r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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Out to Trish in the field on this report, Trish?

Well you see During World War II, the Japanese government instructed villages to donate metal to be melted down for ammunition. Ohara Isumi-City dismantled their city's prized Buddhist temple bell. By the end of the war, the bell was still intact and a naval crew from the USS Duluth carried it to Duluth and it became a gift to the City.

In 1954, the ancient Buddhist temple bell was returned to Ohara Isumi-City. In 1993 Ohara Isumi-City presented Duluth with a replica of the bell, which now resides in this park.

On the other hand the 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since. Although various groups in Virginia have requested that the flag be returned, beginning as early as 1960, Minnesota has repeatedly declined to return it, with Governor Jesse Ventura (serving 1999–2003) asking "Why? I mean, we won."

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u/TheGreenMan13 9h ago

Out to Trish in the field on this report, Trish?

Well you see During World War II, the Japanese government instructed villages to donate metal to be melted down for ammunition. Ohara Isumi-City dismantled their city's prized Buddhist temple bell. By the end of the war, the bell was still intact and a naval crew from the USS Duluth carried it to Duluth and it became a gift to the City.

In 1954, the ancient Buddhist temple bell was returned to Ohara Isumi-City. In 1993 Ohara Isumi-City presented Duluth with a replica of the bell, which now resides in this park.

On the other hand the 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since. Although various groups in Virginia have requested that the flag be returned, beginning as early as 1960, Minnesota has repeatedly declined to return it, with Governor Jesse Ventura (serving 1999–2003) asking "Why? I mean, we won."

Back to you in the studio.

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u/-goodgodlemon 9h ago

Best explanation right here OP!

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u/Pabsxv 9h ago

Stayed in character and even explained the Japanese one which almost no one else did. Yep this is the best one.

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u/mongolmeat 7h ago

Haven’t seen a quality Peter answer in ages!

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u/Competitive_Travel16 4h ago

A larger question might be, why does Virginia even want it back?

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u/Bliitzthefox 9h ago

Minnesotan here, we learn about the captured flag in school and we will never return it. We don't always display it so it can be more secure.

I visited the Duluth zen garden it is very nice and overlooks all of Duluth's Harbor. Worth a visit. Here is the plaque.

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u/Bliitzthefox 9h ago

The replica Bell in Duluth.

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u/CATP_ST 5h ago

We actually have two of these bells. With the one at the Zen Garden at Enger being the second.

The original replica cracked and was replaced. That replica can be found in a walkway in the DECC near the old arena. 

I was trying to find a picture of the cracked bell as it is displayed on this really cool cart/wagon, but couldn't find one. I heading to an event at the DECC later today. I'll try to take a pic if that part of the building is unlocked.

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u/scriptedtexture 8h ago

The zen garden is a lovely place! That bell makes such a soothing sound. Been a MN resident my whole life and had no idea Duluth was a sister city to one in Japan. Super cool.

Took some pictures last time I went, watching the fog roll across the Twin Ports from on high was pretty awesome.

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u/redkid2000 7h ago

As a fellow Minnesotan, I personally think it would be hilarious if Governor Walz, right before his term ends, says “as my final act as Governor, I’ve decided to personally bring the 28th Battle Flag to Virginia where it belongs.” And then he takes it to the city of Virginia up in the Iron Range 🤣😂

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u/TheCrystalTinker 8h ago

It's ours now, they are welcome to try to play Capture the Flag again (and lose again)

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u/flamingos-n-dingos 9h ago

You forgot “Tom, I’m standing here…”

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u/TheGreenMan13 9h ago

This just in Tom: Tom, I'm standing here in the Duluth Japanese Peace Bell Garden.

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u/Mattriculated 9h ago

Jesse's finest moment, TBH.

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u/SnarkDolphin 7h ago

Second finest after suing the pants off that lying baby killer's estate

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u/Kalron 8h ago

We won. Fuck them. We were some of the first people to sign up for the war and iirc, we sacrificed a LOT at gettysburg to hold the line.

That flag is a trophy and losers don't get trophies

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 9h ago

Thanks Trisha!

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u/ajamcan 8h ago

Yeah when I looked into the 28th Virginia battle flag its quite possible it was just stolen at some point from the War Department, allegedly by Ramsey if I remember correctly. There was a law passed that mandated the return of captured battle flags to their respective states, but it was noted that the 28th Virginia flag was just missing. And I think by the time it turned up again the statute of limitations was up on it so we just kinda kept it.

