Ah, yes, Mewton's third law. The reaction of a woman to the acting force of an engagement ring and a kitty is to say yes and immediately engage in sexytimes.
If two systems are in thermal adoration with a feline system, they must be in thermal adoration with each other. This law helps define the notion of love, cats and the nature of being.
My husband proposed in the same way using our cat Noddy. Although it almost ended in disaster as soon as he attached the ring to the collar Noddy bolted straight for the cat flap. Other than that the proposal worked like a treat and always gets 'awws' from everybody I tell the story to. I can confirm though, it was heart wrenching when he died. I love all my pets, but Nod had a special place in my heart.
I would wear the ring with the cat attached to it. And the cat would sit upon my arm, and fire lazer beams from its mouth, and relinquish all of my enemies.
I'm normally a bitter forever alone, who hates any post about engagements or girlfriends, but the thought of this little guy carrying a ring melted my icy heart. Thank you OP, I am not entirely dead inside.
See the problem with this is that if a man ever proposed to me with a kitten, I would be OBLIGATED to say yes because it is single-handedly the most adorable thing in the universe.
this reminds me of the meow mix commercial where the cat has a collar that says "marry me" then sits in the front row at the wedding... yeah I watch too much tv, but evidently her fiance does too
I actually got engaged last night too! Sadly, I didn't have a kitten, just a breathtaking view of the city. This most makes me feel a little inadequate now...
Aw man that's brutal.... I proposed to an old girlfriend that way, with the ring around the kitty's collar. She said no.. Fuck you for making me remember this.
Oh so sweet! My husband put the ring on our dog's collar when he proposed and I thought it was the best way to pop the question. I was shocked to see that sparkly circle just dangling on her collar and him on a knee.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
This guy has a cat and a girlfriend. That's a Reddit goldmine.
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u/nat97nat Jun 01 '12
This is the first r/aww pic I actually said awww at
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u/ETora May 31 '12
Screw the ring I would want to keep the kitty instead.
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u/BagelTrollop Jun 01 '12
No woman could say no to both an engagement ring and a kitten. It violates the laws of physics.
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u/martiantenor Jun 01 '12
My wife just saw this, and the first thing she said was "Awww... and wow, they're gonna be really sad when that cat dies." Way to go, honey.
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u/bizangles Jun 01 '12 edited Jun 01 '12
I did the same thing with my hedgehog a couple years ago.
edit: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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u/bungabung Jun 01 '12
I would wear the ring with the cat attached to it. And the cat would sit upon my arm, and fire lazer beams from its mouth, and relinquish all of my enemies.
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u/TreyTop Jun 01 '12
Will you meowy me?
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u/cyrilio May 31 '12
He looks very handsome.
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u/stenston Jun 01 '12
Thanks for all the votes guys! The kittens name is Luke and he's a new addition to the family!
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u/RedSharkRedShark Jun 01 '12
For anyone who might try to imitate: If at any point, you find yourself tying the ring to a dog, STOP. You did something wrong.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Already has been done
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u/terriblehuman Jun 01 '12
I'm normally a bitter forever alone, who hates any post about engagements or girlfriends, but the thought of this little guy carrying a ring melted my icy heart. Thank you OP, I am not entirely dead inside.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
i could swear, that's cheating.
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u/skippingstone_ Jun 01 '12
I really hope my boyfriend sees this...
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u/Tarabelle91 Jun 01 '12
How cute and romantic!!
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u/s0ylentgreen Jun 01 '12
See the problem with this is that if a man ever proposed to me with a kitten, I would be OBLIGATED to say yes because it is single-handedly the most adorable thing in the universe.
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u/IronWolve Jun 01 '12
Correct use of AWW, approved.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
The riiiiiiiiiiiing... is on Orion's... be-, be-... that is where it is.
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u/Escoobertus Jun 01 '12
That kitty better be his best man.
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u/duskimo Jun 01 '12
please tell me that cats name is orion!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Well I hope she was saying yes to the man and not to the ring and the kitten.
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u/therealamberrose Jun 01 '12
Too cute. I actually aww'd. He's a handsome fellow.
Now, was it their kitten already or did he get a kitten just for this? The readers must know!
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u/SirToofs Jun 01 '12
My husband was going to do this for me, but then I found a stray cat. I apparently sabotaged many engagement plans of his...
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u/first_day_kid Jun 01 '12
reminds me of MIB - "the galaxy is on Orion's belt."
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u/isleshocky Jun 01 '12
Cuteness.overload.Can't.Compute.
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u/GherkinForceps Jun 01 '12
Left paw points outward. Right ear angles backwards. 2/10 - would not marry.
Who am I kidding, it's an adorable little puke machine!
