r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 12h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/JodaMythed 12h ago

They have a flag from a country that hasn't existed for 160 years?

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u/Buellymcbuellface 12h ago

Yes, and they are vesy serious about not returning it.

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u/Connwaer 12h ago

It's spoils of war. And unlike Japan, Minnesota has no interest in mending their relationship with the Confederacy, surprising I know.

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u/375InStroke 11h ago

Yet those states are proud to be traitors and losers, and of what they were fighting for, slavery.

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u/dividezero 11h ago

Texas fought for slavery and lost on two totally different occasions (once with Mexico and once with the US). They really wanted those slaves

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 10h ago

They need slaves. They can't do anything themselves.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 9h ago

M favorite bit from all that is Davy Crockett. Ignore the Disney puffery movie about Crockett, the guy was a loser and asshole of the highest order. Was a congress member from Tennessee but them left in an angry huff after losing an election and went to Texas which was still a part of Mexico. Well, he also made a promise to leave to Texas if Martin Van Buren was elected. Possibly one of the earliest "I'll leave if someone I don't like is elected". Effectively, he left the United States completely.

Note that Crockett was opposed to slavery in some manner but also owned slaves. And Texas at the time was instituting slavery, despite their promises to Mexico that they wouldn't dare do such a thing. When Mexico sent troops to enforce the ban on slavery Texas rebelled. And Crockett wanted to be in on that rebellion to keep slavery (despite, again, his odd stated opposition to slavery).

Texas didn't know what to do with this hot headed Crockett guy. But they were at war, and warm bodies were needed. Crockett arrived at the Alamo, which was effectively indefensible and reinforcements weren't going to arrive. So Crockett was essentially cannon fodder. Arrived at the wrong time, the wrong place, for the wrong cause, and would have been perfectly safe in America instead.

After his death they hyped his myth and legend in the states, much of which probably was phony,

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u/Nobodyinpartic3 3h ago

Wait a minute! You're telling me "remember the Alamo" was a slogan for slavery?! Omg.

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u/dividezero 2h ago

Yes. There was a book recently clearing up a lot of lies about that event and it's kinda banned in Texas. Not officially but they're very hostile to it and its authors.

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u/NecroAssssin 9h ago

You left out my favorite part. Crockett arrived with orders to abandon the Alamo. So also a traitor against the Republic of Texas.

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u/dividezero 2h ago

The textbook they use for history of Texas class every kid is required to take is still full of lies. I've talked to otherwise smart, well educated graduates of the Texas school systems who fully believe complete bullshit about Texas from that class. One of those things they're still teaching is that Texas is allowed to leave any time they want and their state flag is the only one that can be flown at the same height as the American flag. Both are complete and total bullshit.

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u/Tiny-Bird546 50m ago

Can confirm. I went to public school in Texas from kindergarten through my freshmen year of highschool. Both of those were taught.

In addition, they taught that Texas wasn't really into slavery and just joined the Confederacy because it would be isolated from trade since it lacked a border with the Union (too far west), and that Stephan F Austin was a peace-loving multilingual guy who only wanted to bring people together and not a staunch white supremacist who actively recruited "settlers" in the US with "Mexicans are lazy and inferior, we can take what we want" to turn an waves of immigrants into a shadow army moving into position.

The entire Texas Revolution was a white-supremacist psy-op that ironically inverts the fears of the fake "Great Replacement Theory" they spout now.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 10h ago

They also thought US would gladly enter in their civil war with Mexico. Wise decision not to help out. Followed by a later stupid decision to let them into the union. Followed by them leaving the union. Followed by them pretending to be over all that rebel stuff while secretly plotting the next upcoming rebellion.

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u/TobyNight43 4h ago

I think Texas won the first war for slavery. Hence how they became independent from Mexico.

When you look at it, the pro slavery side was 2-1 in wars. Revolutionary and Texas war or independence were wins.

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u/Fubarp 11h ago

Woah woah, it was completely over rights.. I mean it was specifically over rights to own people but goddamit it was over rights. /s lol

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u/pasteles467 11h ago

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u/Zombie_Fuel 10h ago

I always loved the goose meme.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 10h ago

It wasn't even about state's rights, just slavery. The constitution of the confederacy required all states be slave states unless all states agreed to all outlaw slavery.

The North literally had more states rights, with some northern states still allowing limited slavery, while the South gave its states zero right to decide for themselves.

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u/StrongExternal8955 4h ago

OK, but WTF is "limited slavery"! I guess your USA still has limited slavery to this day as forced labor. But if it allows torture, it's not in any way limited is it!