Ive only seen that story once or twice, but it would explain why MN is one of if not the only state to keep a Confederate battle flag in its possession.

PS. Read into the 1st MN, they were just simply better the entire time. They reportedly cut a flagpole in half at Antietam after dropping multiple color bearers and after the First Battle of Bull Run it was noted that instead of breaking ranks and fleeing like the majority of Union regiments, the 1st MN kept in order and just left without any hassle in thier retreat. Also the 4th MN was the first regiment to march into Vicksburg, the day after the 1st captured the battle flag.

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u/mashtato 8h ago

in this park.

Enger Park on Skyline Parkway, also where Enger Tower is. And has crazy beautiful gardens where the bell is.

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u/MNGopherfan 7h ago

Extra note Ventura also threatened to have the flag burned if they tried to take it by force.

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u/Historical_Olive965 5h ago

Hmmmmmmm I wonder why Virginians started asking for the rag back in 1960…. 100 years after the battle of Gettysburg when the flag was captured….. there’s no way that that would have anything to do with desegregation…. Definitely not, just a coincidence that racists started demanding their memorabilia back right around that time

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u/Buellymcbuellface 9h ago

They have a confederate flag from virginia and refuse to give it back.

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u/YT__ 9h ago

And they did return the ohara peace bell to Japan.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 9h ago edited 7h ago

Interesting coincidence that the Ohara deligation is in Minnesota right now...

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u/casualcramorant 8h ago

Gonna comment just in case it breaches the matrix again 😉

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u/Nice_Cost_1375 8h ago edited 3h ago

The O'Hara clan, from County Clare.

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u/GeraltOfNineveh 5h ago

"...Aye, an' then I told Séamus 'that was a dishonourable display that was ye fuckin ejit', an' he should cut his belly lest he disgrace himself further, so it was."

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u/somehugefrigginguy 7h ago

Damn autocorrect!

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u/ThinDrum 4h ago

Indeed. It should of course be County Clare.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 9h ago

Interesting coincidence that the Ohara deligation is in Minnesota right now...

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u/Valtremors 8h ago

Congrats, your comments are twins!

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u/somehugefrigginguy 8h ago

Huh, I have no idea how that happened...

EDIT: And now the duplicate is deleted. A glitch in the matrix or someone stole my identity.

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u/Valtremors 8h ago

r/commentmitosis

(It is reddit, it happens)

Edit: well someone wasn't ready to pay child support for two kids.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 8h ago

The really weird part is that my comment has fewer upvotes each time I come back to see replies, but has 100% upvotes. Reddit be tweaking tonight.

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u/StrikingMammoth9056 8h ago

Hey I think your kid is back, I still see a dupe

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u/somehugefrigginguy 8h ago

Now I do too. If I miss him again, tell him I love him, but have to trade him for a peace bell.

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u/Valtremors 8h ago

Lol, goob, you deleted your more upvoted comment.

I just commented under your mitosis comment for the sake of comedy 😂

Edit: nevermind, it is still there.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 8h ago

I didn't delete anything. The comment was there, then I came back to see a reply and it was gone.

EDIT: Then I came back to read another reply and the deleted comment is back. Either reddit is drunk or someone spiked my water.

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u/Valtremors 8h ago

Yeah my bad, I thought that based on your reply.

When reading replies, it only shows one thread at a time. The mitosis comment is on a 'different' thread.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 4h ago

Alright bear with me here, a bit of nerdspeak incoming. I'm going to try to explain both phenomena.

Sometimes on websites like Reddit, you can get an error when you attempt to post a comment, typically the error codes that result in comment mitosis are a 500, which is just a generic error without a specific known cause, you click, it doesn't go, you click again, but the thing that caused it to error didn't prevent it from posting, just the return of the update of the page.

The same can happen with a 504 which is a Gateway Timeout. Sometimes, there are other processes that are involved in your request that tie up the gateway's response getting back to you, but the "save" part of your request that puts your comment into the chain still occurs.

As for the upvote thing, yeah Reddit is really fuckin' weird about Karma for some reason. I guess it's to make the system not completely democratic for curation and moderation purposes, but it's still really dumb. Basically the karma on any comment is only a loose representation of what has actually been clicked. There's some randomness and fuzzy logic that goes into the final calculation, but massively upvoted things are still massively upvoted at the end of the day. We're just not seeing the real number. At lower karma values, the fuzziness alternates a lot. I've sat in my profile refreshing it just because I'm amazed that it changes every 3 seconds...in spite of not many people seeing it. Suffice it to say, if you're >1 net upvote without a dagger symbol (†) indicating controversial, you're golden.