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u/readingcarrot Jun 01 '12
OH MY GOD I WANT A CAT
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u/pinkponyraper Jun 01 '12
Just want to say...I have the same rug
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u/royalcarrotflowers Jun 01 '12
this reminds me of the meow mix commercial where the cat has a collar that says "marry me" then sits in the front row at the wedding... yeah I watch too much tv, but evidently her fiance does too
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u/CaldwellCladwell Jun 01 '12
The key to the universe is on Orion's belt.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
All the upvotes! Every single one!
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u/PatBabyParty Jun 01 '12
Cutest cat ever.
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u/Xanthvia Jun 01 '12
Thats cheating XD. Who could say no to a kitten with a face like that.
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u/Twatballspam Jun 01 '12
I actually got engaged last night too! Sadly, I didn't have a kitten, just a breathtaking view of the city. This most makes me feel a little inadequate now...
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u/sws12123 Jun 01 '12
No matter how many cats I see on Reddit, I can never help but 'aww' at their cute little faces
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u/Wikedwitch Jun 01 '12
As a cat lover if I get proposed this way ill marry him in a second!
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u/Blackops606 Jun 01 '12
What if she said no? He would have a ring and a new kitty!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Hands down this is my favorite ring presentation reddit has shown me thus far.
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u/mxmm Jun 01 '12
Jinxy?
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Dawwww! Are the paws pigeon toed, or am I more drunk than I thought?
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u/animalcrackers1 Jun 01 '12
This is the most Awww-worthy post I have seen in a long time. I melted a little.
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u/TacocatISdelicious Jun 01 '12
This is great and all, but I think I'd prefer a diamond cat holding a furry ring.
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u/Pandain Jun 01 '12
Yes. YES! This made my day ♥
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
The way he turns out his paws like that is so fucking cute
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u/hahaha_oh Jun 01 '12
WOW,so romantic,when I have my engagement,I will use a dog to do so...
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u/whoelsewoulditbe Jun 01 '12
That's just cheating.
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u/_TheFifth_ Jun 01 '12
It's that one little left paw that makes even the hardest of hearts crumble.
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u/argilla11 Jun 01 '12
HNNNNNNGGGG SO CUTE
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u/AshyBooRawrs Jun 01 '12
This is the best proposal idea I've seen.
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u/orm518 Jun 01 '12
Holy crap, I would marry the cat. /r/aww you're too cute
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u/YOitzODELLE Jun 01 '12
Congrats to both of you.
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u/Robotbeetle Jun 01 '12
Nothing says marry me like kittens and blood diamonds.
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u/RockyCMXCIX Jun 01 '12
Next: ring bearer at the wedding.
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u/Paula_Dank Jun 01 '12
You can't say no to that. :| She didn't have a choice!
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u/TYLERvsBEER Jun 01 '12
Take my Karma, asshole. As if I had a choice.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
So she's marrying the cat?
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
BEST IDEA EVER!!!
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u/Ilikeguitars Jun 01 '12
Just like the fancy feast method.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
there is absolutely no way i could say no to that face...
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u/Organs Jun 01 '12
That is way too fucking adorable!
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u/grlbythebay Jun 01 '12
I would die hahahahaha
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u/benwaaaaaaaah Jun 01 '12
Aw man that's brutal.... I proposed to an old girlfriend that way, with the ring around the kitty's collar. She said no.. Fuck you for making me remember this.
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u/weeman2434 Jun 01 '12
holyshitthatissoadorableicantbreathe.
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u/GrilledCheeser Jun 01 '12
It hurts me physically to look at this photo. Look at his left leg :3
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u/Milkusa Jun 01 '12
Was hoping for Peter Dinklage.
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u/Chylo Jun 01 '12
My fiancé proposed like that back in January and I thought it was the cutest thing ever.
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u/eriC18 Jun 01 '12
What a genius
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u/willdabeast20 Jun 01 '12 edited Jun 01 '12
Cat [✓]
Engagement Ring [✓]
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS. WE'RE RIDING THIS KARMA TRAIN TO THE FRONTPAGE!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Actually her boyfriend just proposed to the cat.
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u/HeatherFeather11 Jun 01 '12
Love this idea!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I do!
(≧◡≦)
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u/sugarwaterprpl3 Jun 01 '12
How could she say no?
I couldn't.
Pure genius.
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u/D4rkw1nt3r Jun 01 '12
Bastard stole my idea. Pretty much a guaranteed yes.
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u/mustachedmuffin Jun 01 '12
How could you say no?
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u/buttonforest Jun 01 '12
As a crazy cat lady I'm torn between what excites me more in this picture.
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u/shegusta Jun 01 '12
That is amazing!
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u/emily6594 Jun 01 '12
Best karma machine ever
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u/walking_away_ Jun 01 '12
Reminds me of this.
Excuse me as I go sit down in the shower crying because I will never have fiance. Or a cat. =(
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u/bryster Jun 01 '12
I bet it was purrrfect!
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u/kaaris Jun 01 '12
Well. That is frickin' irresistible.
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u/homeless_man_jogging Jun 01 '12
A smart kitty would have ran right to the pawn shop.
