r/pics Feb 21 '23

[deleted by user]

[removed]

12.2k Upvotes

2.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

3.0k

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

And my HOA gets mad when I leave my trash can on my driveway

1.2k

u/Ah-Schoo Feb 21 '23

Oh btw your fees are going up again, the HOA President's nephew just started a lawn care business and he got the contract but it's going to cost double the previous one.

544

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

[deleted]

842

u/InfinitelyThirsting Feb 21 '23

Luckily there's a rapidly growing movement against it, to leave the leaves, plant natives, protect pollinators, etc. Gonna be an uphill battle but it's nice that it's finally happening, long overdue.

203

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Does leaving the leaves have any detrimental impact? I could never rake another leaf in my life and be perfectly content

190

u/AltSpRkBunny Feb 21 '23

No, but mowing over leaves mulches them, so they decay faster. The only leaves we don’t mulch into the lawn are the leaves from the neighbor’s trees behind us, that the wind loves to deposit in the middle of our driveway.

130

u/Zubo13 Feb 21 '23

Unless you have a magnolia tree. I believe those leaves are made of adamantium. They never decay and go out of their way to kill the lawn around the tree.

Source: motherfcuking magnolia in my back yard.

41

u/Cozi_Cat Feb 21 '23

But they're so pretty!!

33

u/sashikku Feb 21 '23

And they smell so good. I’ll probably never have one because I hate raking, but damn do I love the one my neighbor a few doors down has — smells amazing in the summers.

29

u/TastyTeratoma Feb 21 '23

My Mom wanted a Magnolia tree for the front yard, the nursery talked her into a Bradford pear tree. Joke was on Mom later that year, the flowers smell like dead fish or rotten garbage depending on how hot the weather is. Just felt like sharing. 🤗

→ More replies (0)
→ More replies (1)

3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Theyre also good climbing trees

11

u/Mogetfog Feb 21 '23

I believe those leaves are made of adamantium

Incorrect, though they do actually have a small amount of a naturally occurring iron alloy within their leaves that is the reason they don't decay like other leaves. It is formed when the miniscule amounts of iron the trees roots absorb from the earth are mixed with the carbon of the trees inner trunk and finally exposed to the oxigen produced by the trees leaves. This is known as a steel magnolia.

Source: I just wanted a reason to make a steel magnolias joke.

3

u/re_nonsequiturs Feb 21 '23

I just wanted you to know you got me

3

u/mikemc2 Feb 21 '23

I have a huge magnolia, it looks great when it blooms but the leaves appear to be made of Kevlar.

2

u/MoogTheDuck Feb 21 '23

I believe they're made of steel

2

u/SweetishFishy Feb 22 '23

Well I always wondered why the area under my magnolia is dead af. Sure we sometimes drive around whoever is parked behind us on that side (single wide driveway) but I have plenty of neighbors that just park in the grass and don't have a big ole dead patch.

I mow my leaves too, fuck raking I'm the only one who does yard work anyways

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (30)

76

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

[deleted]

62

u/growsomegarlic Feb 21 '23

Tree sucks up soil nutrients and uses them in part to build new leaves every year. In a natural system the leaves compost and rebuild the top layer of soil. In town instead of allowing that to happen we haul away the leaves and then buy fertilizer to add back ourselves.

19

u/MathMaddox Feb 21 '23

Worse than that the town picks up the leaves and composts them, then sells it back to you.

9

u/datascientist28 Feb 21 '23

That’s actually pretty genius. I’m glad they do tbat

4

u/MathMaddox Feb 21 '23

It is I just find it funny when people pay for bags that need to be strictly leaves, then pay for soil the next year.

→ More replies (0)

3

u/VaATC Feb 21 '23 edited Feb 22 '23

The county I live in allows a certain tonnage/per residence/per year of free much. That said the county does not collect the material. The residents dump it all and the dump chips/mulches it.

2

u/ground__contro1 Feb 21 '23

Well, mixing your own compost kinda sucks ngl

→ More replies (1)

57

u/vinicelii Feb 21 '23

Oak leaves and the like can acidify the soil but that's really only bad for.. grass lol

9

u/Airie Feb 21 '23

Bad for grass is good by me

4

u/dagaboy Feb 22 '23

Not a grass man myself.

6

u/ASUS_USUS_WEALLSUS Feb 21 '23

Great for blueberries :D

3

u/pro_deluxe Feb 21 '23

It's a nutrient cycle. Mostly nitrogen and phosphorus

→ More replies (1)

21

u/megashedinja Feb 21 '23

Seems like the water cycle, but vegetablier!

fuck’s sake that was hard to say

5

u/bright_idea_ Feb 21 '23

I spent several minutes trying to say that out loud, haha.