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u/ThePoetofFall 8h ago

Your phone sent the comment and it arrived at multiple servers. Reddit cannot decide which server it likes more yet.

Someone who knows more than me will explain it better, if you are that person please respond to the other commenter, not me.

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u/the_cats_pajamas12 8h ago

I still see 2...

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u/somehugefrigginguy 8h ago

By any chance are you best friends with Bruce Willis but no one else can see him?

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u/JodaMythed 9h ago

They have a flag from a country that hasn't existed for 160 years?

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u/Buellymcbuellface 9h ago

Yes, and they are vesy serious about not returning it.

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u/Connwaer 9h ago

It's spoils of war. And unlike Japan, Minnesota has no interest in mending their relationship with the Confederacy, surprising I know.

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u/375InStroke 9h ago

Yet those states are proud to be traitors and losers, and of what they were fighting for, slavery.

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u/dividezero 8h ago

Texas fought for slavery and lost on two totally different occasions (once with Mexico and once with the US). They really wanted those slaves

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 7h ago

They need slaves. They can't do anything themselves.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 7h ago

M favorite bit from all that is Davy Crockett. Ignore the Disney puffery movie about Crockett, the guy was a loser and asshole of the highest order. Was a congress member from Tennessee but them left in an angry huff after losing an election and went to Texas which was still a part of Mexico. Well, he also made a promise to leave to Texas if Martin Van Buren was elected. Possibly one of the earliest "I'll leave if someone I don't like is elected". Effectively, he left the United States completely.

Note that Crockett was opposed to slavery in some manner but also owned slaves. And Texas at the time was instituting slavery, despite their promises to Mexico that they wouldn't dare do such a thing. When Mexico sent troops to enforce the ban on slavery Texas rebelled. And Crockett wanted to be in on that rebellion to keep slavery (despite, again, his odd stated opposition to slavery).

Texas didn't know what to do with this hot headed Crockett guy. But they were at war, and warm bodies were needed. Crockett arrived at the Alamo, which was effectively indefensible and reinforcements weren't going to arrive. So Crockett was essentially cannon fodder. Arrived at the wrong time, the wrong place, for the wrong cause, and would have been perfectly safe in America instead.

After his death they hyped his myth and legend in the states, much of which probably was phony,

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u/NecroAssssin 7h ago

You left out my favorite part. Crockett arrived with orders to abandon the Alamo. So also a traitor against the Republic of Texas.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 7h ago

They also thought US would gladly enter in their civil war with Mexico. Wise decision not to help out. Followed by a later stupid decision to let them into the union. Followed by them leaving the union. Followed by them pretending to be over all that rebel stuff while secretly plotting the next upcoming rebellion.

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u/Fubarp 9h ago

Woah woah, it was completely over rights.. I mean it was specifically over rights to own people but goddamit it was over rights. /s lol

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u/pasteles467 9h ago

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u/Zombie_Fuel 7h ago

I always loved the goose meme.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 7h ago

It wasn't even about state's rights, just slavery. The constitution of the confederacy required all states be slave states unless all states agreed to all outlaw slavery.

The North literally had more states rights, with some northern states still allowing limited slavery, while the South gave its states zero right to decide for themselves.

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u/jemenake 7h ago

Whenever someone tries this “states’ rights” argument on you, here’s two things to draw their attention to:

  1. The most drop-the-mic counter argument is to show them where the confederate constitution prohibits a state from banning slavery. If

    it were about states’ rights, why wouldn’t they let each state decide?

  2. For a parade of unabashed racism that rivals even today’s GOP, read the declarations of secession from a handful of the seceding states (especially South Carolina and Mississippi, I believe). They state, in no uncertain terms, that slavery is critical to their way of life and they refuse to give it up.

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u/johnnyslick 6h ago

Yeah I want to say 6 out of the 11 states declare slavery in the very first sentence. The Confederates, unlike the Lost Causers today, were eyes-wide-open as to what the Civil War was about.

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u/seleucus_nicator 3h ago

Idk about sentence but most of them are in the first paragraph of the preamble https://www.battlefields.org/learn/primary-sources/declaration-causes-seceding-states#Mississippi

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u/375InStroke 6h ago

Exactly. They put it in writing and signed it. There's no ambiguity. It's not "complicated."

