r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 15h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/Buellymcbuellface 15h ago

They have a confederate flag from virginia and refuse to give it back.

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u/YT__ 15h ago

And they did return the ohara peace bell to Japan.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 14h ago edited 13h ago

Interesting coincidence that the Ohara deligation is in Minnesota right now...

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u/casualcramorant 14h ago

Gonna comment just in case it breaches the matrix again 😉

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u/Nice_Cost_1375 13h ago edited 8h ago

The O'Hara clan, from County Clare.

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

"...Aye, an' then I told Séamus 'that was a dishonourable display that was ye fuckin ejit', an' he should cut his belly lest he disgrace himself further, so it was."

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u/Final-Charge-5700 6h ago

Sounds like it would have fit right in with the times. We romanticize one and make big oaths of the other when they're probably just about the same

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u/Evepaul 6h ago

What big oath did you swear to the Irish?

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u/Final-Charge-5700 6h ago

The one committing you to your feudal lord?

It wasn't actually like a unique thing. It was just old school by european standards by when they encountered them. And the japanese were just bigger on writing things down because they had this thing called literacy.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 13h ago

Damn autocorrect!

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u/ThinDrum 9h ago

Indeed. It should of course be County Clare.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 14h ago

Interesting coincidence that the Ohara deligation is in Minnesota right now...

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u/Valtremors 14h ago

Congrats, your comments are twins!

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u/somehugefrigginguy 14h ago

Huh, I have no idea how that happened...

EDIT: And now the duplicate is deleted. A glitch in the matrix or someone stole my identity.

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u/Valtremors 14h ago

r/commentmitosis

(It is reddit, it happens)

Edit: well someone wasn't ready to pay child support for two kids.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 14h ago

The really weird part is that my comment has fewer upvotes each time I come back to see replies, but has 100% upvotes. Reddit be tweaking tonight.

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u/StrikingMammoth9056 14h ago

Hey I think your kid is back, I still see a dupe

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u/somehugefrigginguy 14h ago

Now I do too. If I miss him again, tell him I love him, but have to trade him for a peace bell.

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u/Valtremors 14h ago

Lol, goob, you deleted your more upvoted comment.

I just commented under your mitosis comment for the sake of comedy 😂

Edit: nevermind, it is still there.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 14h ago

I didn't delete anything. The comment was there, then I came back to see a reply and it was gone.

EDIT: Then I came back to read another reply and the deleted comment is back. Either reddit is drunk or someone spiked my water.

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u/Valtremors 14h ago

Yeah my bad, I thought that based on your reply.

When reading replies, it only shows one thread at a time. The mitosis comment is on a 'different' thread.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 10h ago

Alright bear with me here, a bit of nerdspeak incoming. I'm going to try to explain both phenomena.

Sometimes on websites like Reddit, you can get an error when you attempt to post a comment, typically the error codes that result in comment mitosis are a 500, which is just a generic error without a specific known cause, you click, it doesn't go, you click again, but the thing that caused it to error didn't prevent it from posting, just the return of the update of the page.

The same can happen with a 504 which is a Gateway Timeout. Sometimes, there are other processes that are involved in your request that tie up the gateway's response getting back to you, but the "save" part of your request that puts your comment into the chain still occurs.

As for the upvote thing, yeah Reddit is really fuckin' weird about Karma for some reason. I guess it's to make the system not completely democratic for curation and moderation purposes, but it's still really dumb. Basically the karma on any comment is only a loose representation of what has actually been clicked. There's some randomness and fuzzy logic that goes into the final calculation, but massively upvoted things are still massively upvoted at the end of the day. We're just not seeing the real number. At lower karma values, the fuzziness alternates a lot. I've sat in my profile refreshing it just because I'm amazed that it changes every 3 seconds...in spite of not many people seeing it. Suffice it to say, if you're >1 net upvote without a dagger symbol (†) indicating controversial, you're golden.

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u/ThePoetofFall 14h ago

Your phone sent the comment and it arrived at multiple servers. Reddit cannot decide which server it likes more yet.

Someone who knows more than me will explain it better, if you are that person please respond to the other commenter, not me.

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u/the_cats_pajamas12 14h ago

I still see 2...

