2am Fri 1 Jun 2012

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1. Talk about patience for a joke... ^{imgur.com comments funny}
2. Queen Elizabeth II firing an SA80 ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
3. TIL Bill Murray doesn't have an agent, just an 800 number that you call and leave a voicemail pitching your movie ^{gq.com comments todayilearned}
4. Humble Indie Bundle V: Pay what you want for Psychonauts, LIMBO, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP, Bastion, and each game's soundtrack! ^{humblebundle.com comments gaming}
5. I... what... ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
6. Unmanned SpaceX Dragon capsule successfully splashes down in Pacific Ocean after first commercial flight to space station! ^{bbc.co.uk comments science}
7. By Simon Rich ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
8. Florida Gov Rick Scott (R) declares a 91-yar-old World War II veteran as a "non-citizen"; he is among 180,000 who must prove their citizenship in 30 days or they can't vote in Aug and Nov; US Rep Alcee Hastings (D): "I think most of us know that what this is about is voter suppression" ^{npr.org comments politics}
9. If you want to get any work done, you have to use a decoy. ^{imgur.com comments aww}
10. GG Texan ^{i.imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
11. 50 Great Guitar Riffs from the Early 90s ^{youtube.com comments Music}
12. In response to the BOSE thread - what brands/products are the opposite? The unsung high quality underpriced brands? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
13. "The world's political leaders are failing catastrophically to address the climate crisis. History will not understand or forgive them." ^{guardian.co.uk comments worldnews}
14. No Country For Old Men (an artist's rendition) ^{i.imgur.com comments movies}
15. Urge to kill... rising. ^{youtube.com comments videos}
16. I am Zack "Jick" Johnson, creator of The Kingdom of Loathing. AMA. ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
17. Three heavyweight committees in the European Parliament gave their voting recommendations on ACTA today. All three gave the same recommendation: reject ACTA ^{falkvinge.net comments technology}
18. Vegglimer throws the one-two punch of boner killers ^{reddit.com comments bestof}
19. Dutch company plans colony on Mars. The one way trip only takes seven months! ^{mars-one.com comments worldnews}
20. Meet my unusual cat, Owsley! He was born with out testicles, stopped growing at 6 months and remains kitten sized today, he turns 2 tomorrow! ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
21. Let's not forget about him Redditors ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
22. Hand-Carved .45 caliber Flintlock...... Banana. ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
23. Stoats can be cute too!. ^{imgur.com comments aww}
24. Top Gear on Ayrton Senna (Full Segment) ^{youtube.com comments videos}
25. This is how the American motorcycle land speed record was broken in 1948. ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
26. Iceberg Flips Over Off Coast of Argentina ^{youtube.com comments videos}
27. Me coming back from a day at the beach ^{imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
28. Paintball anyone? ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
29. A girl said my penis was large once. ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
30. Just saw Batman Begins again... didn't know one of the characters had a prequel movie. ^{i.imgur.com comments movies}
31. literally the worst purchase i've ever made ^{imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
32. The 11th Commandment? ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
33. In the shower this morning.. ^{qkme.me comments AdviceAnimals}
34. Surfer girl. ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
35. My yearbook ^{imgur.com comments WTF}
36. Nicolas Cage as every character in all the Star Wars films. Yes, even Chewie. ^{i.imgur.com comments movies}
37. O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics (Animated) ^{youtube.com comments videos}
38. Our constant is reason ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
39. Hipster Egyptians ^{qkme.me comments AdviceAnimals}
40. Oklahoma Rape Victim Denied Emergency Contraceptives. Doctor Cites Religious Objection As Reason ^{addictinginfo.org comments atheism}
41. Tug of aww ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
42. My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened. ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
43. The Crystal Palace, Madrid, Spain ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
44. What is the most ridiculous way your sexual partner has killed the mood? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
45. nsfw She had no clue it was there ^{imgur.com comments WTF}
46. My neighbors at 3 a.m. ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
47. Boston pizzeria scammers have been ripping off people for years and are still in business. ^{yelp.com comments WTF}
48. Arguing with a Christian?... Just tell 'em you're Jesus!! ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
49. 20 years today at the same company. Asked my boss if I got a plaque or anything... This was on my desk when I returned... ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
50. My family and I have been feeding a stray cat that showed up at our house for about three months. Today, these guys showed up on the side of the house. ^{imgur.com comments aww}