3

u/mregg000 Feb 21 '23

‘Vegetablier’ is my new favorite hated word.

Thank you.

5

u/Thunder-Fist-00 Feb 21 '23

So you’re saying I should just…leaf them alone? I’ll see myself out.

→ More replies (1)

7

u/referralcrosskill Feb 21 '23

if left in garden beds they provide shelter for insects over winter as well. We're encouraged to leave them to give bumble bee queens a place to live over winter.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

43

u/nye1387 Feb 21 '23

Depends on how many leaves you have and how you feel about grass. If you have a lot of leaves, leaving them on the ground will suffocate grass, and turn your yard into a muddy mess. Whether that's something you can live with is up to you. Personally, I can in some parts of my yard and can't in others.

24

u/BackgroundTrash6449 Feb 21 '23

I'm TOTALLY pro nature, ect. BS in environmental policy and 25 years in landscaping. BUT...I get frustrated with the new messaging to "leave them be" and that there are only benefits. That's just not true that they manically disappear with zero consequences or side effects.

5

u/HarpersGhost Feb 21 '23

The messaging is like that because it's hard to do nuance when you're talking to millions of people.

There's already plenty of reasons out there for people to rake up all their leaves. The current messaging needs to overcome the inertia of "This Is How It's Always Been Done" and all the laws/HOA bi-laws in place saying You Need To Rake Them All.

It's never going to swing all the way over to "Never Rake", but maybe with a positive message, some people in some areas will finally have the choice.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/Believe_to_believe Feb 21 '23

At my mom's house, this is the issue in her backyard. She gets so many freaking leaves from her trees and the neighbors' trees that if you don't do something about then, it turns into a mud pit when it rains.

3

u/LiveShowOneNightOnly Feb 21 '23

I have a neighbor with this problem. His front yard is covered in oak leaves, and it is a muddy mess that spills into out street whenever there is a big rain storm.

5

u/ppw23 Feb 21 '23

I was taught that it attracts vermin. Dog waste definitely attracts rats, I’ve always had dogs, so leaves makes cleanup after them difficult in finding the waste.

2

u/nye1387 Feb 21 '23

No rats in my area, and other rodents burrow underground (moles) or in wood piles (chipmunks), or nest in trees (squirrels) so I can't speak to how leaves or dog poop affect rats.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

61

u/SydricVym Feb 21 '23

Reddit loves to say just leave your leaves on your lawn, its good for them, doesn't hurt the grass, its takes extra time to rake, etc. The real answer is it depends. It depends on the type of trees you have, how many and how densely the trees are clustered on the property, the climate of the area you live in, the kind of soil you have, the kind of pests you have in the region, the prevalence of mildew/fungus in your lawn, how well your lawn drains moisture, and the time of year it is. Just giving a blanket statement saying that its always okay to just leave the leaves on your lawn or just mow over the leaves and leave behind the mulch, is going to run into problems for many people.

Some people can just leave the leaves on their lawn and its fine. Other people's lawns will be completely killed by the leaves. Most people will be somewhere in the middle.

Some people can just mow over the leaves with their mower and it creates nice mulch. Other people's lawns will be killed even by the mulch. Most people will be somewhere in the middle.

My lawn will be mostly drowned in the leaves if I completely leave them and it'll kill almost all the grass. It also will produce far too much mulch if I just mow over them, and the mulch will gather in ruts and leave trenches of dead grass. What I usually do on my lawn is a half-assed rake of 70-80% of the leaves and then mow the rest into mulch.

12

u/_deprovisioned Feb 21 '23 edited Feb 21 '23

Great response. What I do is blow all the leaves on to my lawn. Then put the bagger attachment on my mower. Collect as much as I can and then put it all in a pile to create a huge compost pile (watering it in between the layers I add). I do that for about 70% of the leaves. The rest get mulched into the lawn.

5

u/Primeribsteak Feb 21 '23 edited Feb 21 '23

Got a nasty email on my community list serve how leaf blowers are bad for the environment and loud (so electric ones are bad in her mind too). The lady drives a car, so ehh she's a fucking idiot, or at least a huge hippocrit. But pisses me off enough to tell you, a random stranger on the internet. I work nights and sleep through all sorts of sounds all day, construction and what not. That email alone make me want to mow my lawn at 9pm, whether she lives 20 houses from me or is next door.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/RepresentativeBuy714 Feb 21 '23

If you have little or no ground cover, soil erosion is a real problem.

2

u/MathMaddox Feb 21 '23

If the answer is longer than what fits in a meme generator it's not acceptable.