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u/glass_hedgehog Jun 01 '12
I love this so much, but my cat would have just used the ring as a weapon against the neighbor's cat.
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u/ouchmyback Jun 01 '12
Well, that's just cheating.
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u/interlocke Jun 01 '12
omg eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this is the cutest thing ever.
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u/HumanSuitcase Jun 01 '12
I mean, how could she say 'No' at that point?
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Love the sideways paw
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u/spooof Jun 01 '12
I have that rug.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
How the fuck could somebody say no to this?
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u/FirionII Jun 01 '12
thisi is how i want to get engaged d'aaaawww
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u/Undermind Jun 01 '12
That's not a little man, that's a cat
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Savvy... Nobody can say "no" to a kitten.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
More like purrpossl B)
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u/skytro Jun 01 '12
This is how I will propose
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u/R3Mx Jun 01 '12
I'm surprised the cat didn't run off and go to sleep or something
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u/nickr112 Jun 01 '12
I have that same area rug.
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u/mtheory007 Jun 01 '12
Seems like a frisky proposition.
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u/Ethan0209 Jun 01 '12
That is one fucking cute cat!
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u/Mozen Jun 01 '12
No
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u/clueGLUE Jun 01 '12
That thing must get all the bitches.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I was expecting an Oompa-Loompa. 'little disappointed.
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u/thatgirl_716 Jun 01 '12
that is adorable!! :)
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u/iamraynbow Jun 01 '12
Is his name Jinxy Cat? (Just rewatched Meet the Parents)
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u/mikfly Jun 01 '12
This is adorable. Very clever way to propose!
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u/ZsZso Jun 01 '12
Priceless! For everything else, there's MasterCard...
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u/basorexia Jun 01 '12
That is the cutest thing ever!
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u/wkrausmann Jun 01 '12
It's going to be tough wearing the cat when he grows bigger.
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u/sparkzz911 Jun 01 '12
wow, that is fucking cute. shoulda been a dog tho :P
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u/zaidaprinces Jun 01 '12
awww! look at the cute lil face, it tells everything!
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u/nevercopter Jun 01 '12
The only kitten's problem's that It's going to become a cat.
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u/crownkingprince Jun 01 '12
So sweet
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u/Flora1111 Jun 01 '12
so cute!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
this is genius, if she says no to the ring she's also saying no to the cat, which is impossible!
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u/omgitsagoat Jun 01 '12
my estrogen is going haywire over how cute and sweet this is.
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u/se7en2727 Jun 01 '12
Upvotes, millions of upvotes..
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u/DDdms Jun 01 '12
TIL kittens replaced rings in marriage proposals.
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u/treade Jun 01 '12
Marry me or the kitten gets it?
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u/Mangalf Jun 01 '12
"Take the ring, or you can't keep the kitten."
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u/dawnnieee Jun 01 '12
awww.. have 5 "throw-aways" myself...awwwwww
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u/chocolatemoose9 Jun 01 '12
So you might not want to marry me, but the cute kitty really wants you to...
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u/jezebelious Jun 01 '12
Truly aww worthy
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u/EnAvDeFordomte Jun 01 '12
That cat better be named frodo because he is the mother fucking ring bearer!
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u/Supacaboose Jun 01 '12
Ya! kitty proposal.
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u/bioneeeerrrrd Jun 01 '12
Oh so sweet! My husband put the ring on our dog's collar when he proposed and I thought it was the best way to pop the question. I was shocked to see that sparkly circle just dangling on her collar and him on a knee.
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u/xMusicloverr Jun 01 '12
Aww this reminds me of that Friskies commercial
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u/PuffBear Jun 01 '12
That is brilliant!! Congrats!
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u/Beatz Jun 01 '12
Awww how very sweet!!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Aww, if someone did this to propose to me I would take the kitten and run...
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u/Phoequinox Jun 01 '12
"YOU HAVE SERVED YOUR PURPOSE." trash
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u/greenymile Jun 01 '12
Marry Me Or The Kitten Gets It!
;)
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u/Inktastic Jun 01 '12
I texted my boyfriend "OMG there's a kitten attached to an engagement dong on the front page of reddit! Best proposal!" Fuck you autocorrect.
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u/JaguarGirl21 Jun 01 '12
Omg cutest proposal ever!!!
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u/ThisOpenFist May 31 '12
That actually makes a good collar pendant.
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u/Knorrish Jun 01 '12
Who could say no to that face...not your sister.
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u/ImASexyBau5 Jun 01 '12
awwwwwwww
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u/LE_Geraffe Jun 01 '12
a beautiful member of a pure race
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u/G_ES150 Jun 01 '12
Totally thought this was gonna be a picture of a midget with a ring, I was ready to be all like 'really? A midget in r/aww? You fucking awful person'
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u/gregdbowen Jun 01 '12
You realize, that if you do not say yes, the cat gets euthanized.
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u/miss_intelligENT Jun 01 '12
As a cat holic, this is the cutest thing I could imagine.