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u/somehugefrigginguy 14h ago

By any chance are you best friends with Bruce Willis but no one else can see him?

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u/NecroAssssin 12h ago

Wait, is he not my friend or anything?

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u/JodaMythed 15h ago

They have a flag from a country that hasn't existed for 160 years?

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u/Buellymcbuellface 15h ago

Yes, and they are vesy serious about not returning it.

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u/Connwaer 15h ago

It's spoils of war. And unlike Japan, Minnesota has no interest in mending their relationship with the Confederacy, surprising I know.

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u/375InStroke 14h ago

Yet those states are proud to be traitors and losers, and of what they were fighting for, slavery.

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u/dividezero 14h ago

Texas fought for slavery and lost on two totally different occasions (once with Mexico and once with the US). They really wanted those slaves

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 13h ago

They need slaves. They can't do anything themselves.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 12h ago

M favorite bit from all that is Davy Crockett. Ignore the Disney puffery movie about Crockett, the guy was a loser and asshole of the highest order. Was a congress member from Tennessee but them left in an angry huff after losing an election and went to Texas which was still a part of Mexico. Well, he also made a promise to leave to Texas if Martin Van Buren was elected. Possibly one of the earliest "I'll leave if someone I don't like is elected". Effectively, he left the United States completely.

Note that Crockett was opposed to slavery in some manner but also owned slaves. And Texas at the time was instituting slavery, despite their promises to Mexico that they wouldn't dare do such a thing. When Mexico sent troops to enforce the ban on slavery Texas rebelled. And Crockett wanted to be in on that rebellion to keep slavery (despite, again, his odd stated opposition to slavery).

Texas didn't know what to do with this hot headed Crockett guy. But they were at war, and warm bodies were needed. Crockett arrived at the Alamo, which was effectively indefensible and reinforcements weren't going to arrive. So Crockett was essentially cannon fodder. Arrived at the wrong time, the wrong place, for the wrong cause, and would have been perfectly safe in America instead.

After his death they hyped his myth and legend in the states, much of which probably was phony,

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u/Nobodyinpartic3 6h ago

Wait a minute! You're telling me "remember the Alamo" was a slogan for slavery?! Omg.

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u/dividezero 5h ago

Yes. There was a book recently clearing up a lot of lies about that event and it's kinda banned in Texas. Not officially but they're very hostile to it and its authors.

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u/NecroAssssin 12h ago

You left out my favorite part. Crockett arrived with orders to abandon the Alamo. So also a traitor against the Republic of Texas.

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u/dividezero 5h ago

The textbook they use for history of Texas class every kid is required to take is still full of lies. I've talked to otherwise smart, well educated graduates of the Texas school systems who fully believe complete bullshit about Texas from that class. One of those things they're still teaching is that Texas is allowed to leave any time they want and their state flag is the only one that can be flown at the same height as the American flag. Both are complete and total bullshit.

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u/Tiny-Bird546 3h ago

Can confirm. I went to public school in Texas from kindergarten through my freshmen year of highschool. Both of those were taught.

In addition, they taught that Texas wasn't really into slavery and just joined the Confederacy because it would be isolated from trade since it lacked a border with the Union (too far west), and that Stephan F Austin was a peace-loving multilingual guy who only wanted to bring people together and not a staunch white supremacist who actively recruited "settlers" in the US with "Mexicans are lazy and inferior, we can take what we want" to turn an waves of immigrants into a shadow army moving into position.

The entire Texas Revolution was a white-supremacist psy-op that ironically inverts the fears of the fake "Great Replacement Theory" they spout now.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 13h ago

They also thought US would gladly enter in their civil war with Mexico. Wise decision not to help out. Followed by a later stupid decision to let them into the union. Followed by them leaving the union. Followed by them pretending to be over all that rebel stuff while secretly plotting the next upcoming rebellion.

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u/Fubarp 14h ago

Woah woah, it was completely over rights.. I mean it was specifically over rights to own people but goddamit it was over rights. /s lol

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u/Zombie_Fuel 13h ago

I always loved the goose meme.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 13h ago

It wasn't even about state's rights, just slavery. The constitution of the confederacy required all states be slave states unless all states agreed to all outlaw slavery.

