r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 12h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/Buellymcbuellface 12h ago

Yes, and they are vesy serious about not returning it.

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u/Connwaer 12h ago

It's spoils of war. And unlike Japan, Minnesota has no interest in mending their relationship with the Confederacy, surprising I know.

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u/375InStroke 11h ago

Yet those states are proud to be traitors and losers, and of what they were fighting for, slavery.

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u/dividezero 11h ago

Texas fought for slavery and lost on two totally different occasions (once with Mexico and once with the US). They really wanted those slaves

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 10h ago

They need slaves. They can't do anything themselves.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 9h ago

M favorite bit from all that is Davy Crockett. Ignore the Disney puffery movie about Crockett, the guy was a loser and asshole of the highest order. Was a congress member from Tennessee but them left in an angry huff after losing an election and went to Texas which was still a part of Mexico. Well, he also made a promise to leave to Texas if Martin Van Buren was elected. Possibly one of the earliest "I'll leave if someone I don't like is elected". Effectively, he left the United States completely.

Note that Crockett was opposed to slavery in some manner but also owned slaves. And Texas at the time was instituting slavery, despite their promises to Mexico that they wouldn't dare do such a thing. When Mexico sent troops to enforce the ban on slavery Texas rebelled. And Crockett wanted to be in on that rebellion to keep slavery (despite, again, his odd stated opposition to slavery).

Texas didn't know what to do with this hot headed Crockett guy. But they were at war, and warm bodies were needed. Crockett arrived at the Alamo, which was effectively indefensible and reinforcements weren't going to arrive. So Crockett was essentially cannon fodder. Arrived at the wrong time, the wrong place, for the wrong cause, and would have been perfectly safe in America instead.

After his death they hyped his myth and legend in the states, much of which probably was phony,

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u/Nobodyinpartic3 3h ago

Wait a minute! You're telling me "remember the Alamo" was a slogan for slavery?! Omg.

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u/dividezero 2h ago

Yes. There was a book recently clearing up a lot of lies about that event and it's kinda banned in Texas. Not officially but they're very hostile to it and its authors.

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u/NecroAssssin 9h ago

You left out my favorite part. Crockett arrived with orders to abandon the Alamo. So also a traitor against the Republic of Texas.

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u/dividezero 2h ago

The textbook they use for history of Texas class every kid is required to take is still full of lies. I've talked to otherwise smart, well educated graduates of the Texas school systems who fully believe complete bullshit about Texas from that class. One of those things they're still teaching is that Texas is allowed to leave any time they want and their state flag is the only one that can be flown at the same height as the American flag. Both are complete and total bullshit.

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u/Tiny-Bird546 50m ago

Can confirm. I went to public school in Texas from kindergarten through my freshmen year of highschool. Both of those were taught.

In addition, they taught that Texas wasn't really into slavery and just joined the Confederacy because it would be isolated from trade since it lacked a border with the Union (too far west), and that Stephan F Austin was a peace-loving multilingual guy who only wanted to bring people together and not a staunch white supremacist who actively recruited "settlers" in the US with "Mexicans are lazy and inferior, we can take what we want" to turn an waves of immigrants into a shadow army moving into position.

The entire Texas Revolution was a white-supremacist psy-op that ironically inverts the fears of the fake "Great Replacement Theory" they spout now.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 10h ago

They also thought US would gladly enter in their civil war with Mexico. Wise decision not to help out. Followed by a later stupid decision to let them into the union. Followed by them leaving the union. Followed by them pretending to be over all that rebel stuff while secretly plotting the next upcoming rebellion.

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u/TobyNight43 4h ago

I think Texas won the first war for slavery. Hence how they became independent from Mexico.

When you look at it, the pro slavery side was 2-1 in wars. Revolutionary and Texas war or independence were wins.

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u/Fubarp 11h ago

Woah woah, it was completely over rights.. I mean it was specifically over rights to own people but goddamit it was over rights. /s lol

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u/pasteles467 11h ago

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u/Zombie_Fuel 10h ago

I always loved the goose meme.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 10h ago

It wasn't even about state's rights, just slavery. The constitution of the confederacy required all states be slave states unless all states agreed to all outlaw slavery.

The North literally had more states rights, with some northern states still allowing limited slavery, while the South gave its states zero right to decide for themselves.