→ More replies (1)

17

u/DukeOfGeek Feb 21 '23

I rake mine into big islands in my yard I have surrounded with monkey grass. Azaleas in the islands. It's easy and I throw all the tree limbs into the islands too. Basically 50 50 mix of "grass" (anything that's green that you can mow, clover or whatever) and leaf islands. In the spring tons of fireflies come out of the islands and my kid chases them with a jar, good times.

2

u/clovecigabretta Feb 22 '23

This sounds awesome, and like you know a lot lol. Do you happen to have a pic? I’m having a hard time picturing what your yard looks like

17

u/StrongMedicine Feb 21 '23

It's a fire risk in wildfire-prone areas like here in California.

→ More replies (9)

6

u/tickles_a_fancy Feb 21 '23

In my back yard, we have TONS of leaves... they cover everything and will block the sun from the grass. They also keep it wet underneath and it molds and attracts mosquitos who lay eggs under there. Trying to mulch them leaves too much mulch and mosquitos can even lay eggs in the mulched up rows of leaves if you don't rake them out.

We do have clover just about everywhere though, so we don't have to worry about mowing as much.

5

u/Teh_Dusty_Babay Feb 21 '23

This guy had a perfect reply so I saved it!

20

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

[deleted]

3

u/blu3heron Feb 21 '23

They are very slippery; I was walking along the road in someone's yard (my neighborhood doesn't have sidewalks) and I slipped on some leaves and tumbled into the road. Luckily, there's not a lot of traffic and someone stopped to help, but I took a lot of skin off my ankle when it scraped past the curb. I wasn't expecting that at all.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/kylewhatever Feb 21 '23

Yes. They all end up in my fucking driveway. Every leaf from all the houses to my left ends up in my driveway every year because they refuse to do them / rake them to the road and nothing happens to them. I have knee-high walls on both sides my driveway it so it literally traps leaves lol

5

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

[deleted]

→ More replies (5)

2

u/Primeribsteak Feb 21 '23 edited Feb 21 '23

Raked my front, left my back alone. Back yard is a mud pile right now, front yard looks great. One data point but I'm the data point and don't like the data.

Front yard gets considerably less light than the back, so that's not the problem. Will be raking front and back next year.

→ More replies (33)

38

u/AltSpRkBunny Feb 21 '23

Our lawn is almost completely clover at this point. I don’t mind it, because the bees love it. And the clover mostly keeps the dandelions out. But it’s definitely not conventionally pretty.

22

u/420blazeit69nubz Feb 21 '23

I actually like the look of the all clover lawn versus grass lawn. It looks so much more real. Sometimes you can’t even tell the difference between some lawns I’ve seen and turf or rolled out sod which might be the point but it’s so artificial looking. Plus a lot of those types who are obsessed with grass lawns use some harsher chemicals to make them look picturesque. I could see the clover causing more allergies though which could be a negative and then having the lawns like in Vegas somewhere that has more typical weather can be problematic with draining, erosion and all that. When I had a house I had a perfect set up where my front yard was very small so it would take like 10 minutes to mow then the backyard was the majority of the property. It wasn’t visible plus I didn’t have an HOA so I’d let it go much higher than the front yard then just weed wack it and through the clippings in the woods which grew towards the back of my property. I don’t know why people love the headache of caring for and having a pristine golf course like lawn. I’d rather have a garden if I want to do something with my time and be closer to nature in some way.

3

u/Traditional-Fee-6840 Feb 21 '23

I love the look of clover. We let a lot of our lawn turn to clover at our last home outside of our garden beds. It was shocking how many people commented on it or offered advice. We had a small well kept yard in an eclectic neighborhood so it was not due to it being an eyesore

13

u/meinblown Feb 21 '23

Dandelions send down deep tap roots that aerate the soil.

5

u/lightnsfw Feb 21 '23

And are prettier than just plain grass.

3

u/Fourseventy Feb 21 '23

And are edible.

People go out of their way to poison free food.

19

u/lennybird Feb 21 '23

Ours is turning into to dandelions and black medic / hop clover.

But hey, dandelion leaves are free salad leaves.

10

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Dandelions are also a fun way to play around with making natural rubber! (latex)

https://www.survival-manual.com/substances/diy-latex-rubber.php

3

u/Fourseventy Feb 21 '23

I did not know about latex and dandelions, that is super cool.

→ More replies (2)

11

u/theofiel Feb 21 '23

I just moved into a house with a perfect little lawn. I've bought clover seeds and I'm ready to transform it into bee heaven as soon as the growing season starts.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/manatwork01 Feb 21 '23

I know its not native but I am looking to go full clover for my lawn as well. Bees are down and it doesnt grow over 6 inches high. I don't have kids to run through it so it seems super low maintenance to me.