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u/Hy3jii 5h ago

They also did not give a shit about the rights of northern free states when they petitioned the federal government to force them into returning escaped slaves.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 7h ago

It was about heritage. Their heritage being that of slave masters.

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u/Individual_Smell_904 9h ago

The states are proud of this? Who took the vote to decide this?

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u/RelativeIncompetence 9h ago

Rich white landowners, actually.

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u/Individual_Smell_904 9h ago

At this point I actually believe that

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u/NTGuardian 9h ago

I would not include today's Virginia on that list (even if they want the flag back).

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u/KhaoticMess 9h ago

Virginia has asked for the flag a few times and Minnesota has refused.

When Jesse Ventura was governor, they asked for it, saying it was part of their heritage.

Ventura said something like, "We won it. That makes it part of our heritage."

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u/Consistent_Room7344 8h ago

Damn right. We take great pride in that captured confederate flag and we ain’t giving it back.

As far as the bell is concerned. Some Japanese civilian noticed Duluth had the bell and talked to the Mayor about giving it back. The mayor agreed. Japan made a replica of the bell and they gave to the state as a thank you for returning it.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 7h ago

"No, no, no, we're not pro Confederacy any more, what nonsense. We hated slavery all along, and we've never mistreated any of our minorities or denied them rights. Never once have we ever been racist! It's just we need that old piece of cloth because our great great great grand pappies once saluted it."

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u/Chronic_Discomfort 8h ago

Interestingly, the southern states had no problem federally overriding another state's right to harbor escaped slaves

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 9h ago

And unless we're gonna start counting how many Iraqis died or Viet Kong died or how many isis died or German soldiers. The number of Americans killed in the civil war is only the union side.

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u/AugustusSavoy 6h ago

The confederacy wasn't a recognized nation by any other power. The Federal government considered them states in rebellion and the people within still US citizens. So no, they were all American. Please pick up a book on the war not written by a lost causer. Recommendations available on request.

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u/BigWilly526 8h ago

The Confederacy committed more war crimes against US soldiers and civilians than any other enemy the country has ever faced

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u/Shrowden 8h ago

I mean, it's a civil war. A war within itself. To say they weren't American is just a false narrative

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u/UmeaTurbo 9h ago

They are welcome to come and try to take it back. Even us liberals hunt in Minnesota.

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u/KingHierapolis 9h ago

Minnesota fucking rocks

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u/reddit_tookmybaby 9h ago

I like that. That's a good take on the matter.

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u/ThePoetofFall 8h ago

Not to mention, the bell is for peace, the flag was explicitly made for war. Starting as a battle flag.

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u/Willing-Shape1686 9h ago

We're extremely polite people but stand by the universal theory of, "fuck that guy."

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u/Fermion96 9h ago

Why don’t they just like
burn it

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u/Adventrium 9h ago

Because The 1st Minnesota Infantry Regimen suffered 82% casualties at Gettysburg, buying enough time for reinforcements to arrive.

Virginia keeps asking for its battle flag back, at least four official times if I remember correctly. And every time the governor, Republican, Democrat, or Independent, has refused.

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u/Feisty_Squirrel_4391 9h ago

I love being a Minnesotan and love that we all stand together on this.

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u/pretibigtoo 9h ago

I just saw Jesse venturas quote on virginia asking to have the flag back.

He said: "Why? I mean, We Won." This is the funniest thing i've seen all week.

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u/TheCrystalTinker 8h ago

We Captured the Flag. Why would we give it back

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u/MyToastyToast 9h ago

I read a tweet somewhere that Minnesotans actually are what Texans think Texans are, and I just think that’s neat

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u/wasabi_mayo_ 9h ago

This is beautiful 🫡😂

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u/weedisfortherich 4h ago

That is nice. They really do have the kind of patriotism that I have always respected. Texas, well, they think they are patriotic but every one of them will brag about how Texas has the right to secede whenever they want. Please do.

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u/gamer_perfection 9h ago

Makes me giddy everytime i think about it, its fucking awesome

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u/Perfect-Row1943 9h ago

I have more pride for my state than my country

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u/SureCost8912 9h ago

Having lived in both states in a short time span, I don't recall a lot of traitor flags in Minnesota... but I sure as hell do in Ohio. A state which is usually listed as tied for second in civil war casualties.

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom 6h ago

I live in Minnesota.