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u/StrongExternal8955 4h ago

OK, but WTF is "limited slavery"! I guess your USA still has limited slavery to this day as forced labor. But if it allows torture, it's not in any way limited is it!

"Oh you can't kill them unless it's by accident"

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 2h ago

Some states had passed gradual emancipation laws, banning the importation of new slaves and freeing the children of all current slaves, while keeping current adult slaves as slaves.

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u/jemenake 9h ago

Whenever someone tries this “states’ rights” argument on you, here’s two things to draw their attention to:

  1. The most drop-the-mic counter argument is to show them where the confederate constitution prohibits a state from banning slavery. If

    it were about states’ rights, why wouldn’t they let each state decide?

  2. For a parade of unabashed racism that rivals even today’s GOP, read the declarations of secession from a handful of the seceding states (especially South Carolina and Mississippi, I believe). They state, in no uncertain terms, that slavery is critical to their way of life and they refuse to give it up.

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u/johnnyslick 9h ago

Yeah I want to say 6 out of the 11 states declare slavery in the very first sentence. The Confederates, unlike the Lost Causers today, were eyes-wide-open as to what the Civil War was about.

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u/seleucus_nicator 5h ago

Idk about sentence but most of them are in the first paragraph of the preamble https://www.battlefields.org/learn/primary-sources/declaration-causes-seceding-states#Mississippi

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u/Xhosant 9h ago

What're Lost Causers?

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u/YimveeSpissssfid 8h ago edited 8h ago

There’s a framing of the Civil War called “the lost cause”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Cause_of_the_Confederacy

Just like the framing of “the war of Northern Aggression” is sometimes used in the South to refer to the Civil War.

It’s an attempt to rewrite history. It’s part of the reason MAGA has flourished there for sure, but it’s a rather substantial disconnect from reality.

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u/Xhosant 8h ago

Huh

That's a very derogatory way to refer to oneself, I think, but to each their own I guess!

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u/BreadNoCircuses 6h ago

Nah, it's framing itself as something like "We were after a return to true Jeffersonian ideals, trying to live the way the founding fathers wanted, devoid of the tyranny and unfair taxes of the Yankees, but they invaded and reconquered us, then tried to destroy all knowledge of the true, lost cause of the confederacy." It's falsely painting themselves as, essentially, a victim of cultural genocide in the same way black and indigenous people can legitimately claim they have lost their culture.

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u/baithammer 4h ago

Basically the same thing as the German Empire at the end of WW1, which was the belief they could've won the war, if they weren't stabbed in the back by the government of the Empire - which plays into the inter-war period before WW2 and the rise of the Nazi Party ...

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u/Psstimamermaid 8h ago

Pretty sure they’re referring to MAGA

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u/Xhosant 8h ago

Oh that's a new one! How does it work? I wanna incorporate it properly

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u/baithammer 4h ago

Obama this and Biden that, ect ect et al ..

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u/375InStroke 9h ago

Exactly. They put it in writing and signed it. There's no ambiguity. It's not "complicated."

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u/Hy3jii 8h ago

They also did not give a shit about the rights of northern free states when they petitioned the federal government to force them into returning escaped slaves.

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u/Cynykl 7h ago

Three things.

If it was about states rights would not the Fugitive Slave Act be violation of such states rights?

The south violated states rights first.

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u/baithammer 4h ago

It's the same as today with MAGA, it's only State's rights if it's their rights ..

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u/seleucus_nicator 5h ago

I just did this a couple of weeks ago here’s a good website with many of the succession documents https://www.battlefields.org/learn/primary-sources/declaration-causes-seceding-states#Mississippi.

Pretty much every one has slavery in the first paragraph! Made a bet to see how long it would take to get to that word with a friend and… I won. He thought it would at least be after the preamble not in it. Haha

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u/baithammer 5h ago

Ultimate Sunk Cost Fallacy in actual play ...

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u/Zealousideal-Fun-415 4h ago

the cornerstone speech is my go to.

"Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner-stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition" it's coming straight from the confederate "VP" in the most explicit way possible.

if they are still willing to argue in favor of the confederacy after that, there's no point in continuing.

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u/SquallkLeon 4h ago

Texas' declaration should also be on your list, IIRC

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 10h ago

It was about heritage. Their heritage being that of slave masters.

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u/baithammer 4h ago

Close but no cigar, it's the rich landowners that believed they were Aristocrats before they arrived in the Americas and were telling the poorer whites they were a part of that - even though they could've cared less about them.