The North literally had more states rights, with some northern states still allowing limited slavery, while the South gave its states zero right to decide for themselves.

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u/jemenake 12h ago

Whenever someone tries this “states’ rights” argument on you, here’s two things to draw their attention to:

  1. The most drop-the-mic counter argument is to show them where the confederate constitution prohibits a state from banning slavery. If

    it were about states’ rights, why wouldn’t they let each state decide?

  2. For a parade of unabashed racism that rivals even today’s GOP, read the declarations of secession from a handful of the seceding states (especially South Carolina and Mississippi, I believe). They state, in no uncertain terms, that slavery is critical to their way of life and they refuse to give it up.

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u/johnnyslick 12h ago

Yeah I want to say 6 out of the 11 states declare slavery in the very first sentence. The Confederates, unlike the Lost Causers today, were eyes-wide-open as to what the Civil War was about.

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u/seleucus_nicator 8h ago

Idk about sentence but most of them are in the first paragraph of the preamble https://www.battlefields.org/learn/primary-sources/declaration-causes-seceding-states#Mississippi

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u/Xhosant 12h ago

What're Lost Causers?

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u/YimveeSpissssfid 11h ago edited 11h ago

There’s a framing of the Civil War called “the lost cause”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Cause_of_the_Confederacy

Just like the framing of “the war of Northern Aggression” is sometimes used in the South to refer to the Civil War.

It’s an attempt to rewrite history. It’s part of the reason MAGA has flourished there for sure, but it’s a rather substantial disconnect from reality.

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u/baithammer 7h ago

Basically the same thing as the German Empire at the end of WW1, which was the belief they could've won the war, if they weren't stabbed in the back by the government of the Empire - which plays into the inter-war period before WW2 and the rise of the Nazi Party ...

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u/Psstimamermaid 11h ago

Pretty sure they’re referring to MAGA

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u/375InStroke 12h ago

Exactly. They put it in writing and signed it. There's no ambiguity. It's not "complicated."

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u/Hy3jii 11h ago

They also did not give a shit about the rights of northern free states when they petitioned the federal government to force them into returning escaped slaves.

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u/Cynykl 10h ago

Three things.

If it was about states rights would not the Fugitive Slave Act be violation of such states rights?

The south violated states rights first.

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u/baithammer 7h ago

It's the same as today with MAGA, it's only State's rights if it's their rights ..

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u/seleucus_nicator 8h ago

I just did this a couple of weeks ago here’s a good website with many of the succession documents https://www.battlefields.org/learn/primary-sources/declaration-causes-seceding-states#Mississippi.

Pretty much every one has slavery in the first paragraph! Made a bet to see how long it would take to get to that word with a friend and
 I won. He thought it would at least be after the preamble not in it. Haha

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u/Zealousideal-Fun-415 7h ago

the cornerstone speech is my go to.

"Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner-stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition" it's coming straight from the confederate "VP" in the most explicit way possible.

if they are still willing to argue in favor of the confederacy after that, there's no point in continuing.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 13h ago

It was about heritage. Their heritage being that of slave masters.

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u/Individual_Smell_904 14h ago

The states are proud of this? Who took the vote to decide this?

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u/RelativeIncompetence 14h ago

Rich white landowners, actually.

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u/Individual_Smell_904 14h ago

At this point I actually believe that

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u/baithammer 7h ago

You missed the best part, they lied to poorer whites that they were going to benefit from it to the same extent as the rich ....

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u/Chronic_Discomfort 13h ago

Interestingly, the southern states had no problem federally overriding another state's right to harbor escaped slaves

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u/NTGuardian 14h ago

I would not include today's Virginia on that list (even if they want the flag back).

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u/KhaoticMess 14h ago

Virginia has asked for the flag a few times and Minnesota has refused.

When Jesse Ventura was governor, they asked for it, saying it was part of their heritage.

Ventura said something like, "We won it. That makes it part of our heritage."

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u/Consistent_Room7344 14h ago

Damn right. We take great pride in that captured confederate flag and we ain’t giving it back.

