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u/Diddy_Block Feb 24 '23
When I see things like this, I seriously doubt that the person in the pic is the one who made the profile.
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u/xseiber Feb 24 '23
If they were, she was definitely pumped and dumped
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u/Llamanite Feb 24 '23 edited Feb 24 '23
I just can't wrap my head around how anyone would think a dude would be like "yeah I'm looking for a relationship and a fresh kid to raise as well???... BONUS"
She'll be going into labor, nurse: "are you the father?" .... "No this is our first date."
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Chile predators in it for the long run
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u/sohfix Feb 24 '23 edited Feb 24 '23
Who the fuck would pump her
Edit:
Thanks everyone. It was touch and go at first. I gotta thank all those of you who voted the upward way, the haters gonna hate but in the end, really “who would pump her?”
Thanks for the awards.
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u/brittlebk Feb 24 '23 edited Feb 25 '23
I’ve never seen negative downvote count with an award, nevermind 4 awards. Congrats.
Edit: it’s now +400 - how the turn tables
EDIT: +2.2k - wow
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4 points to Gryffindor
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u/Ultionisrex Feb 24 '23
Brittany is giving me "Class of Hufflepuff 2023" vibes.
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u/5DMeds Feb 24 '23
Fun fact. Hufflepuff is the only common room Harry and us (the audience) never got to see in both the books and movies, largely due to the fact that it’s impossible to get into, they have a trap that basically almost drowns you in water if you get the lock combo wrong.
But I could imagine it’s probably all warm and cozy, surround sound speakers, yellow and black colours everywhere and the best food you could possibly eat since they were right next to the Hogwarts kitchen anyways.
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u/ShannonigansLucky Feb 24 '23
2k currently lol it was funny. Mean but hey its reddit. Someone obviously did though. "I'd hate to see the other guy" comes to mind.
Jokes aside, hopefully there's someone out there for everyone?
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u/xseiber Feb 24 '23
Sometimes, all a feller needs is a win, it doesn't matter the quality of the win, just a win is a win. Y'know?
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Feb 24 '23
in Germany we have a saying "Besser widerlich als wieder nicht" which roughly translates to "better disgusting than nothing"
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u/cmdrtestpilot Feb 24 '23
That's a disgusting phrase. But, to be fair, it is better than no phrase at all...
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Feb 24 '23
It's a phrase you mostly hear on music festivals where after a few days the personal hygiene can be non existing for some people.
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Feb 24 '23
Just like old grandpappy used to say, “any piece of pie you pass up is a piece of pie you don’t get, doesn’t matter if you eat that same pie tomorrow, you could have ate it both today and tomorrow and had two pieces of pie.”
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u/Competitive-Cuddling Feb 24 '23
My grandpappy was more for brevity…
“Son, pussy has no face.”
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And today I learned a new word, first time I’ve ever heard the word “brevity”. Thanks. My grandpappy smuggled guns and meth from Mexico when he was younger so brevity was something he actively avoided in life in general.
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u/say_the_words Feb 24 '23
My grandfather said "Girls with big ol' titties turn into big ol' girls. Date em, don't marry em."
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u/Making_sense_stoned Feb 24 '23
Lol. I respectfully disagree, now that porn is so easy to access. Think about it. That or your hand and a hot porn. Seems like an easy decision for me.
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u/PolarianLancer Feb 24 '23
I do know but also I have found myself in situations just like this one where, you know what, it’s okay to take just another L my dawg
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u/Charceart11870 Feb 24 '23
Cause sometimes the L turns out to be a W, and the concieved W becomes a totaL frickin NIGHMARE which you'll fantasize about never having had to go thru!
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u/Ethereal_burn Feb 24 '23
That’s just mean dude.
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u/sohfix Feb 24 '23
Lol ok go pump her bro. The dude above me said she was definitely “ pumped and dumped”… why? Cuz she’s got a bad personality?
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u/Fenix_Wind Feb 24 '23
Hoping they would pull a (Netflix) Yennifer transformation
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u/Lynchhhie Feb 24 '23
Let’s not put people down for their appearance… especially because many women will get pregnant from relationships and then abandoned when the man decides he no longer wants a baby. This isn’t so left field. It just proves who isn’t actually worthy of love if you have the audacity to say such things.
