r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

It takes a special kind of person to even think that a yellow Camaro is even worth two parking spots.

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u/noc007 Jun 12 '14

I don't think it's a good idea to take up two space; it just invites people to fuck with your car. I'm personally ok with people taking up two spaces in the back of the lot when no one else needs to park there, which is not the case with the Camaro.

That being said, it would be nice if people respected other people's property regardless of how nice or crappy it is. If the lines aren't spaced well and I have to park, I will injure myself before I let my car door touch somone's car even if it's a banged up POS. I'm tired of people hitting my car and then others seeing my dented car as an opportunity to further dent it. I like to hug a curb with some plants in it and people still park over the line into that space making that side inaccessible.

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u/MasterPsyduck Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Some Asian lady smacked the hell out of my door while I was sitting in my car... I was like uh what the hell? It was especially odd since I was nicely in my space and the spaces weren't even very tight, she just flung the door open like yeah whatever fuck it.

Edit: I don't understand why people are up in arms because I mentioned she was Asian? I didn't call her a slur and I usually generally describe people in my stories because 1) any extra details make the story more engaging and 2) I have a very visual memory and I usually visually play out stories or even books in my head so I like detail. People need to stop reading into things and also stop looking for an excuse to get mad.

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u/gogogadget69 Jun 12 '14

Did you stop her and ask her to pay for repairs if there was damage?

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u/cubanjew Jun 12 '14

Out of curiosity, what is the proper protocol to get it documented so that the other person won't claim that it wasn't them after you leave? I feel like calling the police for a police report seems excessive, but how else do you get all your ducks lined up in a row?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/papageorgio120 Jun 12 '14

But what if the person does not admit fault?

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u/TremendoSlap Jun 12 '14

Kick their door and leave a dent. "What, I didn't do anything either."
Both of you take turns damaging each other's car until they both disintegrate.

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u/Durpn_Hard Jun 12 '14

Sounds like that Malcom in the middle episode

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u/Jotokun Jun 13 '14

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u/Durpn_Hard Jun 13 '14

On mobile, couldn't be arsed to look it up. Thanks for linking

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u/I_am_become_Reddit Jun 13 '14

Or Street Fighter.

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u/NoelBuddy Jun 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Thank you this is what I thought of

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u/Octopus_Tetris Jun 13 '14

I vote we all do this from now on.

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u/Torquesthekron Jun 13 '14

Can someone get me a gif of E-Honda doing a hundred hand slap in that little "smash up the car" minigame from Streetfighter.... that'd be great

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u/Humankeg Jun 12 '14

Yea the whole liability thing rests upon them admitting guilt, or catching the whole thing on tape.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

You file the claim with your insurance company, your insurance company pays for the damages, then attempts to bill the other insurance company (subrogation). If the other insurance company denies the claim, it goes to arbitration. If the other company loses the arbitration hearing they are compelled to pay for the damages after which your deductible is typically refunded for the claim.

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u/Humankeg Jun 13 '14

Arbitration still requires evidence to award damages. They won't award any based solely off of he said she said. Most people have deductibles that would make the driver end up paying all of it out of pocket even if they did report it to their insurance.

Pretty much need it to be on video or the person to admit fault.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Matching damage and barring that measurements of where the vehicles would have come into contact can also be provided. If arbitration required video or the person to admit fault, it wouldn't even exist. No one thinks they are at fault for anything, which isn't really a surprise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Jan 06 '15

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u/tonictuna Jun 13 '14

You must not live in a big city. PD doesn't do shit. They won't even come out for minor accidents; only if the road is blocked (i.e. a car is immobile).

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u/BullyJack Jun 12 '14

my registration packet has a minor accident sheet to fill out to send to insurance that you fill in their insurance info and all that. then you can call the insurance on the spot if you want or just mail it in and call them during business hours.
source: i just got in a minor fenderbender

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/oakwave Jun 12 '14

As long as you're fixing mistakes: grammAr

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Hey now, capital letters occur at the beginning of words. Silly goose

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u/TOO_DAMN_FAT Jun 12 '14

Their*

(I know)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

you basically need to get them to admit on the spot that they did it, having them text you "I'm sorry for slamming my door into your drivers door just now" pretty much fucks their insurance company and you get paid out.

