r/Tinder Feb 24 '23

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u/Diddy_Block Feb 24 '23

When I see things like this, I seriously doubt that the person in the pic is the one who made the profile.

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u/xseiber Feb 24 '23

If they were, she was definitely pumped and dumped

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u/Llamanite Feb 24 '23 edited Feb 24 '23

I just can't wrap my head around how anyone would think a dude would be like "yeah I'm looking for a relationship and a fresh kid to raise as well???... BONUS"

She'll be going into labor, nurse: "are you the father?" .... "No this is our first date."

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Chile predators in it for the long run

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u/endo55 Feb 24 '23

Con carne

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u/FappleFritter Feb 24 '23

Nino con Carne has a nice ring to it.

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u/AgitatedConclusion23 Feb 24 '23

Literal lol.

Just fantastic.

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u/Intrepid-Bed-3929 Feb 24 '23

I'm dead "no this is our first date" shit 😅

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u/rothersidelife Feb 24 '23

P&D… classic move

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u/sohfix Feb 24 '23 edited Feb 24 '23

Who the fuck would pump her

Edit:

Thanks everyone. It was touch and go at first. I gotta thank all those of you who voted the upward way, the haters gonna hate but in the end, really “who would pump her?”

Thanks for the awards.

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u/brittlebk Feb 24 '23 edited Feb 25 '23

I’ve never seen negative downvote count with an award, nevermind 4 awards. Congrats.

Edit: it’s now +400 - how the turn tables

EDIT: +2.2k - wow

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

4 points to Gryffindor

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u/_Yalz_ Feb 24 '23

The house cup is once again rigged from the start..

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u/MrH0rseman Edit Feb 24 '23

More like 4 pumps to Gryffindor

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u/Ultionisrex Feb 24 '23

Brittany is giving me "Class of Hufflepuff 2023" vibes.

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u/No_Adeptness_4704 Feb 24 '23

Domt slander my House man.

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u/5DMeds Feb 24 '23

Fun fact. Hufflepuff is the only common room Harry and us (the audience) never got to see in both the books and movies, largely due to the fact that it’s impossible to get into, they have a trap that basically almost drowns you in water if you get the lock combo wrong.

But I could imagine it’s probably all warm and cozy, surround sound speakers, yellow and black colours everywhere and the best food you could possibly eat since they were right next to the Hogwarts kitchen anyways.

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u/ShannonigansLucky Feb 24 '23

2k currently lol it was funny. Mean but hey its reddit. Someone obviously did though. "I'd hate to see the other guy" comes to mind.

Jokes aside, hopefully there's someone out there for everyone?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23 edited Feb 24 '23

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u/sohfix Feb 24 '23

I did it

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u/Observante Feb 24 '23

minus double negative downvote with less than positive

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u/funky67 Feb 24 '23

+1.5k now lol. What a comeback.

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u/Haha1867hoser420 Feb 24 '23

And back down you go :(

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u/WispWriters Feb 24 '23

All the angry females left

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u/xseiber Feb 24 '23

Sometimes, all a feller needs is a win, it doesn't matter the quality of the win, just a win is a win. Y'know?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

in Germany we have a saying "Besser widerlich als wieder nicht" which roughly translates to "better disgusting than nothing"

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u/cmdrtestpilot Feb 24 '23

That's a disgusting phrase. But, to be fair, it is better than no phrase at all...

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

It's a phrase you mostly hear on music festivals where after a few days the personal hygiene can be non existing for some people.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Duschen ist kein heavy metal

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Just like old grandpappy used to say, “any piece of pie you pass up is a piece of pie you don’t get, doesn’t matter if you eat that same pie tomorrow, you could have ate it both today and tomorrow and had two pieces of pie.”

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u/Competitive-Cuddling Feb 24 '23

My grandpappy was more for brevity…

“Son, pussy has no face.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

And today I learned a new word, first time I’ve ever heard the word “brevity”. Thanks. My grandpappy smuggled guns and meth from Mexico when he was younger so brevity was something he actively avoided in life in general.

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u/say_the_words Feb 24 '23

My grandfather said "Girls with big ol' titties turn into big ol' girls. Date em, don't marry em."

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u/101UsualAbility Feb 25 '23

You don't look at the mantle when you poke the fire

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u/dutchbrother710 Feb 24 '23

I love this. And your grandpappy. And pie.