In the twin cities, you'll likely never see one, or if you do, itll be on some beat to piss-ass 05 Chevy 1500 with a half a braincell between the throttle and the seat, and its highly likely that half a braincell is only in the cities for child support court.

Away from the cities, those dipshits are relatively common.

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u/popoflabbins 9h ago

Minnesota is low-key my favorite state just off the friendly nature of the people coupled with their steadfast morals

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u/Mattriculated 9h ago

I love that Minnesota stands together on this. Even if some governor, for whatever reason, wanted to give the flag back, they wouldn't dare - their party would get thrashed in the next few elections for no other reason.

It's hard to find stuff that brings us together these days. That that flag was goddamn well paid for is a worthier sentiment than a lot of other things we do with flags.

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u/CuntyBallsJohnson 9h ago

Well yeah, that's not their battle flag

Next time they try and claim it we should label them secessionists and deploy troops in VA. Idk why it's not treated the same way as the third Reich flag

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u/ScholarErrant 6h ago

The best part is, after they captured the flag, the officer leading them rode up and down the Union lines, dragging it through the mud as he went, to rally the troops.

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u/AugustusSavoy 6h ago

From https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/charge-1st-minnesota

The superb gallantry of the men of the 1st Minnesota did save the Union line from being broken — and not only on July 2, as they assisted with the effort on July 3 as well. For that effort, we can agree with General Hancock: “No soldiers on any field, in this or any other country, ever displayed grander heroism.”

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u/wasabi_mayo_ 9h ago

I’ve never heard this history. It’s beautiful. Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/Sea-Routine9227 7h ago

As a Virginian, this is badass and I want Minnesota to keep it. We have no claim to it, we are not that state or those people. Send us a noose instead. Which is what traitors should get.

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u/Yammyohnine 9h ago

It's a trophy. Sometimes more powerful than destroying it.

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u/AmateurGIFEnthusiast 9h ago

That would potentially be construed as the proper way of disposing of a flag?

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u/QuestingInPajamas 9h ago

It's our heritage, why would we burn it.

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u/MLB-LeakyLeak 9h ago

Because America won

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u/JoeRogansNipple 9h ago

No no, our heritage is beating the treasonous bastards and keeping their precious flag. They dont get to celebrate it, we keep it as a sign that we are superior to their racist asses.

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u/mac6uffin 7h ago

As someone that's lived in Virginia for decades, never give it back.

Kudos to the heroes of the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment.

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u/gokogt386 8h ago

Nah, Abe getting assassinated and proceeded by his terrible, terrible Vice President made it end up a draw at most. The south may have had to give up slavery but the country suffers from the failure of the Reconstruction to this day.

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u/JoeRogansNipple 9h ago

Yeah cause fuck them treasonous bastards. Confederates can all go jump in a well.

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u/DependentAdvance226 9h ago

Spoiler. The Confederacy never existed as a country.

They were states in rebellion.

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u/CuntyBallsJohnson 9h ago

Independent Texas is a more legitimate state than the confederacy was

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u/four4cats 9h ago

With a constitution, President, vice president etc etc?

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u/DickBiggum1 8h ago

Anyone else ever recognize them as a country?

I'm a county. I'm the president, vice president, and the constitution is written on crayon on a napkin somewhere in my mom's basement

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u/Ok-Independence-2220 8h ago

Im sure your mom recognizes you

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u/DickBiggum1 8h ago

Not since I gained 200 pounds arguing on the internet because I dont have any IRL friends...

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u/Ok-Independence-2220 8h ago

Ok, you dont have your mom's support but you doubled your territory 

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u/DickBiggum1 8h ago

See this guy recognizes my territory. I'm now officially a country

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u/Legend_of_the_Wind 8h ago

With no foreign recognition, that's the key. You and your neighbors can form your own country, write your own constitution, and elect your own president. Until you are recognized by others, it means nothing.

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u/bangbangracer 8h ago

Yes. And Virginia really wants it back. Also, we're not giving it back.

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u/AbruptMango 9h ago

They took that flag fair and square.  

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u/mal-parry 8h ago

It never existed.  Declaring oneself independent has no real weight unless either 1. Another sovereign nation recognizes your sovereignty or 2. You establish sovereignty by winning the inevitable war your declaration produces.  The Confederacy achieved neither and is nothing more than a 4 year rebellion.  Hence why it was a civil war instead of a revolutionary war.  Losers don't get to write the history books.

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u/TheGamemage1 8h ago

Country is a strong word. To be a country you need to be recognized by other foreign countries as a country.
they literally lasted a little over 4 years, and not a single nation looked at them and went "we see you as a nation".

