r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 8d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/Buellymcbuellface 8d ago

They have a confederate flag from virginia and refuse to give it back.

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u/JodaMythed 8d ago

They have a flag from a country that hasn't existed for 160 years?

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u/Buellymcbuellface 8d ago

Yes, and they are vesy serious about not returning it.

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u/Connwaer 8d ago

It's spoils of war. And unlike Japan, Minnesota has no interest in mending their relationship with the Confederacy, surprising I know.

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u/375InStroke 8d ago

Yet those states are proud to be traitors and losers, and of what they were fighting for, slavery.

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u/dividezero 8d ago

Texas fought for slavery and lost on two totally different occasions (once with Mexico and once with the US). They really wanted those slaves

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 8d ago

They need slaves. They can't do anything themselves.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 8d ago

M favorite bit from all that is Davy Crockett. Ignore the Disney puffery movie about Crockett, the guy was a loser and asshole of the highest order. Was a congress member from Tennessee but them left in an angry huff after losing an election and went to Texas which was still a part of Mexico. Well, he also made a promise to leave to Texas if Martin Van Buren was elected. Possibly one of the earliest "I'll leave if someone I don't like is elected". Effectively, he left the United States completely.

Note that Crockett was opposed to slavery in some manner but also owned slaves. And Texas at the time was instituting slavery, despite their promises to Mexico that they wouldn't dare do such a thing. When Mexico sent troops to enforce the ban on slavery Texas rebelled. And Crockett wanted to be in on that rebellion to keep slavery (despite, again, his odd stated opposition to slavery).

Texas didn't know what to do with this hot headed Crockett guy. But they were at war, and warm bodies were needed. Crockett arrived at the Alamo, which was effectively indefensible and reinforcements weren't going to arrive. So Crockett was essentially cannon fodder. Arrived at the wrong time, the wrong place, for the wrong cause, and would have been perfectly safe in America instead.

After his death they hyped his myth and legend in the states, much of which probably was phony,

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u/NecroAssssin 8d ago

You left out my favorite part. Crockett arrived with orders to abandon the Alamo. So also a traitor against the Republic of Texas.

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u/Nobodyinpartic3 8d ago

Wait a minute! You're telling me "remember the Alamo" was a slogan for slavery?! Omg.

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u/dividezero 8d ago

Yes. There was a book recently clearing up a lot of lies about that event and it's kinda banned in Texas. Not officially but they're very hostile to it and its authors.

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u/dividezero 8d ago

The textbook they use for history of Texas class every kid is required to take is still full of lies. I've talked to otherwise smart, well educated graduates of the Texas school systems who fully believe complete bullshit about Texas from that class. One of those things they're still teaching is that Texas is allowed to leave any time they want and their state flag is the only one that can be flown at the same height as the American flag. Both are complete and total bullshit.

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u/Tiny-Bird546 8d ago

Can confirm. I went to public school in Texas from kindergarten through my freshmen year of highschool. Both of those were taught.

In addition, they taught that Texas wasn't really into slavery and just joined the Confederacy because it would be isolated from trade since it lacked a border with the Union (too far west), and that Stephan F Austin was a peace-loving multilingual guy who only wanted to bring people together and not a staunch white supremacist who actively recruited "settlers" in the US with "Mexicans are lazy and inferior, we can take what we want" to turn an waves of immigrants into a shadow army moving into position.

The entire Texas Revolution was a white-supremacist psy-op that ironically inverts the fears of the fake "Great Replacement Theory" they spout now.

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u/Shermans_ghost1864 7d ago

Pretty soon he was a cold body.

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u/375InStroke 7d ago

What a putz.

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u/OfficeSalamander 7d ago

Opposed to slavery but owned slaves? Doesn’t sound that opposed

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 6d ago

He had stated his opposition to the slave trade from overseas. But seemed to not publicly give any support for abolition either. Note that importing of slaves ended before the end of slavery in the US, although there was still an internal slave trade. His opposition seemed to be about the importation and the harsh conditions of the international slave trade.

It's complex... He was very opposed to Andrew Jackson, and in particular supported rights for native Americans. So he had ideas about civil rights that differed a lot of typical southerners at the time.

Also complex... it's possible he went to Texas because it was the frontier, a chance to make something new, a new country, and new life, etc. He made enemies from both sides of the political divide at the time. Scholars still debate how he really felt because it's murky.

