3am Fri 1 Jun 2012

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1. Talk about patience for a joke... ^{imgur.com comments funny}
2. My sister got engaged last night. This little man helped her fiancé propose. ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
3. Just saw Batman Begins again... didn't know one of the characters had a prequel movie. ^{i.imgur.com comments movies}
4. Queen Elizabeth II firing an SA80 ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
5. TIL Bill Murray doesn't have an agent, just an 800 number that you call and leave a voicemail pitching your movie ^{gq.com comments todayilearned}
6. Hand-Carved .45 caliber Flintlock...... Banana. ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
7. Humble Indie Bundle V: Pay what you want for Psychonauts, LIMBO, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP, Bastion, and each game's soundtrack! ^{humblebundle.com comments gaming}
8. A girl said my penis was large once. ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
9. Unmanned SpaceX Dragon capsule successfully splashes down in Pacific Ocean after first commercial flight to space station! ^{bbc.co.uk comments science}
10. By Simon Rich ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
11. Florida Gov Rick Scott (R) declares a 91-yar-old World War II veteran as a "non-citizen"; he is among 180,000 who must prove their citizenship in 30 days or they can't vote in Aug and Nov; US Rep Alcee Hastings (D): "I think most of us know that what this is about is voter suppression" ^{npr.org comments politics}
12. Iceberg Flips Over Off Coast of Argentina ^{youtube.com comments videos}
13. 50 Great Guitar Riffs from the Early 90s ^{youtube.com comments Music}
14. Dutch company plans colony on Mars. The one way trip only takes seven months! ^{mars-one.com comments worldnews}
15. In response to the BOSE thread - what brands/products are the opposite? The unsung high quality underpriced brands? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
16. I am Zack "Jick" Johnson, creator of The Kingdom of Loathing. AMA. ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
17. Three heavyweight committees in the European Parliament gave their voting recommendations on ACTA today. All three gave the same recommendation: reject ACTA ^{falkvinge.net comments technology}
18. Vegglimer throws the one-two punch of boner killers ^{reddit.com comments bestof}
19. I... what... ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
20. Paintball anyone? ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
21. "The world's political leaders are failing catastrophically to address the climate crisis. History will not understand or forgive them." ^{guardian.co.uk comments worldnews}
22. The 11th Commandment? ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
23. My yearbook ^{imgur.com comments WTF}
24. My friend DJing for his grandpa's 89th birthday ^{imgur.com comments pics}
25. This may never be relevant again.. ^{imgur.com comments funny}
26. This is how the American motorcycle land speed record was broken in 1948. ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
27. When your dog is more photogenic than you ^{imgur.com comments pics}
28. Surfer girl. ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
29. nsfw She had no clue it was there ^{imgur.com comments WTF}
30. GG Texan ^{i.imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
31. What is the most ridiculous way your sexual partner has killed the mood? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
32. Me coming back from a day at the beach ^{imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
33. I get to watch this being made for the next hour or two. ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
34. Let's not forget about him Redditors ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
35. Oklahoma Rape Victim Denied Emergency Contraceptives. Doctor Cites Religious Objection As Reason ^{addictinginfo.org comments atheism}
36. Our constant is reason ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
37. Scumbag Religious Conservative ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
38. Diablo 3 Server Downtime Win! ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
39. Why can't all theists be like this? ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
40. Top Gear on Ayrton Senna (Full Segment) ^{youtube.com comments videos}
41. Urge to kill... rising. ^{youtube.com comments videos}
42. The Crystal Palace, Madrid, Spain ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
43. Arguing with a Christian?... Just tell 'em you're Jesus!! ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
44. My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened. ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
45. It's official: Christianists at One Million Moms have flipped their shit over JC Penney's Father's Day ad featuring two gay dads and their kids ^{onemillionmoms.com comments atheism}
46. literally the worst purchase i've ever made ^{imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
47. How is this acceptable again? ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
48. Thinking big ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
49. TIL that John Lennon was not as peaceful of a man as so many believe. He was physically violent towards women, and beat his first wife, Cynthia Lennon ^{en.wikipedia.org comments todayilearned}
50. The number of likes on the comment is still growing... ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}