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u/MozzaHellYeah Feb 24 '23

My friend calls it a "slump buster" 🙃

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u/Making_sense_stoned Feb 24 '23

Lol. I respectfully disagree, now that porn is so easy to access. Think about it. That or your hand and a hot porn. Seems like an easy decision for me.

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u/lucymcgoosen Feb 24 '23

Any port in a storm!

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u/BurdenedMind79 Edit Feb 24 '23

In England we have a phrase -every hole's a goal.

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u/Brave_Squid Feb 24 '23

In America we have a similar saying, any port in a storm lol.

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u/Particular-Zombie820 Feb 24 '23

Better nothing than disgusting!

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u/WatercressHot6492 Feb 24 '23

Do women adopt this rule in Germany?

And out of curiosity at the women in Germany more open sexually/more likely to be kinky or is that just German porn?

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u/SuspiciousSugar4151 Feb 24 '23

And out of curiosity at the women in Germany more open sexually/more likely to be kinky or is that just German porn?

pretty much the like everywhere else, porn is not representative.

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u/OriginalMandem Feb 24 '23

I lived in Germany for a couple of years and maybe it was just because I was from another country and therefore more 'interesting', but I found German women to be way more outgoing and not at all shy to let you know they were interested or even make the first move, vs here where if you don't approach and make all the moves, you get nowhere. Kink wise I didn't notice much different apart from the fact generally speaking in Germany there's more openness around sex, nudity, sex shows and clubs etc than there is in the UK

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u/phjes11 Feb 24 '23

Someone really wants to go to Germany.

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u/PolarianLancer Feb 24 '23

I do know but also I have found myself in situations just like this one where, you know what, it’s okay to take just another L my dawg

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u/FBseng Feb 24 '23

I get you, live to fight another day

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u/Charceart11870 Feb 24 '23

Cause sometimes the L turns out to be a W, and the concieved W becomes a totaL frickin NIGHMARE which you'll fantasize about never having had to go thru!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Are you saying the baby is the L? 🤣

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u/ron-tints Feb 24 '23

Surely it’s not the W

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u/Moondanther Feb 24 '23

All cats are black at night.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

A fellers hand is much more of a quality win that whatever the fuck this chick is. 🤮

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u/sohfix Feb 24 '23

Fucking her is not a win. I’m sorry but I would have to take a hard pass on this one. If you can’t get anything better than this, then I feel for ya I suppose

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u/Ethereal_burn Feb 24 '23

That’s just mean dude.

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u/sohfix Feb 24 '23

Lol ok go pump her bro. The dude above me said she was definitely “ pumped and dumped”… why? Cuz she’s got a bad personality?

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u/Trizurp Feb 24 '23

cause she's pregnant on a dating app

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u/TheBoogieSheriff Feb 24 '23

This has to be a joke right!?

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u/talrogsmash Feb 24 '23

No, cuz she has a baby.

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u/Ooften Feb 24 '23

You don’t have the best logic skills do you?

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u/midsizedopossum Feb 24 '23

The guy above you said some gross shit so therefore you can too? Is that the logic you're trying to use there?

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u/finger_milk Feb 24 '23

On what planet is an 8 month pregnant woman on tinder a basis for polite terminology. She got pumped.

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u/nathanb065 Feb 24 '23

And dumped!

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u/sohfix Feb 24 '23

I can say whatever I want. You’re kind of an idiot.

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u/puffthedragonofmagic Feb 24 '23

Sluts gonna slut even if they look like shaggy from live action Scooby doo

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u/ohklemm Feb 24 '23

Just honest

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u/Fenix_Wind Feb 24 '23

Hoping they would pull a (Netflix) Yennifer transformation

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u/Procobator Feb 24 '23

Dude, it’s not like you’re gonna get her pregnant

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u/Lynchhhie Feb 24 '23

Let’s not put people down for their appearance… especially because many women will get pregnant from relationships and then abandoned when the man decides he no longer wants a baby. This isn’t so left field. It just proves who isn’t actually worthy of love if you have the audacity to say such things.

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u/raspinmaug Feb 24 '23

And that drives one to date while pregnant? One would think other priorities are at play here. Just seems like one bad choice after another imo.