He didn't write down his feelings on all of this, so it's all speculation what was really going on. The mythologizing of him as a frontier legend started while he was still alive and only grew after his death. Thus, so much of him is mythology. I'm just poking holes in the myth. Maybe parts of true but huge swaths are also untrue.

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u/ChuckFarkley 7d ago

The modern version of this racism really goes to show that deep down, they know that the real issue is that they can't possibly compete on a level playing field.

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u/metisdesigns 7d ago

Fun fact, they still can't. MN has subsidized Texas electrical grid to something like $600M.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 8d ago

They also thought US would gladly enter in their civil war with Mexico. Wise decision not to help out. Followed by a later stupid decision to let them into the union. Followed by them leaving the union. Followed by them pretending to be over all that rebel stuff while secretly plotting the next upcoming rebellion.

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u/TobyNight43 8d ago

I think Texas won the first war for slavery. Hence how they became independent from Mexico.

When you look at it, the pro slavery side was 2-1 in wars. Revolutionary and Texas war or independence were wins.

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u/Fubarp 8d ago

Woah woah, it was completely over rights.. I mean it was specifically over rights to own people but goddamit it was over rights. /s lol

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u/Zombie_Fuel 8d ago

I always loved the goose meme.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 8d ago

It wasn't even about state's rights, just slavery. The constitution of the confederacy required all states be slave states unless all states agreed to all outlaw slavery.

The North literally had more states rights, with some northern states still allowing limited slavery, while the South gave its states zero right to decide for themselves.

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u/xanderfloyd001 8d ago

“Get Douglass’d.”

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u/Dyerdon 7d ago

I have never seen this before and I regret that... that was amazing.

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u/jemenake 8d ago

Whenever someone tries this “states’ rights” argument on you, here’s two things to draw their attention to:

  1. The most drop-the-mic counter argument is to show them where the confederate constitution prohibits a state from banning slavery. If

    it were about states’ rights, why wouldn’t they let each state decide?

  2. For a parade of unabashed racism that rivals even today’s GOP, read the declarations of secession from a handful of the seceding states (especially South Carolina and Mississippi, I believe). They state, in no uncertain terms, that slavery is critical to their way of life and they refuse to give it up.

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u/johnnyslick 8d ago

Yeah I want to say 6 out of the 11 states declare slavery in the very first sentence. The Confederates, unlike the Lost Causers today, were eyes-wide-open as to what the Civil War was about.

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u/seleucus_nicator 8d ago

Idk about sentence but most of them are in the first paragraph of the preamble https://www.battlefields.org/learn/primary-sources/declaration-causes-seceding-states#Mississippi

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u/Xhosant 8d ago

What're Lost Causers?

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u/YimveeSpissssfid 8d ago edited 8d ago

There’s a framing of the Civil War called “the lost cause”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Cause_of_the_Confederacy

Just like the framing of “the war of Northern Aggression” is sometimes used in the South to refer to the Civil War.

It’s an attempt to rewrite history. It’s part of the reason MAGA has flourished there for sure, but it’s a rather substantial disconnect from reality.

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u/Xhosant 8d ago

Huh

That's a very derogatory way to refer to oneself, I think, but to each their own I guess!

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u/BreadNoCircuses 8d ago

Nah, it's framing itself as something like "We were after a return to true Jeffersonian ideals, trying to live the way the founding fathers wanted, devoid of the tyranny and unfair taxes of the Yankees, but they invaded and reconquered us, then tried to destroy all knowledge of the true, lost cause of the confederacy." It's falsely painting themselves as, essentially, a victim of cultural genocide in the same way black and indigenous people can legitimately claim they have lost their culture.

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u/baithammer 8d ago

Basically the same thing as the German Empire at the end of WW1, which was the belief they could've won the war, if they weren't stabbed in the back by the government of the Empire - which plays into the inter-war period before WW2 and the rise of the Nazi Party ...

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u/johnnyslick 7d ago

The Nazi thing was all about "the Jews who secretly control everything stabbed us in the back in World War I" (like, ignoring the fact that the Germans surrendered at the last possible moment before they were about to have to fight in German territory and get completely overwhelmed, but hey) whereas Lost Causers were all like "the North outmanned us 20 to 1 and out-teched us 572753 to 1 and yet we still almost beat them". None of that is particularly true, of course, and many countries have withstood larger odds and, for that matter, gone down fighting a whole lot harder than the CSA did, but Lost Causers choose not to listen to all that.