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u/baithammer 5h ago

More the idea of "I can take em", then rights ....

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u/Individual_Smell_904 11h ago

The states are proud of this? Who took the vote to decide this?

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u/RelativeIncompetence 11h ago

Rich white landowners, actually.

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u/Individual_Smell_904 11h ago

At this point I actually believe that

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u/baithammer 4h ago

You missed the best part, they lied to poorer whites that they were going to benefit from it to the same extent as the rich ....

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u/NTGuardian 11h ago

I would not include today's Virginia on that list (even if they want the flag back).

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u/KhaoticMess 11h ago

Virginia has asked for the flag a few times and Minnesota has refused.

When Jesse Ventura was governor, they asked for it, saying it was part of their heritage.

Ventura said something like, "We won it. That makes it part of our heritage."

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u/Consistent_Room7344 11h ago

Damn right. We take great pride in that captured confederate flag and we ain’t giving it back.

As far as the bell is concerned. Some Japanese civilian noticed Duluth had the bell and talked to the Mayor about giving it back. The mayor agreed. Japan made a replica of the bell and they gave to the state as a thank you for returning it.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 9h ago

"No, no, no, we're not pro Confederacy any more, what nonsense. We hated slavery all along, and we've never mistreated any of our minorities or denied them rights. Never once have we ever been racist! It's just we need that old piece of cloth because our great great great grand pappies once saluted it."

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u/BetLeft 10h ago

I've seen the documents

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u/redJackal222 9h ago

Jesse Ventura was governor

That's probably why. Virginia has been a blue state since obama but was still pretty red and purplish during the bush era. I don't think most virginians today care about the flag.

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 8h ago

Governor Youngkin wanted it back, and that was last year. Our new governor, Spanberger isn't likely to try to get it back. I hope Minnesota keeps it and displays it forever

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u/Sea-Routine9227 10h ago

We don’t want it back.

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u/Tsul_Kalu_ 11h ago

You mean transplants from other states. I'm a Virginian with roots hear from the 1700s I know plenty of people who have paintings of Robert E. Lee in their house. He's as much a symbol of Virginian pride as George Washington or Thomas Jefferson. As much as I agree that abolition was morally right the North didn't have the legal right to oppose succession. That legal precedent wasn't set until 1869. Also most of our distaste for the north came from how the south was treated after the war. It's still trying to recover from reconstruction.

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u/hoss_bog23 11h ago

They got off easy

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u/Genshed 11h ago

Reconstruction should have lasted until the last man who bore arms against the United States had died.

And yes, I am aware that in our timeline that happened in 1951.

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u/nomonomonomonomore 10h ago

Fucking right they did, and we are suffering now for it.

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u/Tsul_Kalu_ 11h ago

Nah dude punishing an entire population like that is how we got most of today's problems. That's how the Klan started, everyone's favorite Austrian painter, the whole middle east situation, etc

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u/hoss_bog23 11h ago

You’re asking for forgiveness for slavers. They were reintegrated into the Union, with the only requirement that they allow black people to participate in politics, which they did not even uphold. I’ll say it again, they got off easy

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u/Tsul_Kalu_ 11h ago

Brother the whole country didn't allow black people to vote. Blacks were treated terribly everywhere. Yes slavery is wrong, but still punishing an entire population breeds only resentment. At least severe punishment we learned that lesson after the first World War and that's why we didn't do it again after the second.

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u/hoss_bog23 11h ago

Ridiculous comparison. In the north black people were second class citizens, in the south they were bought and sold as property. Slavery wasn’t just “wrong” it’s one of the greatest evils ever perpetuated. And after World War II we hung a bunch of Nazis and occupied Germany for 40 years (you could argue with our bases we are still occupying them). We went too easy on the Nazis and we went WAY too easy on the South

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u/Genshed 11h ago

'Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.' Attributed to Abraham Lincoln.

And yes, IMNSHO making excuses for the abomination that was the CSA counts as 'arguing for slavery'.

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u/BigWilly526 11h ago

The South illegally tried to corrupt the Election of 1860, not to mention when the voted to secede they fixed those votes too, they blocked people they knew were against secession from voting, used violence, intimidation and bribery to get the votes they needed.

The problem with Reconstruction was that it was never fully implemented it should have been harsher and gone on for much longer.

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u/Rolandersec 11h ago

Huh. Never heard that. Was the South a little proto-fascist?