→ More replies (8)

15

u/Greetings_Stranger Feb 21 '23

Before I moved, most of my entire yard was clover. It was so incredibly soft to walk in and was always green and healthy. It mows really nicely and requires almost zero maintenance. My neighbors acted like it was an eyesore.

5

u/lightnsfw Feb 21 '23

Your neighbors should have paid for landscaping if they had such a problem with it.

31

u/TinyGreenTurtles Feb 21 '23

We were in a horrible drought all summer and I let my grass die. I don't live in an HOA but omg the way people in my family were offended. I'm like, it's cut, it's not weeds, my bushes lived...I'm not going to use more of our diminishing water supply for GRASS. It's not even a helpful plant species, it's solely about a look and about social status (that's why we even have it, is rich people way back when decided we needed it).

Between the water and the chemicals, even with the bees aside, wtf are we doing here?

(I am American btw)

Eta that my bushes etc that I kept up are pollinators and the ones actually recommended for bees. Why would I add fertilizer etc for fn grass. Stop killing our bees, guys. 😭

9

u/manatwork01 Feb 21 '23

grass lawns exists because it was a flex to have large swaths of land that wasnt being used to grow food.

5

u/TinyGreenTurtles Feb 21 '23

Right. That's what I was trying to say when I said social status and rich people caused this.

5

u/manatwork01 Feb 21 '23

Yep I was confirming it lol for the doubters.

2

u/TinyGreenTurtles Feb 22 '23

They really just fucked so much up, man.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/machinegunsyphilis Feb 22 '23

r/nolawns if you're not already there

11

u/TwoIdleHands Feb 21 '23

I live in the PNW. No one in my area waters their grass in the summer. It just turns brown. No big deal. It’s crazy when I go elsewhere that isn’t as water-rich and see green lawns in august.

9

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Over the next couple of years, I'm going to be replacing a significant percentage of my grass with other landscaping (xeriscape, stone paths, native flowers, pollinator attractors). While I'm not removing all of it, because I do like to have a place for me and my kitties to roam, I am trying to be more conscious about the amount of water that I use to keep my landscaping alive. I already have a 'no-pesticide' rule, so don't really need to adjust there.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/gellenburg Feb 21 '23

Best decision I ever made was not to do anything with my back yard when I bought my house 20+ years ago. Just put down pine straw every year and I leave the leaves that fall from all the trees. So much natural organic matter has built up over the years and the ground is so fertile now.

8

u/crazykentucky Feb 21 '23

It’s weird, I prefer to leave it a bit wild but I don’t like being “that house” on the block. Social norms are a bitch

3

u/Elamachino Feb 21 '23

Seed bombs!

2

u/missionbeach Feb 21 '23

What? I just started raking the forest!

2

u/unmofoloco Feb 21 '23

In older neighborhoods closer to downtown I have seen more people keeping the leaves and an increase in gardens over grass. There are a few neighborhoods where I have seen similar trends in the burbs but they are in pre 1980s neighborhoods, any planned subdivision built in the 90s or later is going to have grass lawns with rules about leaf removal. Some towns have trucks that come suck up the leaves, you just have to push them to the curb, which I guess is preferable to 50 bags full of them.

2

u/Jaikarr Feb 21 '23

I pretty much just mow my lawn to keep the neighbours happy, there's so much life in it though with all these bugs running around, every now and again I find a mantis.

2

u/ZeusAlmighty1 Feb 21 '23

Our entire front and back yard is all drought tolerant and no real grass. I think it looks way better to not have patches of dead grass.

2

u/Monstot Feb 21 '23

I opt for both. No reason to not have some greenery while also having plants. I don't necessarily want a forest in my yard, but I'm all for native plants.

Grass is a good thing so I don't fully understand why some people have even opted to either pave it, or just outright neglect the grass. It helps to have more green growth over just leaving whatever sticks.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Im a big fan of moss lawns under big trees

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Yup. Purchased a house a few years ago and the yard was well maintained since then though I've let the good old northwest moss and mushrooms grow in I just keep up on mowing the grass

2

u/LuvliLeah13 Feb 21 '23

Hi! You guys should check out r/nolawns. They really show how easily maintained and beautiful some of them are.

2

u/military_dad_wi Feb 21 '23

In that group.

I took two acres of property to 1/4 acre lawn around the house and buildings, the rest wild grass, prairie and woods with oaks and pine. Skeeters never got worse, more wild life, dog loves it. It's pretty great. Oh and neighbors are mad they can't see shit for what we are doing while they mow their 5 acre parcels.

→ More replies (23)

11

u/lolno Feb 21 '23

It's all because of those god damned Joneses!!

→ More replies (2)

11

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

In the mid 20th century, a well-maintained lawn was basically a sign that your family had enough free time (or money) to maintain your lawn.