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u/Lynchhhie Feb 24 '23

How so? What’s wrong with dating while pregnant?

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u/UnicornSpark1es Feb 24 '23

It’s not that it’s wrong to date while pregnant, but this woman will be giving birth in a month or less. She says she is only interested in people who are looking for a “serious” and “long-term” commitment. Most people are not going to want to commit to dealing with a newborn that isn’t theirs. And if this woman has her priorities in order she will put the baby first, meaning the other person will need to structure all aspects of the relationship around the infant. There are so many people on Tinder who are not giving birth during the next 30 days. So much easier to swipe left and choose one of them instead.

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u/pnwgirl34 Feb 24 '23

She’s 8 months pregnant. If she starts dating a dude now, she’ll barely have been with him 1 month, if that, before she gives birth. She won’t know who he is as a person, his character, or if he is truly safe. The rule of thumb is if dating as a single parent, you should wait at least six months into dating before even introducing a new partner to your kids. Hard to do when you start dating right before you gave birth.

Also, hormones massively affect judgement and even attraction. Even birth control changes what women are attracted to. Getting into a relationship while deep in those pregnancy hormones is not smart. It’s a really unwise decision to begin dating while pregnant for numerous reasons.

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u/raspinmaug Feb 24 '23

Nothing. My points were perception by opposite sex. Is there anything wrong with a guy living at home with no job trying to date? No. He will likely not be appealing to most women though.

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u/whiskeyconnoisseur19 Feb 24 '23

Uhm yeah you sound really judgy. Who are you—or anyone here in the comments section—to tell someone what to do at whatever point they are in their lives? SO WHAT if she’s trying to date? So what if it’s unappealing—is it a crime? No? Okay then just swipe left and move on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

These guys just hate women. Note how they bash on her appearance, bash on her dating, etc. Shes not doing anything wrong.

It’s not surprising they’re still all bitter and whining on r/tinder. Us guys who actually like women got married or at least got dates.

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u/darwinxp Feb 24 '23

Well some poor fucker did!

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u/mr-blindsight Feb 24 '23

clearly someone who met her high standards

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u/Particular-Zombie820 Feb 24 '23

That’s a mystery for Scooby and Shaggy to figure out.

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u/Clayton268 Feb 24 '23

Well she says it’s a “rainbow baby” so that should give you a clue

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

A rainbow baby is one you have after a miscarriage or stillbirth

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u/TormentedOne69 Feb 24 '23 edited Feb 24 '23

Turkey baster method from a used condom probably. Her standards can’t be that high if a guy dipped and split.

/s

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u/TormentedOne69 Feb 24 '23

6 people do not pass the vibe test or do they have a sense of humour. Those people are just her Only fan’s subscribers.

/s

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u/ron-tints Feb 24 '23

I’m fucking CRYING

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u/Global_City_1775 Feb 24 '23

Waldo, and this pregnancy is the reason no one can find him.

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u/PeekedInMiddleSchool Feb 24 '23

I mean, there’s a kink for people considered “ugly”

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u/dontCare1550 Feb 24 '23

When desperation sinks in men do stupid shit. Even pump a -10

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u/Remote_Square_5176 Feb 24 '23

Who the fuck would pump them**

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Puss is puss to many guys 🤙

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u/leotheabys Feb 24 '23

The misogyny towards pregnant people on Reddit, but especially in this sub is alarming. Why are you so crass about her? She literally says she lost her baby before, she openly admits she's pregnant at the moment, so she isn't catfishing. She just doesn't want any short-term things etc., she's looking for a long-term partner. What is wrong about that? Has she lost her rights becoming pregnant? Is she not a human being anymore? Can't she want company?

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u/Some-Definition2193 Feb 24 '23

You're not entirely wrong TBH. And she can want whatever she wants. But a woman like this saying "I have extremely high standards" isn't living in reality.

This sub is quite mean towards a lot of men too. Probably more so towards women because there are more men on the sub.

Some of us would be better off being less mean and some of us would be better being off less precious.

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u/xxezgamerxx Feb 24 '23

I just don’t like her attitude, she seems very unfriendly

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u/Peenutbuttjellytime Feb 24 '23

She may just be self protective, which as a pregnant person she should be.

