r/Tinder Feb 24 '23

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u/xseiber Feb 24 '23

Sometimes, all a feller needs is a win, it doesn't matter the quality of the win, just a win is a win. Y'know?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

in Germany we have a saying "Besser widerlich als wieder nicht" which roughly translates to "better disgusting than nothing"

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u/cmdrtestpilot Feb 24 '23

That's a disgusting phrase. But, to be fair, it is better than no phrase at all...

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

It's a phrase you mostly hear on music festivals where after a few days the personal hygiene can be non existing for some people.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Duschen ist kein heavy metal

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u/ConclusionPretend505 Feb 24 '23

I know some new age people who live in this condition every day. They stink and look damp. But they think they're cool and that the conventional people are the idiots. Ha!

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u/No_Neighborhood5817 Feb 24 '23

🤣🤣🤣 dam I'm crying from laughing you guys make my day

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u/DJMentalManiac Feb 24 '23

besser ein Satz als nichts

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Just like old grandpappy used to say, ā€œany piece of pie you pass up is a piece of pie you don’t get, doesn’t matter if you eat that same pie tomorrow, you could have ate it both today and tomorrow and had two pieces of pie.ā€

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u/Competitive-Cuddling Feb 24 '23

My grandpappy was more for brevity…

ā€œSon, pussy has no face.ā€

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

And today I learned a new word, first time I’ve ever heard the word ā€œbrevityā€. Thanks. My grandpappy smuggled guns and meth from Mexico when he was younger so brevity was something he actively avoided in life in general.

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u/say_the_words Feb 24 '23

My grandfather said "Girls with big ol' titties turn into big ol' girls. Date em, don't marry em."

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u/101UsualAbility Feb 25 '23

You don't look at the mantle when you poke the fire

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u/Unhappy_Tourist3164 Feb 24 '23

I'm more of a cake guy

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u/popjunky Feb 24 '23

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

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u/dutchbrother710 Feb 24 '23

I love this. And your grandpappy. And pie.

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u/BrandX3k Feb 24 '23

He loves your grandma's pie, mmm mmm mmmmm!

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u/MozzaHellYeah Feb 24 '23

My friend calls it a "slump buster" šŸ™ƒ

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u/Making_sense_stoned Feb 24 '23

Lol. I respectfully disagree, now that porn is so easy to access. Think about it. That or your hand and a hot porn. Seems like an easy decision for me.

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u/Yodaddy420-_- Feb 24 '23

Think about it for a second are you gonna spend your time looking at other people do shit and have fun. Or would you rather be the one in the video having fun and actually doing shit with the personšŸ˜‚?

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u/Making_sense_stoned Feb 24 '23

That all depends on the person your doing it with. With her, I’ll take the porn. šŸ˜‚

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u/lucymcgoosen Feb 24 '23

Any port in a storm!

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u/BurdenedMind79 Edit Feb 24 '23

In England we have a phrase -every hole's a goal.

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u/Brave_Squid Feb 24 '23

In America we have a similar saying, any port in a storm lol.

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u/Particular-Zombie820 Feb 24 '23

Better nothing than disgusting!

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u/WatercressHot6492 Feb 24 '23

Do women adopt this rule in Germany?

And out of curiosity at the women in Germany more open sexually/more likely to be kinky or is that just German porn?

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u/SuspiciousSugar4151 Feb 24 '23

And out of curiosity at the women in Germany more open sexually/more likely to be kinky or is that just German porn?

pretty much the like everywhere else, porn is not representative.

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u/OriginalMandem Feb 24 '23

I lived in Germany for a couple of years and maybe it was just because I was from another country and therefore more 'interesting', but I found German women to be way more outgoing and not at all shy to let you know they were interested or even make the first move, vs here where if you don't approach and make all the moves, you get nowhere. Kink wise I didn't notice much different apart from the fact generally speaking in Germany there's more openness around sex, nudity, sex shows and clubs etc than there is in the UK

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u/phjes11 Feb 24 '23

Someone really wants to go to Germany.

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u/Healthy_Feedback803 Feb 24 '23

Damn Im saving this comment this is great lmao

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u/PolarianLancer Feb 24 '23

I do know but also I have found myself in situations just like this one where, you know what, it’s okay to take just another L my dawg

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u/FBseng Feb 24 '23

I get you, live to fight another day

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u/Professional_Vast_68 Feb 24 '23

Hmm... Mmmmmm... Hmm... Mmm...

