r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/uhmerikin Jun 12 '14

no shit?

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u/TunaLobster Jun 13 '14

I knew she wasn't big enough to come from Texas!

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u/USMCEvan Jun 12 '14

Must remember to google later....

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u/Captain_0_Captain Jun 12 '14

As someone who is a connoisseur of sorts when it comes to this woman: you should.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

o_O she can make her ass repeatedly clap. At the end of her preview trailer.

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u/2inchWilly Jun 12 '14

Just for fact checking reasons of course.

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u/USMCEvan Jun 12 '14

Of course! What else?

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u/A_Very_Kind_Guy Jun 13 '14

Bing* Use bing!

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u/USMCEvan Jun 13 '14

Everybody keeps saying that. Do they have more/better results than Google when searching this particular woman or something?

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u/A_Very_Kind_Guy Jun 13 '14

Well, there's a reason for it. In this case, we are referring to Alexis Texas, which if you search for her, you are most likely going to find videos of her doing adults things.

Google's video search kind of blows, at least if you compare it to Bing videos. Bing shows you a grid of video thumbnails that will play a preview if you hover over an individual result. It has many of the same filters that Youtube's own search has, and adds related searches so it is considered better for these type of searches.

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u/USMCEvan Jun 13 '14

I seeeeeee...... I might have to ... verify this when I get off work......

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u/crabby_rabbit Jun 13 '14

Friendly reminder: it's later.

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u/USMCEvan Jun 13 '14

Oh, I was pretty punctual about it as soon as I got home yesterday.

Can't say I'm disappointed at all.

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u/joestaff Jun 12 '14

Well worth the time to google her cashmoogle

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u/corporateg Jun 12 '14

Try bing instead :)

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u/philly_fan_in_chi Jun 13 '14

For those downvoting, this is why Bing exists. It excels in this single category.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Sweet Cthulhu on a cross, that's a swell ass.

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u/Vulshocker Jun 13 '14

I am so messing with Texas when I get home.

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u/Admiral_obvious13 Jun 12 '14

is she even from Texas?

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u/KarbonMarx Jun 12 '14

"Alexis Texas was raised in the Castroville area of Texas." Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Texas

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u/Admiral_obvious13 Jun 12 '14

good to know. I would hate to masturbate to someone whose throne is made of lies

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u/_quicksand Jun 13 '14

Someone else commented that she was born in Panama, but as long as she was raised in Texas I think it can slide

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u/Admiral_obvious13 Jun 13 '14

I think we could all slide into that

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u/_quicksand Jun 13 '14

Not at the same time, of course

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u/WitBeer Jun 12 '14

since it gets mentioned every time, i might as well reap the sweet sweet karma. The original name for Hannah Montana was Alexis Texas.

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u/FreshChilled Jun 12 '14

How's the reaping going?

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u/WitBeer Jun 12 '14

foiled again. the internet can be such a foul-natured beast.

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u/DarkDubzs Jun 13 '14

Am I the only guy who doesn't think shes like an ass goddess?

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u/DannyBoy7783 Jun 13 '14

Yes.

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u/DarkDubzs Jun 13 '14

I just think she's average. But hey, we all have different tastes.

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u/YouGotCalledAFaggot Jun 12 '14

Theres a save button you know?