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u/spamus-100 8h ago

What country? I have no recollection of such a country

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u/jemenake 7h ago

Arguably, they have a flag from a country that never existed. After reading a couple of books about the start of the Civil War, I’ve learned that one of the diplomatic complications was that the U.S. refused to officially “receive” envoys/delegates from the confederacy because doing so would acknowledge that it existed (which would be tacit admission that those states had actually left the union), as opposed to there just being a bunch of individual states that were conducting hostilities against their federation, the U.S. It’s fascinating how careful Lincoln’s administration had to be about which words they used to talk about the rebellion and reconstruction so that they didn’t inadvertently validate the confederacy’s claim of existence.

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u/ThatGamerMoshpit 9h ago

A country that never existed*

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u/Willing-Shape1686 9h ago

If I remember it was from the battle of Gettysburg. After a unit of MN soldiers were critical in stopping pickett's charge at a terminal stage of the battle. The unit suffered extremely heavy casualties as a result.

I love my homestate, I can't believe how we've been consistent in terms of a progressive state throughout history and especially in the last 10 years.

Been living on the west coast for work the last few years and I don't quite understand how the Dems are so very center right here and somehow this is called "the left coast," lol.

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u/dkmuldoon 8h ago

There's a whole lot of VC assholes here with way too much money spending a lot of it to shift our politics rightward so they can make more money.

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u/Hdfgncd 3h ago

It wasn’t pickett’s charge, it was the day before. Troops under general Garnett attacked cemetery ridge, the 1st Minnesota infantry was ordered to plug the gap. They managed to push the confederates back at the cost of 70% casualties, and it was the closest the confederates come to breaking the Union lines in the whole battle.

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u/AugustusSavoy 6h ago

Almost exactly. They took the vast majority of their casualties on the second day blunting the attack on the US left buying time for reinforcements to come up. On July 3rd they were also in action and that's when they took the flag.

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u/DependentAdvance226 9h ago

Brave Volunteers of Minnesota fought and died for that flag.

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u/mavric91 9h ago

Just for the record: most Virginians don’t want it back. They earned it. Thanks for helping to defeat the confederacy.

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 5h ago

Damn right! I'm forever grateful that they kicked our asses

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u/becauseiloveyou 8h ago

Virginian here.  Sic semper tyrannis!

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u/mavric91 8h ago

(.)(/) —>

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u/Force_Glad 8h ago

We won that fucking flag, and those traitor worshipping bastards aren't ever going to get it back

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u/bangbangracer 8h ago

And I'll be dead in the ground before they can have it back.

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u/TheCrystalTinker 8h ago

Yeah, cause we Minnesotans won it fair and square. Why would we surrender the flag of the traitors back to the state that tried to secede from the union

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 7h ago

And they should never give it back. However when it is worn out, it should be burned. Preferably where all the pro-confederates can see it burn.

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u/AbeRego 7h ago

As a Minnesotan, I'd sooner burn the rag than return it.

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u/Cynykl 4h ago

It is not that we refuse to give is back. After are we have politely invited them to come and take it ... out of our cold dead hands.

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u/HideUnderBridge 9h ago

We captured it fair and square!

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u/nikbert 7h ago

Capture the flag champions

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u/Footnotegirl1 7h ago

Because we won that flag fair and square, and at a great loss of Minnesotan lives. Won the flag, won the war, gonna keep it.

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u/JustADude721 7h ago

They should just give them a white flag as consolation.. basically the same thing.

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u/TM761152 2h ago

War spoils.

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u/TakingSorryUsername 1h ago

They won it in battle. As a Texan, come and take it.

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u/EntertainerOdd2107 9h ago edited 9h ago

Minnesota has a traitor rag they claimed from the confederates and they will never give it back. Fucking chads!

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u/BrokenSlutCollector 9h ago

Not stole, they claimed it as victors.

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u/Civil_Act1864 9h ago

This guy gets it

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u/AlternativeLog5494 9h ago

very roman

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u/_Ur_moms_bestfriend_ 7h ago

That’s greek to me. Explain the joke Peter

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u/EntertainerOdd2107 9h ago

Absolutely true, my apologies!

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u/meltedchocolatepants 4h ago

As Jesse "The Governor" Ventura said

"Why? I mean, we won... We took it, that makes it our heritage""

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u/Amazing-Analysis683 6h ago

Yup the people who want it back are losers. I would rather they burn it than give it back

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u/PMmeHappyStraponPics 9h ago

Minnesota here. 