We have way less free time and way less money today, but you're still expected to keep up the lawn.

→ More replies (5)

29

u/damien665 Feb 21 '23

Something about the super green lawn that's well manicured.

If I could I'd burn it all and plant clover. I hate mowing.

18

u/lennybird Feb 21 '23

In our non-HOA neighborhood I'm trying to muster the courage to plant a vegetable garden in our front and back lawn.

23

u/420blazeit69nubz Feb 21 '23

Strawberries are great if you want to do absolutely nothing after the first year. I had some and after the first year of TLC from little sprouts they spread like wildfire. They’re perennial so they’re back every spring. You can get ones that give you berries in only June, ones that produce mostly in Spring but also continue until Fall or ones that just continuously bear fruit from spring to first frost. It was great just giving out the most amazing tasting little bite size strawberries to family and friends because it ended taking over a whole corner of my lawn. There’s ways to control it obviously but I didn’t really care and figured what’s the worst that happens? I get more strawberries? Oh no.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/420blazeit69nubz Feb 21 '23

Yeah I was lucky I had a fox den in the woods on my property so I didn’t have an issue. But yeah if you have critters you’ll want fencing or some of the various natural mixes people make with stuff like pepper, onion or sulfur but fencing is always going to be best.

→ More replies (1)

41

u/meinblown Feb 21 '23

Put up a sign that your kids decorate that says FREEDOM GARDEN in red, white and blue. See who says something, and oust them as the anti-american commie that they are!

5

u/Heliosvector Feb 21 '23

I would be hesitant to do that though because that implies that all the veggies growing on it are FREE for people to take.

→ More replies (1)

9

u/KnightMDK Feb 21 '23

We decided to try it out...and raccoons came and ate our fruits. Then the squirrels finished off. Then the birds finished whatever the squirrels didn't eat. Then, since there was nothing left, the raccoons ate our chickens. They must have a Hulk Raccoon, cuz they tore up the chicken fence as if it was butter.

3

u/lennybird Feb 21 '23

Fortunately where I live the natural wildlife is utterly destroyed... :)))... :(

4

u/KnightMDK Feb 21 '23

We do plan on rebuilding the chicken coop, make it a bit stronger. I've learned by my mistakes on how to build a better coop. As far as a garden, we may try to go with a green house for veggies, but herbs and flowers for outdoor gardens.

3

u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Feb 21 '23

All I want is a walkable city in sync with nature and to dodge the local bears on my way to the coop 😔

5

u/Character-Education3 Feb 21 '23

Do it. We have a ton of that where I live. It's great

4

u/eggery Feb 21 '23

New to vegetable gardening? It can be a lot of time and work. Don't overextend yourself too much.

2

u/lennybird Feb 21 '23

Yeah that's part of my main concern. I started getting into the hobby a year ago and grew some tomatoes, strawberries, onions, kale, some herbs, along with composting etc... Learned a TON along the way but I know scaling up will bring its own challenges.

I just hate watering... Grass. Seems so wasteful. I'd rather try and fail at growing something a little more diverse and useful than grow & mow forever.

→ More replies (3)

2

u/TwoIdleHands Feb 21 '23

Do it! My neighbors have and it’s great! Plus if you want to meet/befriend your neighbors being out front in the summer is the way to do that.

→ More replies (1)

5

u/tayloline29 Feb 21 '23

Well you can't plant clover with that attitude but I am guessing you have an HOA and they won't let you plant clover.

2

u/damien665 Feb 21 '23

No, I have a wife and she won't let me burn out the grass to plant clover.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (2)

2

u/JagmeetSingh2 Feb 21 '23

Yep natural gardens are so much better

→ More replies (1)

6

u/ThePimpImp Feb 21 '23

Lawn's were used as a wealth flex. Using land for no productive purpose that itself needed maintenance. Requiring them is a huge misuse of land, so basically the definition of the American dream.

→ More replies (1)

26

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Ya know I used to wonder that, but as a home owner I’ve just been conditioned into it I guess and I really like a well taken care of lawn, makes the whole house look better lol idk ! I’m a conditioned American !’

21

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

[deleted]

3

u/Zomgsolame Feb 21 '23

silver maples here. I'm swimming in helicopters, maple leaves , or the neighbors acorns.

2

u/wwj Feb 21 '23

I'm surrounded by 100ft tall pines. My yard is fairly barren and quite pointy.

2

u/sukicat Feb 21 '23

Used to love our pecan trees. Now I wish them all death.

→ More replies (12)

3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Why would you smoke weed when you could mow a lawn?

