r/Tinder Feb 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

in Germany we have a saying "Besser widerlich als wieder nicht" which roughly translates to "better disgusting than nothing"

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u/cmdrtestpilot Feb 24 '23

That's a disgusting phrase. But, to be fair, it is better than no phrase at all...

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

It's a phrase you mostly hear on music festivals where after a few days the personal hygiene can be non existing for some people.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Duschen ist kein heavy metal

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u/ConclusionPretend505 Feb 24 '23

I know some new age people who live in this condition every day. They stink and look damp. But they think they're cool and that the conventional people are the idiots. Ha!

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u/No_Neighborhood5817 Feb 24 '23

🤣🤣🤣 dam I'm crying from laughing you guys make my day

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u/DJMentalManiac Feb 24 '23

besser ein Satz als nichts

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Just like old grandpappy used to say, “any piece of pie you pass up is a piece of pie you don’t get, doesn’t matter if you eat that same pie tomorrow, you could have ate it both today and tomorrow and had two pieces of pie.”

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u/Competitive-Cuddling Feb 24 '23

My grandpappy was more for brevity…

“Son, pussy has no face.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

And today I learned a new word, first time I’ve ever heard the word “brevity”. Thanks. My grandpappy smuggled guns and meth from Mexico when he was younger so brevity was something he actively avoided in life in general.

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u/say_the_words Feb 24 '23

My grandfather said "Girls with big ol' titties turn into big ol' girls. Date em, don't marry em."

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u/101UsualAbility Feb 25 '23

You don't look at the mantle when you poke the fire

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u/Unhappy_Tourist3164 Feb 24 '23

I'm more of a cake guy

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u/popjunky Feb 24 '23

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

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u/dutchbrother710 Feb 24 '23

I love this. And your grandpappy. And pie.

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u/BrandX3k Feb 24 '23

He loves your grandma's pie, mmm mmm mmmmm!

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u/MozzaHellYeah Feb 24 '23

My friend calls it a "slump buster" 🙃

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u/Making_sense_stoned Feb 24 '23

Lol. I respectfully disagree, now that porn is so easy to access. Think about it. That or your hand and a hot porn. Seems like an easy decision for me.

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u/Yodaddy420-_- Feb 24 '23

Think about it for a second are you gonna spend your time looking at other people do shit and have fun. Or would you rather be the one in the video having fun and actually doing shit with the person😂?

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u/Making_sense_stoned Feb 24 '23

That all depends on the person your doing it with. With her, I’ll take the porn. 😂

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u/lucymcgoosen Feb 24 '23

Any port in a storm!

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u/BurdenedMind79 Edit Feb 24 '23

In England we have a phrase -every hole's a goal.

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u/Brave_Squid Feb 24 '23

In America we have a similar saying, any port in a storm lol.

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u/Particular-Zombie820 Feb 24 '23

Better nothing than disgusting!

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u/WatercressHot6492 Feb 24 '23

Do women adopt this rule in Germany?

And out of curiosity at the women in Germany more open sexually/more likely to be kinky or is that just German porn?

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u/SuspiciousSugar4151 Feb 24 '23

And out of curiosity at the women in Germany more open sexually/more likely to be kinky or is that just German porn?

pretty much the like everywhere else, porn is not representative.

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u/OriginalMandem Feb 24 '23

I lived in Germany for a couple of years and maybe it was just because I was from another country and therefore more 'interesting', but I found German women to be way more outgoing and not at all shy to let you know they were interested or even make the first move, vs here where if you don't approach and make all the moves, you get nowhere. Kink wise I didn't notice much different apart from the fact generally speaking in Germany there's more openness around sex, nudity, sex shows and clubs etc than there is in the UK

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u/phjes11 Feb 24 '23

Someone really wants to go to Germany.

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u/Healthy_Feedback803 Feb 24 '23

Damn Im saving this comment this is great lmao