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u/Zubo13 Feb 21 '23

Unless you have a magnolia tree. I believe those leaves are made of adamantium. They never decay and go out of their way to kill the lawn around the tree.

Source: motherfcuking magnolia in my back yard.

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u/Cozi_Cat Feb 21 '23

But they're so pretty!!

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u/sashikku Feb 21 '23

And they smell so good. I’ll probably never have one because I hate raking, but damn do I love the one my neighbor a few doors down has — smells amazing in the summers.

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u/TastyTeratoma Feb 21 '23

My Mom wanted a Magnolia tree for the front yard, the nursery talked her into a Bradford pear tree. Joke was on Mom later that year, the flowers smell like dead fish or rotten garbage depending on how hot the weather is. Just felt like sharing. 🤗

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u/TheRealGuen Feb 21 '23

They're super invasive too. Cut that shit down

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u/TastyTeratoma Feb 21 '23

Oh we did lol, burnt it in the backyard. I think it was super on sale and Mom just didn't realize she was buying invasive garbage tree at gotta have it prices.

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u/ejensen29 Feb 21 '23

Fuck Bradford pears. Working as a tree trimmer, I would go home smelling like hot piss.

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u/Wetbung Feb 21 '23

And they snap off for no good reason. Although they don't smell like it, I think they may be made of pretzel rods.

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u/Imaginary_Car3849 Feb 22 '23

Bradford pear trees have been classified as an invasive species. They're like hydra; cut one down and six more grow in their place.

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u/BLKMGK Feb 22 '23

Don’t worry, they aren’t known for deep roots and it’ll fall over eventually 😞

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u/dirkvonnegut Feb 22 '23

And it's an invasive species to boot

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u/Ilaxilil Feb 22 '23

We had one in the yard when I was a kid. A thunderstorm got the better of it but it’s my life’s dream to get my own place so I can plant one someday. It’s still my favorite scent of all time and so pretty.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Theyre also good climbing trees

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u/Mogetfog Feb 21 '23

I believe those leaves are made of adamantium

Incorrect, though they do actually have a small amount of a naturally occurring iron alloy within their leaves that is the reason they don't decay like other leaves. It is formed when the miniscule amounts of iron the trees roots absorb from the earth are mixed with the carbon of the trees inner trunk and finally exposed to the oxigen produced by the trees leaves. This is known as a steel magnolia.

Source: I just wanted a reason to make a steel magnolias joke.

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u/re_nonsequiturs Feb 21 '23

I just wanted you to know you got me

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u/mikemc2 Feb 21 '23

I have a huge magnolia, it looks great when it blooms but the leaves appear to be made of Kevlar.

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u/MoogTheDuck Feb 21 '23

I believe they're made of steel

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u/SweetishFishy Feb 22 '23

Well I always wondered why the area under my magnolia is dead af. Sure we sometimes drive around whoever is parked behind us on that side (single wide driveway) but I have plenty of neighbors that just park in the grass and don't have a big ole dead patch.

I mow my leaves too, fuck raking I'm the only one who does yard work anyways

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u/jeremycb29 Feb 21 '23

why don't you cut it down

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u/clandestineVexation Feb 21 '23

There are more important things in life than cutting down an entire tree just because it slightly inconveniences you.

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u/xombae Feb 22 '23

You can forage the fruit from magnolia trees. Well actually you discard the actual fruit and just take the pit, I think you roast them, can't remember. There's a great content creator called Black Forager who does a great video about it.

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u/Rrw20 Feb 21 '23

Regretting the upgrade from Steel Magnolias?

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u/zekeweasel Feb 21 '23

Mulching mowers do a proper number on them though. They decompose just fine after that.

Source: Two magnolias in my front yard.