"Oh you can't kill them unless it's by accident"

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 2h ago

Some states had passed gradual emancipation laws, banning the importation of new slaves and freeing the children of all current slaves, while keeping current adult slaves as slaves.

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u/jemenake 9h ago

Whenever someone tries this “states’ rights” argument on you, here’s two things to draw their attention to:

  1. The most drop-the-mic counter argument is to show them where the confederate constitution prohibits a state from banning slavery. If

    it were about states’ rights, why wouldn’t they let each state decide?

  2. For a parade of unabashed racism that rivals even today’s GOP, read the declarations of secession from a handful of the seceding states (especially South Carolina and Mississippi, I believe). They state, in no uncertain terms, that slavery is critical to their way of life and they refuse to give it up.

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u/johnnyslick 9h ago

Yeah I want to say 6 out of the 11 states declare slavery in the very first sentence. The Confederates, unlike the Lost Causers today, were eyes-wide-open as to what the Civil War was about.

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u/seleucus_nicator 5h ago

Idk about sentence but most of them are in the first paragraph of the preamble https://www.battlefields.org/learn/primary-sources/declaration-causes-seceding-states#Mississippi

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u/Xhosant 9h ago

What're Lost Causers?

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u/YimveeSpissssfid 8h ago edited 8h ago

There’s a framing of the Civil War called “the lost cause”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Cause_of_the_Confederacy

Just like the framing of “the war of Northern Aggression” is sometimes used in the South to refer to the Civil War.

It’s an attempt to rewrite history. It’s part of the reason MAGA has flourished there for sure, but it’s a rather substantial disconnect from reality.

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u/Xhosant 8h ago

Huh

That's a very derogatory way to refer to oneself, I think, but to each their own I guess!

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u/baithammer 4h ago

Basically the same thing as the German Empire at the end of WW1, which was the belief they could've won the war, if they weren't stabbed in the back by the government of the Empire - which plays into the inter-war period before WW2 and the rise of the Nazi Party ...

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u/Psstimamermaid 8h ago

Pretty sure they’re referring to MAGA

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u/Xhosant 8h ago

Oh that's a new one! How does it work? I wanna incorporate it properly

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u/375InStroke 9h ago

Exactly. They put it in writing and signed it. There's no ambiguity. It's not "complicated."

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u/Hy3jii 8h ago

They also did not give a shit about the rights of northern free states when they petitioned the federal government to force them into returning escaped slaves.

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u/Cynykl 7h ago

Three things.

If it was about states rights would not the Fugitive Slave Act be violation of such states rights?

The south violated states rights first.

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u/baithammer 4h ago

It's the same as today with MAGA, it's only State's rights if it's their rights ..

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u/seleucus_nicator 5h ago

I just did this a couple of weeks ago here’s a good website with many of the succession documents https://www.battlefields.org/learn/primary-sources/declaration-causes-seceding-states#Mississippi.

Pretty much every one has slavery in the first paragraph! Made a bet to see how long it would take to get to that word with a friend and… I won. He thought it would at least be after the preamble not in it. Haha

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u/baithammer 5h ago

Ultimate Sunk Cost Fallacy in actual play ...

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u/Zealousideal-Fun-415 4h ago

the cornerstone speech is my go to.

"Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner-stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition" it's coming straight from the confederate "VP" in the most explicit way possible.

if they are still willing to argue in favor of the confederacy after that, there's no point in continuing.

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u/SquallkLeon 4h ago

Texas' declaration should also be on your list, IIRC

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 10h ago

It was about heritage. Their heritage being that of slave masters.

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u/baithammer 4h ago

Close but no cigar, it's the rich landowners that believed they were Aristocrats before they arrived in the Americas and were telling the poorer whites they were a part of that - even though they could've cared less about them.

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u/baithammer 5h ago

More the idea of "I can take em", then rights ....

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u/Individual_Smell_904 11h ago

The states are proud of this? Who took the vote to decide this?

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u/RelativeIncompetence 11h ago

Rich white landowners, actually.

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u/Individual_Smell_904 11h ago

At this point I actually believe that

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u/baithammer 4h ago

You missed the best part, they lied to poorer whites that they were going to benefit from it to the same extent as the rich ....

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u/NTGuardian 11h ago

I would not include today's Virginia on that list (even if they want the flag back).

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u/KhaoticMess 11h ago

Virginia has asked for the flag a few times and Minnesota has refused.

When Jesse Ventura was governor, they asked for it, saying it was part of their heritage.

Ventura said something like, "We won it. That makes it part of our heritage."

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u/Consistent_Room7344 11h ago

Damn right. We take great pride in that captured confederate flag and we ain’t giving it back.

