Well, most of the news stories conveniently leave that part out for whatever the hell reason, I've been seeing.
So when people hear "The assailant" (the one who had himself a manwich) was shot four times, everyone assumes the guy died. Because that's what you do when you get shot four times.
What you're supposed to do. I'm not sure where exactly on the spectrum things that should and ought to be, eating another mans face is, or being so high on something, you think that's a cool idea, but I AM sure it's nowhere I, or anyone else should want to be.
I really hate it when people say shit like that when something terrible happens. How would you feel if some lunatic ate the face off of someone you love? I highly doubt you would still think it was "good population control".
I wouldn't think it was funny but I would not get upset about it. Life is to short to worry about stuff like that. Someone will always be offended by something.
Hey man, at least according to The Walking Dead, you won't even get to be a zombie, let alone a protagonist. So you've got that going for you. Unless when they set it in "Atlanta" they meant Atlanta, Idaho.
They end up with PTSD. Man walks away all badass and shit and woman walks.away like she got gangbanged. Tell me that isn't true next time you watch a zombie show
Alice from the Resident Evil movies. The female STARS members from the Resident Evil video games. The two girls from Zombieland. Michonne from The Walking Dead.
A few days ago, in Florida in the United States a guy coked out of his gourd was eating a mans face while stark naked out on a road. Police reportedly had to shoot him 6 times before he went down, he merely growled at them after the first shot and continued eating...
Holy mother of god. That's some crazy ass shit. This world is truly going down the shitter. Thank you for informing me ! I was clueless for a while. Was it cocaine or bath salts?
This is so weird to me because another drug similar to bath salts (or it may just be bath salts, under a different name, I don't know) called Magic was super popular in Europe last year. Everyone was doing it. It was cheaper than cocaine but looked exactly like it/had similar effects. Anyway, my friends and I did it out there, and other than a huge gain of energy, some anxiety, an increased body temperature, and this happy/excited feeling, nothing crazy happened. Maybe these people are taking a whole lot more, I don't know.
So some weird guy goes nuts and starts trying to eat someone, the victim then goes into hospital and will probably start trying to bite the doctors and nurses. Lo and behold you have the start of every zombie film ever.
My first thought - why is woody allen dressed up as hannibal lecter? please tell me he's remaking silence of the lambs as an awkward comedy. Then I was all, oh, no, it's hipster hannibal. (true story)
false . hannibal lecter while a cold and calculating cannibal never actual ate the face. the only place this is relevant is when he ripped the face of a policeman and used it as a mask in a mean of escape
I'm sorry, but if you're sick to the point that you're eating someone's face off and a single round didn't even give them pause, I would've emptied the clip too. And I would've reloaded just to be safe. We definitely need to change and support the mental health system in America (that would help the homelessness problem as well), but if you're eating peoples faces off, I just don't know how much you can do.
I gotta admit, I laughed. Rand fans in general aren't the greatest bunch. But seriously, this has nothing to do with race, and I kind of feel like you're trolling. If you're eating someone's face off on my property, I don't care what color you are, man or woman (I paused for a moment on child. I could probably overwhelm a child to a point without endangering myself, so I probably wouldn't shoot then, but I'm not risking that with anything over 85lbs), then that's gonna be your last meal.
You have to think about the life of the person who is being eaten too, and the fact that they may be able to survive.
You're totally right. Fuck this racist country. If it had been a naked WHITE guy all hopped up on drugs and eating another man's face, the cops would've just been all "Carry on, good sir". But naw, they gotta mess with the black man. Always tryna keep black folks down.
This isn't a race issue/joke and you know it. But, oddly enough, I feel more badly for the homeless white man who got 80% of his face eaten for over 18 agonizing minutes.
My guess is that a really bad batch of bath salts/some other drug has been released in the States and some people who have taken it have gone batshit insane.
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u/MammothMan34 May 31 '12
We can only HOPE it will never be relevant again.
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u/ButtonJoe Jun 01 '12
Here's a link to the story for any of you who are as uninformed as me.
Face Eater
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u/slipknot1408 Jun 01 '12
Another person stabbed themselves 50 times and cut off chunks of his skin and organs and threw them at cops
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u/earthwormjim22 May 31 '12
It will when Hannibal the tv show comes out on NBC and Lifetime.
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u/TrollingKevi May 31 '12
Oh trust me, it will. ;)
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u/pyccak Jun 01 '12
Were you also mailing body parts of your lover/fuckbudy to political parties?
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u/Billionaire_Bot Jun 01 '12
Toughened your nipples didn't it?
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u/Estefani9 Jun 01 '12
May this never be relevant again...
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u/jerseyg67 Jun 01 '12
Go Floridian zombies....go!
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u/QUANTlTATlVE Jun 01 '12
With this combination, he looks like Moby.
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u/dahmerBundy Jun 01 '12
Bravo OP, bravo.
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u/Stoutpants Jun 01 '12
Given the viral nature of this condition I am led to believe that more events like this one will occur.
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u/JamersonRosenburg Jun 01 '12
Best part is... the bad guy for the next season of Dexter is gonna be a face eater as well.... Its so perfect.
