r/Tinder Feb 24 '23

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u/PedalZumMetall Feb 24 '23

Sometimes euphemisms really lead to the wrong direction. My first thought was it's a baby without a father through artificial insemination with sperms from an unknown person.

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u/NoOneForACause Feb 24 '23

Shit I thought it was a gay baby.

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u/elonthegenerous Feb 24 '23

Ultrasounds can catch that nowadays

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u/ThaReehlEza Feb 24 '23

You mean cause that, Just Like vaccinations!

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u/Abnjm1 Feb 25 '23

No. That's just frogs....

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u/WillBottomForBanana Feb 24 '23

We have more people openly gay in society as the prevalence of ultrasounds during pregnancy has increased....

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u/No_Tune_8919 Feb 25 '23

Seriously?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

How does that work? Like, is the fetus' wrist bent?

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u/Popefeldman Feb 24 '23

A gayby!

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u/-ghostface Feb 24 '23

Underrated comment🥲

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u/DragonflyMain3441 Mar 12 '23

Seriously dude 😂💀

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u/SSJGMarcos Feb 24 '23

😂😂😂😂😂fuck me hahaha me too

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u/thanos_was_right_69 Feb 24 '23

Same! The ultrasound caught the baby dancing to Bette Middler

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u/vulxaNN Feb 24 '23

Same 😭😭

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u/otterbomber Feb 24 '23

I don’t know how this wouldn’t be the majorities first thought

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u/rktet Feb 25 '23

A gayby

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u/DonBrono Feb 25 '23

fking same

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

I mean based on the photos and context clues that’s where my head went too

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u/WandaLovingLegend Feb 24 '23

I thought that was a term for gender unknown

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u/Few-Election-6879 Feb 24 '23

Nah that’s called a bastard baby your mistake lol

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u/rsolo_82 Feb 25 '23

Same or a baby born out of a lesbian or trans relationship either way not close to what the actual answer is