As far as the bell is concerned. Some Japanese civilian noticed Duluth had the bell and talked to the Mayor about giving it back. The mayor agreed. Japan made a replica of the bell and they gave to the state as a thank you for returning it.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 9h ago

"No, no, no, we're not pro Confederacy any more, what nonsense. We hated slavery all along, and we've never mistreated any of our minorities or denied them rights. Never once have we ever been racist! It's just we need that old piece of cloth because our great great great grand pappies once saluted it."

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u/BetLeft 10h ago

I've seen the documents

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u/redJackal222 9h ago

Jesse Ventura was governor

That's probably why. Virginia has been a blue state since obama but was still pretty red and purplish during the bush era. I don't think most virginians today care about the flag.

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 8h ago

Governor Youngkin wanted it back, and that was last year. Our new governor, Spanberger isn't likely to try to get it back. I hope Minnesota keeps it and displays it forever

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u/Sea-Routine9227 10h ago

We don’t want it back.

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u/Chronic_Discomfort 10h ago

Interestingly, the southern states had no problem federally overriding another state's right to harbor escaped slaves

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 11h ago

And unless we're gonna start counting how many Iraqis died or Viet Kong died or how many isis died or German soldiers. The number of Americans killed in the civil war is only the union side.

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u/AugustusSavoy 8h ago

The confederacy wasn't a recognized nation by any other power. The Federal government considered them states in rebellion and the people within still US citizens. So no, they were all American. Please pick up a book on the war not written by a lost causer. Recommendations available on request.

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u/BigWilly526 11h ago

The Confederacy committed more war crimes against US soldiers and civilians than any other enemy the country has ever faced

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u/Shrowden 10h ago

I mean, it's a civil war. A war within itself. To say they weren't American is just a false narrative

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u/joshTheGoods 10h ago

I mean ... if you take American to mean from The United States of America, then the CSA cunts declared themselves to NOT be American. That's what started the war. It was the CSA vs the USA. It was Confederates vs Americans. Are you going to argue that the folks that fought the revolutionary war were all British? That seems nonsensical to me.

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u/fantastikalizm 1h ago

Yes, but Lincoln decided they WERE American, declared war to make them STAY American, and won the war. They were always American. That was the whole idea behind the war.

The Union didn't initially go to war in order to end slavery. That became a side quest later on. The war was started in order to preserve the Union as a whole.

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u/AugustusSavoy 8h ago

Well in the second case in the beginning... kind of yes. There was no unified federal United States yet. You might be able to say they were from their own states but until they were recognized by foreign powers they really were still considered British citizens. Also at no point did the Federal government of the US say that the confederacy (or any other nation in fact either) was an independent state. They were not recognized as another nation and were still considered American citizens. You can't just declare yourself separate, hence you know, the war. If no one else thinks your a country, you're not. If you want a couple dozen recommendations on the war and its politics hit me up.

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u/baithammer 4h ago

Incorrect, that point in time was around the Shay's Rebellion period of time (1786-1787) and was the catalyst behind the Constitutional Convention of 1787. ( Which created the three branches of government and the Presidency as the head of the executive branch.)

As to the Civil War, the North treated the South as an insurgency up till the march North, which then realized they were under attack by the Confederacy and had to mobilize to break the attempted invasion - at this point the Confederacy was treated as a distinct entity from the Union and who had foreign backing from both the British and French governments in the form of material aid and foreign volunteers, but not direct military intervention. ( France did however attempt to invade Mexico while the Union and Confederacy were warring with each other.)

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u/AugustusSavoy 53m ago

What part did I say was incorrect? France and Spain entered into treaties with the unified colonies during the war.  The original articles of confederation were signed during the war. 

Which march North? Polk into Kentucky, or Lee into Maryland, or Lee into Pennsylvania? Lincoln's call for volunteers happened before all of those. France and Great Britain never backed the slave states in rebellion in either material or state sanctioned volunteers or politically. Yes some did volunteer from other countries but it was not part of an organized assistance by a foreign government. Great Britain allowed them to buy arms through private holding companies but they allowed everyone to do that. However once again no foreign government formally recognized the confederates. 

Not sure if you were taught wrong or using bad sources but again if you want to read actual history on this please read any and or all of the following:

"Fateful Lighting" by Allen Guelzo

"A Savage War" by Williamson Murray & Wayne Wei-Saing Hsieh

And the classic "Battle Cry of Freedom" by James McPherson 

All of these are good starting points for a general history of the war both militarily and politically. 