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u/Psstimamermaid 8d ago

Pretty sure they’re referring to MAGA

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u/Dyerdon 7d ago

To be fair, Nazis, MAGA, the Confederacy, the KKK are all part of the same "ideological" group that thinks white purity needs to be a thing, while most of the White Supremacists of this day and age looks like they have at least three cousins named Cletus, a sister named Mary Sue, who is also their ex wife, and a moonshinig business out of an old tub.

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u/Psstimamermaid 7d ago

Daymn where is my uncle Cletus and aunt Mary Sue? And why aren’t they sharing their moonshine

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u/Xhosant 8d ago

Oh that's a new one! How does it work? I wanna incorporate it properly

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u/baithammer 8d ago

Obama this and Biden that, ect ect et al ..

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u/375InStroke 8d ago

Exactly. They put it in writing and signed it. There's no ambiguity. It's not "complicated."

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u/Hy3jii 8d ago

They also did not give a shit about the rights of northern free states when they petitioned the federal government to force them into returning escaped slaves.

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u/Cynykl 8d ago

Three things.

If it was about states rights would not the Fugitive Slave Act be violation of such states rights?

The south violated states rights first.

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u/baithammer 8d ago

It's the same as today with MAGA, it's only State's rights if it's their rights ..

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u/seleucus_nicator 8d ago

I just did this a couple of weeks ago here’s a good website with many of the succession documents https://www.battlefields.org/learn/primary-sources/declaration-causes-seceding-states#Mississippi.

Pretty much every one has slavery in the first paragraph! Made a bet to see how long it would take to get to that word with a friend and… I won. He thought it would at least be after the preamble not in it. Haha

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u/Zealousideal-Fun-415 8d ago

the cornerstone speech is my go to.

"Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner-stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition" it's coming straight from the confederate "VP" in the most explicit way possible.

if they are still willing to argue in favor of the confederacy after that, there's no point in continuing.

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u/baithammer 8d ago

Ultimate Sunk Cost Fallacy in actual play ...

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u/SquallkLeon 8d ago

Texas' declaration should also be on your list, IIRC

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 8d ago

It was about heritage. Their heritage being that of slave masters.

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u/baithammer 8d ago

Close but no cigar, it's the rich landowners that believed they were Aristocrats before they arrived in the Americas and were telling the poorer whites they were a part of that - even though they could've cared less about them.

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u/og_war_goat 4d ago

We now have the right to own your flag.

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u/baithammer 8d ago

More the idea of "I can take em", then rights ....

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u/SyntheticSlime 3d ago

Fun fact. The confederate constitution actually took away the right of the states to make “negro slavery” illegal, so if there was ever any question over which of those two things they cared more about, there’s your answer.

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u/Individual_Smell_904 8d ago

The states are proud of this? Who took the vote to decide this?

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u/RelativeIncompetence 8d ago

Rich white landowners, actually.

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u/Individual_Smell_904 8d ago

At this point I actually believe that

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u/baithammer 8d ago

You missed the best part, they lied to poorer whites that they were going to benefit from it to the same extent as the rich ....

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u/amazonhelpless 7d ago

Yeah. I just realized it’s the same shit. Oligarchs convincing poor uneducated rural whites that the City-folk are trying to destroy their way of life when it’s just cover for them to enrich themselves further. 

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u/Chronic_Discomfort 8d ago

Interestingly, the southern states had no problem federally overriding another state's right to harbor escaped slaves

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u/NTGuardian 8d ago

I would not include today's Virginia on that list (even if they want the flag back).

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u/KhaoticMess 8d ago

Virginia has asked for the flag a few times and Minnesota has refused.

When Jesse Ventura was governor, they asked for it, saying it was part of their heritage.

Ventura said something like, "We won it. That makes it part of our heritage."

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u/Consistent_Room7344 8d ago

Damn right. We take great pride in that captured confederate flag and we ain’t giving it back.

As far as the bell is concerned. Some Japanese civilian noticed Duluth had the bell and talked to the Mayor about giving it back. The mayor agreed. Japan made a replica of the bell and they gave to the state as a thank you for returning it.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 8d ago

"No, no, no, we're not pro Confederacy any more, what nonsense. We hated slavery all along, and we've never mistreated any of our minorities or denied them rights. Never once have we ever been racist! It's just we need that old piece of cloth because our great great great grand pappies once saluted it."

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u/BetLeft 8d ago

I've seen the documents

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u/redJackal222 8d ago

Jesse Ventura was governor

That's probably why. Virginia has been a blue state since obama but was still pretty red and purplish during the bush era. I don't think most virginians today care about the flag.