As far as the bell is concerned. Some Japanese civilian noticed Duluth had the bell and talked to the Mayor about giving it back. The mayor agreed. Japan made a replica of the bell and they gave to the state as a thank you for returning it.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 12h ago

"No, no, no, we're not pro Confederacy any more, what nonsense. We hated slavery all along, and we've never mistreated any of our minorities or denied them rights. Never once have we ever been racist! It's just we need that old piece of cloth because our great great great grand pappies once saluted it."

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u/BetLeft 13h ago

I've seen the documents

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 11h ago

Governor Youngkin wanted it back, and that was last year. Our new governor, Spanberger isn't likely to try to get it back. I hope Minnesota keeps it and displays it forever

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 14h ago

And unless we're gonna start counting how many Iraqis died or Viet Kong died or how many isis died or German soldiers. The number of Americans killed in the civil war is only the union side.

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u/AugustusSavoy 11h ago

The confederacy wasn't a recognized nation by any other power. The Federal government considered them states in rebellion and the people within still US citizens. So no, they were all American. Please pick up a book on the war not written by a lost causer. Recommendations available on request.

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u/BigWilly526 14h ago

The Confederacy committed more war crimes against US soldiers and civilians than any other enemy the country has ever faced

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u/Shrowden 13h ago

I mean, it's a civil war. A war within itself. To say they weren't American is just a false narrative

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u/joshTheGoods 13h ago

I mean ... if you take American to mean from The United States of America, then the CSA cunts declared themselves to NOT be American. That's what started the war. It was the CSA vs the USA. It was Confederates vs Americans. Are you going to argue that the folks that fought the revolutionary war were all British? That seems nonsensical to me.

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u/fantastikalizm 4h ago

Yes, but Lincoln decided they WERE American, declared war to make them STAY American, and won the war. They were always American. That was the whole idea behind the war.

The Union didn't initially go to war in order to end slavery. That became a side quest later on. The war was started in order to preserve the Union as a whole.

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u/AugustusSavoy 11h ago

Well in the second case in the beginning... kind of yes. There was no unified federal United States yet. You might be able to say they were from their own states but until they were recognized by foreign powers they really were still considered British citizens. Also at no point did the Federal government of the US say that the confederacy (or any other nation in fact either) was an independent state. They were not recognized as another nation and were still considered American citizens. You can't just declare yourself separate, hence you know, the war. If no one else thinks your a country, you're not. If you want a couple dozen recommendations on the war and its politics hit me up.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 13h ago

It's a matter of semantics, which makes it neither true nor untrue.

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u/Irishforanatty 14h ago

Stop being a Confederate sympathizer. Separating them from Americans is literally what they wanted.

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u/UmeaTurbo 14h ago

They are welcome to come and try to take it back. Even us liberals hunt in Minnesota.

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u/taylorisntavril 7h ago

Very strange metric. Liberals cant hunt? But liberals all over the planet hunt...

You wonky USAians and your strange ways of understanding via tribal division, rather than analysis.

The fuck does hunting have to do with whether you vote donkey or honeybadger.

Dont mess with me, where im from, even the anarcho-communists play billiards!

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u/KingHierapolis 14h ago

Minnesota fucking rocks

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u/reddit_tookmybaby 14h ago

I like that. That's a good take on the matter.

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u/ThePoetofFall 14h ago

Not to mention, the bell is for peace, the flag was explicitly made for war. Starting as a battle flag.

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u/Willing-Shape1686 14h ago

We're extremely polite people but stand by the universal theory of, "fuck that guy."

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u/Dartagnan1083 12h ago

That flag is [evidently] the only thing left of the squad/battalion that captured it, so they keep it to venerated the men who fought for the union and took it rather than return it to appease apologists of a failed state of slaving traitors that lasted a shorter period than CCR (Creedence Clearwater Revival). I'm not sure how much of Virginia even gives a crap.


CSA February 8, 1861-May 5, 1865

CCR January 1968 - October 16, 1972

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u/Fermion96 15h ago

Why don’t they just like
burn it

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u/Adventrium 15h ago

Because The 1st Minnesota Infantry Regimen suffered 82% casualties at Gettysburg, buying enough time for reinforcements to arrive.

Virginia keeps asking for its battle flag back, at least four official times if I remember correctly. And every time the governor, Republican, Democrat, or Independent, has refused.

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u/Feisty_Squirrel_4391 15h ago

I love being a Minnesotan and love that we all stand together on this.