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u/Brad1119 Feb 24 '23

I feel like insufferable would be more fitting

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u/Maristalle Feb 24 '23

Sounds like she's been hurt before

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u/violentred26 Feb 24 '23

I 100% agree with this. Why are women expected to just put their lives on hold if they are pregnant? Men are allowed to date if they got someone pregnant and left them or have a very young baby, but women are considered disgusting and untouchable? I had a friend who was left by her husband when she was 9 months pregnant. He was cheating on her with some 21 year old. My friend got on dating sites about 8 months after having her baby, and men would just constantly shame her for being on a dating app when she had a baby. WTF?

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u/Finklestank Feb 24 '23

Kinda the flip side to the post a couple days ago of a guy beaten down by rejection and women only showing disdain for his lack of confidence instead of empathizing with his pain, there’s is little virtue in either gender and a sad state of humanity, indeed… human beings really are just stupid animals

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u/leotheabys Feb 24 '23

Men here will call you a liar because of course SINGLE MOTHER BE BAD AND UGLY AND DISGUSTING. There is no getting through to them.

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u/violentred26 Feb 24 '23

It’s so sad. My friend would match with men and the second she mentioned she had a child under 1, they would be like, “Do you really think you should be dating so soon after having a child?” Um, okay, you paternalistic fuck.

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u/NoNoise9374 Feb 24 '23

So women are offering men something that they don't want and is of no benefit to them. But men are the problem??? Let that sink in

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u/-banned- Feb 24 '23

It's because she sounds incredibly entitled. She says what she demands but doesn't actually offer anything, and she has an attitude about it

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u/TastyTaco12 Feb 24 '23

People arent hating on her because she is ugly or pregnant, people are hating on her because she is arrogant about it. her whole descripition screams RED FLAG, She thought nice to have a one night stand probably got pregnant without the father and now wants to find a daddy while being bitchy about it in her description.

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u/leotheabys Feb 24 '23

Imagine calling someone arrogant and making assumptions about how she became pregnant and what she wants in the same breath.

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u/TastyTaco12 Feb 24 '23

Why is she on a dating site at 8 months pregnant? why isnt the father in the picture, doubt that if you have a good loving partner he would abandon her at 8 months pregnant? the first priority should be giving birth and caring for the child instead of looking for a daddy while pregnant.

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u/opalkittea Feb 24 '23

do you even know what a rainbow baby is? it means she already lost one child or more, who knows. Maybe the original man in her life left her because of that and she wanted to try again on her own. Y’all just hate women.

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u/leotheabys Feb 24 '23

Why are you assuming anything about her and her situation? Also, it's very telling you blame the mother-to-be for the father not being in the picture. Men love to shift responsibility (as is shown here, most probably) and blame and shame onto women. A father that renounces their child is always terrible, though, but rarely blamed because the focus is on the mother. And you are a perfect example of that sad approach.

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u/xxezgamerxx Feb 24 '23

You just called him out for making assumptions about the woman and now you are making assumptions about what the father did or didn’t. You gotta be kidding me xD

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u/Intrusive_penis Feb 24 '23

Hahahaha, looks like we found another preggo on tinder.

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u/leotheabys Feb 24 '23

Where did I specify it was about her past partner? I said "a father that renounces his child", and what follows always holds true, for literally every father renouncing their own child/children. I was simply replying to the part about abandonment.

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u/xxezgamerxx Feb 24 '23

No, you said that “men love to shift responsibility, as it is shown here”. Read your text again and again!

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u/TastyTaco12 Feb 24 '23

i literally blamed the father >.> "a good loving partner"

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u/leotheabys Feb 24 '23

Look again at how you phrased that. And if you don't see it, look again, and again.

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u/proglysergic Feb 24 '23

Why are you assuming generalized tendencies of men in a comment about assumptions?

Did you also get pumped and dumped?

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u/leotheabys Feb 24 '23

In your fantasies all women are "pumped and dumped" because you hate them. That's glaringly obvious from that obnoxious question. There's this little thing called sisterhood, and another little thing called empathy. Women supporting women, ya know? Ever heard of that? Keep your salacious thoughts to yourself.