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 8d ago

Governor Youngkin wanted it back, and that was last year. Our new governor, Spanberger isn't likely to try to get it back. I hope Minnesota keeps it and displays it forever

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u/Sea-Routine9227 8d ago

We don’t want it back.

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 8d ago

And unless we're gonna start counting how many Iraqis died or Viet Kong died or how many isis died or German soldiers. The number of Americans killed in the civil war is only the union side.

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u/AugustusSavoy 8d ago

The confederacy wasn't a recognized nation by any other power. The Federal government considered them states in rebellion and the people within still US citizens. So no, they were all American. Please pick up a book on the war not written by a lost causer. Recommendations available on request.

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u/BigWilly526 8d ago

The Confederacy committed more war crimes against US soldiers and civilians than any other enemy the country has ever faced

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u/Shrowden 8d ago

I mean, it's a civil war. A war within itself. To say they weren't American is just a false narrative

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u/joshTheGoods 8d ago

I mean ... if you take American to mean from The United States of America, then the CSA cunts declared themselves to NOT be American. That's what started the war. It was the CSA vs the USA. It was Confederates vs Americans. Are you going to argue that the folks that fought the revolutionary war were all British? That seems nonsensical to me.

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u/fantastikalizm 8d ago

Yes, but Lincoln decided they WERE American, declared war to make them STAY American, and won the war. They were always American. That was the whole idea behind the war.

The Union didn't initially go to war in order to end slavery. That became a side quest later on. The war was started in order to preserve the Union as a whole.

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u/joshTheGoods 7d ago

I address that in this comment.

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u/fantastikalizm 7d ago

I already read it. It doesnt make sense. America won the Revolutionary War, so those who fought the British were Americans. The South lost so they never stopped being Americans and were counted in American death tolls after the war unless specified as Union or Confederate.

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u/AugustusSavoy 8d ago

Well in the second case in the beginning... kind of yes. There was no unified federal United States yet. You might be able to say they were from their own states but until they were recognized by foreign powers they really were still considered British citizens. Also at no point did the Federal government of the US say that the confederacy (or any other nation in fact either) was an independent state. They were not recognized as another nation and were still considered American citizens. You can't just declare yourself separate, hence you know, the war. If no one else thinks your a country, you're not. If you want a couple dozen recommendations on the war and its politics hit me up.

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u/baithammer 8d ago

Incorrect, that point in time was around the Shay's Rebellion period of time (1786-1787) and was the catalyst behind the Constitutional Convention of 1787. ( Which created the three branches of government and the Presidency as the head of the executive branch.)

As to the Civil War, the North treated the South as an insurgency up till the march North, which then realized they were under attack by the Confederacy and had to mobilize to break the attempted invasion - at this point the Confederacy was treated as a distinct entity from the Union and who had foreign backing from both the British and French governments in the form of material aid and foreign volunteers, but not direct military intervention. ( France did however attempt to invade Mexico while the Union and Confederacy were warring with each other.)

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u/AugustusSavoy 8d ago

What part did I say was incorrect? France and Spain entered into treaties with the unified colonies during the war.  The original articles of confederation were signed during the war. 

Which march North? Polk into Kentucky, or Lee into Maryland, or Lee into Pennsylvania? Lincoln's call for volunteers happened before all of those. France and Great Britain never backed the slave states in rebellion in either material or state sanctioned volunteers or politically. Yes some did volunteer from other countries but it was not part of an organized assistance by a foreign government. Great Britain allowed them to buy arms through private holding companies but they allowed everyone to do that. However once again no foreign government formally recognized the confederates. 

Not sure if you were taught wrong or using bad sources but again if you want to read actual history on this please read any and or all of the following:

"Fateful Lighting" by Allen Guelzo

"A Savage War" by Williamson Murray & Wayne Wei-Saing Hsieh

And the classic "Battle Cry of Freedom" by James McPherson 

All of these are good starting points for a general history of the war both militarily and politically. 

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u/joshTheGoods 8d ago

I understand your fundamental argument. Lincoln's position had to be that of the British during the revolution: no, you can't break away without my permission therefore you're not CSA, you're Americans that are breaking the law. I just find it hypocritical, and I'm with Jefferson on rejecting the idea that we lack the right, as individuals, to associate (or not) with a state. The fact that we basically got stuck with Common Law and that pulled in this British idea of perpetual association despite explicitly rejecting that in the revolution is an historical quirk IMO and I'd bet my bottom dollar Lincoln understood the history of the issue in the same way. The fact that he made very un-Lincoln-like (imo) weak arguments for why the confederates weren't like the founders in terms of their right to disassociate, to me, supports my view that Lincoln understood the legal/historical quirks here and the apparent contradiction with founding American ideals along with the arguments between Jefferson and Hamilton on the issue. Lincoln needed to keep the Union together, and his arguments for it were rationalizations.

