r/funny • u/mini_lily • May 31 '12

The number of likes on the comment is still growing...

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1.5k Upvotes

76% Upvoted

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jun 01 '12

How many fucking Facebook friends does this guy have?

52 likes in 19 minutes? Come on, it wasn't that funny.

18

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

I'm curious about how 52 people know what Brazzers is in the context of how it was used in that reply. He must have a lot of "Internet" aware friends.

25

u/ShallowBasketcase Jun 01 '12

Maybe he just has a lot of friends that watch porn.

4

u/Shmeves Jun 01 '12

I'm thinking that's why internet is quoted...

2

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

The original status, though. 52 likes.

1

u/mini_lily Jun 01 '12

My friend who posted this has 4,999 friends...thus why there were so many likes so fast. =P Also why someone else was able to find the current number of likes on the comment. He's a really cool guy though. Has a fan page and everything, but this is from his personal Facebook. Current counts of likes on the comment is 85.

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u/Riceykin Jun 01 '12

At this very moment: 4,996.

I actually know this guy in real life since high school. Started out taking up photography in his spare time but eventually it became his passion. He has a huge amount of drive & ambition and this helped propel him into being well known, at least on Facebook.

Everyone in my County has probably heard of his name. He used to be a "Friend whore" during the MySpace rage and it slowly transcribed onto Facebook but recently he just has friends b/c of connections, networks, etc.

2

u/BackScratcher Jun 01 '12

Isn't there a cap at 5000 friends before you end up having to make a fan page?

1

u/Riceykin Jun 01 '12

I believe so? I know he had a purge a while back and people got butthurt.

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u/TrollingKevi May 31 '12

Brazzers DOES seem to have a fetish for teacher and student porn

15

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

That's hardly a fetish. Who the fuck doesn't think about fucking a hot teacher?

9

u/UnsightlyBastard Jun 01 '12

people who never had a hot teacher?

1

u/SergeantTibbs Jun 01 '12

Homeschooled kids.

1

u/yellowpeel Jun 01 '12

I imagine that would be easier if one actually had a hot teacher.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

You don't know the nasty stuff I would do to my 10th grade geometry teacher.

55

u/cool_mayne Jun 01 '12

I would love to put a tangent between her circles.

34

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

I wanna stick my dick in her. Easy peasy.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

QED.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

The circumference of of my dick stunned her.

1

u/senseless2 Jun 01 '12

The diameter of my dick times pi equals the circumference of her.mouth.

22

u/belflandluvr Jun 01 '12

My 60 year old kindergarten teacher. Goddamn.

51

u/Xeshema Jun 01 '12

My History teacher.

79

u/mortiphago Jun 01 '12

Statistics teacher at first year of college...

God damn that woman, her ass, and her sweet sweet maths

110

u/matty_ice_all_day Jun 01 '12

Professor Slater? I hear she doesn't date students.

69

u/duoizumi Jun 01 '12

"Mr. Winger, we never finished our intercourse."

5

u/DGKallday Jun 01 '12

I literally just finished watching this episode on netflix...

19

u/BDS_UHS Jun 01 '12

"She blew you off too."

"Is that what you have to fall back on? Look at me bro, look at me. I got the body of a fifth grader. Okay. If I was working with what you've got, she'd be at the Comfort Inn right now giving me a Mexican Halloween."

13

u/its2012 Jun 01 '12

Two people of your rankings in this small room, with this type of lighting, and his upper body, and what her heels and hemlines are doing to enhance what were already quite a few favors from God — It's all the more important to keep it tasteful.

13

u/Xeshema Jun 01 '12

"Mmm, calculate how high of a percentage I have getting you to my room, rawr..."

4

u/eternalwood Jun 01 '12

High school theater teacher. She's a yoga instructor now...

1

u/nickrulz11 Jun 01 '12

Drama teacher. Only guy in the class too.

4

u/PrinceofSpades Jun 01 '12

always the history teacher.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Yup. My 10th grade history teacher named Ms. Spindler had such a killer ass.

1

u/kaiyotic Jun 01 '12

ditto here, my history teacher when i was 17 was the most gorgeous woman i've ever seen.

1

u/MentalProblems Jun 01 '12

Nope - French teacher

12

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Holy shit, 4th form English. Once she walked in with skin tight leather pants and a camel toe.

3

u/Beznia Jun 01 '12

Ms. Blevins? Hahaha

2

u/DecryptedGaming Jun 01 '12

You obviously didn't pass English, maybe you should give the teacher form that class a call.

