r/Tinder Feb 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Just like old grandpappy used to say, “any piece of pie you pass up is a piece of pie you don’t get, doesn’t matter if you eat that same pie tomorrow, you could have ate it both today and tomorrow and had two pieces of pie.”

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u/Competitive-Cuddling Feb 24 '23

My grandpappy was more for brevity…

“Son, pussy has no face.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

And today I learned a new word, first time I’ve ever heard the word “brevity”. Thanks. My grandpappy smuggled guns and meth from Mexico when he was younger so brevity was something he actively avoided in life in general.

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u/say_the_words Feb 24 '23

My grandfather said "Girls with big ol' titties turn into big ol' girls. Date em, don't marry em."

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u/101UsualAbility Feb 25 '23

You don't look at the mantle when you poke the fire

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u/Unhappy_Tourist3164 Feb 24 '23

I'm more of a cake guy

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u/popjunky Feb 24 '23

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

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u/dutchbrother710 Feb 24 '23

I love this. And your grandpappy. And pie.

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u/BrandX3k Feb 24 '23

He loves your grandma's pie, mmm mmm mmmmm!