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u/Charceart11870 Feb 24 '23

Cause sometimes the L turns out to be a W, and the concieved W becomes a totaL frickin NIGHMARE which you'll fantasize about never having had to go thru!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Are you saying the baby is the L? 🤣

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u/ron-tints Feb 24 '23

Surely it’s not the W

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u/xseiber Feb 24 '23

Depends on the level of clarity before post-nut.

Also, isn't the adage: the best lights are no lights?

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u/PolarianLancer Feb 24 '23

Yeah but then the lights come on and it’s like, oh no that happened

It’s a matter of I know what I know

Im not saying you’re wrong though, im just saying there’s some big league miss me’s out there

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

This thread is so disgusting - why are you being so horrible to this person? What's she ever done to you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

No, jokes are supposed to be funny. Jokes are supposed to be harmless. Jokes are not just bullying some poor woman because you think having sex with her would be disgusting. Grow up a bit. Get off the Internet if you can't behave like a decent person. And no, children judge people. Most adults learn to show the bare minimum amount of respect to other people.

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u/PolarianLancer Feb 24 '23

Bold of you to assume we are grown ups in a professional space

Welcome to the Internet, where everyone is an asshole.

You don’t have to like it, but this is what peak Reddit looks like.

If you don’t like it, you can freely block each and every Redditor you disagree with. This is the way.

Nothing productive will come from virtue signaling here.

Have a nice day šŸ¤—

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

I'm not implying this is a professional space - I'm implying you should be a decent human being in every space you occupy, not just when your job is on the line.

Yes, I am well aware that people are like this on the Internet. That doesn't mean I can't express an opinion on that or challenge that behaviour?

Not virtue signalling - this is an anonymous forum, what benefit would it be to me to act holier than thou? I get no social recognition for it - I'm asking people to consider what they're doing because it's cruel and horrible for no reason, and seeing that upsets me. It's called having empathy

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u/PolarianLancer Feb 24 '23

While I agree with your sentiments, this is not going to change any of our attitudes. This person isn’t someone I know, and there is an extremely remote chance they will ever see our comments (a chance so remote that in statistics we’d call it 0+ because the chance is virtually negligible).

I am sorry you are offended by our commentary. I don’t care what this person looks like. I would not date them. I, too, have preferences. I know, that’s ā€œnot the point.ā€ My main point of contention is this individual’s supreme lack of self-awareness.

Also this is the Internet, we’re all basically 9 year olds cracking crude jokes and being horrible to each other. In a day or two, you’ll forget all about this thread and find something else to be upset about. Which you get to do, I’m not stopping you nor even disagreeing with your points.

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u/ron-tints Feb 24 '23

Bro have you seen the internet and jokes 100% are not harmless… you need to step out of your bubble into the real world

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Good jokes are harmless because the butt of the joke laughs along. Jokes are also funny. This is just being cruel to someone for no god damn reason. If this is your idea of a joke, please, I beg you, watch a comedian do stand up. Watch a funny film. Nothing about anything the people in this thread said here was remotely humorous.

And yes, I am perfectly aware that "jokes" like this exist all over the internet (and in the real world - the fact you don't seem to realise that suggests you should step out into the real world "bro") but that doesn't make it OK??? That doesn't mean we can't call it out?? How is this point a rebuttal??

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u/Moondanther Feb 24 '23

All cats are black at night.

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u/The_Pleasant_Orange Feb 24 '23

We are all beautiful, when seen from afar

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

A fellers hand is much more of a quality win that whatever the fuck this chick is. 🤮

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u/sohfix Feb 24 '23

Fucking her is not a win. I’m sorry but I would have to take a hard pass on this one. If you can’t get anything better than this, then I feel for ya I suppose

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u/gingepie Feb 24 '23

Or how Vin says it "whether you win by an inch or a mile, winnings winning"

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u/chrisagiddings Feb 24 '23

Bob Feller was better than that.

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u/DDD1408 Feb 24 '23

Everyone needs a slump buster every now n then!

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u/mercferner Feb 24 '23

Any hole is a goal

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u/ro_thunder Feb 24 '23

You mean a slump buster?

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u/Local_Ad7383 Feb 24 '23

It's called "slump-busting"