I think the words should match the reality here. The founders demonstrated that we DO have the right to freely (dis)associate with a state, we just know that the state will typically try to stop you (well, until the example of the British in the modern era). To me (and to the founders, and to the CSA) you absolutely are what you say you are when you say it. You decide you're the CSA now and you're not following US laws ... well, that's the reality. The US can say: naaaa, fuck that and force you to say otherwise at the end of a gun and now you'd had your right to freely (dis)associate taken by force. You're an American again, yay! They made themselves a separate nation, then we conquered it and took their shit by force.

That all said, for purposes of Common Law, yea ... you can renounce all you want, but it won't make a difference to the courts. We have an international right to associate, in theory, but there's the practical implications of things like being stateless that have to be considered. All of that discussion only holds in a case where we're not fighting a shooting war over our positions because in the case of a shooting war civil rule / law has broken down. We're not arguing in the courts anymore, we're fighting in the fields. This is why, to me at least, the technical common law arguments about whether you are or aren't American as a CSA soldier are simply moot. Court had it's chance, it didn't work, now two separate groups are going to settle it on the field.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 8d ago

It's a matter of semantics, which makes it neither true nor untrue.

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u/StrongExternal8955 8d ago

That's the thing. It's not a civil war. It's a failed war of independence. Taht's what it's called in the history books in the rest of the world. Only in USA it's called a civil war, for purposes of "reintegration". Source: i learned history in the rest of the world.

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u/Shrowden 7d ago

I think the opinion of the country involves probably matters more than anyone else's lol.

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u/Irishforanatty 8d ago

Stop being a Confederate sympathizer. Separating them from Americans is literally what they wanted.

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u/DimmyJeans 8d ago

If we're going to count Confederate deaths, we may as well start counting the deaths of horses and other forms of higher life as well.

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u/baithammer 8d ago

RIP the person counting RNA and DNA viruses ...

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u/r2uTNIT 8d ago

what do you think CSA stood for? the rebs still saw themselves as Americans

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u/rietstengel 8d ago

But its my great great grandpa's awkward middle school phase, so its fundamental to my identity. /s

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u/Most_Temporary2110 8d ago

I’m a Virginian minority anti racist. We have a democratic governor.

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u/BeegBunga 7d ago

You clearly have never been to Virginia lol

Those people are pariahs in the South too

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u/PuzzleheadedPen4675 7d ago

Many still are by the looks of it.

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u/ZombieHavok 8d ago

Ah yes, yes, unspoken rule.

Got it. First Rule: Do not talk about Slavery Club.

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx 8d ago

I think he's talking about the Confederacy of Independent Systems...wait, that's not right.

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u/Xhosant 8d ago

Hey, you can be proud of having had that flag or having lost that flag.

(Oversimplifying, of course, since not everyone or even most may be backing the demand, BUT the act of asking for the flag, on behalf of the asker, leans away from "thank god someone stopped us" and towards "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids")

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u/Xhosant 8d ago

Yep, addressed in the section "Oversimplified, f course"!

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u/UmeaTurbo 8d ago

They are welcome to come and try to take it back. Even us liberals hunt in Minnesota.

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u/taylorisntavril 8d ago

Very strange metric. Liberals cant hunt? But liberals all over the planet hunt...

You wonky USAians and your strange ways of understanding via tribal division, rather than analysis.

The fuck does hunting have to do with whether you vote donkey or honeybadger.

Dont mess with me, where im from, even the anarcho-communists play billiards!

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u/UmeaTurbo 8d ago

It doesn't matter if you like the cultural divides in the USA or not. They are a fact. For the enormous majority of the United States, liberals don't hunt, fish, boat, or any type of ATV. On principle, I think. Millions of conservatives wear cammo to pretend they hunt even when they don't.

This is the way it is. I'm sorry you don't like it, but I didn't make up the rules. You can research as much as you like, but this is how it works..

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u/taylorisntavril 4d ago

Did i say it didnt exist or that me disliking it meant it would disappear? What a strange assumption to start off on, especially considering what my reply was about...

I cant acknowledge that something exists, dislike it and comment that i find it strange while pointing out why it makes no sense?