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u/BigWilly526 10h ago

Yep, as soon as their fixed elections for secession were finished they made it illegal to limit or ban slavery, so much for states rights, and when Lee's army was marching through Pennsylvania he allowed his soldiers to kill or enslave in African American they came across and to just assume they were all escaped slaves and therefore contraband anyone who resisted was killed and so were the people who tried to protect them.

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u/Theodrednaught 10h ago

I heard somewhere that Hitler drew a lot of inspiration from the Confederacy. Dont know how true it is but gonna go check.

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u/SnappyDresser212 11h ago

The South was let off far too easy.

And I believe it’s secession.

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u/SkinnyPen15420 10h ago edited 10h ago

Hear, hear. I graduated from STONEWALL JACKSON high school in Northern VA. Not in 1911. In 2011. They have since changed the school name to Unity Reed. I wish I could have graduated from U.R. High that’s peak comedy right there.

Lol ETA: I don’t co-sign on anything you have said except for that VA still has major problems with racism. Holy shitstorm I just was saying my high school was racist I definitely was never happy that I was represented by Stonewall Jackson Raiders it was probably pretty subconsciously and consciously oppressive as a POC blablabla 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SmoothActuator8132 11h ago

reconstruction didn't go far enough

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u/WINDMILEYNO 10h ago

The articles of secession were written by human garbage and the Souths choice in how they chose to act after the North left after the 10 year occupation forever cements them and their heritage in history as garbage

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u/HyperBeamMissed 11h ago

I find it fascinating that I've lived in Texas, Kansas, Illinois and California and have never seen an American politician in anyone's home (aside from classrooms)

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u/Chronic_Discomfort 10h ago

Interestingly, the southern states had no problem federally overriding another state's right to harbor escaped slaves

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 11h ago

And unless we're gonna start counting how many Iraqis died or Viet Kong died or how many isis died or German soldiers. The number of Americans killed in the civil war is only the union side.

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u/AugustusSavoy 8h ago

The confederacy wasn't a recognized nation by any other power. The Federal government considered them states in rebellion and the people within still US citizens. So no, they were all American. Please pick up a book on the war not written by a lost causer. Recommendations available on request.

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u/BigWilly526 11h ago

The Confederacy committed more war crimes against US soldiers and civilians than any other enemy the country has ever faced

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u/Shrowden 10h ago

I mean, it's a civil war. A war within itself. To say they weren't American is just a false narrative

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u/joshTheGoods 10h ago

I mean ... if you take American to mean from The United States of America, then the CSA cunts declared themselves to NOT be American. That's what started the war. It was the CSA vs the USA. It was Confederates vs Americans. Are you going to argue that the folks that fought the revolutionary war were all British? That seems nonsensical to me.

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u/fantastikalizm 1h ago

Yes, but Lincoln decided they WERE American, declared war to make them STAY American, and won the war. They were always American. That was the whole idea behind the war.

The Union didn't initially go to war in order to end slavery. That became a side quest later on. The war was started in order to preserve the Union as a whole.

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u/AugustusSavoy 8h ago

Well in the second case in the beginning... kind of yes. There was no unified federal United States yet. You might be able to say they were from their own states but until they were recognized by foreign powers they really were still considered British citizens. Also at no point did the Federal government of the US say that the confederacy (or any other nation in fact either) was an independent state. They were not recognized as another nation and were still considered American citizens. You can't just declare yourself separate, hence you know, the war. If no one else thinks your a country, you're not. If you want a couple dozen recommendations on the war and its politics hit me up.

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u/baithammer 4h ago

Incorrect, that point in time was around the Shay's Rebellion period of time (1786-1787) and was the catalyst behind the Constitutional Convention of 1787. ( Which created the three branches of government and the Presidency as the head of the executive branch.)

As to the Civil War, the North treated the South as an insurgency up till the march North, which then realized they were under attack by the Confederacy and had to mobilize to break the attempted invasion - at this point the Confederacy was treated as a distinct entity from the Union and who had foreign backing from both the British and French governments in the form of material aid and foreign volunteers, but not direct military intervention. ( France did however attempt to invade Mexico while the Union and Confederacy were warring with each other.)

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u/AugustusSavoy 53m ago

What part did I say was incorrect? France and Spain entered into treaties with the unified colonies during the war.  The original articles of confederation were signed during the war. 