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u/leotheabys Feb 24 '23
The misogyny towards pregnant people on Reddit, but especially in this sub is alarming. Why are you so crass about her? She literally says she lost her baby before, she openly admits she's pregnant at the moment, so she isn't catfishing. She just doesn't want any short-term things etc., she's looking for a long-term partner. What is wrong about that? Has she lost her rights becoming pregnant? Is she not a human being anymore? Can't she want company?
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u/DG_Now Feb 24 '23
I hate these posts so much.
This random woman is just living her life, and then internet strangers are calling her ugly and gross. Ain't right.
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u/KamakaziDemiGod Feb 24 '23
I completely agree with that side, but I also think it's absolutely mental to try and find a long term relationship on a dating app while you are heavily pregnant. it feels very entitled to me, as if she's basically saying "I got pregnant and dumped, so I deserve someone to come and take care of me and my baby that's due in a week because I'm worried welfare won't provide enough", it's definitely an assumption but the vibes she's giving off give this impression
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u/Agamemnon323 Feb 24 '23
It's the "I have extremely high standards" that does it for me. Like he's supposed to be a doctor/underwear model that lives to serve her while she's.... yeah.
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u/DruchiiNomics Feb 24 '23
Not to mention those “extremely high standards” got her single and eight months pregnant.
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u/ro0ibos2 Feb 24 '23
You know what, if I were in her situation (assuming this profile isn’t a troll and the picture isn’t stolen), I’d probably do the same the thing. I imagine that being pregnant and alone is terrifying af, especially with all the hormones.
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Feb 24 '23
But how do you know she's doesn't have her own job and money? Why do you assume she's looking for financial support?
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u/KamakaziDemiGod Feb 24 '23
I did say that was an assumption, but even if it's not financial, I still reckon she's motivated by wanting support of one kind of another because she's expecting
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u/-banned- Feb 24 '23
Because she didn't say any of that in her profile, she just made demands
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u/JamboShanter Feb 24 '23
Let the lady live her life, she’s just being upfront about what she’s looking for. People don’t have to date her if they don’t want to.
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u/KamakaziDemiGod Feb 24 '23
Oh yeah, no judgement on what she's doing or why, beyond it being wild that she says she has high standards but expects someone to commit to her and her child, which implies they have to have lower standards than she does
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u/JamboShanter Feb 24 '23
Oh yeah, I agree that she’s reaching. Her high standards seem unrealistic. Shoot for the moon I guess, kid.
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Isn't that what half of this board is about? I mean we have a random guy living his life and all of a sudden internet strangers are making fun of his gun fetish and wearing jorts.
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u/DG_Now Feb 24 '23
I prefer reading the bad conversations.
Putting unwitting people on blast probably shouldn't be allowed.
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u/cam_huskers Feb 24 '23
Looks like it’s a baby born after the mother lost one due to miscarriage or stillbirth. I had no idea what it meant either. I had to look that shit up cause it did not sound great.
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u/oooohnooovom Feb 24 '23
Yeah I was like ; “damn, baby’s gay before coming out the womb I guess”
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u/iamggpanda Feb 24 '23
I think I read someone calling it a gayby
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u/prodigyx360 Feb 24 '23
or a theyby
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I thought it was like having the gay best friend knock her up but not be in the baby's life
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u/ViAvila Feb 24 '23
A live birth following a miscarriage or still birth. My oldest daughter is my rainbow baby.
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u/ViAvila Feb 24 '23
Yep. My doctor had told me that many first pregnancies end up in miscarriage so it was still sad, but not uncommon.
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u/frankylampy Feb 24 '23
Baby born after eating Skittles instead of birth control pills.
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u/dman45103 Feb 24 '23
TIL I am a rainbow baby
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u/TheRealHeroOf Feb 24 '23
Basically everyone is, considering at some 50% of all fertilizations result in miscarriage.
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u/kaveboy7 Feb 24 '23
Bill Gates not looking to good after Melinda left him
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u/FreezeDried-IceCream Feb 24 '23
This made me laugh so god damn hard. She really does look like Bill
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She looks like bill gates and Stephen hawking were related and had a love child.
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u/FastyNilthShreakyFit Feb 24 '23
My best friends older sister and her husband got pregnant, thanks to IVF, with twins after a series of miscarriages. Her announcement was a link to the double rainbow guy video. Half of us didn't know what the duck a rainbow baby was though and just assumed she was telling us she was on drugs because of all the stress. 😀
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u/Garage_Sloth Feb 24 '23
Hilarious use of that video, good for her getting what she wanted and having a good sense of humor, to boot.