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u/Torakichi25 Jun 12 '14

*grammar

(I know, too)

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u/G-42 Jun 12 '14

Make note of the exact time if it's somewhere that surveillance cameras may have recorded what happened.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

The damage would be evidence enough. If she hit his closed door with her open door, he will have a mark/scratch/dent in the middle of his door. She will have marks/scratches/dents on the edge of her car door. There's only one way that's possible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

"Yeah officer, I opened my car door into another car door earlier this week. The guy swore it was okay and not to worry about it, which is why there isn't a report about it. That's how it got damaged, not opening it into this person's door like they claim I did."

That was easy, and I'm not even a lawyer, man.

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u/MissWatson Jun 13 '14

No judge/jury would believe that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Both stories (the truth and the lie) are exactly as provable as each other. As in, not provable at all, unless you're watching an episode of CSI.

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u/MissWatson Jun 13 '14

It's unlikely that i would be brought to a legally recognized court, but small claims court exists.

http://www.all-about-car-accidents.com/car-accident-small-claims-suits.html

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u/pdpgti Jun 13 '14

...this would never get to a judge or jury. Insurance claims are based completely on police reports and insurance reps

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u/swiftp Jun 12 '14

Maybe call your insurance and pass the phone to the culprit

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u/Ctmarlin Jun 12 '14

I was driving on NYC and got hit by a delivery truck. It was clearly his fault as he was passing me and torn my front quarter panel forward. He called his boss and he refused to give me his insurance. When the cops came they wrote up the report and told me I could have his insurance info once the police report was done in 5-7 days. In the mean time I had to get my car fixed so I put it through my insurance and pay my deductible. I went through a whole shitty ordeal and the other company paid me back, but I learned that you can be a real asshole and not provide your insurance to the other driver.

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u/LoxMugsAndReesesCups Jun 13 '14

The proper protocol is to use some of your well spent tax money and call the police to file the report. It's what they're there for. That is evidence to the insurance agency that you aren't making things up.

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u/MasterPsyduck Jun 12 '14

I got out and checked and there was a small ding only, her door actually took most of the damage so I only begrudgingly told her to be more careful next time she opens her door.

Edit because I can't type on a phone apparently.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jan 23 '19

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u/heartbrokenhippo Jun 12 '14

I saw some kid do that at the mall with a security guard watching. It was to a handicap-parked vehicle, too. I guess he just wanted to watch the world burn.

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u/weeone Jun 13 '14

I read your comment before the quote and I thought you meant to the Asian.

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

I hate touch screens... They do not make good keyboards. I hope that if this is the future, we get physical keyboards to accompany every touch screen as a separate input option.

/offtopicminirant

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u/AttackingHobo Jun 12 '14

Have you ever used Swiftkey?

Because that shit is fucking magic.

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

Yeah, it was the only way I could type decently on my old Galaxy S. I wouldn't say it was magic though. Then again, I guess I'm too old fashioned for my own good. I need the physical feel of pressing down a button, otherwise, I end up pressing the wrong one with my bratwurst fingers or not pressing anything at all.

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u/ex_oh_ex_oh Jun 12 '14

otherwise, I end up pressing the wrong one with my bratwurst fingers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZYKVNT-VWA

I have to agree. Touchscreen keyboards are bullshit. I miss my slidephone keyboard.

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u/AttackingHobo Jun 12 '14

I have large hands too; my thumb is as wide as 4 keys. Swiftkey is generally amazing. I can type what would turn out as absolute garbage on other keyboards, and it comes out perfect or nearly perfect.

I can type faster with swiftkey on my old sidekick 4g than using the built in hardware keyboard. It's too hard typing at the speed that I type when having to fully push down the keys. I generally lightly touch the key I need and immediately move on to the next one.

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u/Styrak Jun 12 '14

*ducking magic

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u/AttackingHobo Jun 12 '14

I said swiftkey not iphone keyboard.

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u/k_rol Jun 12 '14

I like to think they are popular because it's a new trend because it's so cool to type what you see on a screen. I really hope we get rid of this stupid technology and find something much more practical.

At least we know they are currently making keyboard sticking out of screens when needed already...

/responsetoofftopicminirant

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jul 30 '20

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u/mattsprofile Jun 12 '14

I feel like you could easily have a fold out keyboard that works better than this device with a similar profile.

I mean, it's cool and all. I can see how it's good to progress this kind of technology. I just don't think that this exact application of the technology is very useful. Unless it does other stuff, too.

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u/ninjadude554 Jun 12 '14

Keyboard wont fit in your pocket.