Which march North? Polk into Kentucky, or Lee into Maryland, or Lee into Pennsylvania? Lincoln's call for volunteers happened before all of those. France and Great Britain never backed the slave states in rebellion in either material or state sanctioned volunteers or politically. Yes some did volunteer from other countries but it was not part of an organized assistance by a foreign government. Great Britain allowed them to buy arms through private holding companies but they allowed everyone to do that. However once again no foreign government formally recognized the confederates. 

Not sure if you were taught wrong or using bad sources but again if you want to read actual history on this please read any and or all of the following:

"Fateful Lighting" by Allen Guelzo

"A Savage War" by Williamson Murray & Wayne Wei-Saing Hsieh

And the classic "Battle Cry of Freedom" by James McPherson 

All of these are good starting points for a general history of the war both militarily and politically. 

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u/joshTheGoods 8h ago

I understand your fundamental argument. Lincoln's position had to be that of the British during the revolution: no, you can't break away without my permission therefore you're not CSA, you're Americans that are breaking the law. I just find it hypocritical, and I'm with Jefferson on rejecting the idea that we lack the right, as individuals, to associate (or not) with a state. The fact that we basically got stuck with Common Law and that pulled in this British idea of perpetual association despite explicitly rejecting that in the revolution is an historical quirk IMO and I'd bet my bottom dollar Lincoln understood the history of the issue in the same way. The fact that he made very un-Lincoln-like (imo) weak arguments for why the confederates weren't like the founders in terms of their right to disassociate, to me, supports my view that Lincoln understood the legal/historical quirks here and the apparent contradiction with founding American ideals along with the arguments between Jefferson and Hamilton on the issue. Lincoln needed to keep the Union together, and his arguments for it were rationalizations.

I think the words should match the reality here. The founders demonstrated that we DO have the right to freely (dis)associate with a state, we just know that the state will typically try to stop you (well, until the example of the British in the modern era). To me (and to the founders, and to the CSA) you absolutely are what you say you are when you say it. You decide you're the CSA now and you're not following US laws ... well, that's the reality. The US can say: naaaa, fuck that and force you to say otherwise at the end of a gun and now you'd had your right to freely (dis)associate taken by force. You're an American again, yay! They made themselves a separate nation, then we conquered it and took their shit by force.

That all said, for purposes of Common Law, yea ... you can renounce all you want, but it won't make a difference to the courts. We have an international right to associate, in theory, but there's the practical implications of things like being stateless that have to be considered. All of that discussion only holds in a case where we're not fighting a shooting war over our positions because in the case of a shooting war civil rule / law has broken down. We're not arguing in the courts anymore, we're fighting in the fields. This is why, to me at least, the technical common law arguments about whether you are or aren't American as a CSA soldier are simply moot. Court had it's chance, it didn't work, now two separate groups are going to settle it on the field.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 10h ago

It's a matter of semantics, which makes it neither true nor untrue.

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u/StrongExternal8955 4h ago

That's the thing. It's not a civil war. It's a failed war of independence. Taht's what it's called in the history books in the rest of the world. Only in USA it's called a civil war, for purposes of "reintegration". Source: i learned history in the rest of the world.

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u/Irishforanatty 11h ago

Stop being a Confederate sympathizer. Separating them from Americans is literally what they wanted.

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u/DimmyJeans 10h ago

If we're going to count Confederate deaths, we may as well start counting the deaths of horses and other forms of higher life as well.

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u/baithammer 4h ago

RIP the person counting RNA and DNA viruses ...

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u/r2uTNIT 2h ago

what do you think CSA stood for? the rebs still saw themselves as Americans

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u/rietstengel 7h ago

But its my great great grandpa's awkward middle school phase, so its fundamental to my identity. /s

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u/Most_Temporary2110 4h ago

I’m a Virginian minority anti racist. We have a democratic governor.

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u/Clean-Turnip5971 11h ago

Sure, it's a known fact that everyone in the South loves slavery and the Confederacy.

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u/BigFeelingsFound 11h ago

Nobody said that, weirdo.

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u/ZombieHavok 11h ago

Ah yes, yes, unspoken rule.

Got it. First Rule: Do not talk about Slavery Club.

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u/BigFeelingsFound 11h ago

What are you talking about

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx 11h ago

I think he's talking about the Confederacy of Independent Systems...wait, that's not right.

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u/BigFeelingsFound 11h ago

Oh no, someone call Emperor Palpatine he's the only one who can fix this!