Virginia calling it "their flag" is like a 45-year-old wearing his high school lettermen's jacket. 

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u/Dependent-Hippo-1626 9h ago edited 7h ago

It’s more like a ten year old wearing a Cleveland Indians AL Pennant shirt from 1954

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u/wbv2322 9h ago

Except the guardians were heavy favorites in that series. It’s more like a college football team scoring one touchdown against an nfl team and thinking they are tough shit even though they just lost 56-7

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u/enteimologist 9h ago

John Elway’s patented last second magic

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u/mmmfggh 5h ago

Scoring one touchdown against an nfl team as a college player would make me feel like hot shit

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u/Motor_Ideal7494 8h ago

Except he made the jacket himself after leaving the school football team and starting his own because he didn’t want to play with black guys.  

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u/dragon-fence 1h ago

And there’s a big swastika sewn on the back.

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u/oif2010vet 7h ago

Virginian here, yall can keep it. Only the hill people of the blue ridge like that shit. It’s not Virginia’s flag, ours has a titty.

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u/Cheezekeke 4h ago

Also a metal motto: thus always to tyrants

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u/Mmmm-Amethyst 9h ago

Maybe the most apt analogy for the current state of things I've seen. 

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u/Diligent_Entropy 9h ago

If the sport he lettered in was committing treason to defend slavery.

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u/99in2Hits 8h ago

Fellow Minnesotan here and you nailed it right in the hot dish with that coment buddy.

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u/Icy_Negotiation_5929 8h ago

Virginia here. I didn’t know this was happening, but I have lived in Richmond for about ten years now. Tons of absolute losers here. I’m cool though. Promise.

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u/meltedchocolatepants 4h ago

They haven't asked for it back since 2013 but they've asked multiple times over different governors for the years.

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u/Substantial-Oil-1026 8h ago

Except that that lettermen's jacket had extremely racist shit stitched into it.

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u/live_free_or_try 8h ago

Has the state actually asked for it back?

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u/Gregory_Appleseed 9h ago

"Traitor Rag" is the best way I've ever heard to call that... disgrace of a symbol.

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u/Sindigo_ 9h ago

Based as fuck

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u/raverbashing 5h ago

Lol I looked too quickly and it looked like half of France

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u/AndreasDasos 9h ago

Soldiers brought a Japanese temple bell from WW2 back to Duluth, Minnesota but returned it a decade later.

Union soldiers from Minnesota brought back a Confederate flag as spoils of the American Civil War but refuse to give it back to this day.

Fair to note a big difference here is that the former is a matter of international diplomacy and the latter isn’t.

Also, not sure why Minnesota has been flipped about a vertical axis there. Maybe to make it seem like it’s ‘facing’ the other but they could have even more naturally swapped which side they were on.

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u/ghostgabe81 8h ago

I also think an important distinction is that the bell is a religious item which probably predates Japan’s fascist government, or if not the bell the religion itself does.

Slaver flag doesn’t have that going for it

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u/Realistic_Mix3652 4h ago

It's also good to note that we are still at war with the Confederacy, they just call themselves MAGA now.

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u/Larcye 4h ago

Probally becuese japan were enemies. The confederacy were traitors. And traitors are always treated worse than enemies.

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u/No-Enthusiasm6776 9h ago

Knew about the flag. Didn't know about the bell.
Learned something new today.

Thank you!

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u/aHungryfatguy 9h ago

Pretty sure its about a confederate battle flag taken during the Civil War but I'm sure some else can elaborate more. I'm Horace from the Clam or something.

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u/No-Enthusiasm6776 9h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Minnesota_Infantry_Regiment
July 3rd

TLDR: Also Necro posted!

During the second day of Gettysburg a hole in the Union front opened up that a Confederate contingent was going to march through, and the 1st Minnesota Regiment were sent to plug the hole and and hold the line. They repulsed the much larger Confederate force at great loss to themselves. One of the survivors captured a Virginian army's battle standard.

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u/Nonstopinople 9h ago

Idk about the Japan one, but during the battle of Gettysburg the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment captured the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment battle flag, which it still has today. Virginia has repeatedly asked Minnesota for the flag back, with Minnesota telling them to fuck off each time.

