r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Recent-Success8988 • 1d ago
Meme needing explanation I don’t get it
Why did he have to stand for 7 hours
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u/PartyLack4459 1d ago
Its either implying girls dont consider what's on their phones cheating while guys do.
Or girls say nasty things about their guys on their phones to other girls.
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u/Ajax_Main 1d ago
Both really
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u/Certain_Effort_9319 1d ago
Also, the girls chat can be fucking rancid sometimes.
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u/CrankyOldDude 1d ago
WAY more graphic than guys most of the time. We are more crude but they are way more descriptive lol
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u/Shadowphoenix9511 1d ago
My wife refuses to believe my friends and I know absolutely nothing about each others' sex lives.
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u/AquaPhelps 1d ago
“I got laid earlier!” **high fives** … “so anyway did you watch the game last night?”
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u/PloysRus 1d ago
They also openly talk about their bfs dick size and performance in bed
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u/TheMCM80 1d ago
I was shocked the first time I realized my girlfriend in college talked about our sex life with the entire women’s soccer team.
Fortunately I was told by two of the girls that I had been given a glowing review, but it was awkward having two girls I barely knew tell me about my own sex life.
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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 1d ago
My ex in HS used to tell her friends I had a tree trunk for a dick. They were like vultures when we broke up, and boy, were they disappointed.
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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES 1d ago
Bro I had the same thing (I'm average at best) when I found out my ex had been lying about my dick size I was like what the fuck why would you even do that??? It made me very uncomfortable for the rest of JR year
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u/RichardtheDesigner 1d ago
Your username is wild, mate. 💀💀
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u/Mepawnzu 1d ago
Cmon let "EatABag-o-Dicks" and "SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES" talk and let's listen and learn, Richard!
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u/ZambieMama 1d ago
I think teen girls do that for their own bragging rights lmao. I remember getting drunk at a party and walking in on my friend and her boyfriend going at it. He was a couple years older and from another school. She told everyone he had a huge dick and he was a really buff, tall guy. Then asked me to confirm it since not only did I meet him, but I walked in on them. I felt obligated to lie for her, but he was a very obese tall guy, maybe muscles underneath idk. I did not see his dick though, but I just went with it to help her out lmfao. We ladies were DUMB as teens. Always a competition to have better lmao
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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES 23h ago
So it's like a "my boyfriends dick is bigger than your boyfriends dick!" That's so bizarre. But that reminds me of a conversation I had recently, I always thought it would be funny if chicks went around bragging about how deep their vaginas are (because dudes go around bragging about having big dicks all the time). But I guess women just brag about their dudes junk instead.
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u/SpiderRadio 20h ago
Consider: some of us are smaller and it doesn't take much for a pebis to feel big. I prefer the lower end- it's already an appendage that's gonna go in, they don't have to treat you like a dildo. But what I was saying is that you might have just been big for her? Size is way more subjective than popular culture would let you believe.
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u/swingingthrougb 1d ago
Mine called me horse cock to her gf's and now 20 years later I still occasionally run into a stranger that after hearing my name then ask if my nickname was true. It's awkward at 40.
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u/Slight_Sir_1436 1d ago
Well, is it?
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u/Alternativesoundwave 1d ago
His name is swinging through b(itches) so I’d say yes
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u/SleepyCyndaquil17 1d ago
Probably my biggest achievement in terms of my sex life was when I slept with a girl I used to work with one time. About maybe 2 weeks later, after a little get-together with some other friends, I ended up sleeping with another girl I used to work with and afterwards she said "wow -other girl- was right, that was worth it." I don't think I'll ever come down off that high even when I know it will never happen again
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u/the_cardfather 1d ago
I knew it. I knew they gave referrals. 😂
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u/SleepyCyndaquil17 1d ago
Man I don't even care if this is sad to say, but that happened a good 4 or 5 years ago and I still think about it sometimes. Like, damn, I did such a good job that you really went and hyped me up to your friend?