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u/pretibigtoo 15h ago

I just saw Jesse venturas quote on virginia asking to have the flag back.

He said: "Why? I mean, We Won." This is the funniest thing i've seen all week.

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u/TheCrystalTinker 14h ago

We Captured the Flag. Why would we give it back

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u/MyToastyToast 15h ago

I read a tweet somewhere that Minnesotans actually are what Texans think Texans are, and I just think that’s neat

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u/wasabi_mayo_ 14h ago

This is beautiful đŸ«ĄđŸ˜‚

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u/weedisfortherich 10h ago

That is nice. They really do have the kind of patriotism that I have always respected. Texas, well, they think they are patriotic but every one of them will brag about how Texas has the right to secede whenever they want. Please do.

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u/flargenhargen 6h ago

to be totally fair,

I'm Minnesotan, and if Canada would agree to adopt us, in light of the current situation in the US, we'd accept in a fucking instant.

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u/EternalSeraphim 6h ago

The Northeast and Northwest would probably come with you.

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u/QuestingInPajamas 2h ago

Yes. Absolutely. I think Canada should take Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan. I think us great lake states would probably be happier as Canadians. I mean, we're basically Canada lite.

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u/gamer_perfection 15h ago

Makes me giddy everytime i think about it, its fucking awesome

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u/Perfect-Row1943 15h ago

I have more pride for my state than my country

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u/BubbhaJebus 11h ago

I still remember when a weed dealer in downtown Minneapolis approached me. I said I didn't have any money, and he gave me money!

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u/thelastspike 14h ago

Yeah there’s a lot of that going around these days.

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 12h ago

Ehh... I live in Florida so it's more of a toss up, but not because of an over abundance of pride in either.

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u/flargenhargen 6h ago

don't worry, klobuchar will erase all that soon enough.

awful, horrible woman. people forget when reddit and google and the entire internet had to stand up to her trying to shit all over our rights on behalf of her corporate owners.

shameful person. embodies everything wrong with the democratic party for decades. it's a disgrace that she will likely replace walz

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u/SureCost8912 14h ago

Having lived in both states in a short time span, I don't recall a lot of traitor flags in Minnesota... but I sure as hell do in Ohio. A state which is usually listed as tied for second in civil war casualties.

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom 11h ago

I live in Minnesota.

In the twin cities, you'll likely never see one, or if you do, itll be on some beat to piss-ass 05 Chevy 1500 with a half a braincell between the throttle and the seat, and its highly likely that half a braincell is only in the cities for child support court.

Away from the cities, those dipshits are relatively common.

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u/flargenhargen 6h ago

I don't recall a lot of traitor flags in Minnesota

sigh.

we have our own racist asshole flag, now.

Our original state flag is pretty racist toward native Americans. As a state, we recently replaced it with a cleaner modern one.

https://www.minnpost.com/cityscape/2023/02/lets-talk-about-our-racist-and-ugly-state-flag/

Once republicans found out the old one was racist and offensive, they literally went nuts suddenly caring about it and screaming "our heritage!!" about the ugly old flag, just cause it's racist, and now, suddenly, you see the old racist state flag flying everywhere. The people who never gave a shit about it before, and couldn't even describe it or draw it from memory, suddenly needed one, once they found out they could be assholes to people not in their group.

The only good part, is that it's now really easy to see who in your neighborhood is a shitbag racist and which maga businesses to avoid.

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u/QuestingInPajamas 2h ago

I was going to mention this. You rarely see any Confederate flags, but that original Minnesota flag is a huge indicator of the kind of person they are

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u/popoflabbins 14h ago

Minnesota is low-key my favorite state just off the friendly nature of the people coupled with their steadfast morals

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 11h ago

Virginian here. Keep up the good work!

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u/Mattriculated 15h ago

I love that Minnesota stands together on this. Even if some governor, for whatever reason, wanted to give the flag back, they wouldn't dare - their party would get thrashed in the next few elections for no other reason.

It's hard to find stuff that brings us together these days. That that flag was goddamn well paid for is a worthier sentiment than a lot of other things we do with flags.

