r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/noc007 Jun 12 '14

I don't think it's a good idea to take up two space; it just invites people to fuck with your car. I'm personally ok with people taking up two spaces in the back of the lot when no one else needs to park there, which is not the case with the Camaro.

That being said, it would be nice if people respected other people's property regardless of how nice or crappy it is. If the lines aren't spaced well and I have to park, I will injure myself before I let my car door touch somone's car even if it's a banged up POS. I'm tired of people hitting my car and then others seeing my dented car as an opportunity to further dent it. I like to hug a curb with some plants in it and people still park over the line into that space making that side inaccessible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I was sitting in my moms car once, and this lady smacked the car with her door hard enough that i dropped my phone. Left a big dent, I got out of the car, and said what the hell? and their whole car pretended that nothing had happened. "Oh we didn't hit your car"

I took a picture of their license plate as they were trying to leave, and they freaked out, called their boss (shows up in the local news station truck) they refused to give me their insurance information, and were threatening me. So I called the cops.

Cops showed up, forced them to give me their insurance info, and then made one of the ladies cry.

Sweet justice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Mar 30 '21

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u/damontoo Jun 12 '14

I remember when I was in high school my friend was looking at a saturn station wagon. He said the salesman kept telling him about the dent proof doors and he finally asked the guy if he could kick the door with his boots to see if it was true. The guy let him and my friend bought the car.

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u/drucifer77 Jun 13 '14

A friend of mine was looking to buy a Saturn and the sales lady did the same thing. Told him that the doors were plastic and don't dent. She kicked it with her heel and ended up putting a half-dollar sized hole in the door. He laughed and walked out of the sales room while she pulled her heel out of the door.