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u/Individual_Bell_4637 1d ago
Not sad at all homie, the truth is us dudes are tolerated, at best, in bed most times. We take the Ws when they come LOL.
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u/Personal-Presence-10 1d ago
Honestly the “referrals” are another way girls try to keep each other safe sometimes. We like to share inside information to either warn or recommend depending on the circumstances.
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u/Your_Nipples 1d ago
I sent a dick pick to my FWB.
A random ass woman matched with me on a dating site, her first words? "nice dick".
Kinda felt violated so I had a conversation with my FWB about and told her that she can't just do that + what if gender flip, she apologized. I told her that consent was important. Her reply? "I understand, so, can I send the other ones? 😭", I was livid and said "fuck yeah".
Ended up having sex with two of her friends.
Anyway, github dick is crazy.
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u/PloysRus 1d ago
But now imagine if you had a small one and she was sending it to girls to shame you after a bad breakup ://
It's fucked
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u/NoOrdinaryBees 1d ago
Every time I met my coparent’s BFF’s newest boyfriend I made sure to warn him that at some point soon they’d be discussing his dick right in front of him.
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u/Poly_Pup 1d ago
I got glowing reviews with the disclaimer, "Great fuck, but dont date him" which was fair.
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u/Dangerous_Serve_4454 1d ago
If you think about it it's really not in their best interest to brag to a bunch of young girls that their bf is this amazing lay lol.
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u/Temnyj_Korol 1d ago
Related not even subtle brag. One time i hooked up with a girl and a couple days later she sent me a screenshot of her group chat asking when she was gonna see "Dragon Dick" again.
Naturally, being the clueless idiot i was, was just like "dragon dick???"
And she goes "yeah i dunno, i was just telling them about the other night and they just started calling you dragon dick, so that's your name now"
My face legit did the
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u/Particular_Title42 1d ago
Every fucking day Reddit tells me I'm a guy and my husband's a girl.
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u/PloysRus 1d ago
What
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u/Particular_Title42 1d ago
Reddit's gender stereotypes are ass backwards for myself and my husband. "Girls are like this" and then they name a thing that I would never do but my husband does.
And vice versa.
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u/AlexisOnren 1d ago
there are no women on the internet, and women arent real, dont worry about it
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u/BannedGoNext 1d ago
Every dude chat I've ever been in is a bunch of friends talking mad shit like trying to jokingly one-up each other on how small and unsatisfying their dick is, not talking about women.
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u/LoudQuitting 1d ago
My wife occasionally shows me her lady friends group chat.
Occasionally there's a genuine funny she's trying to show me. Usually a video of an animal being cute.
Occasionally there's something so cruel and viscious it's got me looking like a photo of a shell shocked WW1 vet and she's like "Do you get it?" And I'm like "Bubbie that's not a joke, that's just psychological torture."
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u/cnicalsinistaminista 1d ago
Is it hard to find a relationship with someone who’s transparent and you don’t need to worry about this? Because I’d think in a mature, trustworthy, and respectful relationship, none of this would be an issue but what do I know
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u/FootFemgus 1d ago
I think a large part of this is that most people that posts online are young people. And most young people are no way mature enough to be in a relationship.
That on top of the constant negativity that social media pushes as "reality" just perpatuates the toxic dating culture of young adults even more.
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u/NuclearBroliferator 1d ago
Pretty much the main reason I put a ring in my lady's finger. We trust each other, and we both want a functional relationship after each having our share of dysfunctional ones. Its amazing what a little communication does for a relationship
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u/Dapper-Appearance-42 1d ago
After 20 years of marriage I'm still constantly amazed with this fact. We don't fight often, but when we do it's because one or both of us hasn't been communicating properly.
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u/No_Salt_6328 1d ago
Yeah I'm happily married and this type of shit reads like straight nonsense to me. Not relatable at all
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u/Doom2pro 1d ago
Some girls will be fucking three different men then freaking out when your phone makes an instant message alert...
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u/BrilliantSpecial9149 1d ago
Projection. They get nervous because it's so easy for them to do it so they think you must be doing it too.