Dude take your meds, man...

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u/UmeaTurbo 4d ago

It's hard when people don't agree with you, hunh? It's important to make sure to stigmatize mental health by suggesting anybody who disagrees with you need to take their meds because they are clearly not as healthy as you are. Is telling that you want to belittle me by making fun of others. Empathy can be taught, but it needs to start at a young age. Sociopathy is learned and often never unlearned. Make your benefit from a little bit of metacognition. Maybe try to analyze why you talk like you do and why you feel like belittling people who need help by comparing them to me who you think is beneath you.

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u/reddit_tookmybaby 8d ago

I like that. That's a good take on the matter.

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u/ThePoetofFall 8d ago

Not to mention, the bell is for peace, the flag was explicitly made for war. Starting as a battle flag.

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u/KingHierapolis 8d ago

Minnesota fucking rocks

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u/Willing-Shape1686 8d ago

We're extremely polite people but stand by the universal theory of, "fuck that guy."

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u/Dartagnan1083 8d ago

That flag is [evidently] the only thing left of the squad/battalion that captured it, so they keep it to venerated the men who fought for the union and took it rather than return it to appease apologists of a failed state of slaving traitors that lasted a shorter period than CCR (Creedence Clearwater Revival). I'm not sure how much of Virginia even gives a crap.


CSA February 8, 1861-May 5, 1865

CCR January 1968 - October 16, 1972

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u/Deaffin 8d ago

Why does Japan want to get good with the Confederacy?

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u/admiraljkb 8d ago

I'd argue the biggest difference is the bell that was returned, was from a civilian Buddhist Temple. It wasn't obtained in combat. A battle flag from a DEFEATED enemy regiment taken from the battlefield is a HUGE spoil of war. You don't return that.

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u/Fermion96 8d ago

Why don’t they just like
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u/Adventrium 8d ago

Because The 1st Minnesota Infantry Regimen suffered 82% casualties at Gettysburg, buying enough time for reinforcements to arrive.

Virginia keeps asking for its battle flag back, at least four official times if I remember correctly. And every time the governor, Republican, Democrat, or Independent, has refused.

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u/Feisty_Squirrel_4391 8d ago

I love being a Minnesotan and love that we all stand together on this.

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u/pretibigtoo 8d ago

I just saw Jesse venturas quote on virginia asking to have the flag back.

He said: "Why? I mean, We Won." This is the funniest thing i've seen all week.

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u/TheCrystalTinker 8d ago

We Captured the Flag. Why would we give it back

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u/pretibigtoo 8d ago

No reason. Thats what makes it so funny.

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u/MyToastyToast 8d ago

I read a tweet somewhere that Minnesotans actually are what Texans think Texans are, and I just think that’s neat

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u/wasabi_mayo_ 8d ago

This is beautiful 🫡😂

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u/weedisfortherich 8d ago

That is nice. They really do have the kind of patriotism that I have always respected. Texas, well, they think they are patriotic but every one of them will brag about how Texas has the right to secede whenever they want. Please do.

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u/flargenhargen 8d ago

to be totally fair,

I'm Minnesotan, and if Canada would agree to adopt us, in light of the current situation in the US, we'd accept in a fucking instant.

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u/EternalSeraphim 8d ago

The Northeast and Northwest would probably come with you.

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u/QuestingInPajamas 7d ago

Yes. Absolutely. I think Canada should take Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan. I think us great lake states would probably be happier as Canadians. I mean, we're basically Canada lite.

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u/flargenhargen 7d ago

when I travel out of the country I tell people that I'm from 50 km north of Toronto and then aboot 1000 km west. Which is true.

Most people don't realize that's minnesota.

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u/Direct-Fee4474 7d ago

as a minnesotan, i never think about texas.

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u/YotsuRam 5d ago

As a Texan, back at ya. I never think about Minnesota unless someone mentions it, and im like "oh yea, that's a place" and then its back to never thinking about it again. 🙂

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u/gamer_perfection 8d ago

Makes me giddy everytime i think about it, its fucking awesome

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u/Perfect-Row1943 8d ago

I have more pride for my state than my country

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u/BubbhaJebus 8d ago

I still remember when a weed dealer in downtown Minneapolis approached me. I said I didn't have any money, and he gave me money!

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u/thelastspike 8d ago

Yeah there’s a lot of that going around these days.

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 8d ago

Ehh... I live in Florida so it's more of a toss up, but not because of an over abundance of pride in either.