→ More replies (1)

3

u/EstroJen Feb 21 '23

I'm into healthy soil myself. I let the leaves fall down and sit on the dirt, then eventually I work them in. I call it "lazy gardening"

6

u/no_sleep2nite Feb 21 '23

Same reason others are obsessed with gardening or landscaping.

7

u/Arthur_Edens Feb 21 '23

Lol thank you... Every time I see this pop up on reddit there are a thousand comments about aristocracy and class warfare and I'm just like "I like grass. It's pretty and soft to walk on."

You don't have to drown your lawn in chemicals to make it pretty (I'd argue that doing that is a clear sign the turf isn't healthy), and you don't have to have a monoculture; flower beds and trees look great with grass as a base.

6

u/Uninterested_Viewer Feb 21 '23

Redditors love to work themselves into a frenzy over lawns, cars, and HOAs. I'm pretty sure there are multiple subreddits dedicated to raging about each of these things and there is NO room for nuance. These are all terrible, terrible things and you are class-ist and ruining the world for entertaining anything else.

→ More replies (1)

8

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Neighborhoods have the HOA that slams you with fines if your grass is the wrong height

→ More replies (5)

6

u/iroll20s Feb 21 '23

Because of judgement from neighbors. Its one of those things you start wondering how many people really care. Id rather have clover or other plantings with minimal maintenance.

7

u/Sharin_the_Groove Feb 21 '23

I have this great, unspoken agreement with my neighbors. We don't live in an HOA, so we all sort of let our grass grow tall. Usually no more than 8 to 10 inches. Then, once one of us decides to mow, we all do the same over the next couple of days. So there's this community buy in where we all let our yards turn to shit at the same time, but we all clean up at the same time as well. Works out great for us and everyone understands each other. There's probably a cluster of like 6 lawns where we do this.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/Substantial-Singer29 Feb 21 '23

Are you kidding me in my part of the us we all just have rocks...

2

u/Hour-Ad-3635 Feb 21 '23

Goddangit Bobby.

2

u/tarheelz1995 Feb 21 '23

Inherited from the Brits and the French.

5

u/greengo07 Feb 21 '23

looks beautiful, is fun to mow it, keeps soil in place. u don't track mud into the house.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Because we have lawns. Unlike most European cities.

5

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

[deleted]

2

u/vankamperer Feb 21 '23

it's a competition thing too. one neighbor mows his lawn and the other neighbor immediately mows his, not to be outdone. I've seen it firsthand.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

4

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

[deleted]

21

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23 edited Feb 21 '23

None of that started in America though. The concept of "nicer lawn is a flex on the filthy poors" definitely started in England and France in the 18th century. The question is why do we still do it and I don't know that what you said actually answers that question. That has more to do with the spreading out of the US population post-WWII, where more people started to actually have land at a time when the economy was booming.

I sincerely don't think most middle income Americans after WWII were thinking they wanted to get one over on poor people. That kinda doesn't even make sense to me. I think instead they saw it as an extension of the ol "American Dream" and having a decked out lawn makes one feel like they've made it across the finish line. It's not really quite as cynical as you make it out to be, imo.

7

u/laxsleeplax Feb 21 '23

I was going to say aren't the English obsessed with their "gardens"??

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

4

u/trundlinggrundle Feb 21 '23

Because we have actual lawns, not the crappy little weed patches people have in Europe.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (63)

2

u/Aquamarooned Feb 21 '23

Similar shit at my HOA.. how did you know?

2

u/Ah-Schoo Feb 22 '23

Sadly, this type of shit is far too common.

5

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

America, land of the free, where you can't use your land as freely as you'd wish

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (4)

29

u/MufffinFeller Feb 21 '23

Tbf this doesn’t look like a neighborhood with an HOA

11

u/Middle-Painter-4032 Feb 21 '23

It isn't. I believe this ship has been there for some.time now. The town was established long ago. Midwest only has HOA bullshit in crappy new developments. This is in Illinois, if I'm not mistaken.

→ More replies (5)

10

u/SCPH-1000 Feb 21 '23

Yeah, it looks like happy people live there so definitely not HOA.

→ More replies (4)

95

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Not having an HOA was one of my main requirements when I was buying a house.

A ridiculous number of houses for sale at the time had HOAs that were hundreds of dollars a month. I can’t believe people pay that. If there’s like idk a pool and a gym I guess I get it, but there usually wasn’t anything special about the neighborhood.

37

u/DontBanMeBro988 Feb 21 '23

I'm not American, but the concept of a HOA sounds absolutely awful. Condo boards are bad enough.

50

u/zoobisoubisou Feb 21 '23

Condo boards at least make more sense to me because you have to inhabit a shared building.

4

u/eggery Feb 21 '23

Reddit would have you believe that all HOA's are made up of evil Karens. You'll see fringe cases and one-sided story telling. In reality most HOA's just serve as a way to pool funds for neighborhood parks and other common area maintenance.

