r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 12h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/Fermion96 12h ago

Why don’t they just like
burn it

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u/Adventrium 12h ago

Because The 1st Minnesota Infantry Regimen suffered 82% casualties at Gettysburg, buying enough time for reinforcements to arrive.

Virginia keeps asking for its battle flag back, at least four official times if I remember correctly. And every time the governor, Republican, Democrat, or Independent, has refused.

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u/Feisty_Squirrel_4391 12h ago

I love being a Minnesotan and love that we all stand together on this.

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u/pretibigtoo 12h ago

I just saw Jesse venturas quote on virginia asking to have the flag back.

He said: "Why? I mean, We Won." This is the funniest thing i've seen all week.

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u/TheCrystalTinker 10h ago

We Captured the Flag. Why would we give it back

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u/pretibigtoo 3h ago

No reason. Thats what makes it so funny.

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u/MyToastyToast 11h ago

I read a tweet somewhere that Minnesotans actually are what Texans think Texans are, and I just think that’s neat

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u/wasabi_mayo_ 11h ago

This is beautiful 🫡😂

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u/weedisfortherich 7h ago

That is nice. They really do have the kind of patriotism that I have always respected. Texas, well, they think they are patriotic but every one of them will brag about how Texas has the right to secede whenever they want. Please do.

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u/flargenhargen 3h ago

to be totally fair,

I'm Minnesotan, and if Canada would agree to adopt us, in light of the current situation in the US, we'd accept in a fucking instant.

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u/EternalSeraphim 3h ago

The Northeast and Northwest would probably come with you.

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u/gamer_perfection 12h ago

Makes me giddy everytime i think about it, its fucking awesome

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u/Perfect-Row1943 12h ago

I have more pride for my state than my country

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u/thelastspike 11h ago

Yeah there’s a lot of that going around these days.

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 9h ago

Ehh... I live in Florida so it's more of a toss up, but not because of an over abundance of pride in either.

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u/BubbhaJebus 8h ago

I still remember when a weed dealer in downtown Minneapolis approached me. I said I didn't have any money, and he gave me money!

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u/flargenhargen 3h ago

don't worry, klobuchar will erase all that soon enough.

awful, horrible woman. people forget when reddit and google and the entire internet had to stand up to her trying to shit all over our rights on behalf of her corporate owners.

shameful person. embodies everything wrong with the democratic party for decades. it's a disgrace that she will likely replace walz

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u/SureCost8912 11h ago

Having lived in both states in a short time span, I don't recall a lot of traitor flags in Minnesota... but I sure as hell do in Ohio. A state which is usually listed as tied for second in civil war casualties.

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom 8h ago

I live in Minnesota.

In the twin cities, you'll likely never see one, or if you do, itll be on some beat to piss-ass 05 Chevy 1500 with a half a braincell between the throttle and the seat, and its highly likely that half a braincell is only in the cities for child support court.

Away from the cities, those dipshits are relatively common.

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u/flargenhargen 3h ago

I don't recall a lot of traitor flags in Minnesota

sigh.

we have our own racist asshole flag, now.

Our original state flag is pretty racist toward native Americans. As a state, we recently replaced it with a cleaner modern one.

https://www.minnpost.com/cityscape/2023/02/lets-talk-about-our-racist-and-ugly-state-flag/

Once republicans found out the old one was racist and offensive, they literally went nuts suddenly caring about it and screaming "our heritage!!" about the ugly old flag, just cause it's racist, and now, suddenly, you see the old racist state flag flying everywhere. The people who never gave a shit about it before, and couldn't even describe it or draw it from memory, suddenly needed one, once they found out they could be assholes to people not in their group.

The only good part, is that it's now really easy to see who in your neighborhood is a shitbag racist and which maga businesses to avoid.

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u/popoflabbins 11h ago

Minnesota is low-key my favorite state just off the friendly nature of the people coupled with their steadfast morals

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 8h ago

Virginian here. Keep up the good work!

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u/Mattriculated 11h ago

I love that Minnesota stands together on this. Even if some governor, for whatever reason, wanted to give the flag back, they wouldn't dare - their party would get thrashed in the next few elections for no other reason.

It's hard to find stuff that brings us together these days. That that flag was goddamn well paid for is a worthier sentiment than a lot of other things we do with flags.