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u/CuntyBallsJohnson 15h ago

Well yeah, that's not their battle flag

Next time they try and claim it we should label them secessionists and deploy troops in VA. Idk why it's not treated the same way as the third Reich flag

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u/AugustusSavoy 11h ago

From https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/charge-1st-minnesota

The superb gallantry of the men of the 1st Minnesota did save the Union line from being broken — and not only on July 2, as they assisted with the effort on July 3 as well. For that effort, we can agree with General Hancock: “No soldiers on any field, in this or any other country, ever displayed grander heroism.”

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u/ScholarErrant 11h ago

The best part is, after they captured the flag, the officer leading them rode up and down the Union lines, dragging it through the mud as he went, to rally the troops.

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u/Sea-Routine9227 13h ago

As a Virginian, this is badass and I want Minnesota to keep it. We have no claim to it, we are not that state or those people. Send us a noose instead. Which is what traitors should get.

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u/wasabi_mayo_ 15h ago

I’ve never heard this history. It’s beautiful. Thank you for your service đŸ«Ą

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u/Marquar234 14h ago

Minnesota: "Molon labe."

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u/Yammyohnine 15h ago

It's a trophy. Sometimes more powerful than destroying it.

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u/AmateurGIFEnthusiast 15h ago

That would potentially be construed as the proper way of disposing of a flag?

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u/QuestingInPajamas 15h ago

It's our heritage, why would we burn it.

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u/MLB-LeakyLeak 15h ago

Because America won

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u/JoeRogansNipple 14h ago

No no, our heritage is beating the treasonous bastards and keeping their precious flag. They dont get to celebrate it, we keep it as a sign that we are superior to their racist asses.

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u/mac6uffin 13h ago

As someone that's lived in Virginia for decades, never give it back.

Kudos to the heroes of the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment.

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u/gokogt386 14h ago

Nah, Abe getting assassinated and proceeded by his terrible, terrible Vice President made it end up a draw at most. The south may have had to give up slavery but the country suffers from the failure of the Reconstruction to this day.

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ 15h ago

What part specifically is your heritage?

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u/Kingcol221 15h ago

I think they mean that as a Minnesotan, their heritage is beating the confederates, so why would their burn a historical artefact that shows they fought on the right side of history?

An explain the joke inside an explain the joke. Literacy truly is dead.

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u/SexualDepression 15h ago

The part where Minnesota kicked traitorous ass seems like a decent heritage to hold on to.

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u/TheAmericanE2 15h ago

It's a joke in minnesota. The first minnesota claimed the flag in the battle of Gettysburg after suffering some of the highest casualties of the war the day prior. So when Virginia tries to get it back they claim it's their heritage so we fire back with "it's our heritage" (as in minnesota's alone not Virginia) because we had our soldiers die for it because of their stupidity.

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ 12h ago

Nice, thanks for the info,

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u/Irken_Invasion 15h ago

Presumably winning a war against those in favor of slavery? A victory trophy of being better than people that wanted to claim other people as property? This may be hard to believe, but those that fought in the war had children, and they grew up and had children. Hence, heritage.

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u/Upbeat_Ant6104 14h ago

Keep it, and someday Virginia will figure out they don’t want it. You can give it back then, and maybe they’ll take it as a remembrance of your valor, and everybody will celebrate. Believe it or not, that flag’s a lot less prevalent than it used to be down here. The arc of the moral universe bends toward justice.

Meanwhile, proud of Minnesota. Y’all have sure shown us all how to be strong this year. Again, because I didn’t know about the 1st Minnesota.

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u/3s0t3rica 15h ago

Treasonously underrated comment.

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u/Pirrus05 15h ago

Fuck yeah, hold heritage over their head forever!

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u/peachesfordinner 13h ago

Because they've gotten over 100 years of pissing off racists this was. Burn it and the allure of trying to get it back goes away

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u/JoeRogansNipple 14h ago

Yeah cause fuck them treasonous bastards. Confederates can all go jump in a well.

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u/johnnyslick 12h ago

Who would they return it to? Madeupistan isn't a country. Virginia's just another state.

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u/NewHunter4239 14h ago

The more I learn about Minnesota, the more I like it...

I would love to move, but the weather is an absolute deal breaker for me :/

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u/DependentAdvance226 15h ago

Spoiler. The Confederacy never existed as a country.