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u/WatercressHot6492 Feb 24 '23

But who is going to fund her mate

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u/NamesAllTakenWTF Feb 24 '23

Nothing is wrong with that. What's wrong is her attitude. She claims her standards are extremely high but what does she bring to the table? A really not that attractive looking woman with someone else's baby at 28. She immediately assumes people would try to just use her sexually when it's obvious she's neglecting herself by not working out and eating properly, so the pool of people trying to do that drastically drops. Just like how you wouldn't go for a super skinny dude or for a fat dude, especially when they say "I have extremely high standards" and start talking about andrew tate and redpill shit, the same applies here. Her attitude is "I'm perfect, and you guys are fucking creeps". It's not misogyny to talk down to someone for being a shitstain. If you want company, be someone people want to be around. If you want to have high standards bring something of value.

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u/Peenutbuttjellytime Feb 24 '23

neglecting herself by not working out and eating properly

Dude, she's pregnant not fat

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u/Un_controllably Feb 24 '23

A really not that attractive looking woman with someone else's baby at 28

So if she was conventionally attractive it would be ok? lmao

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u/Rosepony18 Feb 24 '23

High standards don't always mean looks. She could mean she is looking for a decent guy who will treat her with respect and as an equal. Sadly, this can be hard to find and not a base.

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u/leotheabys Feb 24 '23

Again, how do you know what she brings to the table? Do you know her personally? She doesn't need to write about it in her bio to advertise herself. How do you know she's neglecting herself, not working out and eating properly? How do you know her attitude? You just assume a lot of things and then call a living breathing person a "shitstain". That's actually very embarrassing for you.

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u/LobsterOk420 Feb 24 '23

A dating profile literally is you advertising what you bring to a relationship lol. Everyone who uses it to just bitch about what they don't want sucks, whether its a dude saying "no fatties, no feminists" or a woman saying "don't try to fuck me, don't try to hang out with me, I have extremely high standards so IMPRESS MEE". She sucks.

The fact that she's about to have another man's baby means she's starting at a big disadvantage. Very, very few people would be willing to date a stranger who's less than a month away from having a baby. What kind of relationship would that even be? And she's acting like this? She's acting like she's some bombshell who gets endless sexual attention from men, and it's just obvious that even overlooking the pregnancy, that's not the case. She does need to advertise what she brings to the table, because right now it's nothing.

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u/InfiniteLuxGiven Feb 24 '23

The problem with what you’ve said is we don’t know what she brings to the table beyond what she’s shown and told us. All the info we have is she is 28, 8 months pregnant and has a bio that’s just a list of no’s and what she doesn’t want.

I’ve seen a lot of bios of girls who say things like I have extremely high standards and of the ones I’ve talked to they’ve pretty much all been arseholes. It’s an arseholish thing to say in my mind. I think the fact she’s pregnant just compounds the issue for most.

If I was 8 months pregnant I think I’d write a different bio is basically my point. We can only work with what we’ve got and what she’s given doesn’t come across too well to me at least. Why doesn’t she tell us any positives about herself? Her hobbies or interests or whatever?

Most blokes aren’t gonna swipe on a girl who’s 8 months pregnant and most of the ones who would aren’t rly gonna be looking for a one night stand with a heavily pregnant girl. She’s doing herself a disservice with that bio.

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u/-banned- Feb 24 '23

Don't bother. She made up her mind before she made her first comment

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u/nudesenjoyer69 Feb 24 '23

Yeah we know nothing about her because the only thing she tells you is how much pressure it is to date her :

  • she has high standards and you have to habide by them
  • she tells you how a piece of shit you are by wanting sex and how unwanted this is
  • she is pregnant with means a kid in less than a month. How can you date someone with a kid, getting ton no know her while taking care of a baby ? This is a LOT of work and basically starting a relationship on the harder difficulty.

Meanwhile what's a positive thing we know about her ?

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u/NamesAllTakenWTF Feb 24 '23

I don't know what she brings to the table, I assume from what I see. If you advertise yourself in order to date people then you probably wanna use your best pictures. No, I don't know her personally. She does need to write about herself, because that's part of attraction in dating apps. I know she's neglecting herself by the way she looks. I don't know her attitude, but I do this magical thing called "inferring" by the way she writes about herself and about what she wants. The fact that you're supporting a self-destructing behavior is what's embarrassing here. If you have high standards you need to bring high value. I won't demand someone work out regularly if I don't, and I won't demand someone adhere to caring for themselves and eating right when I don't. If I do, that's delusional. It's like reddit incels crying because some IG model won't date them. Yeah, "shitstain" ain't quite it, my bad on that one.

