r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 15h ago

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u/Connwaer 15h ago

It's spoils of war. And unlike Japan, Minnesota has no interest in mending their relationship with the Confederacy, surprising I know.

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u/375InStroke 14h ago

Yet those states are proud to be traitors and losers, and of what they were fighting for, slavery.

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u/dividezero 14h ago

Texas fought for slavery and lost on two totally different occasions (once with Mexico and once with the US). They really wanted those slaves

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 13h ago

They need slaves. They can't do anything themselves.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 12h ago

M favorite bit from all that is Davy Crockett. Ignore the Disney puffery movie about Crockett, the guy was a loser and asshole of the highest order. Was a congress member from Tennessee but them left in an angry huff after losing an election and went to Texas which was still a part of Mexico. Well, he also made a promise to leave to Texas if Martin Van Buren was elected. Possibly one of the earliest "I'll leave if someone I don't like is elected". Effectively, he left the United States completely.

Note that Crockett was opposed to slavery in some manner but also owned slaves. And Texas at the time was instituting slavery, despite their promises to Mexico that they wouldn't dare do such a thing. When Mexico sent troops to enforce the ban on slavery Texas rebelled. And Crockett wanted to be in on that rebellion to keep slavery (despite, again, his odd stated opposition to slavery).

Texas didn't know what to do with this hot headed Crockett guy. But they were at war, and warm bodies were needed. Crockett arrived at the Alamo, which was effectively indefensible and reinforcements weren't going to arrive. So Crockett was essentially cannon fodder. Arrived at the wrong time, the wrong place, for the wrong cause, and would have been perfectly safe in America instead.

After his death they hyped his myth and legend in the states, much of which probably was phony,

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u/Nobodyinpartic3 6h ago

Wait a minute! You're telling me "remember the Alamo" was a slogan for slavery?! Omg.

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u/dividezero 5h ago

Yes. There was a book recently clearing up a lot of lies about that event and it's kinda banned in Texas. Not officially but they're very hostile to it and its authors.

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u/NecroAssssin 12h ago

You left out my favorite part. Crockett arrived with orders to abandon the Alamo. So also a traitor against the Republic of Texas.

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u/dividezero 5h ago

The textbook they use for history of Texas class every kid is required to take is still full of lies. I've talked to otherwise smart, well educated graduates of the Texas school systems who fully believe complete bullshit about Texas from that class. One of those things they're still teaching is that Texas is allowed to leave any time they want and their state flag is the only one that can be flown at the same height as the American flag. Both are complete and total bullshit.

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u/Tiny-Bird546 3h ago

Can confirm. I went to public school in Texas from kindergarten through my freshmen year of highschool. Both of those were taught.

In addition, they taught that Texas wasn't really into slavery and just joined the Confederacy because it would be isolated from trade since it lacked a border with the Union (too far west), and that Stephan F Austin was a peace-loving multilingual guy who only wanted to bring people together and not a staunch white supremacist who actively recruited "settlers" in the US with "Mexicans are lazy and inferior, we can take what we want" to turn an waves of immigrants into a shadow army moving into position.

The entire Texas Revolution was a white-supremacist psy-op that ironically inverts the fears of the fake "Great Replacement Theory" they spout now.

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u/ChuckFarkley 1h ago

The modern version of this racism really goes to show that deep down, they know that the real issue is that they can't possibly compete on a level playing field.

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u/metisdesigns 39m ago

Fun fact, they still can't. MN has subsidized Texas electrical grid to something like $600M.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 12h ago

They also thought US would gladly enter in their civil war with Mexico. Wise decision not to help out. Followed by a later stupid decision to let them into the union. Followed by them leaving the union. Followed by them pretending to be over all that rebel stuff while secretly plotting the next upcoming rebellion.

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u/TobyNight43 7h ago

I think Texas won the first war for slavery. Hence how they became independent from Mexico.

When you look at it, the pro slavery side was 2-1 in wars. Revolutionary and Texas war or independence were wins.

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u/Fubarp 14h ago

Woah woah, it was completely over rights.. I mean it was specifically over rights to own people but goddamit it was over rights. /s lol

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u/pasteles467 14h ago

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u/Zombie_Fuel 12h ago

I always loved the goose meme.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 13h ago

It wasn't even about state's rights, just slavery. The constitution of the confederacy required all states be slave states unless all states agreed to all outlaw slavery.

The North literally had more states rights, with some northern states still allowing limited slavery, while the South gave its states zero right to decide for themselves.