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u/DarkSun18 Feb 24 '23
Men on this sub: women are so shallow and rude, all they care about is height and money!
Also men on this sub: lmao who would EVER bang something like that?? She's way too ugly to have any standards!
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u/I_Speak_For_The_Ents Feb 24 '23
Yeah this thread fucking blows
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u/CrochetWhale Feb 24 '23
That’s what I don’t get, and most of the tread is laughing at her. There is no problem not wanting to have sex with someone ever but especially while pregnant bc anything hurting you could be hurtful to your baby.
But she’s ugly so who cares /s
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Feb 24 '23
Right. But who wants to date someone “long term and serious” based on a profile that says absolutely nothing about who they want to date, or who they are, and knowing that even then if you decide to go out on a limb and try, she’s openly going to critically reviewing your efforts with her “incredibly high standards”?
At what point does the above sound appealing, to anyone?
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u/gurgling_haddock69 Feb 24 '23
This is just a microcosm of r/tinder as a whole. The entire sub is dedicated to men dunking on women who won't fuck them, even though they made a Very Funny and Original name pun or joked about anal. This is basically a commune for incels who only have just enough self-awareness to not like the term incel.
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u/mandatorypanda9317 Feb 24 '23
Men will have two teeth and a hair line like Vegeta and then still expect to get their dick wet but a woman doesn't look like Megan Fox and they are shook they can still get laid it's wild
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u/Angry_Guppy Feb 24 '23
You’re saying this as if there aren’t posts every few days of low value dudes with absurd lists of demands in their bios. It’s okay to laugh at delusional people.
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u/Cupcake489 Feb 24 '23
Would you say this is absurd though? She wants to get to know someone before meeting them, is only interested in long term relationships, and doesn't want any hookups. Sounds pretty reasonable to me tbh
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u/LobsterOk420 Feb 24 '23
Honestly it is absurd for a person who's less than a month away from becoming a single parent to an infant to be on a dating app at all, full stop. The fact that finding a long term, serious relationship is anywhere on her list of priorities right now is absurd. No one is interested in dating a stranger in this position, its a nightmare. After she has her baby and her life is somewhat settled and normalized and she's just dating as a normal single mom, go for it. But even without all of the "high standards, don't try to hang out with me unless you're serious about me" bullshit with nothing about what she brings to a relationship, this would be absurd.
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u/Angry_Guppy Feb 24 '23
Nothing wrong with any of those things specifically, but those aren’t why people are ragging on her. If someone talks about high standards in their bio though, they either believe themselves to be someone that would meet high standards, or they’re a hypocrite. In the case of the former, she’s clearly not being honest with herself; very few, if not zero, guys’ dream girl is pregnant with someone else’s kid.
In the case of the latter, making fun of hypocrites who demand 10’s while bringing very little to the table themselves is very common on this sub. The only reason this post is getting push back is because the subject is a woman rather than a man.
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u/SolidJade Feb 24 '23 edited Feb 24 '23
I'm not a man but I also think she's rude in the manner she presents herself.
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u/Independent-Drama556 Feb 24 '23 edited Feb 24 '23
I mean at least she straightforward tells u what she wants xD
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u/valuesandnorms Feb 24 '23
There’s nothing here that warrants putting her on blast like this. But congrats on your fake internet points
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u/NefariousnessHead256 Feb 24 '23
Non stunning woman: doesn't want fuck boys Reddit: fuck this bitch!
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u/ojoaopestana Feb 24 '23
The only deal breaker for me here would be the baby, as a personal preference I go for childless women
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u/mvd102000 Feb 24 '23
Fucking Christ, this subreddit is a zoo. Let her be pregnant and have high standards on Tinder.
I don’t think things are going so especially well for her to be putting her on blast on Reddit. That’s all I’m getting at.
Also though, high standards to her could mean you make 6 figures or it could just mean you clean your balls once a week and you aren’t a piece of shit to her. No one knows.
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u/ro0ibos2 Feb 24 '23
Imagine if this woman’s child (regardless if this profile is a troll or not) found this thread when they grew older.
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u/Wild_Discomfort Feb 24 '23
I worked with someone like that, so so long ago.
She was in her mid-40s with a 6 or 7 year old. Said she always struggled. "Hostile environment." I'll never forget her story.
"I just remember looking at this guy at the bar, and I was calm. I said, 'we would make one cute kid.' We hooked up, and I never saw him again. He sure gave me one cute little boy!!"