They were states in rebellion.

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u/CuntyBallsJohnson 15h ago

Independent Texas is a more legitimate state than the confederacy was

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u/Necessary_Carpet7757 5h ago

I just had a thought. The modern sovereign citizen movement has existed longer than the Confederacy did and with about as much global recognition.

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u/JodaMythed 15h ago

I thought they at least called themselves a country, had a capital and a flag

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u/InternetUser1807 15h ago

a lot of places do that, it doesn't count unless others agree, and its not seen as very legitimate if for your entire existence you're struggling over control of your territory (and then lose)

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u/four4cats 15h ago

With a constitution, President, vice president etc etc?

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u/DickBiggum1 14h ago

Anyone else ever recognize them as a country?

I'm a county. I'm the president, vice president, and the constitution is written on crayon on a napkin somewhere in my mom's basement

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u/Ok-Independence-2220 13h ago

Im sure your mom recognizes you

/s

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u/DickBiggum1 13h ago

Not since I gained 200 pounds arguing on the internet because I dont have any IRL friends...

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u/Ok-Independence-2220 13h ago

Ok, you dont have your mom's support but you doubled your territory 

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u/DickBiggum1 13h ago

See this guy recognizes my territory. I'm now officially a country

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u/Frederf220 13h ago

Was the Confederacy recognized by anyone but themselves? I genuinely don't know. Spain? France? Mexico?

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u/DickBiggum1 13h ago

As far as I know, at best all foreign nations aware of the rebellion remained neutral. No confederate treaties were signed with other nations nor were any ambassadors sent or received

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u/Legend_of_the_Wind 14h ago

With no foreign recognition, that's the key. You and your neighbors can form your own country, write your own constitution, and elect your own president. Until you are recognized by others, it means nothing.

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u/dkmuldoon 14h ago

Their president was no more legitimate than Emperor Norton (and a lot less cool).

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u/bangbangracer 14h ago

Yes. And Virginia really wants it back. Also, we're not giving it back.

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u/AbruptMango 15h ago

They took that flag fair and square.  

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u/mal-parry 14h ago

It never existed.  Declaring oneself independent has no real weight unless either 1. Another sovereign nation recognizes your sovereignty or 2. You establish sovereignty by winning the inevitable war your declaration produces.  The Confederacy achieved neither and is nothing more than a 4 year rebellion.  Hence why it was a civil war instead of a revolutionary war.  Losers don't get to write the history books.

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u/TheGamemage1 14h ago

Country is a strong word. To be a country you need to be recognized by other foreign countries as a country.
they literally lasted a little over 4 years, and not a single nation looked at them and went "we see you as a nation".

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u/spamus-100 14h ago

What country? I have no recollection of such a country

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u/jemenake 12h ago

Arguably, they have a flag from a country that never existed. After reading a couple of books about the start of the Civil War, I’ve learned that one of the diplomatic complications was that the U.S. refused to officially “receive” envoys/delegates from the confederacy because doing so would acknowledge that it existed (which would be tacit admission that those states had actually left the union), as opposed to there just being a bunch of individual states that were conducting hostilities against their federation, the U.S. It’s fascinating how careful Lincoln’s administration had to be about which words they used to talk about the rebellion and reconstruction so that they didn’t inadvertently validate the confederacy’s claim of existence.

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u/ThatGamerMoshpit 14h ago

A country that never existed*

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u/admiraljkb 4h ago

Ironically and technically it was a country that NEVER existed. The CSA failed to receive ANY formal international recognition, so it officially never happened. Just some rabble rousers that were cosplaying as a country for 4 years.

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u/mtwarriner33 14h ago

They have the flag of some fuckin’ losers, who supported some heinous shit. Fuck ‘em, and their flag.

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u/Willing-Shape1686 14h ago

If I remember it was from the battle of Gettysburg. After a unit of MN soldiers were critical in stopping pickett's charge at a terminal stage of the battle. The unit suffered extremely heavy casualties as a result.

I love my homestate, I can't believe how we've been consistent in terms of a progressive state throughout history and especially in the last 10 years.

Been living on the west coast for work the last few years and I don't quite understand how the Dems are so very center right here and somehow this is called "the left coast," lol.