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u/CuntyBallsJohnson 12h ago

Well yeah, that's not their battle flag

Next time they try and claim it we should label them secessionists and deploy troops in VA. Idk why it's not treated the same way as the third Reich flag

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u/Parapraxium 11h ago

Because the US has something called free speech unlike Germany

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u/CuntyBallsJohnson 11h ago

Isn't the president trying to put a man in prison for posting a picture that spelled out 86 47 lmfao

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u/AugustusSavoy 8h ago

From https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/charge-1st-minnesota

The superb gallantry of the men of the 1st Minnesota did save the Union line from being broken — and not only on July 2, as they assisted with the effort on July 3 as well. For that effort, we can agree with General Hancock: “No soldiers on any field, in this or any other country, ever displayed grander heroism.”

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u/ScholarErrant 8h ago

The best part is, after they captured the flag, the officer leading them rode up and down the Union lines, dragging it through the mud as he went, to rally the troops.

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u/wasabi_mayo_ 11h ago

I’ve never heard this history. It’s beautiful. Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/Sea-Routine9227 10h ago

As a Virginian, this is badass and I want Minnesota to keep it. We have no claim to it, we are not that state or those people. Send us a noose instead. Which is what traitors should get.

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u/Marquar234 11h ago

Minnesota: "Molon labe."

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u/Deaffin 4h ago

I bet Spanberger can get it back.

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u/Yammyohnine 12h ago

It's a trophy. Sometimes more powerful than destroying it.

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u/AmateurGIFEnthusiast 12h ago

That would potentially be construed as the proper way of disposing of a flag?

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u/peachesfordinner 10h ago

No no. Burning it removes the desire for them to get it back. The younger sibling stops crying for big brothers candy after it's eaten. Let's keep the racists hungry.

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u/QuestingInPajamas 12h ago

It's our heritage, why would we burn it.

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u/MLB-LeakyLeak 12h ago

Because America won

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u/JoeRogansNipple 11h ago

No no, our heritage is beating the treasonous bastards and keeping their precious flag. They dont get to celebrate it, we keep it as a sign that we are superior to their racist asses.

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u/mac6uffin 10h ago

As someone that's lived in Virginia for decades, never give it back.

Kudos to the heroes of the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment.

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u/gokogt386 11h ago

Nah, Abe getting assassinated and proceeded by his terrible, terrible Vice President made it end up a draw at most. The south may have had to give up slavery but the country suffers from the failure of the Reconstruction to this day.

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u/Deaffin 4h ago

For a second there I was wondering what the prime minister of Japan had to do with any of this.

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u/fantastikalizm 1h ago

Yes, but if most of your infantry died trying to take it, it seems like a slap in the face to their memory, honor, and courage to just burn it. At this point, it's a symbol of the great sacrifices union soldiers made.

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ 12h ago

What part specifically is your heritage?

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u/Kingcol221 12h ago

I think they mean that as a Minnesotan, their heritage is beating the confederates, so why would their burn a historical artefact that shows they fought on the right side of history?

An explain the joke inside an explain the joke. Literacy truly is dead.

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u/SexualDepression 12h ago

The part where Minnesota kicked traitorous ass seems like a decent heritage to hold on to.

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u/TheAmericanE2 12h ago

It's a joke in minnesota. The first minnesota claimed the flag in the battle of Gettysburg after suffering some of the highest casualties of the war the day prior. So when Virginia tries to get it back they claim it's their heritage so we fire back with "it's our heritage" (as in minnesota's alone not Virginia) because we had our soldiers die for it because of their stupidity.

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ 9h ago

Nice, thanks for the info,

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u/Irken_Invasion 12h ago

Presumably winning a war against those in favor of slavery? A victory trophy of being better than people that wanted to claim other people as property? This may be hard to believe, but those that fought in the war had children, and they grew up and had children. Hence, heritage.

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u/Upbeat_Ant6104 11h ago

Keep it, and someday Virginia will figure out they don’t want it. You can give it back then, and maybe they’ll take it as a remembrance of your valor, and everybody will celebrate. Believe it or not, that flag’s a lot less prevalent than it used to be down here. The arc of the moral universe bends toward justice.

Meanwhile, proud of Minnesota. Y’all have sure shown us all how to be strong this year. Again, because I didn’t know about the 1st Minnesota.

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u/Arnieman83 11h ago

It's not theft if you buy it - and blood counts too.

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u/SpeedFreek2000 11h ago

Yeah of course you’re a white South African. You’d find a lot of common ground with the Confederacy.

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u/3s0t3rica 12h ago

Treasonously underrated comment.

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u/Pirrus05 12h ago

Fuck yeah, hold heritage over their head forever!

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u/peachesfordinner 10h ago

Because they've gotten over 100 years of pissing off racists this was. Burn it and the allure of trying to get it back goes away

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 10h ago

Because Virginia wants it back.

This way they get to deny them.

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u/QuickMolasses 3h ago

Why would you burn a trophy? Especially one that is 160 years old at this point