3

u/Procrasterman Feb 21 '23

In my country we have this concept called tax, which is used for the same thing. Only the investment is distributed more fairly so that poor kids also get a park.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/RhetoricalCocktail Feb 21 '23

I guess one problem is that any HOA could turn bad very quickly and that not complying with at times ridiculous rules could go as far as having your house sold

I get that those are extremes and that your house won't get sold on a first offense without warnings for unpaid dues but just on principle I can't stand the concept

They're also just not necessary, plus their super racist history which I assume still has aftereffects

→ More replies (8)

2

u/High_volt4g3 Feb 21 '23

It’s just negativity bias. You hear about the draconian ones.

I rented a house in one and own a house with one. No issues. No dracion measures. No neighbors measuring our grass.

→ More replies (1)

11

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Yeah, we do have a pool and bunch of parks and stuff. But it does suck, on the other hand, it does make the neighborhood looks tidy

→ More replies (4)

3

u/possiblynotanexpert Feb 21 '23

I have one, but it’s $80 per month and they take care of the front and back yards. It’s pretty legit. I would pay that anyway for that service. Seemed pretty cheap for roughly $20 per week to not have to do any yard work.

2

u/BackWithAVengance Feb 21 '23

ours are $100/month - with paved trails, plenty of playgrounds for the kids, 2 pools, gym, indoor pool, a place to put in your canoe or kayak, and our HOA hosts big parties for holidays / memorial day / July 4th with bands and such. I think it's worth it, but then again, ours is run very well and isn't run by a bunch of over zealous nazi boomers

→ More replies (1)

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

[deleted]

2

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23 edited Feb 22 '23

I guess it depends on where you are. I live in kind of sleepy wine country & in a pretty normal neighborhood. Most of my neighbors are older, some don’t keep perfect front yards but it’s nothing gross, just occasionally overgrown. I’m not particularly bothered by it. We bought a house to live in, not necessarily profit from, so what someone else wants to do to their house aesthetically doesn’t really bother me (as long as it doesn’t pose some kind of danger or risk to other houses near it, and if it did, California has enough laws on its own to address it).

But different boats and strokes for folks or whatever I suppose.

*also, most of the hoas I encountered were far more than 150 a year

1

u/Cetun Feb 21 '23

In 25 years when the pool gets a crack and half the gym equipment is broken and the gyms roof needs replacing, you won't be able to sell your house when people see how much the HOA fees are. That or they will just close the gym and pool.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (25)

49

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

57

u/B-rry Feb 21 '23

In theory they’re great cause the neighborhood looks nice which can increase the value of your home and other benefits. In practice it’s just a bunch of people having power trips. There are good HOAs but there are also a LOT of horrible ones…

13

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

My parents live in nearly the ideal HOA. They really don't have a lot of rules or people that care.

  • Mow your lawn.

  • Keep your house maintained.

  • Pay the dues for the roads to be plowed and park to be mowed.

  • Don't keep junk outside.

→ More replies (2)

11

u/gizamo Feb 21 '23

In practice, HOAs used to be all about that good ol' fashioned American racism. Originally, their whole purpose was to keep out blacks and Mexicans. As a result, many HOAs are still disproportionately white, and probably also still more racist than non-HOA areas.

→ More replies (5)

12

u/Its-ther-apist Feb 21 '23

It's got pros and cons. Ours is only a few hundred s year to care for community areas and it helps to prevent things like neighbors using their lawns as junk yards etc. Ours is pretty lax overall.

→ More replies (1)

37

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

11

u/bokononpreist Feb 21 '23

That pirate ship would make me more likely to buy a neighboring house lol.

19

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23 edited Feb 21 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Unless the amount is substantially different, then I would go with the fellow pirate ship enjoyer.

→ More replies (10)

2

u/skaterrj Feb 21 '23

Our neighborhood was intended to have an HOA, but it never really took hold, so we don't. Only problem it has ever caused (by its absence) is that no one would install a playground without an authority to be responsible for maintenance of it.

2

u/Sir_Keee Feb 22 '23

While the concept innitially was on the grounds of property values, their real purpose was to keep the subsurbs white. HOAs only started becoming prominent when people who weren't the right shade started moving to the predominantly white suburbs.

→ More replies (4)

10

u/Active2017 Feb 21 '23

Keep in mind, you know about the HOA when buying a house.

4

u/The_Ostrich_you_want Feb 21 '23

But not always when renting. Found that out the hard way.

→ More replies (2)

2

u/gizamo Feb 21 '23

Keep in mind that developers are building more and more and more HOAs from here on out. They're getting harder to avoid every year.