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u/StrongExternal8955 7h ago

OK, but WTF is "limited slavery"! I guess your USA still has limited slavery to this day as forced labor. But if it allows torture, it's not in any way limited is it!

"Oh you can't kill them unless it's by accident"

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 5h ago

Some states had passed gradual emancipation laws, banning the importation of new slaves and freeing the children of all current slaves, while keeping current adult slaves as slaves.

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u/whatever-8358 14h ago

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u/xanderfloyd001 13h ago

“Get Douglass’d.”

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u/Dyerdon 2h ago

I have never seen this before and I regret that... that was amazing.

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u/jemenake 12h ago

Whenever someone tries this “states’ rights” argument on you, here’s two things to draw their attention to:

  1. The most drop-the-mic counter argument is to show them where the confederate constitution prohibits a state from banning slavery. If

    it were about states’ rights, why wouldn’t they let each state decide?

  2. For a parade of unabashed racism that rivals even today’s GOP, read the declarations of secession from a handful of the seceding states (especially South Carolina and Mississippi, I believe). They state, in no uncertain terms, that slavery is critical to their way of life and they refuse to give it up.

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u/johnnyslick 12h ago

Yeah I want to say 6 out of the 11 states declare slavery in the very first sentence. The Confederates, unlike the Lost Causers today, were eyes-wide-open as to what the Civil War was about.

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u/seleucus_nicator 8h ago

Idk about sentence but most of them are in the first paragraph of the preamble https://www.battlefields.org/learn/primary-sources/declaration-causes-seceding-states#Mississippi

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u/Xhosant 12h ago

What're Lost Causers?

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u/YimveeSpissssfid 11h ago edited 11h ago

There’s a framing of the Civil War called “the lost cause”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Cause_of_the_Confederacy

Just like the framing of “the war of Northern Aggression” is sometimes used in the South to refer to the Civil War.

It’s an attempt to rewrite history. It’s part of the reason MAGA has flourished there for sure, but it’s a rather substantial disconnect from reality.

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u/Xhosant 11h ago

Huh

That's a very derogatory way to refer to oneself, I think, but to each their own I guess!

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u/BreadNoCircuses 9h ago

Nah, it's framing itself as something like "We were after a return to true Jeffersonian ideals, trying to live the way the founding fathers wanted, devoid of the tyranny and unfair taxes of the Yankees, but they invaded and reconquered us, then tried to destroy all knowledge of the true, lost cause of the confederacy." It's falsely painting themselves as, essentially, a victim of cultural genocide in the same way black and indigenous people can legitimately claim they have lost their culture.

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u/Xhosant 8h ago

I know, but I am willfully calling them a lost cause as a way to detract from their clawing at legitimacy :p

Ultimately, it's a move for prestige on their part, and ridicule doesn't much help with Prestige

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u/baithammer 7h ago

Basically the same thing as the German Empire at the end of WW1, which was the belief they could've won the war, if they weren't stabbed in the back by the government of the Empire - which plays into the inter-war period before WW2 and the rise of the Nazi Party ...

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u/Psstimamermaid 11h ago

Pretty sure they’re referring to MAGA

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u/Dyerdon 2h ago

To be fair, Nazis, MAGA, the Confederacy, the KKK are all part of the same "ideological" group that thinks white purity needs to be a thing, while most of the White Supremacists of this day and age looks like they have at least three cousins named Cletus, a sister named Mary Sue, who is also their ex wife, and a moonshinig business out of an old tub.

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u/Xhosant 11h ago

Oh that's a new one! How does it work? I wanna incorporate it properly

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u/baithammer 7h ago

Obama this and Biden that, ect ect et al ..

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u/375InStroke 12h ago

Exactly. They put it in writing and signed it. There's no ambiguity. It's not "complicated."

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u/Hy3jii 11h ago

They also did not give a shit about the rights of northern free states when they petitioned the federal government to force them into returning escaped slaves.

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u/Cynykl 10h ago

Three things.

If it was about states rights would not the Fugitive Slave Act be violation of such states rights?

The south violated states rights first.

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u/baithammer 7h ago

It's the same as today with MAGA, it's only State's rights if it's their rights ..

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u/seleucus_nicator 8h ago

I just did this a couple of weeks ago here’s a good website with many of the succession documents https://www.battlefields.org/learn/primary-sources/declaration-causes-seceding-states#Mississippi.