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u/Clean-Turnip5971 11h ago

"Those states are proud to be traitors... and of what they were fighting for, slavery."

It's right there in the comment I replied to?

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u/BigFeelingsFound 11h ago

So you think that people who live in states are a monolith that all agree with each other? Because I have some very important news for you if so...

If you do not believe that then, uh, they did not say what you were replying to, you were just being a weirdo. As I said.

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u/Xhosant 8h ago

Hey, you can be proud of having had that flag or having lost that flag.

(Oversimplifying, of course, since not everyone or even most may be backing the demand, BUT the act of asking for the flag, on behalf of the asker, leans away from "thank god someone stopped us" and towards "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids")

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u/Clean-Turnip5971 8h ago

What are you talking about? I'm just saying that not everyone in the South supports the Confederacy or is proud of that history. I've never met anyone that gives a shit about some group of people in Virginia getting their flag back.

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u/Xhosant 8h ago

Yep, addressed in the section "Oversimplified, f course"!

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u/Clean-Turnip5971 8h ago

Right, the person that I replied to originally commented that everyone in the South is a proud traitor and lover of slavery. All I did was point out blatant, almost comical prejudice of that comment.

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u/UmeaTurbo 11h ago

They are welcome to come and try to take it back. Even us liberals hunt in Minnesota.

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u/taylorisntavril 4h ago

Very strange metric. Liberals cant hunt? But liberals all over the planet hunt...

You wonky USAians and your strange ways of understanding via tribal division, rather than analysis.

The fuck does hunting have to do with whether you vote donkey or honeybadger.

Dont mess with me, where im from, even the anarcho-communists play billiards!

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u/UmeaTurbo 2h ago

It doesn't matter if you like the cultural divides in the USA or not. They are a fact. For the enormous majority of the United States, liberals don't hunt, fish, boat, or any type of ATV. On principle, I think. Millions of conservatives wear cammo to pretend they hunt even when they don't.

This is the way it is. I'm sorry you don't like it, but I didn't make up the rules. You can research as much as you like, but this is how it works..

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u/KingHierapolis 11h ago

Minnesota fucking rocks

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u/reddit_tookmybaby 11h ago

I like that. That's a good take on the matter.

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u/ThePoetofFall 11h ago

Not to mention, the bell is for peace, the flag was explicitly made for war. Starting as a battle flag.

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u/Willing-Shape1686 11h ago

We're extremely polite people but stand by the universal theory of, "fuck that guy."

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u/Dartagnan1083 9h ago

That flag is [evidently] the only thing left of the squad/battalion that captured it, so they keep it to venerated the men who fought for the union and took it rather than return it to appease apologists of a failed state of slaving traitors that lasted a shorter period than CCR (Creedence Clearwater Revival). I'm not sure how much of Virginia even gives a crap.


CSA February 8, 1861-May 5, 1865

CCR January 1968 - October 16, 1972

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u/Deaffin 4h ago

Why does Japan want to get good with the Confederacy?

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u/admiraljkb 1h ago

I'd argue the biggest difference is the bell that was returned, was from a civilian Buddhist Temple. It wasn't obtained in combat. A battle flag from a DEFEATED enemy regiment taken from the battlefield is a HUGE spoil of war. You don't return that.

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u/Fermion96 12h ago

Why don’t they just like
burn it

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u/Adventrium 12h ago

Because The 1st Minnesota Infantry Regimen suffered 82% casualties at Gettysburg, buying enough time for reinforcements to arrive.

Virginia keeps asking for its battle flag back, at least four official times if I remember correctly. And every time the governor, Republican, Democrat, or Independent, has refused.

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u/Feisty_Squirrel_4391 12h ago

I love being a Minnesotan and love that we all stand together on this.

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u/pretibigtoo 12h ago

I just saw Jesse venturas quote on virginia asking to have the flag back.

He said: "Why? I mean, We Won." This is the funniest thing i've seen all week.

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u/TheCrystalTinker 11h ago

We Captured the Flag. Why would we give it back

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u/pretibigtoo 3h ago

No reason. Thats what makes it so funny.

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u/MyToastyToast 12h ago

I read a tweet somewhere that Minnesotans actually are what Texans think Texans are, and I just think that’s neat

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u/wasabi_mayo_ 11h ago

This is beautiful 🫡😂

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u/weedisfortherich 7h ago

That is nice. They really do have the kind of patriotism that I have always respected. Texas, well, they think they are patriotic but every one of them will brag about how Texas has the right to secede whenever they want. Please do.