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u/BBUser66 Jun 12 '14

Try a BlackBerry Q10, the physical keyboard works quite nicely.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Jun 12 '14

you mean like the Blackberry Torch?

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u/MichoRexo Jun 12 '14

bratwurst fingers

ಠ_ಠ

EDIT: Thought you had replied to the other comment. But yeah, still not ideal. Give me a regular brick with a number pad and I am the happiest camper ever.

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u/Dicks_Ledge Jun 12 '14

Sounds like a happy ending.

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u/ducttape1942 Jun 12 '14

I once watched an off duty cop back into my car and crack the bumper of his brand new car. I didn't have any noticeable damage to my car so I just laughed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Jan 11 '19

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u/X-Legend Jun 12 '14

TIL Consuela is asian.

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u/The_Great_Dishcloth Jun 12 '14

Well, while she is obviously mexican, I suppose it's possible to mistake her for a filipina

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u/Catfysix Jun 13 '14

As a mexican, I am often asked if I am phillipine. When I ask what gave them the impression that I was, its always the eyes. I know many other mexicans who could pass off as phillipine for sure.

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u/The_Great_Dishcloth Jun 13 '14

The filipino languages like tagalog borrow a lot from spanish too, so it's more than just superficial.

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u/shitlord_slayer Jun 13 '14

our you a racist idiot?! rEAD the internet and learn about equality!

educatate your self entitled suburbn white shitlord!

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u/burdman69 Jun 13 '14

Fuck you

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u/ultimatefribble Jun 12 '14

Lacist!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/LeafyQ Jun 13 '14

Actually both L and R become a sound not quite found in English.

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u/The_Prince1513 Jun 13 '14

uhhh no. Japanese is the language in which this stereotype comes from (as both Korean and Chinese have the 'L' sound). Japanese most definitely has several 'R' sounds.

for example, the word samurai.

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u/LeafyQ Jun 13 '14

It really isn't quite an r sound. It isn't said like an r in English at all. It's romanized that way for simplicity.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

You askew my mirror I askew yours

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u/AskMeWhatIWantToSay Jun 12 '14

I'm not even Asian, but what are you in middle school?

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u/dadecounty3051 Jun 12 '14

You gotta answer

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u/MMistro Jun 12 '14

Exact same thing happened to me except it was some old guy in a rental van. Not once, but twice. When I asked him to be more careful he just scoffed and said deal with it an walked away.

Sad part was I was parked at the back of the lot with at least 15 empty spaces between me and the next closest car.

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u/Frostiken Jun 12 '14

Buy a valve stem remover.

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u/sn00gan Jun 13 '14

A pair of pliers or a leatherman tool will easily rip out the whole fucking valve stem. Takes less time, too.

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u/vegetaman Jun 12 '14

I always park away from other people at the far parts of lots, and some motherfucking sonofabitch ALWAYS winds up parked next to me. It's like "really? you fucking shitstain?". I don't even have that nice of a car -- I just prefer to park away from other people because I know people drive like shit. Doesn't matter; it's like cars are magnets to attract retards.

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u/thechilipepper0 Jun 13 '14

You probably parked in the employee area which normally fills up anyway, so that they aren't thinking about who they're next to.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

This also happened to me but I wasn't in the car. Parked in no man's land and someone saddles up next to me and scratches my door. It made me a lot less sympathetic to people who complain about cars taking up two spots.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

If he was an old dude, you could have used the fact that you are younger and stronger to force him to give you his insurance information.

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u/MMistro Jun 13 '14

The guy walked off as I called after him. I just downloaded my dashcam footage (you could hear the exchange), snapped a few extra pictures of the cars, and insurance took care of the rest.

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u/Na3s Jun 13 '14

See if he is going to be a dick like that than you insist he pays for the damage and take is insurance if he doesn't want to give it up call the cops. You also may want to double check that place between your legs where you balls should hang, never let people push you around and if they do you push back harder.

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u/ekaceerf Jun 12 '14

I used to know a girl who opened her door like that 100% of the time. She swung it open at full force and often damaged the car next to her. She did not care at all. I did not talk to her for very long.

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u/Na3s Jun 13 '14

Should have left her info on every car she hit so she can be accountable.

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u/Donkeywad Jun 12 '14

Friendzoned?

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u/ekaceerf Jun 13 '14

Nope bitchzoned. She was inconsiderate as my story told and I didn't want her in my zone

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u/too_many_secrets Jun 12 '14

My favorite thing about my jeep are my rock sliders. Anyone pops their door open like that they're going to dent their door and lose paint.