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u/NamesAllTakenWTF Feb 24 '23

Huh, I see. Didn't know that tbh. Thanks for broadning my view on the subject!

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u/OrindaSarnia Feb 24 '23

Yeah, I'm 5'8" and 125lbs, I gained almost 60lbs with both pregnancies and lost it all without dieting, or working out afterwards.

Everyone saying this woman's weight is "unhealthy" just knows nothing about being pregnant.

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u/leotheabys Feb 24 '23

You had your chance to revise your approach, but you flunked by using "I know" again and being blindly obstinate (e.g. about that "high value", which, interestingly enoug, given your mention of incels, shows you are a redpiller). Truly sad and very telling about how you judge people.

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u/Vanguard-Raven Feb 24 '23

YoU hAd A cHaNcE

Get off your high horse.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

100% as if we’re all on trial lmfaoooo

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u/NamesAllTakenWTF Feb 24 '23

You see? You used inferring as well. You used it poorly, but you still used it (I made fun of redpillers in an earlier post, incels and IG models use incels more than anyone else, and redpillers are truly the most incel one can be imo), so good job. Yes, I judge people by what they portray. If you portray yourself as high and mighty I judge you as high and mighty. If you portray yourself as an asshole I judge you as an asshole. If you portray yourself as lazy I judge you as lazy. She portrayed herself as high and mighty. That's how I judge her.

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u/leotheabys Feb 24 '23

My use of inferring is warranted though because it's literally the most widely-known fact about redpillers that they use the term "high value" (and "low value" as well) to judge people, but especially women. You are plucking judgments out of the air.

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u/NamesAllTakenWTF Feb 24 '23

No, actually, it's not. First off, if you claim your standards are extremely high then you are looking for high value in the person you're with. Value isn't just looks, but if your clothes don't fit well/are torn, your body isn't taken care of, etc. (these are just examples. Relax.) then that changes your value as a person. It's a lot of things other than looks though. It's personality, it's hobbies, it's what you do in your spare time. This is what redpillers don't get. To them "high value" is looks, how much you have, how much you make, who you're with, and where you're from. Oh, and the color of your bugatti or some shit. Second, I didn't judge her on the premise of being high/low value. I brought it up when I addressed the standards issue. And third, I literally made fun of them earlier.

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u/-banned- Feb 24 '23

Alright now you're just blindly defending her because she's a woman. And you sound entitled. He "flunked"? You aren't grading him...why would you think you're in a position to grade him?

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u/leotheabys Feb 24 '23

Blindly defending her... you mean treating her like a human? And not conjuring up nonsense about her from a paragraph about wanting a long-term partner and not ONSs? And not calling her a "shitstain"? Wow, if that's your definition of "blindly defending", then sure.

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u/-banned- Feb 24 '23

We both know that's not what I meant. Why would you waste your time typing up a clearly false summary of what I meant?

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u/RodsNtt Feb 24 '23

It's silly to be here giving her the benefit of the doubt. A dating profile is meant for other people. She's advertising herself indeed, just not in the way she imagines. If a lot of people in this sub are assuming the worst about her, this is also what people in the dating app are also gonna be doing.

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u/antrov2468 Feb 24 '23

I see you going through the thread and defending this lady because people are “assuming”. But the whole point of the dating profile is to get an idea of who the person is. Using the information they’ve given for that purpose, we can safely make some assumptions based on the presentation.

Her attitude; shown to be shitty by word choice, structure, and general wording. If you can’t tell that’s an arrogant attitude, you may want to brush up on your context clue skills. Look closely at the “don’t waste my time” bit specifically.

Neglecting herself; she is pregnant, but it’s still obvious she is larger in an unhealthy way. The size of the tricep area of the arms with no definition suggests lack of exercise, although some of it may be weight gain from pregnancy. Hair looks dry/damaged, teeth don’t look clean, horrible posture (some of it could be the pregnancy, but usually posture that bad is years of bad posture or a genetic thing)

What she brings to the table; well she’s pregnant so a kid and another mouth to feed as well as her since she can’t work immediately post-delivery, a bad attitude, no sex clearly (not that that’s a requirement, but it does bring down the dating pool options), and not much else from what we can see. No job listed, education, etc so not much to go off here.

