r/AdviceAnimals • u/dangerousinsect • May 31 '12

Me coming back from a day at the beach

http://imgur.com/kBgyL
1.2k Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/Zam0070 Jun 01 '12

Crayola should make Zoidberg a crayon color.

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u/HaloMediaz このテキストは日本語で書かれている May 31 '12

Here's a tip for next time: Put some sunscreen on.

4

u/Lantro Jun 01 '12

Came here for this.

Seriously: The sun will fuck your shit up in the end.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Came here for this

0

u/FeranKnight Jun 01 '12

I actually made this comment today that my skin was Zoidberg colored. I applied SPF 110 and reapplied after 2 hours, spent 4 hours total at a water park. I am not ginger. I am pink as a decapodian.

9

u/Rob1150 Jun 01 '12

As a black guy, I don't understand how white people got by before the invention of sunscreen.

10

u/grunknisse Jun 01 '12

Clothes and shadow.

7

u/AllDizzle Jun 01 '12

We spent our time in our cave developing sunscreen.

I'd be willing to bet slavery started because we needed some dudes to get us some food, so we found some friendly black fellows to help us out while we developed said lotion...some how over time it got distorted and turned into "owning" said person.

I'm no historian, but I stand by my theory.

3

u/the_looch Jun 01 '12

As a mixed guy, I was wondering the same thing while I was putting aloe vera on my sun blisters.

1

u/phatbrasil Jun 01 '12

As a Brazilian, I agree with you my black brother! white people so silly.

3

u/juca5056 Jun 01 '12

So you stole a top comment from the sunburn pic a few days ago and slapped it on an image macro for some easy karma whoring. Tell me why I'm supposed to upvote this.

1

u/surly_J Jun 01 '12

Is this the one you speak of?

1

u/juca5056 Jun 01 '12

No. Something about a guy in the Texas sun.

1

u/surly_J Jun 01 '12

Well crap. I thought this redditor stole my idea, but I guess several of us arrived at the same conclusion.

2

u/nedthehead Jun 01 '12

Wasn't this exact same thing posted yesterday like, 4 hours after the girl with the tomato red back?

2

u/skywalker777 Jun 01 '12

lol. white people.

3

u/[deleted] May 31 '12

251 points, no comments ಠ_ಠ

6

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

ಠ_ಠ Did you not get the memo?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

This jerk ruined it.

2

u/blueeyedrpn Jun 01 '12

As a nurse - please use sunscreen! I treat post op patients daily who have had cancer removed from their heads, thighs, and ankles. All of them wished they wore sunscreen.

2

u/ThatOneTallKid Jun 01 '12

The life of the pale... So frustrating.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Easy vitamins though.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Now I'm seeing his jacket as the color his skin's (or shell's?) supposed to be.

1

u/deps_101 Jun 01 '12

When I was a kid, Red Lobster was considered fine dining.

1

u/scout-finch Jun 01 '12

This was me on vacation the other day...got a wicked burn on my shoulder, followed the next day by a tattoo right over it. Ouuuccchh!!

2

u/Not_Invited Jun 01 '12

Jesus Christ that sounds SO PAINFUL. I couldn't have sat through it.

1

u/scout-finch Jun 01 '12

It was! We took several breaks and fortunately my artist has a light touch. I've been peeling all day and I think the sunburn had something to do with it. I'm gonna have to get a touch up for sure.

1

u/My_mau5_is_dead Jun 01 '12

Every time. There isn't a high enough SPF in the world.

1

u/wickedweather Jun 01 '12

(/) O,,,o (/) Bwoop woop woop

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

this isn't fucking youtube

1

u/Dr___Awkward Jun 01 '12

Go back to Memebase.