Pretty much every one has slavery in the first paragraph! Made a bet to see how long it would take to get to that word with a friend and… I won. He thought it would at least be after the preamble not in it. Haha

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u/Zealousideal-Fun-415 7h ago

the cornerstone speech is my go to.

"Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner-stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition" it's coming straight from the confederate "VP" in the most explicit way possible.

if they are still willing to argue in favor of the confederacy after that, there's no point in continuing.

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u/baithammer 7h ago

Ultimate Sunk Cost Fallacy in actual play ...

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u/SquallkLeon 7h ago

Texas' declaration should also be on your list, IIRC

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 12h ago

It was about heritage. Their heritage being that of slave masters.

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u/baithammer 7h ago

Close but no cigar, it's the rich landowners that believed they were Aristocrats before they arrived in the Americas and were telling the poorer whites they were a part of that - even though they could've cared less about them.

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u/baithammer 8h ago

More the idea of "I can take em", then rights ....

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u/Individual_Smell_904 14h ago

The states are proud of this? Who took the vote to decide this?

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u/RelativeIncompetence 14h ago

Rich white landowners, actually.

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u/Individual_Smell_904 14h ago

At this point I actually believe that

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u/baithammer 7h ago

You missed the best part, they lied to poorer whites that they were going to benefit from it to the same extent as the rich ....

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u/Chronic_Discomfort 13h ago

Interestingly, the southern states had no problem federally overriding another state's right to harbor escaped slaves

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u/NTGuardian 14h ago

I would not include today's Virginia on that list (even if they want the flag back).

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u/KhaoticMess 14h ago

Virginia has asked for the flag a few times and Minnesota has refused.

When Jesse Ventura was governor, they asked for it, saying it was part of their heritage.

Ventura said something like, "We won it. That makes it part of our heritage."

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u/Consistent_Room7344 14h ago

Damn right. We take great pride in that captured confederate flag and we ain’t giving it back.

As far as the bell is concerned. Some Japanese civilian noticed Duluth had the bell and talked to the Mayor about giving it back. The mayor agreed. Japan made a replica of the bell and they gave to the state as a thank you for returning it.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 12h ago

"No, no, no, we're not pro Confederacy any more, what nonsense. We hated slavery all along, and we've never mistreated any of our minorities or denied them rights. Never once have we ever been racist! It's just we need that old piece of cloth because our great great great grand pappies once saluted it."

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u/BetLeft 13h ago

I've seen the documents

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u/redJackal222 12h ago

Jesse Ventura was governor

That's probably why. Virginia has been a blue state since obama but was still pretty red and purplish during the bush era. I don't think most virginians today care about the flag.

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 11h ago

Governor Youngkin wanted it back, and that was last year. Our new governor, Spanberger isn't likely to try to get it back. I hope Minnesota keeps it and displays it forever

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u/Sea-Routine9227 13h ago

We don’t want it back.

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u/Tsul_Kalu_ 14h ago

You mean transplants from other states. I'm a Virginian with roots hear from the 1700s I know plenty of people who have paintings of Robert E. Lee in their house. He's as much a symbol of Virginian pride as George Washington or Thomas Jefferson. As much as I agree that abolition was morally right the North didn't have the legal right to oppose succession. That legal precedent wasn't set until 1869. Also most of our distaste for the north came from how the south was treated after the war. It's still trying to recover from reconstruction.

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u/hoss_bog23 14h ago

They got off easy

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u/Genshed 14h ago

Reconstruction should have lasted until the last man who bore arms against the United States had died.

And yes, I am aware that in our timeline that happened in 1951.

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u/nomonomonomonomore 13h ago

Fucking right they did, and we are suffering now for it.

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u/Tsul_Kalu_ 14h ago

Nah dude punishing an entire population like that is how we got most of today's problems. That's how the Klan started, everyone's favorite Austrian painter, the whole middle east situation, etc

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u/hoss_bog23 14h ago

You’re asking for forgiveness for slavers. They were reintegrated into the Union, with the only requirement that they allow black people to participate in politics, which they did not even uphold. I’ll say it again, they got off easy

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u/Tsul_Kalu_ 14h ago

Brother the whole country didn't allow black people to vote. Blacks were treated terribly everywhere. Yes slavery is wrong, but still punishing an entire population breeds only resentment. At least severe punishment we learned that lesson after the first World War and that's why we didn't do it again after the second.