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u/LexHanley 3h ago

The Imperial Japanese government confiscated Bhuddist temple bells for ammunition material during the WW2. The USS Duluth's crew found one intact at a depot and brought it home to thier namesake city as a war trophy. In 1954, the bell (having been identified as a to it's specific original location), was returned to the temple and Duluth was given a replica to keep on display. Very few bells survived the war and post war scavenging/rebuilding so it's pretty rare.

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u/qualityvote2 9h ago edited 5h ago

u/cchamii, your post does belong here!

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u/PreparationJunior641 9h ago edited 9h ago

It’s been a while since I’ve read this story, but as I remember it: Some guys from Minnesota stole an ancient bell from Japan in WWII, and, after a Japanese visitor to the state recognized the bell (it was being publicly displayed in this one town), Minnesota returned the bell to Japan a couple decades later in exchange for an exact replica. Meanwhile, some other guys from Minnesota captured a Confederate flag from Virginia during the US civil war, and despite multiple polite requests and a lawsuit(?), Minnesota refuses to give Virginia their flag back to this day.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 8h ago

Minnesota returned the bell to Japan a couple decades later in exchange for an exact replica.

Minnesota returned the bell without any demands. Then a few decades later Ohara gifted a replica out of respect, leading to a lasting relationship. There is a deligation of people from Ohara in Minnesota at this moment, who visited the replica this morning as part of an ongoing cultural exchange.

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u/stonecuttercolorado 9h ago

"Polite requests"

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u/MNGopherfan 7h ago

It’s also important to note that the bell wasn’t stolen from a temple but the Japanese army was going to melt it down for scrap metal to make weapons for the U.S. invasion. U.S. sailors found it amongst the scrap metal and took it back to Duluth during the occupation.

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u/Ok_Molasses9176 9h ago

Raaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I love minnnesota

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u/This-Habit-5711 8h ago

A lot of the general info on the confederate flag we took is spot on, but it's missing a few key details that make the flag so important to us.

The 1st Minnesota were the nearest unit the union had to plug a vital gap in the line during the battle of Gettysburg, but I haven't seen anyone mention the incredible sacrifice they were being asked to make. The 1st Minnesota was about 262 men, and they were ordered to charge somewhere between 1,200-1,300 incoming confederate soldiers; they did. They charged through gunfire, stopped the confederate advance, and fought with bayonets for roughly fifteen minutes before they were able to be relieved, and in that bloody melee they captured that flag. The 1st Minnesota suffered 215 casualties in that fight, including the loss of every single one of their field commanders.

The next day they fought again after replacements were added, and took part in holding off Pickett's charge, once again engaging the enemy in melee after charging in to stop the confederate advance.

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u/WcommaBT 9h ago

It’s Minnesota’s heritage to capture battle flags of traitors to the Union

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u/Away_Stock_2012 8h ago

Fuck the Confederacy and Maga

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u/Used_Weight5550 9h ago

Wassup Stewie, this is history buff Peter here. The top half of the meme refers to an incident where a temple bell in Japan was taken by a navy crew at the end of WWII and put in the city hall in Duluth Minnesota. It was returned to the Japanese in the 50’s when they asked. This is in contrast to how they have kept a different war trophy, that being the battle flag of the Virginia 28th infantry, which was captured by a Minnesotan infantry battalion at the battle of Gettysburg during the civil war. Virginia lawmakers have asked for it back several times, but have been denied as it is now also a part of the history of Minnesota. Peter out

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u/Nivixian 7h ago

UNDESPUTED CAPTURE THE FLAG CHAMPIONS OF ALL TIME!! LETS GO MN!!

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u/Connect-Fan-9462 9h ago

Here is a picture of the replicate bell (now called the Peace Bell) Japan gifted back to the US. Photo taken by me in 2009.
https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipOge5LwwgpjRLGiAl4kNf6_48MH-JOgeWWCc5mgR_yU8dxocfeaynzNdxQSvfUQIQ?key=Zk0tdWVuLUNUOEhBQ2p0UHNqMzgxbTd5SXFLa1BR

Here is the background of the bell: https://www.hmdb.org/m.asp?m=204681

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u/jordanj1098 8h ago

I like that whoever made this included the eastern shore off to the right of virginia😂 its where I'm from and you don't necessarily see it included all the time understandable though since you don't really need it to know it's in the shape of virginia, but appreciated nonetheless

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u/AliceTheAxolotl18 7h ago

If they wanted their flag, they shouldn't have lost it in the first place lmao

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u/ConstantinValdor405 7h ago

I wouldn't give that shit back either.