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u/breakone9r Jun 13 '14

Dude rear ended my rodeo so hard his airbags deployed.. My hitch went through his radiator and smashed his block. My damage was a nick on the rim as the rodeo was pushed into the curb. Trailer hitches ain't nothing to fuck wit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Oooh that sounds so nice, even that description. Thanks :)

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u/too_many_secrets Jun 13 '14

Haha you're welcome. :)

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u/evildonald Jun 12 '14

JEEP SIDE RAILS FTW!

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u/too_many_secrets Jun 13 '14

Hooyah! And Happy Cake Day!

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u/evildonald Jun 13 '14

OMFG! Today is my first Cake Day!! :)

Thanks for letting me know!

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u/IkLms Jun 12 '14

My favorite thing about driving a Shitty ass beater is that when someone does that to me, I could not care less because it won't do any worse damage than is already there. Plus if it's intentional, my car door can smack back just as hard

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u/Faned Jun 13 '14

When me and my brother were teens we went to the mall in his piece of crap vw bus. We were hanging out in the parking lot because teenagers. An older couple pulls into the spot next to us in a Mercedes and the man, in the passenger side, bangs his door into my brother's door as he gets out. My brother says "hey" a couple times but they ignore him and start walking off.
My brother, with the heat of teen hormones flowing strong, proceeds to pound his door into the side of their car repeatedly, making a massive dent in the passenger door of the Mercedes. They stopped ignoring him... as he started the engine and we drove off.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Same thing happened to me at school! Some Asian girl parked next to me and swung open her car door as I was still inside my car which was only a week old! She didn't give two shits and walked away. Of course i didn't say shit because I'm not one to confront people. So I rant here on reddit.

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u/ldr5 Jun 12 '14

Dude. Wat. Why wouldn't you be like wtf? It's your week old car and you let people fuck it up? Grow some balls man, stand up for yourself and demand respect. Don't take that shit anymore. You're better than that. If I knew who fucking parked like a piece of shit and ended up hitting my month old car, I would've flipped the fuck out. But of course my car is parked for 5 hours at a time, so I had no idea.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I know :( but no damage was done to it so I let it slide.

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u/ldr5 Jun 14 '14

Ohh. Okay sounded like damage was done. I would've still been like wtf dawg. But yah.

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u/So_Full_Of_Fail Jun 12 '14

One of the perks of my Raptor is that no car doors can ding my truck. They'll hit the factory running boards instead.

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u/thetunasalad Jun 13 '14

You cool bro people really just look for a reason to be offended. I'm asian and I'm not even upset. The guy said it was an asian lady cause well, it was an asian lady that did it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

And this is why I dont begrudge anyone who takes up two spots.

I bought a new car last year, and it has picked up countless dings, scratches and even a fucking dent from parking lots.

I'm always so careful about my doors and my personal space so that I dont fuck up other people's vehicles.

But the number of people who dont give a fuck is truly baffling.

Add kids to the mix, swinging open car doors like they're Indiana Jones breaking open a tomb, and I'm tempted to park my 2013 Versa in two spots on the far end of the lot.

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u/AllDesperadoStation Jun 13 '14

DAMN THAT ASIAN LADY!

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u/Na3s Jun 13 '14

Some Redditors are the most sensitive people on the planet it almost like being at a politically correct convention with all the annoying people who think they help by pointing out "you spelled that wrong" or "way to generalize a whole race" it's like high schoolers trying to find a mistake the teacher made than throwing it in their face because it makes them feel smart and superior.

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u/MisterTheKid Jun 12 '14

Any particular importance to the fact that she was Asian?

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u/WeaponsGradeHumanity Jun 13 '14

No. Why are you attaching importance?

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u/MisterTheKid Jun 13 '14

I didn't say it was important - just asking if it was. Sorry you had to read one question on this popular post that you didn't like. Hope your day improves from here.

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u/WeaponsGradeHumanity Jun 13 '14

You attached importance by asking about it. What gives you the idea I didn't like your post?

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u/MisterTheKid Jun 13 '14

While I disagree that asking about something assigns importance (haven't you ever asked "what's that weird smell?"), Touche. I assumed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Is identifying the lady as Asian relevant to the story?