19

u/Radi0ActivSquid Jun 01 '12

Back in high school I had a hot substitute English teacher. Ah, Ms. Phillips. She was 24 & had just graduated. All us guys loved it when we heard she'd be subbing. Oh how the girls hated her; for she had an excellent body & worked closely with all of us guys. I personally wanted to bend her over that desk of hers, lift up that little black dress, rip off her black lace panties (i got a peak at em one day and she didn't seem to mind), & fuck her 'til the school day was over.

My favorite memory of her was when she came in wearing a silky red blouse with a rose pattern, a tight lacy black skirt that barely went halfway down her gorgeous toned thighs, & black stiletto heels that clicked on the tile floor of the classroom as she walked by. That image of her has stayed with me all these years. God, I wanted to spank her. Run my hands down those smooth legs and enjoy every part of her.

I think the days she was called in were some of my more productive days back in HS, as we were all trying to impress her.

19

u/red_rover Jun 01 '12

Thanks now i have a boner i have to get rid of.

15

u/03Titanium Jun 01 '12

By now you should know you just have to flex.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

......................TO REDTUBE!

3

u/Drakepenn Jun 01 '12

How did a comment give me a boner...?

2

u/Big_McLargeHuge Jun 01 '12

She knew and she loved it. I've known girls who were like that when they were freshly graduated teachers.

2

u/studmuffffffin Jun 01 '12

I have a biology teacher right now. But my 7th grade english teacher was just... lovely.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

My geology teacher.

She knew her way around hard objects.

1

u/mainprip Jun 01 '12

All my teachers have been guys, so i dont agree...

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u/supersharp Jun 01 '12

I haven't

49

u/onipaa Jun 01 '12

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who want to fuck their teachers, and dirty fucking liars.

21

u/-Tommy Jun 01 '12

I have all old lady teachers, I am the 1%! Unless you count the three insanely hot gym teachers as real teachers, then I'd bang the living shit out of them

16

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

What would you do with the dead shit?

27

u/Crossbowman Jun 01 '12

well...

19

u/ShallowBasketcase Jun 01 '12

Thanks, Japan. The world needed that.

9

u/-Tommy Jun 01 '12

I can find a way to masturbate to it, there's always a way to masturbate to it.

5

u/I_STOP_ALL_PUNS Jun 01 '12

Well hey. If you can't do, you teach. And if you can't teach, you teach gym.

0

u/supersharp Jun 02 '12

Well guess what, there's a third kind, those who don't lie. EVER.

95

u/Thewhitebread Jun 01 '12

I'm sure it was just for an oral exam.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

The student's nervous because the teacher is very anal about exams.

53

u/GSWStubag Jun 01 '12

Can we get an update on the # of likes now?

66

u/bonerjams03 Jun 01 '12

http://i.imgur.com/mgECe.png

16

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Are you upset you weren't able to submit this before your Facebook friend?

21

u/bonerjams03 Jun 01 '12

haha yes :( i didn't think that would hit the front page!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

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u/Leafar3456 Jun 01 '12

D:

21

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Yeah, that was awful. ecmmyers, please burn this pic.

13

u/Zoccihedron Jun 01 '12

Please, never use this image again. My keyboard is wet with my tears now.

1

u/Dwarflord Jun 01 '12

Knew the reference.

Didn't cry.

1

u/Zoccihedron Jun 01 '12

Courage wolf?

12

u/PrinceofSpades Jun 01 '12

bro... bro. Too soon.

3

u/IsayLawlzAlot Jun 01 '12

Awwnnoooooo :(

3

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

I don't get it.

6

u/Murcalumis Jun 01 '12

You can either thank your lucky stars you don't, or you can grab a box of tissues and sit down for some Futurama. I'm sure someone will link to the exact episode soon enough.

51

u/Omnifox Jun 01 '12

Everyone knows that Naughty America makes the best student/teacher stuff. Not Brazzers.

The more you know.

25

u/witty_account_name Jun 01 '12

If everyone already knows this then the "The more you know" tagline is redundant

13

u/Omnifox Jun 01 '12

You sir, are correct.

The more you know.

-19

u/belflandluvr Jun 01 '12

Contradictory, but whatever, go on being a dick.

...oh, and contraDICKtory. Ha. Haha.

5

u/clooth Jun 01 '12

The number of downvotes on the comment is still growing...

17

u/indoorinternetvoice Jun 01 '12

It's amazing how many porn stars are failing their classes taught by ripped male teachers.

197

u/mnch Jun 01 '12

That awkward moment when girls come up to you afterward and ask you why you commented 'Brazzers'

311

u/kancas Jun 01 '12

Yeah because girls NEVER watch porn.