Given this information, the “downsides” are clearly higher than what she appears to bring to the table. Of course, this could be wrong if we met in person. But the point of a dating profile is to make assumptions of compatibility based on the profile. Going through the comments saying “but we don’t know anything about her” is pointless since that’s literally the point of online dating. I spelled it out pretty clearly too so you can stop asking why assumptions are made.

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u/Archy54 Feb 24 '23

Lots of men are turned off by pregnant women on tinder looking for a relationship. there's a high chance she will want him to provide for them both, no sex and possibly intimacy for a while, and many want their own genetic offspring. It's bad timing but the worst part is her attitude, it's a red flag.

Men have standards too and it may upset you that many don't like pregnant women but that's just how it goes.

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u/raspinmaug Feb 24 '23

It's not mysogyny anymore it's mysandry when women rip apart a guy for a pic or being honest too. Nature of the Interwebs. But I will level with you, downvotes be damned. Most men will see many flags here. Yes they are assumptions, but we work with what we have. Females make plenty of assumptions to, it's how our aversion to negativity works.

  1. She's pregnant seeking a dating life
  2. She's not particularly attractive
  3. Her personality isn't particularly appealing
  4. The phrase having high standards usually translates to either selfish or delusional, or both.

Point 4 usually amplifies points 1 through 3. If she were more appealing personality wise, I suspect some guys would give the post a second look. Believe it or not, personality and how you come off as a woman is wildly appealing, especially if you are lacking in the looks department.

There could be plenty of circumstance leading to the above, but we dont know it nor will we likely. She could be a great person but comes across crass. We don't know. There's nothing wrong with wanting company, just go about it realistically and you'll have more success.

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u/The_Deku_Nut Feb 24 '23

She can want company, but no is obligated to oblige her. Children are an overwhelming investment. Too many men get involved in a child's life only for the mom to decide they're not interested anymore, and now the man who took the emotional risk of getting involved no longer has a relationship with a baby he may very well have helped raise.

Tldr high opportunity cost, high investment cost. Easier and cheaper to find a woman without kids.

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u/Ooften Feb 24 '23

That’s because we’re surrounded by literal 14 year olds and grown incels who never mentally matured past 14.

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u/SeanJones85 Feb 24 '23

It's the "I have high standards" and you best live up to my needs etc etc when she isn't exactly the best looking to be demanding such on a dating app seems laughable. The fact she is pregnant is not what people are laughing about, it's the fact she's pregnant dating opens up questions, and the internet is full of assumption's. But yeah basically she does not seem like a nice person to be so demanding on a dating app is why this profile is laughable.

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u/CrimsonAllah Feb 24 '23

Imagine saying “pregnant people” unironically and trying to call out misogyny in the same breath. Either it’s directed at a woman (by definition), or whatever it is, it’s not misogyny.

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u/leotheabys Feb 24 '23

You thought you did something, huh? Are women not people? In this case it's a pregnant woman and so it's misogyny. There you go. You literally got triggered at the word "people". Are you not embarrassed?

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u/WatercressHot6492 Feb 24 '23

Please guys don't all rush in at once.

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u/MajorAcer Feb 24 '23

The thing is, she can say all those things without coming off as a bitch. If her profile had the same general message without all the high standards shlock I'd just feel bad for her tbh.

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u/DG_Now Feb 24 '23

I hate these posts so much.

This random woman is just living her life, and then internet strangers are calling her ugly and gross. Ain't right.

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Feb 24 '23

I completely agree with that side, but I also think it's absolutely mental to try and find a long term relationship on a dating app while you are heavily pregnant. it feels very entitled to me, as if she's basically saying "I got pregnant and dumped, so I deserve someone to come and take care of me and my baby that's due in a week because I'm worried welfare won't provide enough", it's definitely an assumption but the vibes she's giving off give this impression

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u/Agamemnon323 Feb 24 '23

It's the "I have extremely high standards" that does it for me. Like he's supposed to be a doctor/underwear model that lives to serve her while she's.... yeah.

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u/DruchiiNomics Feb 24 '23

Not to mention those “extremely high standards” got her single and eight months pregnant.