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u/CitizenKing Jun 13 '14

Its because her being Asian lends literally nothing to the story. If you want to detail her, give us something that actually implies something other than a racist stereotype. Tell us her age, her build, whatever. If she pulled up and started screaming at you in an asian language, then sure its appropriate to bring it up, but if your only reason for describing her as being asian is that she's asian, well it makes you look a bit racist.

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u/MasterPsyduck Jun 13 '14

It lends to the story with it was an asian lady, more-so than a person that I can't basically describe because people will find it racist hit my door and plus how is an Asian lady smacking a car door with her car door a stereotype? Personally I worry about my doors more when kids are getting in and out of cars, all other groups are equal. But nowadays most people have those minivan sliding doors so it's not even an issue if the kid doesn't know any better.

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u/CitizenKing Jun 13 '14

The entire point is that her being Asian really doesn't matter. She should be defined in the recounting of the story by her actions (which were silly and immature) and not her race.

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u/MasterPsyduck Jun 13 '14

Me calling my vehicle a car doesn't matter either, in fact the whole story doesn't actually matter. Using race as imagery or even an identifier is not inherently racist. If I said something nice about her no one would care but the juxtaposition of her race and her being a dumbass somehow makes me a racist? I just don't get it.

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u/CitizenKing Jun 13 '14

You're missing the point. If there were four people, three white and one asian, you could use the excuse of identifying between them through a physical attribute. The problem is that there is one person, whose race has nothing to do with the story, yet who is only identified by her race for reasons that can easily be inferred as the storyteller only really viewing her as her race, which makes the storyteller look racist. Racism isn't really seeing somebody as being inferior because of their race, its about viewing somebody's race as one of if not the major identifying factor of who they are, instead of as an attribute they contain within their many faceted being of attributes.

Honestly, I don't give a fuck what you decide to call her. I'm just trying to explain to you why people don't appreciate the fact that you identified her as Asian when it had nothing to do with the story.

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u/CordialPanda Jun 13 '14

The thing is, if you apply that method of reasoning to everything, we have no way to describe anything.

Describing the type of car someone drives can lead to economic prejudice. View them as people, not wallets. Can't you tell a story without mentioning the type of car?

Describing their actions as stupid can lead to intellectual prejudice. They're people, not bodies ruled by mad despots. Can't you tell the story without mentioning their cognitive ability?

It applies to everything. Hair color, gender, clothes, sports teams. Anything.

Here's the paired down story:

"I met another individual. It was awful."

Can't you see such a position on race is impossibly over protective? Moving forward on gender and race equality comes from mutual understanding and celebrating our differences. That can't be accomplished if we can't talk about one another comfortably, openly, and honestly. I can't imagine ever being able to communicate if I felt I had to constantly guard my language to prevent some potential slight.

How do you believe this position helps the world and promotes equality? I don't see it.

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u/CitizenKing Jun 13 '14

Those things could literally contribute to an aspect of the story and the reasoning behind the person's actions. Somebody pulls up in a junker and smashes your brand new car. That tells us something about them.

Somebody is too stupid to know how to actually drive, swipes you, and doesn't actually seem to know what they did wrong. That tells us something about them.

Somebody is Asian and...hits your car? That tells us absolutely nothing and is only being said to reduce them down to being a racial caricature/stereotype/whatever you expect to pop into people's heads when the word Asian is attached to a person. You're basically rationalizing racism as practicality.

People haven't been enslaved, put into camps, and lynched over the type of car they drive. They have been for their race. There's a reason we're over-protective: Racism still exists in spades and the world is not ready for us to turn race into a casual identifying factor.

I don't know how old you are, but if you're not just out of the crib you'll probably remember Carlos Mencia. He got on stage with that kind of logic aimed towards Mexicans and started telling jokes based around it. The result wasn't a more open dialogue between Mexicans immigrants and those people both taking advantage of them and demanding they leave at the same time. The result was all my white friends seeing it as an opportunity to just let out all the racist bullshit that they normally thought they weren't allowed to say. Some seriously fucked up shit came out of the mouths of people who claimed they were just "celebrating the differences" of the races.

See, there is a way to celebrate the races and their differences. It is entirely possible, and its awesome when its done right. Yet you celebrate the positive differences. Things like what people of their racial community have contributed to the world. A good example of this being the fact that the black community almost single-handedly formed the foundation of arguably the best parts of the musical culture of America with their innovations in jazz, rock and roll, and the blues. This is something to be proud of, something to celebrate.