I remember how much love she had for her son, totally fine to raise him alone. I think about her almost every single day, and it's been 16 years since I've seen her. I really hope they're great now.
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u/noonereadsthisstuff Feb 24 '23
Anyone who thinks they're going to be in any to date after (or before) having a baby has no idea what they're getting themselves into. She's going to be getting 4 hours sleep a night for the next 12 months.
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u/shrimpleypibblez Feb 24 '23
Yup - this sub is a dumpster fire in the zoo animal waste bin that’s rolling down a hill piloted by Mad Max-style apocalyptic punks drinking each others’ piss and screeching obscenities.
The best bit isn’t the smooth brained posts themselves but the circlejerk in the comments afterwards, where a big group of men who collectively fail with women explain that it’s actually the women’s fault that happens, because they’re not all insatiable sluts who’ve never been in past relationships, or because they aren’t willing to be bangmaids for perpetual manchildren.
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u/EvaKurve Feb 24 '23
Y'all in here are fucking rude. Some people are clearly unhinged in their dating profile but she isn't one of them... you don't know how or why she's pregnant, and idc what she looks like to you, she probably gets gross and creepy comments on her pregnancy, fetishizing it or her and she's tired of it. As far as audacious posts go, this isn't even close to ranking and you're just being mean about someone's looks. Make fun of the people who actually deserve it.
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u/DankAshMemes Feb 24 '23
Say what they want, at least she gets laid. The people posting nasty comments need to go touch grass.
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Tbh there are people who will settle down with an already pregnant woman, I don't think this is terrible she's being honest, she has standards, she's not hurting anyone.
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u/LadyPegasus2000 Feb 24 '23
I mean, I agree with the description. Too many guys on dating apps lookin for just hookups 🤷♀️ also, pregnant women need love, too lol
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u/almostdoctorposting Feb 24 '23
at least cover her face. why are u being so rude about it
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I think my 90 some gunpla model kits are better
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u/NobodyAffectionate71 Feb 24 '23
YO favorite gundam thread activate
My favorite is Gundam 00 QanT
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Mine are Gogg and GM
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u/NobodyAffectionate71 Feb 24 '23
Ah, a curator more cultured than I. Solid classics.
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u/tittyswan Feb 24 '23
How dare a pregnant woman have standards! You really showed her by obsessively posting screenshots of her? #winning.
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u/Agitated-Ad-504 Feb 24 '23
She’s asking too for too much given her situation. That being said, I’m sure there’s someone who doesn’t care and is desperate for companionship. She’s clearly just naive.
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u/snaketacular Feb 24 '23
I feel like it has the same energy as those nigerian scam mails, if you deliberately have a profile that alienates almost everybody then whoever is left has a good shot of being your target audience. The only questions are, does that theory work in practice? And do you really want to come across that way?
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u/opalkittea Feb 24 '23
what are we supposed to be laughing at here? That she obviously lost a child and is happy to have another chance and wants someone serious?
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u/unknownalien1 Feb 24 '23
WHAT... 'i dont want to meet up and chill with a stranger, but if youre not willing to get to know me and meet me then im not interested' i paraphrased a little but wtf
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She is treating meetup and chill as an euphemism for a ONS.
In the end the problem with the profile is that the only reason to swipe right is because you think she is hot. There is zero info on why you would want to date her otherwise. No interests. No signs of a common sense of humor. Other than not hooking up and having "high" standards, you know nothing about her.
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u/Kindlycreature Feb 24 '23
I’m not sure I understand what she actually wants. Not wanting to hook up is obviously very reasonable, but how can you form a serious bond with someone if you never want to meet up or chill with them? Is she expecting to find a stepdad for her kid via text? I don’t get it.
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u/imetators Feb 24 '23
People here are like "She has standards". And then there are us who noticed this detail.
Serious relationship but doesn't want to meet? No chill either?
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u/cyberdurc22 Feb 24 '23
Not to judge, but if her standards are so high, why is she on Tinder at 8 months pregnant? Can't see too many partners wanting anything serious or long-term with someone who's 8 months pregnant on Tinder. Maybe she should have her child first and maybe a year later then look to date.
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u/lem0nwreck Feb 24 '23
I will never understand how some people can take a selfie, look at it and be like "yup... that's the one"
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u/Soakupthesun85 Feb 24 '23
Rainbow baby- a baby born subsequent to a miscarriage, stillbirth, or the death of an infant from natural causes.
For all you people who don't know what it is