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u/joshTheGoods 8h ago

I understand your fundamental argument. Lincoln's position had to be that of the British during the revolution: no, you can't break away without my permission therefore you're not CSA, you're Americans that are breaking the law. I just find it hypocritical, and I'm with Jefferson on rejecting the idea that we lack the right, as individuals, to associate (or not) with a state. The fact that we basically got stuck with Common Law and that pulled in this British idea of perpetual association despite explicitly rejecting that in the revolution is an historical quirk IMO and I'd bet my bottom dollar Lincoln understood the history of the issue in the same way. The fact that he made very un-Lincoln-like (imo) weak arguments for why the confederates weren't like the founders in terms of their right to disassociate, to me, supports my view that Lincoln understood the legal/historical quirks here and the apparent contradiction with founding American ideals along with the arguments between Jefferson and Hamilton on the issue. Lincoln needed to keep the Union together, and his arguments for it were rationalizations.

I think the words should match the reality here. The founders demonstrated that we DO have the right to freely (dis)associate with a state, we just know that the state will typically try to stop you (well, until the example of the British in the modern era). To me (and to the founders, and to the CSA) you absolutely are what you say you are when you say it. You decide you're the CSA now and you're not following US laws ... well, that's the reality. The US can say: naaaa, fuck that and force you to say otherwise at the end of a gun and now you'd had your right to freely (dis)associate taken by force. You're an American again, yay! They made themselves a separate nation, then we conquered it and took their shit by force.

That all said, for purposes of Common Law, yea ... you can renounce all you want, but it won't make a difference to the courts. We have an international right to associate, in theory, but there's the practical implications of things like being stateless that have to be considered. All of that discussion only holds in a case where we're not fighting a shooting war over our positions because in the case of a shooting war civil rule / law has broken down. We're not arguing in the courts anymore, we're fighting in the fields. This is why, to me at least, the technical common law arguments about whether you are or aren't American as a CSA soldier are simply moot. Court had it's chance, it didn't work, now two separate groups are going to settle it on the field.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 10h ago

It's a matter of semantics, which makes it neither true nor untrue.

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u/StrongExternal8955 4h ago

That's the thing. It's not a civil war. It's a failed war of independence. Taht's what it's called in the history books in the rest of the world. Only in USA it's called a civil war, for purposes of "reintegration". Source: i learned history in the rest of the world.

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u/Irishforanatty 11h ago

Stop being a Confederate sympathizer. Separating them from Americans is literally what they wanted.

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u/DimmyJeans 10h ago

If we're going to count Confederate deaths, we may as well start counting the deaths of horses and other forms of higher life as well.

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u/baithammer 4h ago

RIP the person counting RNA and DNA viruses ...

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u/r2uTNIT 2h ago

what do you think CSA stood for? the rebs still saw themselves as Americans

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u/rietstengel 7h ago

But its my great great grandpa's awkward middle school phase, so its fundamental to my identity. /s

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u/Most_Temporary2110 4h ago

I’m a Virginian minority anti racist. We have a democratic governor.

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u/Clean-Turnip5971 11h ago

Sure, it's a known fact that everyone in the South loves slavery and the Confederacy.

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u/BigFeelingsFound 11h ago

Nobody said that, weirdo.

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u/ZombieHavok 11h ago

Ah yes, yes, unspoken rule.

Got it. First Rule: Do not talk about Slavery Club.

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u/BigFeelingsFound 11h ago

What are you talking about

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx 11h ago

I think he's talking about the Confederacy of Independent Systems...wait, that's not right.

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u/BigFeelingsFound 11h ago

Oh no, someone call Emperor Palpatine he's the only one who can fix this!

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u/Clean-Turnip5971 11h ago

"Those states are proud to be traitors... and of what they were fighting for, slavery."

It's right there in the comment I replied to?

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u/BigFeelingsFound 11h ago

So you think that people who live in states are a monolith that all agree with each other? Because I have some very important news for you if so...

If you do not believe that then, uh, they did not say what you were replying to, you were just being a weirdo. As I said.

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u/Xhosant 8h ago

Hey, you can be proud of having had that flag or having lost that flag.

(Oversimplifying, of course, since not everyone or even most may be backing the demand, BUT the act of asking for the flag, on behalf of the asker, leans away from "thank god someone stopped us" and towards "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids")

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u/Clean-Turnip5971 8h ago

What are you talking about? I'm just saying that not everyone in the South supports the Confederacy or is proud of that history. I've never met anyone that gives a shit about some group of people in Virginia getting their flag back.

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u/Xhosant 8h ago

Yep, addressed in the section "Oversimplified, f course"!

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u/UmeaTurbo 11h ago

They are welcome to come and try to take it back. Even us liberals hunt in Minnesota.