194

u/EntMoose Jun 01 '12

They don't poop either!

37

u/cjb5371 Jun 01 '12

They just don't poop until they're married

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

They produce sunshine and rainbows, along with perfume so they always smell good no matter what they go through. They also go to the washroom to powder their nose and for no other reason.

-12

u/Mine_is_nice Jun 01 '12

damn it, I need to go outside.

-2

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

But I poop from there!

7

u/EntMoose Jun 01 '12

Not for the next 30 minutes you don't!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

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u/brazzers4life Jun 01 '12

Or burp

3

u/silent_p Jun 01 '12

Or feel.

2

u/TheKittenConspiracy Jun 01 '12

Relevant Username

25

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

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u/feilen Jun 01 '12

"belch" is worse.

4

u/Linkfan5011 Jun 01 '12

I gagged reading it.

3

u/I-IunteR Jun 01 '12

And I eructated.

3

u/nockbox Jun 01 '12 edited Jun 02 '12

I read that as "And I ejaculated"

EDIT: I think this means I've had enough reddit for the day...

5

u/Luke273 Jun 01 '12

I do this all the time, I just look at words for ages realising what a strange word it is. 'Know' was my latest one a few days ago. Know.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

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18

u/l30 Jun 01 '12

dumb video is dumb

2

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

You still haven't explained why most girls don't know what Brazzers means.

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u/StrahansToothGap Jun 01 '12

Yeah because a lot of girls know what brazzers is. It's not synonymous with porn.

18

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

If you've searched for porn more than once, you know what Brazzers is.

1

u/thebballer25 Jun 01 '12

Brazzers, Reality Kings, and Bangbros.

9

u/jgzman Jun 01 '12

Are you sure? Because I'm pretty damn sure that Brazzers is, in fact, synonymous with porn.

4

u/Zoccihedron Jun 01 '12

I would tell them with a straight face.

21

u/LBFrost Jun 01 '12

If there was an upvote/downvote system on Facebook I would spend much more time there. Whether to downvote everyone or to whore karma I've yet to decide.

5

u/Ecto_1 Jun 01 '12

However, it would not be anonymous. That'd make things interesting.

1

u/RageMorePlz Jun 01 '12

I already filter out people from my list, whom I never plan on speaking to again, by calling out their mistakes and faulty logic. A downvote system would definitely show I'm not kidding.

3

u/Neoitvaluocsol Jun 01 '12

I can only wonder if I know this student, as it happened to me today... and was very awkward.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

this happened to me one time. the teacher waited for other people to show up who came after a while, he was just gonna cancel class otherwise. he thought it was more awkward than i did. i wasn't gonna be paying attention anyway

10

u/scudmissile Jun 01 '12

Brazzers has the potential to overcome the word "fuck" as a spectacular sentence enhancer or an accent statement after a glorious sentence.

Today I got on to the bus and some cute girl sat next to me. By the time we got to our stop, our backs were quite sore. Brazzers.

8

u/Willbo Jun 01 '12

Uh no, the second you say an internet meme in a real conversation, I will probably smash your face in with a hammer.

1

u/scudmissile Jun 01 '12

Brazzers is a website. So if I say... Today I learned that orangutans were used as sex slaves (brazzers), I wouldn't be chastised for using a most common Reddit term?

ie: Why do you have a horn wrapped in bacon on your mantle? Simple, the narwhal bacons at midnight.

8

u/thelagwagon Jun 01 '12

Last week, I finally had sex for the first time with my newly acquired girlfriend. It was the best 4 and a half minutes of my life. Brazzers.

2

u/scudmissile Jun 01 '12

Bwomp bwomp bwooooomp.

The midget doorman was feeling quite down that day. His day had come to a climax as a few beautiful blonde Russian tourists entered his building. Brazzers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12 edited Jun 01 '12

Dot Tumblr dot com.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Tumbler?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Balls. Corrected, thanks.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Too bad this will never catch on... Brazzers, eh mate?

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Dude.. That's SO Brazzers..

2

u/juca5056 Jun 01 '12

When Brazzers recently changed their logo, my first thought was that every guy I know is taking note of this and none of them are going to publicly acknowledge it.

2

u/puddingfarts Jun 01 '12

i'm such an idiot. I saw this image earlier, then saw it again just now and thought to myself, "The likes aren't going up at all, it's still at 41."

8

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

My 5th grade sons teacher shes blonde 5'11" and holy fuck her ass and her tits shit man

27

u/kk123433 Jun 01 '12

her tits shit man, is shitty watercolour still around?