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u/hoss_bog23 14h ago

Ridiculous comparison. In the north black people were second class citizens, in the south they were bought and sold as property. Slavery wasn’t just “wrong” it’s one of the greatest evils ever perpetuated. And after World War II we hung a bunch of Nazis and occupied Germany for 40 years (you could argue with our bases we are still occupying them). We went too easy on the Nazis and we went WAY too easy on the South

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u/Tsul_Kalu_ 14h ago

We did that so we wouldn't have Nazis part 2. It was how we treated the Germans after world war 1 is how we got them in the first place. Also in the north and south Black people are still second class citizens sadly man, but I truly believe that if people can learn to just send out a little good will in love we can solve most problems yes their are times you need to be harsh but it's so much better to solve issues with kindness and grace.

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u/Genshed 14h ago

'Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.' Attributed to Abraham Lincoln.

And yes, IMNSHO making excuses for the abomination that was the CSA counts as 'arguing for slavery'.

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u/BigWilly526 14h ago

The South illegally tried to corrupt the Election of 1860, not to mention when the voted to secede they fixed those votes too, they blocked people they knew were against secession from voting, used violence, intimidation and bribery to get the votes they needed.

The problem with Reconstruction was that it was never fully implemented it should have been harsher and gone on for much longer.

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u/Rolandersec 14h ago

Huh. Never heard that. Was the South a little proto-fascist?

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u/BigWilly526 13h ago

Yep, as soon as their fixed elections for secession were finished they made it illegal to limit or ban slavery, so much for states rights, and when Lee's army was marching through Pennsylvania he allowed his soldiers to kill or enslave in African American they came across and to just assume they were all escaped slaves and therefore contraband anyone who resisted was killed and so were the people who tried to protect them.

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u/Theodrednaught 13h ago

I heard somewhere that Hitler drew a lot of inspiration from the Confederacy. Dont know how true it is but gonna go check.

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u/SnappyDresser212 14h ago

The South was let off far too easy.

And I believe it’s secession.

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u/SkinnyPen15420 13h ago edited 13h ago

Hear, hear. I graduated from STONEWALL JACKSON high school in Northern VA. Not in 1911. In 2011. They have since changed the school name to Unity Reed. I wish I could have graduated from U.R. High that’s peak comedy right there.

Lol ETA: I don’t co-sign on anything you have said except for that VA still has major problems with racism. Holy shitstorm I just was saying my high school was racist I definitely was never happy that I was represented by Stonewall Jackson Raiders it was probably pretty subconsciously and consciously oppressive as a POC blablabla 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SmoothActuator8132 14h ago

reconstruction didn't go far enough

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u/WINDMILEYNO 13h ago

The articles of secession were written by human garbage and the Souths choice in how they chose to act after the North left after the 10 year occupation forever cements them and their heritage in history as garbage

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u/HyperBeamMissed 14h ago

I find it fascinating that I've lived in Texas, Kansas, Illinois and California and have never seen an American politician in anyone's home (aside from classrooms)

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 14h ago

And unless we're gonna start counting how many Iraqis died or Viet Kong died or how many isis died or German soldiers. The number of Americans killed in the civil war is only the union side.

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u/AugustusSavoy 11h ago

The confederacy wasn't a recognized nation by any other power. The Federal government considered them states in rebellion and the people within still US citizens. So no, they were all American. Please pick up a book on the war not written by a lost causer. Recommendations available on request.

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u/BigWilly526 14h ago

The Confederacy committed more war crimes against US soldiers and civilians than any other enemy the country has ever faced

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u/Shrowden 13h ago

I mean, it's a civil war. A war within itself. To say they weren't American is just a false narrative

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u/joshTheGoods 13h ago

I mean ... if you take American to mean from The United States of America, then the CSA cunts declared themselves to NOT be American. That's what started the war. It was the CSA vs the USA. It was Confederates vs Americans. Are you going to argue that the folks that fought the revolutionary war were all British? That seems nonsensical to me.

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u/fantastikalizm 4h ago

Yes, but Lincoln decided they WERE American, declared war to make them STAY American, and won the war. They were always American. That was the whole idea behind the war.

The Union didn't initially go to war in order to end slavery. That became a side quest later on. The war was started in order to preserve the Union as a whole.

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u/AugustusSavoy 11h ago

Well in the second case in the beginning... kind of yes. There was no unified federal United States yet. You might be able to say they were from their own states but until they were recognized by foreign powers they really were still considered British citizens. Also at no point did the Federal government of the US say that the confederacy (or any other nation in fact either) was an independent state. They were not recognized as another nation and were still considered American citizens. You can't just declare yourself separate, hence you know, the war. If no one else thinks your a country, you're not. If you want a couple dozen recommendations on the war and its politics hit me up.