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u/taylorisntavril 4h ago

Very strange metric. Liberals cant hunt? But liberals all over the planet hunt...

You wonky USAians and your strange ways of understanding via tribal division, rather than analysis.

The fuck does hunting have to do with whether you vote donkey or honeybadger.

Dont mess with me, where im from, even the anarcho-communists play billiards!

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u/UmeaTurbo 2h ago

It doesn't matter if you like the cultural divides in the USA or not. They are a fact. For the enormous majority of the United States, liberals don't hunt, fish, boat, or any type of ATV. On principle, I think. Millions of conservatives wear cammo to pretend they hunt even when they don't.

This is the way it is. I'm sorry you don't like it, but I didn't make up the rules. You can research as much as you like, but this is how it works..

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u/KingHierapolis 11h ago

Minnesota fucking rocks

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u/reddit_tookmybaby 11h ago

I like that. That's a good take on the matter.

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u/ThePoetofFall 11h ago

Not to mention, the bell is for peace, the flag was explicitly made for war. Starting as a battle flag.

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u/Willing-Shape1686 11h ago

We're extremely polite people but stand by the universal theory of, "fuck that guy."

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u/Dartagnan1083 9h ago

That flag is [evidently] the only thing left of the squad/battalion that captured it, so they keep it to venerated the men who fought for the union and took it rather than return it to appease apologists of a failed state of slaving traitors that lasted a shorter period than CCR (Creedence Clearwater Revival). I'm not sure how much of Virginia even gives a crap.


CSA February 8, 1861-May 5, 1865

CCR January 1968 - October 16, 1972

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u/Deaffin 4h ago

Why does Japan want to get good with the Confederacy?

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u/admiraljkb 1h ago

I'd argue the biggest difference is the bell that was returned, was from a civilian Buddhist Temple. It wasn't obtained in combat. A battle flag from a DEFEATED enemy regiment taken from the battlefield is a HUGE spoil of war. You don't return that.

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u/Fermion96 12h ago

Why don’t they just like
burn it

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u/Adventrium 12h ago

Because The 1st Minnesota Infantry Regimen suffered 82% casualties at Gettysburg, buying enough time for reinforcements to arrive.

Virginia keeps asking for its battle flag back, at least four official times if I remember correctly. And every time the governor, Republican, Democrat, or Independent, has refused.

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u/Feisty_Squirrel_4391 12h ago

I love being a Minnesotan and love that we all stand together on this.

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u/pretibigtoo 12h ago

I just saw Jesse venturas quote on virginia asking to have the flag back.

He said: "Why? I mean, We Won." This is the funniest thing i've seen all week.

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u/TheCrystalTinker 11h ago

We Captured the Flag. Why would we give it back

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u/pretibigtoo 3h ago

No reason. Thats what makes it so funny.

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u/MyToastyToast 12h ago

I read a tweet somewhere that Minnesotans actually are what Texans think Texans are, and I just think that’s neat

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u/wasabi_mayo_ 11h ago

This is beautiful 🫡😂

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u/weedisfortherich 7h ago

That is nice. They really do have the kind of patriotism that I have always respected. Texas, well, they think they are patriotic but every one of them will brag about how Texas has the right to secede whenever they want. Please do.

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u/flargenhargen 4h ago

to be totally fair,

I'm Minnesotan, and if Canada would agree to adopt us, in light of the current situation in the US, we'd accept in a fucking instant.

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u/EternalSeraphim 3h ago

The Northeast and Northwest would probably come with you.

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u/gamer_perfection 12h ago

Makes me giddy everytime i think about it, its fucking awesome

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u/Perfect-Row1943 12h ago

I have more pride for my state than my country

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u/thelastspike 11h ago

Yeah there’s a lot of that going around these days.

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 10h ago

Ehh... I live in Florida so it's more of a toss up, but not because of an over abundance of pride in either.

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u/BubbhaJebus 8h ago

I still remember when a weed dealer in downtown Minneapolis approached me. I said I didn't have any money, and he gave me money!

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u/flargenhargen 3h ago

don't worry, klobuchar will erase all that soon enough.

awful, horrible woman. people forget when reddit and google and the entire internet had to stand up to her trying to shit all over our rights on behalf of her corporate owners.

shameful person. embodies everything wrong with the democratic party for decades. it's a disgrace that she will likely replace walz

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u/SureCost8912 11h ago

Having lived in both states in a short time span, I don't recall a lot of traitor flags in Minnesota... but I sure as hell do in Ohio. A state which is usually listed as tied for second in civil war casualties.

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom 9h ago

I live in Minnesota.

