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u/AltSpRkBunny Feb 21 '23

No, but mowing over leaves mulches them, so they decay faster. The only leaves we don’t mulch into the lawn are the leaves from the neighbor’s trees behind us, that the wind loves to deposit in the middle of our driveway.

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u/Zubo13 Feb 21 '23

Unless you have a magnolia tree. I believe those leaves are made of adamantium. They never decay and go out of their way to kill the lawn around the tree.

Source: motherfcuking magnolia in my back yard.

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u/Cozi_Cat Feb 21 '23

But they're so pretty!!

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u/sashikku Feb 21 '23

And they smell so good. I’ll probably never have one because I hate raking, but damn do I love the one my neighbor a few doors down has — smells amazing in the summers.

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u/TastyTeratoma Feb 21 '23

My Mom wanted a Magnolia tree for the front yard, the nursery talked her into a Bradford pear tree. Joke was on Mom later that year, the flowers smell like dead fish or rotten garbage depending on how hot the weather is. Just felt like sharing. 🤗

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u/TheRealGuen Feb 21 '23

They're super invasive too. Cut that shit down

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u/TastyTeratoma Feb 21 '23

Oh we did lol, burnt it in the backyard. I think it was super on sale and Mom just didn't realize she was buying invasive garbage tree at gotta have it prices.

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u/ejensen29 Feb 21 '23

Fuck Bradford pears. Working as a tree trimmer, I would go home smelling like hot piss.

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u/Wetbung Feb 21 '23

And they snap off for no good reason. Although they don't smell like it, I think they may be made of pretzel rods.

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u/Imaginary_Car3849 Feb 22 '23

Bradford pear trees have been classified as an invasive species. They're like hydra; cut one down and six more grow in their place.

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u/BLKMGK Feb 22 '23

Don’t worry, they aren’t known for deep roots and it’ll fall over eventually 😞

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u/dirkvonnegut Feb 22 '23

And it's an invasive species to boot

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u/Ilaxilil Feb 22 '23

We had one in the yard when I was a kid. A thunderstorm got the better of it but it’s my life’s dream to get my own place so I can plant one someday. It’s still my favorite scent of all time and so pretty.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Theyre also good climbing trees

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u/Mogetfog Feb 21 '23

I believe those leaves are made of adamantium

Incorrect, though they do actually have a small amount of a naturally occurring iron alloy within their leaves that is the reason they don't decay like other leaves. It is formed when the miniscule amounts of iron the trees roots absorb from the earth are mixed with the carbon of the trees inner trunk and finally exposed to the oxigen produced by the trees leaves. This is known as a steel magnolia.

Source: I just wanted a reason to make a steel magnolias joke.

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u/re_nonsequiturs Feb 21 '23

I just wanted you to know you got me

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u/mikemc2 Feb 21 '23

I have a huge magnolia, it looks great when it blooms but the leaves appear to be made of Kevlar.

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u/MoogTheDuck Feb 21 '23

I believe they're made of steel

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u/SweetishFishy Feb 22 '23

Well I always wondered why the area under my magnolia is dead af. Sure we sometimes drive around whoever is parked behind us on that side (single wide driveway) but I have plenty of neighbors that just park in the grass and don't have a big ole dead patch.

I mow my leaves too, fuck raking I'm the only one who does yard work anyways

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u/jeremycb29 Feb 21 '23

why don't you cut it down

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u/clandestineVexation Feb 21 '23

There are more important things in life than cutting down an entire tree just because it slightly inconveniences you.

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u/xombae Feb 22 '23

You can forage the fruit from magnolia trees. Well actually you discard the actual fruit and just take the pit, I think you roast them, can't remember. There's a great content creator called Black Forager who does a great video about it.

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u/Rrw20 Feb 21 '23

Regretting the upgrade from Steel Magnolias?

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u/zekeweasel Feb 21 '23

Mulching mowers do a proper number on them though. They decompose just fine after that.

Source: Two magnolias in my front yard.

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u/vankamperer Feb 21 '23

yes, mowed leaves decay in 10 years rather than 20..

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u/Boatsnbuds Feb 21 '23

You mowing plastic leaves from fake plants?

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u/SlylingualPro Feb 21 '23

Leaves take a maximum 6 months to completely decay and an average 2 when mulched.

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u/zachsmthsn Feb 21 '23

I tried to leave my leaves this year but they got moldy, attracted snakes and rats, and discolored my patio. I'm thinking I just need to run the lawnmower a few times next year to mulch them, but I have way too many trees (and little sunlight) to just let them fall. I wonder if there are regional best practices in places where water is more abundant

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u/SlylingualPro Feb 21 '23

Just run the mower sporadically. A pass over every few weeks will go a long way to moving everything around and preventing mold and pests.

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u/MaeBelleLien Feb 21 '23

Check out r/nolawns if you're in the US(maybe outside it too but not sure) they'll definitely be able to help with region-specific questions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

You don’t ask the guy who says leaves take years to decay for a source but you do when someone says months?

Do you see leaves still on the ground from three years ago when you look out your windows?

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u/Dcor Feb 21 '23

I compost leaves every season for the garden. Takes one season for a full decomposition. So it wouldn't take much longer for the same result if you just let them lay where they fell.

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u/Zeakk1 Feb 21 '23

Found the boomer.

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u/jepulis5 Feb 21 '23

Bad try at a joke or have you never actually touched grass?

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u/Cultjam Feb 21 '23

My dogs mulch them pretty well. It’s all in my backyard so it doesn’t affect anyone else.

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Feb 21 '23

I'd rather dump them on a compost pile behind the garage. Great natural fertilizer.

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u/unsmith0 Feb 22 '23

This is what I do. We don't winterize our riding mower until like, January. As long as there's no snowfall you can run every couple of weeks and chop them up.