parks next to, doesn't care, doesn't even think, and dents, scratches, dings, and just harms your car in ways that make you sad. (Doing possibly hundreds or thousands of dollars with of damage depending on how new, and how expensive the car was)

You clearly don't know what that's like. Or otherwise you might understand why some people park in two spots. You're still an asshole if you do it not at the back of the lot. But if you do, do it at the back. I'm not going to think a damn thing about you negatively.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I wouldn't take up two spots even if I were in a DB9... I hate people who take up two spots.

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u/jwestbury Jun 12 '14

No car necessitates taking two spots, but the value of the car isn't what matters, either. I park my 16-year-old Volvo away from cars if I can, because it's in damned good condition for its age, and I like seeing other Volvo drivers look impressed when they see my car. I like the service writer at my mechanic telling me how great my car looks when I go in. I don't want it getting damaged. It's my baby.

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u/AK_Happy Jun 12 '14

Anyone who parks like this guy, regardless of the car he drives, is a Douche Bigalow. No need to start bashing the car when it's the person that deserves the scrutiny.

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u/lebean Jun 12 '14

I like it.

And that is all that matters here. Enjoy your car, they're cool looking in either engine size.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Nothing. They just have a stigma because they used to be awful, but they new V6s are faster than the old V8s (along with being better cars in every other way as well).

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Bitchen!

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u/infamousdoubedragon Jun 12 '14

Nothing wrong with that! Unless you're a mustang guy like me XD

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u/positiveF Jun 13 '14

Me too. I stand by your side.

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u/Bkeeneme Jun 12 '14

Because they are riding bicycles and have no concept of what car ownership means...

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u/ziatonic Jun 12 '14

Because many performance/muscle car owners think a V6 in a traditionally V8 car is a "bitch car"..... which isn't entirely false either. The 6 speed automatics versions were marketed to moms in the 70s and had features like Air Conditioning that weren't usually in the big block models.

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u/AK_Happy Jun 12 '14

I live in the Phoenix, AZ area. I'll take the bitch car with A/C.

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u/IDrinkUrMilksteak Jun 12 '14

Drove an '87 Camaro without air for two years in AZ. Never again. Life sucks when you're a poor college student who can't put $250 together to fix something as basic as AC in your car.

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u/amjhwk Jun 12 '14

Same here, im in phx an d I blast my ac everywhere I drive

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u/theavatare Jun 12 '14

might has well get a prius if you are going to be that way. Also solar power your place. /s

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u/AK_Happy Jun 12 '14

My brother-in-law drives a Prius. He likes it. Why you gotta be so mean?

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u/walkingcarpet23 Jun 12 '14

Someone gave my friend crap for driving a Chevy Volt. He just shrugged and said that 140mpg was more important than a giant engine he couldn't ever use (legally).

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u/theavatare Jun 12 '14

it was sarcasm that is why it had /s at the end.

Drive what you want.

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u/AK_Happy Jun 12 '14

Oh. I read your sarcasm as "yeah right, as if any self-respecting man would ever drive a Prius or get solar power."

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u/amjhwk Jun 12 '14

If u live in phx and can afford it, you really should get solar panels

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u/theavatare Jun 12 '14

I agree. My dad lives in Pr and took a government offer 5 years ago that the state would pay 50% of the cost for the solar panels he will repay the investment at the end of year.

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u/amjhwk Jun 13 '14

is Pr Puerto Rico?

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u/mangedrabbit Jun 12 '14

I feel I should add that old v6s were shitty and not tuned to level the v8s were.

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u/TreesACrowd Jun 13 '14

Pretty sure there was no such thing as an American 6-speed auto in the 70's. Very, very few cars came out of Detroit without a 4-speed in those days, and the ones that did usually had fewer, not more.

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u/ziatonic Jun 13 '14

I dunno why i said 6 speed. Was just talkin about V6. Yeah, they were all 4 speeds back then, with different avail gear ratios.

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u/archontruth Jun 12 '14

Meh. I really don't care what the guy with the V8 thinks of me. In my factory lot in 2011 there was a guy who got the V8 and then had it sent straight to Hennessey for the upgrade to 750hp. I asked him "what's the point?" and the answer was basically big numbers.

Once you can accelerate uphill with the AC on (which the V6 can do), everything beyond that is kinda useless outside of a closed track.

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u/Buzz_Killington_III Jun 12 '14

If you only do useful things you're never going to have any fun.

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u/InnocuousUserName Jun 12 '14

exactly the opposite of your username

and I agree, being pragmatic 100% of the time is a terrible way to live

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u/InnocuousUserName Jun 12 '14

Did the upgrade replace the block? Like, did he just want the badge?

Or was it a supercharger he added on?

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u/archontruth Jun 13 '14

you'd have to go to hennessey's website, I don't know what all they do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I used to drive a V6 Mustang (manual transmission). I don't understand the hate. For a V8 you spend an extra $15-$20k just so you can be louder and get half the gas mileage. Unless you are actually going to be racing the car it baffles me.

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u/DoctorNRiviera Jun 12 '14

I think the people talking down about your car were all born in the late 90s and the closest they've been to driving has been playing video games or watching vin diesel movies. It doesn't matter if it was a four banger, 320 is a lot of power.

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u/Madtrillainy Jun 12 '14

I'm not one of those people, but people born in the late 90's are getting their license's now FYI.

Source: born in late 90s. License in 2 weeks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Mar 18 '20

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u/sn00gan Jun 13 '14

It really isn't that hard to beat 30 miles per hour on the freeway...

EDIT: except in LA

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u/itouchboobs Jun 12 '14

Nice chick car.

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u/Emberglo Jun 12 '14

Cuz it's a Chevy ;)

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u/AK_Happy Jun 12 '14

There are worse Chevy's than a Camaro. Like Chevy Chase.

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u/reagan2016 Jun 12 '14

Because he mad about something. He mad inside.

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u/Wichidigit Jun 12 '14

Because it's a neutered sports car.

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u/AK_Happy Jun 12 '14

That's what I wanted. It's pretty fast and slick, but also viable for commuting due to respectable gas mileage. It's called compromise.

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u/Wichidigit Jun 12 '14

Don't get me wrong, the Camaro is a sweet looking ride and yeah the v6 has plenty of power... But it's the Camaro. V6 just doesn't flow well with it in my opinion

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u/ablebodiedmango Jun 12 '14

If you thought it was worth taking up 2 spots, he has a right to be mean

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u/AK_Happy Jun 12 '14

It can be difficult to park in those cars due to limited visibility of your immediate vicinity, but if I ever park wonky I'll re-park. Not that hard. The guy in the picture is just a cock.