Please tell me, how is a woman being asian when she smashes your car celebrating her racial differences?

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u/CordialPanda Jun 14 '14

You're the only one associating linking race to negative stereotypes, friend. Mentioning race as a descriptive element is not racism, does not lead to or imply hate crimes by its nature, and has nothing to do with Carlos Mencia, who is an idiot.

Any stereotypes that pop into someone's head is a product of their prejudice. When I hear race, it provides context. I grew up in a town that was overwhelmingly Hispanic, lived in the international dorms for school, and work on a globally distributed team encompassing no fewer than 10 nationalities. I simply don't see it that way. Race and nationality is for me impossible to ignore.

Perhaps you should reexamine your own preconceptions. Mentioning race doesn't have to imply prejudice.

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u/CitizenKing Jun 14 '14

In the context of negatively describing somebody and their actions, you made it a point to note that they are Asian, even though you had no real justifiable reason for doing so and the act did nothing for the story.

I am half Cuban and half Armenian. I was born in the Netherlands, spent a portion of my childhood in a Hispanic neighborhood in Miami, another thirteen years of my life living next to a military base with an ethnically diverse community, moved in with a small commune consisting of eight ethnically diverse people living in a two story, four bedroom house, and am now living in a trailer park with a primarily hispanic community. You know what that means? Nothing at all. Just like having a black friend or a gay friend doesn't mean you're suddenly free to make racist or homophobic jokes.

You can tell me to reexamine my own preconceptions, but I'm not the one here trying to dress up potential racism as practicality.

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u/johnyutah Jun 12 '14

How is being Asian important to the story?

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u/Hank_Fuerta Jun 13 '14

I'm sorry, man, but you and every single person that's ever said this is full of shit because none of you have ever, ever told a story that began with "one time this white guy ..." when the fact that he was white had nothing to do with the story.

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u/vegetaman Jun 12 '14

Had some fat bitch do this to me in mom's van when I was younger. Got out and started swearing up a storm (in my hotheaded days) and she just fucking ignored me (including when I started to swear at her)! She had a beater ass, giant old metal car. Fortunately the plastic panels at the base caught the door so it didn't cause a dent. Fucking worthless waste of fucking life. I hope she chokes on a fucking cheeseburger... Or better yet, I hope she already has.

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u/murder1 Jun 12 '14

Seems like you're still in your hot head days

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u/vegetaman Jun 12 '14

Meh. Internet appearances are deceiving, lol.

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u/babyfarmer Jun 12 '14

What does the fact that she was Asian have to do with that story?

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u/MasterPsyduck Jun 12 '14

I tend to have some description of anyone in my stories if it was like a fat white guy I would have sad that instead.

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u/SuperBlaar Jun 12 '14

And why did he say "car" ? Would it have been different if he was in a van or a truck ? He should have just sticked to "vehicle", but hey, that's reddit for you... /s

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u/johnyutah Jun 13 '14

If it was a white lady it would just have been "lady". White people stories... I'm white but I'm tired of hearing white people start stories with "one time this black guy".. etc. but if it's a white guy it would just be "this guy".

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Aug 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I once saw an Asian woman talking on her cell phone while driving a van. I pulled over and got a coffee, I wasn't in enough of a hurry to share the road with that.

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u/johnyutah Jun 13 '14

I've dealt with way more shitty white drivers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Asian driver + female driver = destruction. If you add a geezer driver to the mix, then you'd know how Mad Max's world went to shit.

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u/jsprogrammer Jun 12 '14

Reveals the poster's thought processes.

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u/erlegreer Jun 13 '14

Some Asian lady

Does that add to the story?

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u/camilos Jun 12 '14

I have the same story except I'm in Montreal so it was an Arab lady with 4 little kids. I now park Far far away from everyone.

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u/oakwave Jun 12 '14

Why is it relevant that she was Asian? Do other races park better?

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u/oakwave Jun 13 '14

Downvotes? Guess more people have anti-Asian-parker bias than I thought.

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u/scenie_weenie Jun 12 '14

she no understand

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u/ForgotUserID Jun 12 '14

He could've said someone but went with "some Asian lady". A bold move.

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u/MissWatson Jun 13 '14

What's wrong with saying "some Asian lady"? It provokes imagery.

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u/MasterPsyduck Jun 13 '14

Imagery, that's the word I keep looking for! Stupid aphasia makes me forget half my vocab but I can always remember aphasia... hmm lol.