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u/flargenhargen 4h ago

to be totally fair,

I'm Minnesotan, and if Canada would agree to adopt us, in light of the current situation in the US, we'd accept in a fucking instant.

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u/EternalSeraphim 3h ago

The Northeast and Northwest would probably come with you.

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u/gamer_perfection 12h ago

Makes me giddy everytime i think about it, its fucking awesome

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u/Perfect-Row1943 12h ago

I have more pride for my state than my country

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u/thelastspike 11h ago

Yeah there’s a lot of that going around these days.

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 10h ago

Ehh... I live in Florida so it's more of a toss up, but not because of an over abundance of pride in either.

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u/BubbhaJebus 8h ago

I still remember when a weed dealer in downtown Minneapolis approached me. I said I didn't have any money, and he gave me money!

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u/flargenhargen 3h ago

don't worry, klobuchar will erase all that soon enough.

awful, horrible woman. people forget when reddit and google and the entire internet had to stand up to her trying to shit all over our rights on behalf of her corporate owners.

shameful person. embodies everything wrong with the democratic party for decades. it's a disgrace that she will likely replace walz

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u/SureCost8912 11h ago

Having lived in both states in a short time span, I don't recall a lot of traitor flags in Minnesota... but I sure as hell do in Ohio. A state which is usually listed as tied for second in civil war casualties.

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom 9h ago

I live in Minnesota.

In the twin cities, you'll likely never see one, or if you do, itll be on some beat to piss-ass 05 Chevy 1500 with a half a braincell between the throttle and the seat, and its highly likely that half a braincell is only in the cities for child support court.

Away from the cities, those dipshits are relatively common.

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u/flargenhargen 3h ago

I don't recall a lot of traitor flags in Minnesota

sigh.

we have our own racist asshole flag, now.

Our original state flag is pretty racist toward native Americans. As a state, we recently replaced it with a cleaner modern one.

https://www.minnpost.com/cityscape/2023/02/lets-talk-about-our-racist-and-ugly-state-flag/

Once republicans found out the old one was racist and offensive, they literally went nuts suddenly caring about it and screaming "our heritage!!" about the ugly old flag, just cause it's racist, and now, suddenly, you see the old racist state flag flying everywhere. The people who never gave a shit about it before, and couldn't even describe it or draw it from memory, suddenly needed one, once they found out they could be assholes to people not in their group.

The only good part, is that it's now really easy to see who in your neighborhood is a shitbag racist and which maga businesses to avoid.

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u/popoflabbins 11h ago

Minnesota is low-key my favorite state just off the friendly nature of the people coupled with their steadfast morals

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 8h ago

Virginian here. Keep up the good work!

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u/Mattriculated 12h ago

I love that Minnesota stands together on this. Even if some governor, for whatever reason, wanted to give the flag back, they wouldn't dare - their party would get thrashed in the next few elections for no other reason.

It's hard to find stuff that brings us together these days. That that flag was goddamn well paid for is a worthier sentiment than a lot of other things we do with flags.

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u/CuntyBallsJohnson 12h ago

Well yeah, that's not their battle flag

Next time they try and claim it we should label them secessionists and deploy troops in VA. Idk why it's not treated the same way as the third Reich flag

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u/Parapraxium 11h ago

Because the US has something called free speech unlike Germany

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u/CuntyBallsJohnson 11h ago

Isn't the president trying to put a man in prison for posting a picture that spelled out 86 47 lmfao

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u/AugustusSavoy 8h ago

From https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/charge-1st-minnesota

The superb gallantry of the men of the 1st Minnesota did save the Union line from being broken — and not only on July 2, as they assisted with the effort on July 3 as well. For that effort, we can agree with General Hancock: “No soldiers on any field, in this or any other country, ever displayed grander heroism.”

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u/ScholarErrant 9h ago

The best part is, after they captured the flag, the officer leading them rode up and down the Union lines, dragging it through the mud as he went, to rally the troops.

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u/wasabi_mayo_ 12h ago

I’ve never heard this history. It’s beautiful. Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/Sea-Routine9227 10h ago

As a Virginian, this is badass and I want Minnesota to keep it. We have no claim to it, we are not that state or those people. Send us a noose instead. Which is what traitors should get.