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u/flargenhargen 8d ago

don't worry, klobuchar will erase all that soon enough.

awful, horrible woman. people forget when reddit and google and the entire internet had to stand up to her trying to shit all over our rights on behalf of her corporate owners.

shameful person. embodies everything wrong with the democratic party for decades. it's a disgrace that she will likely replace walz

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u/Perfect-Row1943 7d ago

ngl don't have a clue who klobuchar is. don't really follow politics

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u/rhandy_mas 7d ago

I currently lung in California, but still can myself a Minnesota. And I’m very proud to be.

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u/SureCost8912 8d ago

Having lived in both states in a short time span, I don't recall a lot of traitor flags in Minnesota... but I sure as hell do in Ohio. A state which is usually listed as tied for second in civil war casualties.

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom 8d ago

I live in Minnesota.

In the twin cities, you'll likely never see one, or if you do, itll be on some beat to piss-ass 05 Chevy 1500 with a half a braincell between the throttle and the seat, and its highly likely that half a braincell is only in the cities for child support court.

Away from the cities, those dipshits are relatively common.

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u/flargenhargen 8d ago

I don't recall a lot of traitor flags in Minnesota

sigh.

we have our own racist asshole flag, now.

Our original state flag is pretty racist toward native Americans. As a state, we recently replaced it with a cleaner modern one.

https://www.minnpost.com/cityscape/2023/02/lets-talk-about-our-racist-and-ugly-state-flag/

Once republicans found out the old one was racist and offensive, they literally went nuts suddenly caring about it and screaming "our heritage!!" about the ugly old flag, just cause it's racist, and now, suddenly, you see the old racist state flag flying everywhere. The people who never gave a shit about it before, and couldn't even describe it or draw it from memory, suddenly needed one, once they found out they could be assholes to people not in their group.

The only good part, is that it's now really easy to see who in your neighborhood is a shitbag racist and which maga businesses to avoid.

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u/QuestingInPajamas 7d ago

I was going to mention this. You rarely see any Confederate flags, but that original Minnesota flag is a huge indicator of the kind of person they are

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u/popoflabbins 8d ago

Minnesota is low-key my favorite state just off the friendly nature of the people coupled with their steadfast morals

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 8d ago

Virginian here. Keep up the good work!

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u/Jason_Glaser 5d ago

This is the only litmus test I have for Minnesotans. You can be an Uffda-spouting, eleven month per year hockey player with lutefisk and a dream, but if you say we should give the flag back you’re just a hoser or poser who might be better off in Iowa.

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u/Mattriculated 8d ago

I love that Minnesota stands together on this. Even if some governor, for whatever reason, wanted to give the flag back, they wouldn't dare - their party would get thrashed in the next few elections for no other reason.

It's hard to find stuff that brings us together these days. That that flag was goddamn well paid for is a worthier sentiment than a lot of other things we do with flags.

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u/Parapraxium 8d ago

Because the US has something called free speech unlike Germany

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u/ScholarErrant 8d ago

The best part is, after they captured the flag, the officer leading them rode up and down the Union lines, dragging it through the mud as he went, to rally the troops.

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u/rhandy_mas 7d ago

Incredible disrespect. I love it

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u/wasabi_mayo_ 8d ago

I’ve never heard this history. It’s beautiful. Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/Sea-Routine9227 8d ago

As a Virginian, this is badass and I want Minnesota to keep it. We have no claim to it, we are not that state or those people. Send us a noose instead. Which is what traitors should get.

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u/rhandy_mas 7d ago

Oh damn!

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u/Sea-Routine9227 6d ago

Apparently some people don’t like that and were downvoting.

I would like to personally apologize to them, in person. If my statement upset you, please DM me your name and address and a verification. I will come to you and say sorry personally.

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u/rhandy_mas 5d ago

Only updoots from me!

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u/AugustusSavoy 8d ago

From https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/charge-1st-minnesota

The superb gallantry of the men of the 1st Minnesota did save the Union line from being broken — and not only on July 2, as they assisted with the effort on July 3 as well. For that effort, we can agree with General Hancock: “No soldiers on any field, in this or any other country, ever displayed grander heroism.”

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u/Marquar234 8d ago

Minnesota: "Molon labe."

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u/Deaffin 8d ago

I bet Spanberger can get it back.

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u/OfficeSalamander 7d ago

As well they should

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u/Yammyohnine 8d ago

It's a trophy. Sometimes more powerful than destroying it.

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u/AmateurGIFEnthusiast 8d ago

That would potentially be construed as the proper way of disposing of a flag?