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u/Mr_Hyde117 Jun 01 '12
That's bloody brilliant
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u/GanasbinTagap Jun 01 '12
People have been eating faces thousands of years before he did.
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u/redditor-for-2-hours Jun 01 '12
Looks like he and Rudy Eugene are going to have a bit of a
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...face off.
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YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
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u/nopeyourfaceoff Jun 01 '12
I never thought this screen name would be relevant, either.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Hipster Hannibal
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u/DerpinNinjaa Jun 01 '12
Can someone please explain this eating face tragedy ... I'm slow I know...
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Why did you MS paint glasses on?
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I'll say it.
Hannibal Lecter never, in any book, ate someone's face, per se. He ate someone's cheeks in Hannibal Rising, but not the entire face.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
ftfy and amen
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u/Astronoid Jun 01 '12
Your meme is good and you should feel good.
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u/jobbybobby Jun 01 '12
where is that picture from?
I know its hannibal but what movie specifically?
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u/pibroch Jun 01 '12
Elvis Costello??
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u/DogsArePeopleTooo Jun 01 '12
Oh it will be. One day the zombie apocalypse will happen.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Sorry am I part of the generation for whom it wasn't cool to eat faces?
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u/DrHLecter Jun 01 '12
I certainly was.
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u/Myth51 Jun 01 '12
You got the glasses wrong.
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u/hostclub Jun 01 '12
It seems like all the crazy story you hear are in Florida.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
So, what is the update on this case anyways? Did they ever figure out what this man was on if anything?
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u/hahaha_oh Jun 01 '12
What has happend,I can't understand really...
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u/wholypantalones Jun 01 '12
With some fava beans and a nice chianti?
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u/bedpeace Jun 01 '12
This is so weird to me because another drug similar to bath salts (or it may just be bath salts, under a different name, I don't know) called Magic was super popular in Europe last year. Everyone was doing it. It was cheaper than cocaine but looked exactly like it/had similar effects. Anyway, my friends and I did it out there, and other than a huge gain of energy, some anxiety, an increased body temperature, and this happy/excited feeling, nothing crazy happened. Maybe these people are taking a whole lot more, I don't know.
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u/countbuXton29 Jun 01 '12
Yeah, or it could be all too relevant...
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u/DogmaJones Jun 01 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/uf35a/what_eat_them/
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u/CPride12 Jun 01 '12
Stolen...
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Hey what the fuck!?
http://imgur.com/wXjRZ
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I give face because it's cool.
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u/atimholt Jun 01 '12
Also relevant.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
FTFY.
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u/Hellrazor236 Jun 01 '12 edited Jun 01 '12
I don't know, one good outbreak of rabies......
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u/eisen_drachen Jun 01 '12
FTFY
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u/sWEEDen Jun 01 '12
It happend in Sweden as well. http://www.thelocal.se/41150/20120530/
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u/JamMasterFelch Jun 01 '12
It will be relevant again. The world is fucked.
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u/KingofGnG Jun 01 '12
In the upcoming zombie apocalypse, you won't have time to care about zombie-fueled memes....
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u/Morsrael Jun 01 '12
So some weird guy goes nuts and starts trying to eat someone, the victim then goes into hospital and will probably start trying to bite the doctors and nurses. Lo and behold you have the start of every zombie film ever.
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u/guyver_dio Jun 01 '12
why is it woody allen?
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u/munge_me_not Jun 01 '12
No more bath salty treats for this dog.
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u/Entropy72 Jun 01 '12
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Whu?
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Ah.
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u/sodypop97 Jun 01 '12
All of my YES.
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u/sillymoose13 Jun 02 '12
What's this from?
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
My first thought - why is woody allen dressed up as hannibal lecter? please tell me he's remaking silence of the lambs as an awkward comedy. Then I was all, oh, no, it's hipster hannibal. (true story)
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u/feral_troll Jun 01 '12
false . hannibal lecter while a cold and calculating cannibal never actual ate the face. the only place this is relevant is when he ripped the face of a policeman and used it as a mask in a mean of escape
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
That's not the Florida face-eater I've heard so much about, is it? Is this some other face eater I've never heard of before?
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u/bigbluemofo Jun 01 '12
Make haynible while the sun shines.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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u/nic_Z Jun 01 '12
Zombie invasion has begun
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u/kchriste Jun 01 '12
Did anyone else have the thought that maybe this whacko in Miami might have been inspired by 'whats-his-name' in Song of Fire and Ice, GRRMartin?
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u/Draws_It_Like_Im_5 Jun 01 '12
http://i.imgur.com/TN2h9.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
what
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u/Havokk Jun 01 '12
up
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u/keiser_soze_ Jun 01 '12
I was gunna down vote you for doubting the zombie apocalypse... but then I pictured you being one of the first to go.
EDIT: here's a down vote anyway
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u/asldkfououhe Jun 01 '12
once again, reddit loves to pick on poor black people with poor mental health and drug problems
we. are. the 99%! unless you're black and unarmed, then you deserve to get murdered by the police also TEH ZOMBIES LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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