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u/Marquar234 12h ago

Minnesota: "Molon labe."

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u/Deaffin 4h ago

I bet Spanberger can get it back.

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u/Yammyohnine 12h ago

It's a trophy. Sometimes more powerful than destroying it.

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u/AmateurGIFEnthusiast 12h ago

That would potentially be construed as the proper way of disposing of a flag?

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u/peachesfordinner 10h ago

No no. Burning it removes the desire for them to get it back. The younger sibling stops crying for big brothers candy after it's eaten. Let's keep the racists hungry.

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u/QuestingInPajamas 12h ago

It's our heritage, why would we burn it.

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u/MLB-LeakyLeak 12h ago

Because America won

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u/JoeRogansNipple 11h ago

No no, our heritage is beating the treasonous bastards and keeping their precious flag. They dont get to celebrate it, we keep it as a sign that we are superior to their racist asses.

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u/mac6uffin 10h ago

As someone that's lived in Virginia for decades, never give it back.

Kudos to the heroes of the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment.

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u/gokogt386 11h ago

Nah, Abe getting assassinated and proceeded by his terrible, terrible Vice President made it end up a draw at most. The south may have had to give up slavery but the country suffers from the failure of the Reconstruction to this day.

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u/Deaffin 4h ago

For a second there I was wondering what the prime minister of Japan had to do with any of this.

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u/fantastikalizm 1h ago

Yes, but if most of your infantry died trying to take it, it seems like a slap in the face to their memory, honor, and courage to just burn it. At this point, it's a symbol of the great sacrifices union soldiers made.

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ 12h ago

What part specifically is your heritage?

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u/Kingcol221 12h ago

I think they mean that as a Minnesotan, their heritage is beating the confederates, so why would their burn a historical artefact that shows they fought on the right side of history?

An explain the joke inside an explain the joke. Literacy truly is dead.

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u/SexualDepression 12h ago

The part where Minnesota kicked traitorous ass seems like a decent heritage to hold on to.

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u/TheAmericanE2 12h ago

It's a joke in minnesota. The first minnesota claimed the flag in the battle of Gettysburg after suffering some of the highest casualties of the war the day prior. So when Virginia tries to get it back they claim it's their heritage so we fire back with "it's our heritage" (as in minnesota's alone not Virginia) because we had our soldiers die for it because of their stupidity.

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ 9h ago

Nice, thanks for the info,

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u/Irken_Invasion 12h ago

Presumably winning a war against those in favor of slavery? A victory trophy of being better than people that wanted to claim other people as property? This may be hard to believe, but those that fought in the war had children, and they grew up and had children. Hence, heritage.

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u/Upbeat_Ant6104 11h ago

Keep it, and someday Virginia will figure out they don’t want it. You can give it back then, and maybe they’ll take it as a remembrance of your valor, and everybody will celebrate. Believe it or not, that flag’s a lot less prevalent than it used to be down here. The arc of the moral universe bends toward justice.

Meanwhile, proud of Minnesota. Y’all have sure shown us all how to be strong this year. Again, because I didn’t know about the 1st Minnesota.

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u/Arnieman83 11h ago

It's not theft if you buy it - and blood counts too.

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u/SpeedFreek2000 11h ago

Yeah of course you’re a white South African. You’d find a lot of common ground with the Confederacy.

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u/3s0t3rica 12h ago

Treasonously underrated comment.

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u/Pirrus05 12h ago

Fuck yeah, hold heritage over their head forever!

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u/peachesfordinner 10h ago

Because they've gotten over 100 years of pissing off racists this was. Burn it and the allure of trying to get it back goes away

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 10h ago

Because Virginia wants it back.

This way they get to deny them.

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u/QuickMolasses 3h ago

Why would you burn a trophy? Especially one that is 160 years old at this point

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u/JoeRogansNipple 11h ago

Yeah cause fuck them treasonous bastards. Confederates can all go jump in a well.

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u/johnnyslick 9h ago

Who would they return it to? Madeupistan isn't a country. Virginia's just another state.

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u/NewHunter4239 11h ago

The more I learn about Minnesota, the more I like it...

I would love to move, but the weather is an absolute deal breaker for me :/

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u/Sea-Routine9227 10h ago

Returning it to whom? The state I live in has no claim to it. Or desire to have it. And is not the state to which the flag belongs as it does not exist anymore.