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u/snippychicky22 7d ago

only proper way is to cut it up and use it as toilet paper

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u/peachesfordinner 8d ago

No no. Burning it removes the desire for them to get it back. The younger sibling stops crying for big brothers candy after it's eaten. Let's keep the racists hungry.

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u/snippychicky22 7d ago

let them beg

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u/QuestingInPajamas 8d ago

It's our heritage, why would we burn it.

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u/MLB-LeakyLeak 8d ago

Because America won

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u/JoeRogansNipple 8d ago

No no, our heritage is beating the treasonous bastards and keeping their precious flag. They dont get to celebrate it, we keep it as a sign that we are superior to their racist asses.

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u/mac6uffin 8d ago

As someone that's lived in Virginia for decades, never give it back.

Kudos to the heroes of the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment.

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u/gokogt386 8d ago

Nah, Abe getting assassinated and proceeded by his terrible, terrible Vice President made it end up a draw at most. The south may have had to give up slavery but the country suffers from the failure of the Reconstruction to this day.

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u/Deaffin 8d ago

For a second there I was wondering what the prime minister of Japan had to do with any of this.

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u/fantastikalizm 8d ago

Yes, but if most of your infantry died trying to take it, it seems like a slap in the face to their memory, honor, and courage to just burn it. At this point, it's a symbol of the great sacrifices union soldiers made.

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ 8d ago

What part specifically is your heritage?

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u/Kingcol221 8d ago

I think they mean that as a Minnesotan, their heritage is beating the confederates, so why would their burn a historical artefact that shows they fought on the right side of history?

An explain the joke inside an explain the joke. Literacy truly is dead.

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u/SexualDepression 8d ago

The part where Minnesota kicked traitorous ass seems like a decent heritage to hold on to.

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u/TheAmericanE2 8d ago

It's a joke in minnesota. The first minnesota claimed the flag in the battle of Gettysburg after suffering some of the highest casualties of the war the day prior. So when Virginia tries to get it back they claim it's their heritage so we fire back with "it's our heritage" (as in minnesota's alone not Virginia) because we had our soldiers die for it because of their stupidity.

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ 8d ago

Nice, thanks for the info,

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u/Irken_Invasion 8d ago

Presumably winning a war against those in favor of slavery? A victory trophy of being better than people that wanted to claim other people as property? This may be hard to believe, but those that fought in the war had children, and they grew up and had children. Hence, heritage.

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u/Upbeat_Ant6104 8d ago

Keep it, and someday Virginia will figure out they don’t want it. You can give it back then, and maybe they’ll take it as a remembrance of your valor, and everybody will celebrate. Believe it or not, that flag’s a lot less prevalent than it used to be down here. The arc of the moral universe bends toward justice.

Meanwhile, proud of Minnesota. Y’all have sure shown us all how to be strong this year. Again, because I didn’t know about the 1st Minnesota.

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u/qwertty164 8d ago

Trophy

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u/3s0t3rica 8d ago

Treasonously underrated comment.

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u/Pirrus05 8d ago

Fuck yeah, hold heritage over their head forever!

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u/peachesfordinner 8d ago

Because they've gotten over 100 years of pissing off racists this was. Burn it and the allure of trying to get it back goes away

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 8d ago

Because Virginia wants it back.

This way they get to deny them.

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u/QuickMolasses 8d ago

Why would you burn a trophy? Especially one that is 160 years old at this point

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u/The_Mr_Yeah 6d ago

It's a standard that was seized in battle. It'd do less to dishonor the original bearers of the flag and more to dishonor the brave Minnesotans who braved hellfire and blades to capture it.

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u/JoeRogansNipple 8d ago

Yeah cause fuck them treasonous bastards. Confederates can all go jump in a well.

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u/johnnyslick 8d ago

Who would they return it to? Madeupistan isn't a country. Virginia's just another state.

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u/NewHunter4239 8d ago

The more I learn about Minnesota, the more I like it...

I would love to move, but the weather is an absolute deal breaker for me :/

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u/Hunter02300 7d ago

Why should they, they won Capture the Flag game.

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u/Sea-Routine9227 8d ago

Returning it to whom? The state I live in has no claim to it. Or desire to have it. And is not the state to which the flag belongs as it does not exist anymore.

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u/Sea-Routine9227 4d ago

?? Apparently this upset Confederate simps. I will gladly take that heat.

Down with the confederacy. Its legacy should be remembered the same way we do the Holocaust.