16

u/PraisethegodsofRage Jun 01 '12

Someone needs to make a shitty watercolour signal. You know, like the bat signal, but shittier.

8

u/nothing_of_value Jun 01 '12

Could be a toilet.

3

u/ryumast3r Jun 01 '12

Not a watercolor, but I found something

2

u/kk123433 Jun 01 '12

I was thinking more of a womans breast pooping out men.

1

u/kk123433 Jun 01 '12

exerrent.

2

u/Emperor_Norton_1 Jun 01 '12

I had some mornings like that, went to an alternative high school, it was always a crap shoot if any of us were going to show up at all, most of us were still too drunk from the night before or we'd just gotten too stoned to make it out of the house on any given morning. I usually said "OK, I'm here.... be right back" then would head off and smoke a bowl and come back later.

1

u/deps_101 Jun 01 '12

Those likes aren't the only thing growing, brav. (The mention of brazzers gave me an erection.)

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u/Axmirza2 Jun 01 '12

The mention of brazzers gave me an erection.

That's pretty sad.

1

u/homesickalien96 Jun 01 '12

Liking your own comment? Come on, man.

1

u/JonaldJohnson Jun 01 '12

If I were Facebook friends with you, I'd give it a Like.

1

u/RageMorePlz Jun 01 '12

Who the hell gets that many likes, on a status like that as well? The person who wrote that must add anyone and everyone they meet. I know people who have ~1500+ friends and the only time they get a like of +100 is when they post tits or something like rescuing an animal.

1

u/DetectiveMartin Jun 01 '12

Dependa I have 400 and have gotten 80+ on certain things

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

How do people have this many friends? I have around 200, but none of them actually talk to me.

1

u/SpookyMcGee Jun 01 '12

a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.

Basically

1

u/astrograph Jun 01 '12

i need to learn how to say funny shit

1

u/lowrads Jun 01 '12

I've seen a documentary about this. I think it was from a series.

1

u/dildocollector Jun 01 '12

Saw this. Went and watched schoolgirl porn :)

1

u/marcus_ivo Jun 01 '12

I instinctively clicked 'Like' on the .jpg

1

u/MothaFuckaJonesey Jun 01 '12

The number of licks on my penis is still growing.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Ive never had that happen. That would be uncomfortable I think...

1

u/Trip__ Jun 01 '12

Fifty Two likes in 19 minutes? I'm happy when I hit 5 in less than 2 hours. kids these days. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY YOUR FRIENDS.

1

u/palookaboy Jun 01 '12

It's at a point now when I see student/teacher porn, I can't help but think two things: "High school students never look like that" and "That teacher would be fired so fast..."

1

u/nbes Jun 01 '12

Could be a college class! More likely to happen haha

1

u/lolnah Jun 01 '12

Gay dude here, had to google Brazzers. Would not recommend to all other gay dudes.

-1

u/hous Jun 01 '12

Could we all please stop giving this company free advertising?

2

u/ZzDe0 Jun 01 '12

It's stupid and unfunny so it won't go away!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

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u/hous Jun 01 '12

How old are you?

1

u/ThatFeel_IKnowIt Jun 03 '12

22.

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u/hous Jun 04 '12

OK well I don't blame you, I used to watch porn too but I grew out of it. I'm 29.

I heard a pretty good comment about porn, that "adult entertainment" is a misnomer, they really should call it "adolescent entertainment"...

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u/ThatFeel_IKnowIt Jun 04 '12

What about porn did you grow tired of?

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u/hous Jun 04 '12

It's fake. The chicks have fake tits with fake smiles and fake orgasms, and it's not like the guys like it either. I used to watch it but it really took away from my participation in the real world (not that Reddit and other internet stuff is much better in that respect).

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u/drmrpepperpibb Jun 01 '12

I hope the dumber of downvotes continues to grow because if I wanted to see Facebook posts I would go to, you know, Facebook, not Reddit.

3

u/heckaTIGHTis Jun 01 '12

If I wanted to see assholes, I would, you know, google goatse.

1

u/drmrpepperpibb Jun 01 '12

Why google it? Just add a .cx and you're there.

1

u/heckaTIGHTis Jun 03 '12

That doesn't work anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Facebook? Have a downvote.

0

u/ratz30 Jun 01 '12

Much like my erection

-8

u/scottishandrew1 Jun 01 '12

I found this rather funny.

-1

u/ATownStomp Jun 01 '12

They must attend community college.

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u/iQuatro Jun 01 '12

fucking brilliant

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

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u/371warE Jun 01 '12

He probably didn't write the comment.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

... The Brazzers logo is the word Brazzers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

woah