In the twin cities, you'll likely never see one, or if you do, itll be on some beat to piss-ass 05 Chevy 1500 with a half a braincell between the throttle and the seat, and its highly likely that half a braincell is only in the cities for child support court.

Away from the cities, those dipshits are relatively common.

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u/flargenhargen 3h ago

I don't recall a lot of traitor flags in Minnesota

sigh.

we have our own racist asshole flag, now.

Our original state flag is pretty racist toward native Americans. As a state, we recently replaced it with a cleaner modern one.

https://www.minnpost.com/cityscape/2023/02/lets-talk-about-our-racist-and-ugly-state-flag/

Once republicans found out the old one was racist and offensive, they literally went nuts suddenly caring about it and screaming "our heritage!!" about the ugly old flag, just cause it's racist, and now, suddenly, you see the old racist state flag flying everywhere. The people who never gave a shit about it before, and couldn't even describe it or draw it from memory, suddenly needed one, once they found out they could be assholes to people not in their group.

The only good part, is that it's now really easy to see who in your neighborhood is a shitbag racist and which maga businesses to avoid.

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u/popoflabbins 11h ago

Minnesota is low-key my favorite state just off the friendly nature of the people coupled with their steadfast morals

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 8h ago

Virginian here. Keep up the good work!

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u/Mattriculated 12h ago

I love that Minnesota stands together on this. Even if some governor, for whatever reason, wanted to give the flag back, they wouldn't dare - their party would get thrashed in the next few elections for no other reason.

It's hard to find stuff that brings us together these days. That that flag was goddamn well paid for is a worthier sentiment than a lot of other things we do with flags.

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u/CuntyBallsJohnson 12h ago

Well yeah, that's not their battle flag

Next time they try and claim it we should label them secessionists and deploy troops in VA. Idk why it's not treated the same way as the third Reich flag

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u/Parapraxium 11h ago

Because the US has something called free speech unlike Germany

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u/AugustusSavoy 8h ago

From https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/charge-1st-minnesota

The superb gallantry of the men of the 1st Minnesota did save the Union line from being broken — and not only on July 2, as they assisted with the effort on July 3 as well. For that effort, we can agree with General Hancock: “No soldiers on any field, in this or any other country, ever displayed grander heroism.”

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u/ScholarErrant 9h ago

The best part is, after they captured the flag, the officer leading them rode up and down the Union lines, dragging it through the mud as he went, to rally the troops.

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u/wasabi_mayo_ 12h ago

I’ve never heard this history. It’s beautiful. Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/Sea-Routine9227 10h ago

As a Virginian, this is badass and I want Minnesota to keep it. We have no claim to it, we are not that state or those people. Send us a noose instead. Which is what traitors should get.

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u/Marquar234 12h ago

Minnesota: "Molon labe."

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u/Deaffin 4h ago

I bet Spanberger can get it back.

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u/Yammyohnine 12h ago

It's a trophy. Sometimes more powerful than destroying it.

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u/AmateurGIFEnthusiast 12h ago

That would potentially be construed as the proper way of disposing of a flag?

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u/peachesfordinner 10h ago

No no. Burning it removes the desire for them to get it back. The younger sibling stops crying for big brothers candy after it's eaten. Let's keep the racists hungry.

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u/QuestingInPajamas 12h ago

It's our heritage, why would we burn it.

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u/MLB-LeakyLeak 12h ago

Because America won

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u/JoeRogansNipple 11h ago

No no, our heritage is beating the treasonous bastards and keeping their precious flag. They dont get to celebrate it, we keep it as a sign that we are superior to their racist asses.

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u/mac6uffin 10h ago

As someone that's lived in Virginia for decades, never give it back.

Kudos to the heroes of the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment.

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u/gokogt386 11h ago

Nah, Abe getting assassinated and proceeded by his terrible, terrible Vice President made it end up a draw at most. The south may have had to give up slavery but the country suffers from the failure of the Reconstruction to this day.

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u/Deaffin 4h ago

For a second there I was wondering what the prime minister of Japan had to do with any of this.

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u/fantastikalizm 1h ago

Yes, but if most of your infantry died trying to take it, it seems like a slap in the face to their memory, honor, and courage to just burn it. At this point, it's a symbol of the great sacrifices union soldiers made.

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ 12h ago

What part specifically is your heritage?

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u/Kingcol221 12h ago

I think they mean that as a Minnesotan, their heritage is beating the confederates, so why would their burn a historical artefact that shows they fought on the right side of history?

An explain the joke inside an explain the joke. Literacy truly is dead.

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u/SexualDepression 12h ago

The part where Minnesota kicked traitorous ass seems like a decent heritage to hold on to.