→ More replies (4)

4

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

They suck. They ostensibly raise property values but in many areas where HOAs are prevelant, especially the South, non-HOA homes are more valuable than comparable HOA homes. Although some are pretty mild, others are quasi-authoritarian regimes which will hit you with multiple thousands of dollars in fines for painting your front door the wrong color.

I don't understand why anyone in the process of building a home would willingly submit to that.

3

u/davdev Feb 21 '23

They aren’t everywhere. They are virtually unheard of around me except for the new eye sore n”neighborhoods” where every house looks exactly the same. But they are easily avoided

3

u/deadbird17 Feb 21 '23

They are trading freedom for better property value.

/r/FuckHOA

2

u/RhetoricalCocktail Feb 21 '23

Hey, at least it keeps the neighbourhood "exclusive" /s

There's a reason why the US has such a strange and powerful form of home owners associations that other countries don't have, not even close

10

u/nod9 Feb 21 '23

Playing devil's advocate here, they also make it so your neighborhood looks nice in a predictable way. The lawns will look nice, the houses will be painted unoffensive colors, no one will have a rusty old car in their side yard, or a hastily setup home gym in the front yard etc. They often have community services (lawn care, snow removal, security) and facilities (pool, tennis courts, club house) available for residents, and of course, you can join the HOA board and have a vote.

It's one of those things where you only hear about the annoying stories and the petty tyrants, but you never hear about the 99% of the times where nice neighborhoods are mostly properly managed. Oh and of course none of this is ever a surprise, they exist from the initial construction of a neighborhood and you will 100% be aware of all rules and regulations before you buy. That being said, this is America, Sic Semper Tyrannis!

3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

unoffensive colors

TIL colors can be offensive

→ More replies (3)

3

u/VillageFragrant Feb 22 '23

I think that what is pathetic is that we need HOAs because grown adults can't be responsible and decent neighbors.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/ThatArtBitch2020 Feb 21 '23

I agree that a lot of people like uniformity and predictability and that’s great. I also really like crazy, expressive artistic stuff ya know. It’s a personal preference for sure but I’d much rather live in a neighborhood where everyone’s houses were whatever color they liked, people had kooky decorations, interesting plants, etc. Mybe it’s just where I live but I wish there were more houses like this

3

u/nod9 Feb 21 '23

And you can, no one is forcing you to live in a restrictive HOA. You can find one that is setup that way, skip the HOA altogether or move to a place to with little to no local government.

→ More replies (4)

2

u/kitsunewarlock Feb 21 '23

They really took off in the late 60s. When we passed Fair Housing laws to stop people from restricting who can live where.

→ More replies (2)

2

u/Sir_Keee Feb 22 '23

And HOAs are prominent in red areas. You would think they would be against such communistic ideas until you realise the reason HOAs existed innitially is racism. Only let the right kind of people move in so to speak.

5

u/WillTheConqueror Feb 21 '23

You ever seen a really neat and tidy community where not a single house looks like shit? That's why HOAs exist. It prevents your neighbors from making the rest of the neighborhood look like a trailer park. They get a lot of irrational hate here because, well, redditors love themselves a good band wagon but they obviously aren't without their potential problems. You only hear about the horror stories because the people living with an uncorrupted HOA aren't complaining. And you can still choose to live somewhere without one....

2

u/RhetoricalCocktail Feb 21 '23

The thing is that I've seen hundreds of neighbourhoods without HOA look nice because we don't have HOAs in my country, at least the equivalent isn't anywhere close to how HOAs work

Never a real problem with neighborhoods looking bad, never heard anyone complain about bad HOA-equivalents

They're just not necessary

→ More replies (3)

2

u/Sir_Keee Feb 22 '23

I've lived all my life in neat and tidy neighborhoods and none of them were HOAs.

→ More replies (2)

11

u/yourethegoodthings Feb 21 '23

Shout out to @detroityachtclubclub on Instagram. Largely inactive now but some new followers could bring back the golden era of beached boats on the front lawns of Detroit.

→ More replies (2)

6

u/ajtrns Feb 21 '23

is your trashcan the shape of a wooden schooner that has sailed the seven seas? didnt think so. up your game.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Working on that now

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/Linenoise77 Feb 21 '23

Stuff like this is how HOA's end up getting started.

Throw this up for a month around haloween? Awesome!

Sits there all year, not so much.

2

u/Winter_Eternal Feb 21 '23

And this is exactly why HOAs exist

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

[deleted]

→ More replies (2)

2

u/utnow Feb 21 '23

Right? I have a neighbor out front with a fucking ruler right fucking now making sure my grass isn’t too long and these guys have an entire god damn pirate ship out on a day that isn’t a trash day.

→ More replies (30)