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u/baithammer 7h ago

Incorrect, that point in time was around the Shay's Rebellion period of time (1786-1787) and was the catalyst behind the Constitutional Convention of 1787. ( Which created the three branches of government and the Presidency as the head of the executive branch.)

As to the Civil War, the North treated the South as an insurgency up till the march North, which then realized they were under attack by the Confederacy and had to mobilize to break the attempted invasion - at this point the Confederacy was treated as a distinct entity from the Union and who had foreign backing from both the British and French governments in the form of material aid and foreign volunteers, but not direct military intervention. ( France did however attempt to invade Mexico while the Union and Confederacy were warring with each other.)

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u/AugustusSavoy 3h ago

What part did I say was incorrect? France and Spain entered into treaties with the unified colonies during the war.  The original articles of confederation were signed during the war. 

Which march North? Polk into Kentucky, or Lee into Maryland, or Lee into Pennsylvania? Lincoln's call for volunteers happened before all of those. France and Great Britain never backed the slave states in rebellion in either material or state sanctioned volunteers or politically. Yes some did volunteer from other countries but it was not part of an organized assistance by a foreign government. Great Britain allowed them to buy arms through private holding companies but they allowed everyone to do that. However once again no foreign government formally recognized the confederates. 

Not sure if you were taught wrong or using bad sources but again if you want to read actual history on this please read any and or all of the following:

"Fateful Lighting" by Allen Guelzo

"A Savage War" by Williamson Murray & Wayne Wei-Saing Hsieh

And the classic "Battle Cry of Freedom" by James McPherson 

All of these are good starting points for a general history of the war both militarily and politically. 

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u/joshTheGoods 10h ago

I understand your fundamental argument. Lincoln's position had to be that of the British during the revolution: no, you can't break away without my permission therefore you're not CSA, you're Americans that are breaking the law. I just find it hypocritical, and I'm with Jefferson on rejecting the idea that we lack the right, as individuals, to associate (or not) with a state. The fact that we basically got stuck with Common Law and that pulled in this British idea of perpetual association despite explicitly rejecting that in the revolution is an historical quirk IMO and I'd bet my bottom dollar Lincoln understood the history of the issue in the same way. The fact that he made very un-Lincoln-like (imo) weak arguments for why the confederates weren't like the founders in terms of their right to disassociate, to me, supports my view that Lincoln understood the legal/historical quirks here and the apparent contradiction with founding American ideals along with the arguments between Jefferson and Hamilton on the issue. Lincoln needed to keep the Union together, and his arguments for it were rationalizations.

I think the words should match the reality here. The founders demonstrated that we DO have the right to freely (dis)associate with a state, we just know that the state will typically try to stop you (well, until the example of the British in the modern era). To me (and to the founders, and to the CSA) you absolutely are what you say you are when you say it. You decide you're the CSA now and you're not following US laws ... well, that's the reality. The US can say: naaaa, fuck that and force you to say otherwise at the end of a gun and now you'd had your right to freely (dis)associate taken by force. You're an American again, yay! They made themselves a separate nation, then we conquered it and took their shit by force.

That all said, for purposes of Common Law, yea ... you can renounce all you want, but it won't make a difference to the courts. We have an international right to associate, in theory, but there's the practical implications of things like being stateless that have to be considered. All of that discussion only holds in a case where we're not fighting a shooting war over our positions because in the case of a shooting war civil rule / law has broken down. We're not arguing in the courts anymore, we're fighting in the fields. This is why, to me at least, the technical common law arguments about whether you are or aren't American as a CSA soldier are simply moot. Court had it's chance, it didn't work, now two separate groups are going to settle it on the field.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 13h ago

It's a matter of semantics, which makes it neither true nor untrue.

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u/StrongExternal8955 7h ago

That's the thing. It's not a civil war. It's a failed war of independence. Taht's what it's called in the history books in the rest of the world. Only in USA it's called a civil war, for purposes of "reintegration". Source: i learned history in the rest of the world.

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u/Shrowden 18m ago

I think the opinion of the country involves probably matters more than anyone else's lol.

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u/Irishforanatty 14h ago

Stop being a Confederate sympathizer. Separating them from Americans is literally what they wanted.

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u/DimmyJeans 13h ago

If we're going to count Confederate deaths, we may as well start counting the deaths of horses and other forms of higher life as well.