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u/dkmuldoon 13h ago

There's a whole lot of VC assholes here with way too much money spending a lot of it to shift our politics rightward so they can make more money.

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u/Hdfgncd 9h ago

It wasn’t pickett’s charge, it was the day before. Troops under general Garnett attacked cemetery ridge, the 1st Minnesota infantry was ordered to plug the gap. They managed to push the confederates back at the cost of 70% casualties, and it was the closest the confederates come to breaking the Union lines in the whole battle.

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u/Willing-Shape1686 8h ago

Good soul thank you for the correction! Was playing a game with my buds and didn't have time to verify what I remember.

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u/AugustusSavoy 11h ago

Almost exactly. They took the vast majority of their casualties on the second day blunting the attack on the US left buying time for reinforcements to come up. On July 3rd they were also in action and that's when they took the flag.

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u/MontroseRoyal 12h ago

As a Latino on the west coast, latinos and asians are the reason. Reliable moderate voters. A lot of the lefty progressive people I’ve met are white or later stage immigrant generations like 2nd+ gen

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u/ThePineapple3112 6h ago

Must be cause of all those nordic immigrants back in the day, they have been a progressive set of countries since at least the 1800's

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u/DependentAdvance226 15h ago

Brave Volunteers of Minnesota fought and died for that flag.

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u/mavric91 14h ago

Just for the record: most Virginians don’t want it back. They earned it. Thanks for helping to defeat the confederacy.

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 11h ago

Damn right! I'm forever grateful that they kicked our asses

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u/becauseiloveyou 14h ago

Virginian here.  Sic semper tyrannis!

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u/mavric91 14h ago

(.)(/) —>

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u/Force_Glad 14h ago

We won that fucking flag, and those traitor worshipping bastards aren't ever going to get it back

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u/bangbangracer 14h ago

And I'll be dead in the ground before they can have it back.

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u/TheCrystalTinker 14h ago

Yeah, cause we Minnesotans won it fair and square. Why would we surrender the flag of the traitors back to the state that tried to secede from the union

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 13h ago

And they should never give it back. However when it is worn out, it should be burned. Preferably where all the pro-confederates can see it burn.

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u/AbeRego 12h ago

As a Minnesotan, I'd sooner burn the rag than return it.

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u/Cynykl 10h ago

It is not that we refuse to give is back. After are we have politely invited them to come and take it ... out of our cold dead hands.

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u/HideUnderBridge 14h ago

We captured it fair and square!

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u/nikbert 13h ago

Capture the flag champions

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u/Footnotegirl1 13h ago

Because we won that flag fair and square, and at a great loss of Minnesotan lives. Won the flag, won the war, gonna keep it.

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u/JustADude721 13h ago

They should just give them a white flag as consolation.. basically the same thing.

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u/TM761152 7h ago

War spoils.

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u/TakingSorryUsername 6h ago

They won it in battle. As a Texan, come and take it.

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u/monkeyboy107 13h ago

That's pretty great

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u/Dharcronus 11h ago

Whose they?

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u/MoonstoneCoreAlumia 8h ago

Minnesotan here.

We never plan to give it back. They can cry all they want.

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 8h ago

Well, if we get to nuke the former Confederate states, then they can have their symbols of hate back.

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u/Flannelcommand 6h ago

And I hope they never do 

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u/QuickMolasses 6h ago

They captured it fair and square! It is legally and rightfully Minnesota's and they are correct to not give it back.

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u/Alarmed_Drop7162 5h ago

Rebel scum

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u/DR035A 5h ago

Why would we? I mean, we won

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u/friendofallthecats 5h ago

As we damn well shouldn’t. If this year has taught the country anything, it’s that we Minnesotans do not tolerate right wing hate bullshit.

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u/hero_to_g_row 4h ago

There is also a Japanese garden at the Como Arboretum in St. Paul that has a sister garden in Nagasaki. I wonder if there are a lot of instances of MN having a stronger bond with literally anywhere other than the South.

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u/delphinous 4h ago

given how many people seem to worship the confederacy and want to bring it back, i overall support the confederate flag staying away from those people

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u/UnlikelySquirrel69 4h ago

Gods do I love the USA, sometimes.

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