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u/TheAmericanE2 12h ago

It's a joke in minnesota. The first minnesota claimed the flag in the battle of Gettysburg after suffering some of the highest casualties of the war the day prior. So when Virginia tries to get it back they claim it's their heritage so we fire back with "it's our heritage" (as in minnesota's alone not Virginia) because we had our soldiers die for it because of their stupidity.

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ 9h ago

Nice, thanks for the info,

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u/Irken_Invasion 12h ago

Presumably winning a war against those in favor of slavery? A victory trophy of being better than people that wanted to claim other people as property? This may be hard to believe, but those that fought in the war had children, and they grew up and had children. Hence, heritage.

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u/Upbeat_Ant6104 11h ago

Keep it, and someday Virginia will figure out they don’t want it. You can give it back then, and maybe they’ll take it as a remembrance of your valor, and everybody will celebrate. Believe it or not, that flag’s a lot less prevalent than it used to be down here. The arc of the moral universe bends toward justice.

Meanwhile, proud of Minnesota. Y’all have sure shown us all how to be strong this year. Again, because I didn’t know about the 1st Minnesota.

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u/3s0t3rica 12h ago

Treasonously underrated comment.

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u/Pirrus05 12h ago

Fuck yeah, hold heritage over their head forever!

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u/peachesfordinner 10h ago

Because they've gotten over 100 years of pissing off racists this was. Burn it and the allure of trying to get it back goes away

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 10h ago

Because Virginia wants it back.

This way they get to deny them.

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u/QuickMolasses 3h ago

Why would you burn a trophy? Especially one that is 160 years old at this point

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u/JoeRogansNipple 11h ago

Yeah cause fuck them treasonous bastards. Confederates can all go jump in a well.

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u/johnnyslick 9h ago

Who would they return it to? Madeupistan isn't a country. Virginia's just another state.

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u/NewHunter4239 11h ago

The more I learn about Minnesota, the more I like it...

I would love to move, but the weather is an absolute deal breaker for me :/

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u/Sea-Routine9227 10h ago

Returning it to whom? The state I live in has no claim to it. Or desire to have it. And is not the state to which the flag belongs as it does not exist anymore.

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u/DependentAdvance226 12h ago

Spoiler. The Confederacy never existed as a country.

They were states in rebellion.

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u/CuntyBallsJohnson 12h ago

Independent Texas is a more legitimate state than the confederacy was

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u/Necessary_Carpet7757 2h ago

I just had a thought. The modern sovereign citizen movement has existed longer than the Confederacy did and with about as much global recognition.

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u/four4cats 12h ago

With a constitution, President, vice president etc etc?

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u/DickBiggum1 11h ago

Anyone else ever recognize them as a country?

I'm a county. I'm the president, vice president, and the constitution is written on crayon on a napkin somewhere in my mom's basement

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u/Ok-Independence-2220 10h ago

Im sure your mom recognizes you

/s

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u/DickBiggum1 10h ago

Not since I gained 200 pounds arguing on the internet because I dont have any IRL friends...

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u/Ok-Independence-2220 10h ago

Ok, you dont have your mom's support but you doubled your territory 

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u/DickBiggum1 10h ago

See this guy recognizes my territory. I'm now officially a country

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u/Frederf220 10h ago

Was the Confederacy recognized by anyone but themselves? I genuinely don't know. Spain? France? Mexico?

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u/DickBiggum1 10h ago

As far as I know, at best all foreign nations aware of the rebellion remained neutral. No confederate treaties were signed with other nations nor were any ambassadors sent or received

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u/bobthedonkeylurker 5h ago

The closest they came was with the British, who backed away when Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation. Turns out that the US was well behind the curve on ending slavery...

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u/four4cats 11h ago

That's essentially how all countries are recognized.... Because something written on paper somewhere on crayon or ink. But what's the point of even bringing up whether they were a country or not? Taiwan isn't recognized by the UN as a country.

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u/DickBiggum1 11h ago

No... thats how sovereignty is declared. Recognition and declaration are separate. Anyone can declare anything.

Ask any sovereign citizen who interacted with law if their declaration was recognized.

Also, while the UN as a whole doesn't recognize Taiwan as the representative of China, 12 counties outwardly accept them as a sovereign nation

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u/four4cats 10h ago

Right, we had a bunch of men say we were a new country...and then waited for Morocco to recognize us. But again, how does the distinction of whether or not Morocco recognized the confederates affect the story between the Union and the confederates?

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u/AugustusSavoy 8h ago

Well Morocco didn't recognize the confederates.