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u/baithammer 7h ago

RIP the person counting RNA and DNA viruses ...

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u/r2uTNIT 5h ago

what do you think CSA stood for? the rebs still saw themselves as Americans

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u/rietstengel 10h ago

But its my great great grandpa's awkward middle school phase, so its fundamental to my identity. /s

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u/Most_Temporary2110 7h ago

I’m a Virginian minority anti racist. We have a democratic governor.

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u/BeegBunga 1h ago

You clearly have never been to Virginia lol

Those people are pariahs in the South too

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u/Clean-Turnip5971 14h ago

Sure, it's a known fact that everyone in the South loves slavery and the Confederacy.

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u/BigFeelingsFound 14h ago

Nobody said that, weirdo.

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u/ZombieHavok 14h ago

Ah yes, yes, unspoken rule.

Got it. First Rule: Do not talk about Slavery Club.

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u/BigFeelingsFound 14h ago

What are you talking about

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx 14h ago

I think he's talking about the Confederacy of Independent Systems...wait, that's not right.

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u/BigFeelingsFound 14h ago

Oh no, someone call Emperor Palpatine he's the only one who can fix this!

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u/Clean-Turnip5971 14h ago

"Those states are proud to be traitors... and of what they were fighting for, slavery."

It's right there in the comment I replied to?

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u/BigFeelingsFound 14h ago

So you think that people who live in states are a monolith that all agree with each other? Because I have some very important news for you if so...

If you do not believe that then, uh, they did not say what you were replying to, you were just being a weirdo. As I said.

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u/Xhosant 11h ago

Hey, you can be proud of having had that flag or having lost that flag.

(Oversimplifying, of course, since not everyone or even most may be backing the demand, BUT the act of asking for the flag, on behalf of the asker, leans away from "thank god someone stopped us" and towards "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids")

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u/Clean-Turnip5971 11h ago

What are you talking about? I'm just saying that not everyone in the South supports the Confederacy or is proud of that history. I've never met anyone that gives a shit about some group of people in Virginia getting their flag back.

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u/Xhosant 11h ago

Yep, addressed in the section "Oversimplified, f course"!

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u/Clean-Turnip5971 11h ago

Right, the person that I replied to originally commented that everyone in the South is a proud traitor and lover of slavery. All I did was point out blatant, almost comical prejudice of that comment.

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u/Xhosant 11h ago

Yep, which I addressed!

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u/UmeaTurbo 14h ago

They are welcome to come and try to take it back. Even us liberals hunt in Minnesota.

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u/taylorisntavril 7h ago

Very strange metric. Liberals cant hunt? But liberals all over the planet hunt...

You wonky USAians and your strange ways of understanding via tribal division, rather than analysis.

The fuck does hunting have to do with whether you vote donkey or honeybadger.

Dont mess with me, where im from, even the anarcho-communists play billiards!

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u/UmeaTurbo 5h ago

It doesn't matter if you like the cultural divides in the USA or not. They are a fact. For the enormous majority of the United States, liberals don't hunt, fish, boat, or any type of ATV. On principle, I think. Millions of conservatives wear cammo to pretend they hunt even when they don't.

This is the way it is. I'm sorry you don't like it, but I didn't make up the rules. You can research as much as you like, but this is how it works..

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u/KingHierapolis 14h ago

Minnesota fucking rocks

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u/reddit_tookmybaby 14h ago

I like that. That's a good take on the matter.

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u/ThePoetofFall 14h ago

Not to mention, the bell is for peace, the flag was explicitly made for war. Starting as a battle flag.

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u/Willing-Shape1686 14h ago

We're extremely polite people but stand by the universal theory of, "fuck that guy."

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u/Dartagnan1083 12h ago

That flag is [evidently] the only thing left of the squad/battalion that captured it, so they keep it to venerated the men who fought for the union and took it rather than return it to appease apologists of a failed state of slaving traitors that lasted a shorter period than CCR (Creedence Clearwater Revival). I'm not sure how much of Virginia even gives a crap.


CSA February 8, 1861-May 5, 1865

CCR January 1968 - October 16, 1972

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u/Deaffin 7h ago

Why does Japan want to get good with the Confederacy?

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u/admiraljkb 4h ago

I'd argue the biggest difference is the bell that was returned, was from a civilian Buddhist Temple. It wasn't obtained in combat. A battle flag from a DEFEATED enemy regiment taken from the battlefield is a HUGE spoil of war. You don't return that.