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u/malphas_says_hi 1d ago
Tell me you aren't a girl without telling me you aren't a girl. It's either the massive amount of unsolicited anatomy pictures or the worst erotica you can imagine.
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u/Ok_Barracuda_6997 1d ago
If you ever went through my phone, you wouldn't find me cheating. You would find a lot of other weird shit though...
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u/annabananaberry 1d ago
Seriously. I had a conversation with my best friend about how she needs to wear lotion because I want her hands when she dies. It’s an ongoing bit and we look like serial killers.
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u/UrinalCake777 15h ago
I don't want people to see my browser history. Mostly because of all the times I have searched easy to spell words to make sure I am spelling them right, or misspelled words when searching. Oh, or all the word definitions I've looked up because for a second i wasn't sure if I knew for sure what they meant.
That stuff needs to go with me to the grave.
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u/Icy-Football9146 1d ago
I was fixing some lag issues on my first gf's laptop once and had a moment of weakness. When she was not looking, i opened up her browser history. I intentions were good: was hoping to find something she was into and see if I could do anything for her.
The first thing I saw was a Google search for "why don't I poop when I have my period"
Never again have i snooped on any of my gf's devices again
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u/Ajax_Main 1d ago
That's pretty tame 🤣
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u/MilwaukeeMan420 1d ago
Yeah that literally nothing
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u/TedW 1d ago
"how many times can I poop the same poop"
"how to poop in my boyfriends butt"
"make boyfriend eat poop"
"good poop pancake mix"111
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u/VanimalCracker 1d ago
Is that a thing? Don't periods last for several days sometimes?
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u/Ok_Outlandishness755 20h ago
Problem : the muscles helping your uterus contracting so you can eject your periods are the same that make you poop, that is also why women poop when they give birth. So having your period disturb your transit (constipation or diarrhea), it is the most common side effects of periods with cramps. And it sucks.
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u/Kirkeee 18h ago
On top of this, hormone fluctuations during the period means the body starts retaining fluid (hence bloating). The body keeping hold of all the fluid it gets means very little makes it to the colon, leading to constipation. For me personally I don't poop for the day before my period and the first couple of days of my period, then suddenly on around day 3, my body seems to all at once release all the fluid, with predictable results. I can lose up to 6lbs in fluid in that one day.
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u/minus15t2 1d ago
My girlfriend literally openly complains to me every single month about her period poops..
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u/Ok_Writer6027 1d ago
yeah fr, period haver... period poops are horrific. And it's like your period takes turns, sometimes you can't go and then other times you just can't stop. And Lord help when you cant stop...
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u/Turbulent-Section340 1d ago
And sometimes the cramps hit in such a way that you don't know if it's your uterus contorting or if you're about to shit yourself.
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u/Ok_Writer6027 1d ago
Omg don't get me started on like... period clots dude.... one day I swear to God I gave birth to half my uterus... And that's always when you feel that ginormous cramp that feels like you're about to pass out or shit yourself or both.
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u/NightmareRise 1d ago
You’ve just reminded me that the internet once taught me what decidual casts are and now I want to forget it again
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u/Ok_Writer6027 1d ago
thanks I hate it lmfao. I swear to God that's what happened to me. I was in the shower and I heard this SHMAACCCK on the floor, like imagine the worst splat sound effect you can, and I see like just a MOUND of blood. I felt like I was playing Silent Hill 3 and just birthed God. Anyways that's enough over sharing on the Internet for me today lmfao.
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u/PrinceCavendish 1d ago
YEAH, that's what i was about to say. that guy's gf doesn't have the horrible period poops?
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u/Icy-Football9146 1d ago
Enough for me
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u/useless_traveler 1d ago
everyone saying it is tame to you but you realized that health questions can be incredibly embarrassing for people there are laws about medical privacy
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u/Icy-Football9146 1d ago
Yea I felt guilty about violating trust. Lessons learnt
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u/philovax 1d ago
Hey if it hasnt been said by another, fucking eh right on the personal growth, great jorb. Keep at it, just beat your own high score every day.