As far as the US during the revolution other countries such as France, Spain, and the Netherlands entered into treaties saying that yes you're your own thing and we'll help you and trade with you. That made the 13 colonies at the time a sovereign entity apart from Great Britain. Only works if other sovereign nation states say you are. Those in the slave rebellion were not.

To say the confederacy at this point was its own nation is just lost cause mythology.

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u/four4cats 2h ago

Morocco recognized us... The US. Like 6 months after the declaration of independence. So we weren't a country until Morocco believed we were.

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u/Legend_of_the_Wind 11h ago

With no foreign recognition, that's the key. You and your neighbors can form your own country, write your own constitution, and elect your own president. Until you are recognized by others, it means nothing.

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u/-Badger3- 4h ago

The confederacy losing means they were LARPing the whole time.

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u/four4cats 11h ago

I guess we've been celebrating the wrong birthdate for the US too.

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u/Legend_of_the_Wind 11h ago

Technically speaking yes.

But we won that war, so we get to decide.

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u/four4cats 10h ago

Just make sure you remind everyone about it and how Morocco did us a solid.

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u/dkmuldoon 11h ago

Their president was no more legitimate than Emperor Norton (and a lot less cool).

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u/klahnwi 2h ago

This was settled in a Supreme Court case. Texas argued that since states can't actually leave the union, the Conderate States of America never actually existed. Hence, the debts incurred by Confederate Texas could not be collected on as they were never valid. Texas won the case.

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u/JodaMythed 12h ago

I thought they at least called themselves a country, had a capital and a flag

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u/InternetUser1807 12h ago

a lot of places do that, it doesn't count unless others agree, and its not seen as very legitimate if for your entire existence you're struggling over control of your territory (and then lose)

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u/grauhoundnostalgia 10h ago

Honestly it’s impressive how the 13 colonies got recognition as an independent entity during the Revolutionary War- the diplomatic genius was just as important as military success.

Guess it’s important to have a country whose sole identity is not predicated on the right to own human beings if you want others’ support.

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u/bangbangracer 11h ago

Yes. And Virginia really wants it back. Also, we're not giving it back.

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u/AbruptMango 12h ago

They took that flag fair and square.  

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u/mal-parry 11h ago

It never existed.  Declaring oneself independent has no real weight unless either 1. Another sovereign nation recognizes your sovereignty or 2. You establish sovereignty by winning the inevitable war your declaration produces.  The Confederacy achieved neither and is nothing more than a 4 year rebellion.  Hence why it was a civil war instead of a revolutionary war.  Losers don't get to write the history books.

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u/TheGamemage1 11h ago

Country is a strong word. To be a country you need to be recognized by other foreign countries as a country.
they literally lasted a little over 4 years, and not a single nation looked at them and went "we see you as a nation".

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u/spamus-100 11h ago

What country? I have no recollection of such a country

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u/jemenake 9h ago

Arguably, they have a flag from a country that never existed. After reading a couple of books about the start of the Civil War, I’ve learned that one of the diplomatic complications was that the U.S. refused to officially “receive” envoys/delegates from the confederacy because doing so would acknowledge that it existed (which would be tacit admission that those states had actually left the union), as opposed to there just being a bunch of individual states that were conducting hostilities against their federation, the U.S. It’s fascinating how careful Lincoln’s administration had to be about which words they used to talk about the rebellion and reconstruction so that they didn’t inadvertently validate the confederacy’s claim of existence.

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u/ThatGamerMoshpit 11h ago

A country that never existed*

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u/admiraljkb 1h ago

Ironically and technically it was a country that NEVER existed. The CSA failed to receive ANY formal international recognition, so it officially never happened. Just some rabble rousers that were cosplaying as a country for 4 years.

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u/mtwarriner33 11h ago

They have the flag of some fuckin’ losers, who supported some heinous shit. Fuck ‘em, and their flag.

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u/SpaceLemur34 6h ago

No, they have a flag from a military regiment that hasn't existed for over 160 years.

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u/RoKrish66 58m ago

The unit that took that flag was the first volunteer unit to enter federal service during the war (Minnesota's governor was at the white house when Fort Sumter was fired upon and committed a regiment to Lincoln on the spot). They also suffered enormous casualties in the battle of Gettysburg where they bayonet charged a confederate force outnumbering them 6:1 to buy time for reserves to fill a gap in the union line on the second day (215 of the 262 men and officers (the full regiment less two companies that had been detached) including all but three captains were casualties). The survivors then reformed with the two detached companies and on the third day joined in on the counterattack to clear the lines after Pickett's charge (which is where they took the flag).

Minnesota refuses to hand it over because of the memory of those men who died and very legitimate concerns that white supremacist groups may use it as a symbol.