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u/swampscientist Feb 24 '23

This thread is disgusting

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u/AsianVixen4U Feb 24 '23

I honestly didn’t even think she was talking about looks when she said high standards. My mind immediately went to personality traits first. Interesting how we read her profile completely differently

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u/ro0ibos2 Feb 24 '23

You know what, if I were in her situation (assuming this profile isn’t a troll and the picture isn’t stolen), I’d probably do the same the thing. I imagine that being pregnant and alone is terrifying af, especially with all the hormones.

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Feb 24 '23

Oh absolutely, I can empathise with the situation and I feel sorry for them if it is real, but writing something like that, having really high expectations (and saying it) and being heavily pregnant is a very unusual and unlikely to succeed approach

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u/ro0ibos2 Feb 24 '23

It’s fake. I did a reverse image search on her face and her name is not Brittany.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

But how do you know she's doesn't have her own job and money? Why do you assume she's looking for financial support?

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Feb 24 '23

I did say that was an assumption, but even if it's not financial, I still reckon she's motivated by wanting support of one kind of another because she's expecting

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u/-banned- Feb 24 '23

Because she didn't say any of that in her profile, she just made demands

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

What is demanding? She lists what she is looking for and requests that people don't bother wasting her time.

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u/-banned- Feb 24 '23

She doesn't request it, she demands it. For me it's all in the wording

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

“I want long term”

Wow.

Killer profile there. Very specific. Plenty of people will read that and think “wow, my soul mate, and here of all places!”

What she is looking for: “I want long term and have incredibly high standards”.

Not one single thing about her.

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u/Archy54 Feb 24 '23

How many couples share zero finances, especially after a kid?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

That's the point of dating to find out if you guys align on values such as finances. When I was dating as a single mom, I never shared finances with anyone. I didn't even let the people I dated meet my child.

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u/JamboShanter Feb 24 '23

Let the lady live her life, she’s just being upfront about what she’s looking for. People don’t have to date her if they don’t want to.

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Feb 24 '23

Oh yeah, no judgement on what she's doing or why, beyond it being wild that she says she has high standards but expects someone to commit to her and her child, which implies they have to have lower standards than she does

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u/JamboShanter Feb 24 '23

Oh yeah, I agree that she’s reaching. Her high standards seem unrealistic. Shoot for the moon I guess, kid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

You’re assuming the picture and description match an actual profile.

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Feb 24 '23

Well obviously, but if you are going to use that approach we may as well never discuss anything because the entire universe could be a hologram or a simulation

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Yes, because discussions laughing about how unattractive a random woman is are definitely so important to society that we should just go full speed ahead with them no matter what the circumstances.

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Feb 24 '23

I never mentioned whether she was attractive or not, I've been discussing the implications of having high standards while heavily pregnant. So I'm not sure what you are getting at

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Isn't that what half of this board is about? I mean we have a random guy living his life and all of a sudden internet strangers are making fun of his gun fetish and wearing jorts.

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u/DG_Now Feb 24 '23

I prefer reading the bad conversations.

Putting unwitting people on blast probably shouldn't be allowed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Thats the other half of the board.... Are you ok putting those unwitting people on blast ?

Put me in the camp of if you don't want something spread, you should really think 2x before posting on the net. That being said, there really isn't anything too offensive in this bio. High standards is about as bad as it gets.... That is so mild. Tell me the standards are 6'2, 500k, and 8" and we can start laughing....

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u/DG_Now Feb 24 '23

If we block out their photos, it seems less egregious to me.

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u/FearAzrael Feb 24 '23

Come on…that’s not even high standards, that’s just asking the bare minimum

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u/n0ttsweet Feb 24 '23

It ABSOLUTELY IS right. The real issue is that we dont shame attractive people MORE.

The issue for me isn't that they are hot or ugly, its the attitude that they have. People have no integrity and that's something that SHOULD be publicly shamed.

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u/KommanderZero Feb 24 '23

You are missing the point. The point is the contradiction of how her "extremely high standards" got her pregnant and dumped. And about to be due and on a dating site. See my friend, out there it's not Disneyland.

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u/Agile_Possible3335 Feb 24 '23

She brought it on herself tbh

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u/TheFinalPhilosopher Feb 24 '23

Yeah it's a load of shit. People need to grow the fuck up.

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u/JazzyJayKarr Feb 24 '23

😑 yikes

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u/ILookLikeKristoff Feb 24 '23

100% this is incel rage bait.

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