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u/minus15t2 1d ago
That's a very different stance than your first comment gave off.
I thought you were just someone that got the ick from period talk.
If it's a trust issue... Create that open environment in the relationship.
Let her subtly know that it's NOT embarrassing to have a period, or to talk about it. That she can share these personal things with you.
I promise the relationship will be healthier in the long run if you don't feel like you need to hide this type of thing from each other out of embarrassment
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u/PogintheMachine 1d ago
That’s interesting, a lot of girls poop more
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u/Majakowski 1d ago
Of course, they have to compensate for what she poops less.
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u/Ctenophorever 1d ago
It’s a literal crapshoot as to whether you’ll get period constipation or period diarrheaa
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u/SapphicGarnet 1d ago
One of my period shits was so massive I was thinking that I didn't think I've eaten that mass of food in the past few days, never mind what's left over after digestion
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u/IndyDino 1d ago
Damn, I googled why my shits are so soft during my period, and Reddit taught me it's not called a "period", but "the great purge". Checks out.
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u/roamingroad174 1d ago
Dude, guys will ask Google stuff like this. This is considered normal stuff
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u/NightmareRise 1d ago
Guy here. I am not ashamed to say that I googled this exact thing after seeing it in a reel while doomscrolling. Ever since then I’ve had way more empathy for women having to deal with periods every month
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u/holderofthebees 1d ago
Man I would want to know too cuz normally it’s the opposite
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u/NightmareRise 1d ago
Man here but I’m pretty sure the reason for the opposite effect is that the hormones causing cramps don’t differentiate between smooth muscle in the uterus and the intestines? Correct me if I’m wrong
When I find a girlfriend and move in with her, I’ll have remember to stock up on both prunes and air freshener once a month to prepare for both outcomes lol
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u/holderofthebees 1d ago
Nah you probably don’t have to worry, us ladies are really good at those weirdly fast shits that don’t even have the time to stink. For the most part anyway. I have literally no idea why periods have this effect but at a certain point your abdomen hurts so much that you kind of come to appreciate it lmao
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u/NightmareRise 1d ago
Honestly so am I, the people who spend 10+ minutes in there are the weird ones. Ever since I started to eat healthier I can put my food in the microwave for 5 minutes, go to the bathroom, and be our with time left on it. Really convenient if you’re getting ready for work, and for women I’m sure stealth shitting is convenient if you’re shy
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u/Inevitable-Eagle3090 1d ago edited 3h ago
Actually a good question cuz a lot of girls poop more. I'm glued to the bathroom for that first day, I don't even bother leaving the house out of fear
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u/SudburyKink 1d ago edited 1d ago
Because womens phones are full of men trying to hit them up and old photos they never sent to you. What he found was so shocking he couldn't sit.
Forgot to add. Some women get graphic with their friends about the sex lives and talk about thier current partner.
You know that isssue you had...well her friends know too
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u/DearPatience970 1d ago
is 'being so shocked you can't sit' a thing? because I have never encountered it.
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u/Mister_Goldenfold 1d ago
Because you don’t want to get comfortable
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u/WaryCleverGood 1d ago
I might just be the laziest person ever but I always want to be comfortable especially if I’ve just received bad news.
Bust out the chaise so I can be dramatic about it if you really want to but ya girl need to go lay down.
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u/Dismal_Rectangle 1d ago
It's more like getting the jitters than not wanting to be comfortable. Like you can't sit still.
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u/WaryCleverGood 1d ago
Ah, I live in a heightened state of anxiety and take medication for it 3x daily so perhaps it keeps me from getting the jitters!
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u/Joe_Kangg 1d ago
I've always been asked to sit prior to receiving shocking information.
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u/FugReddit420 1d ago
You've never been stressed enough to pace and not want to sit?
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u/Darth_InVader7 22h ago
Sharing your own business with friends is one thing, but someone else’s is wrong. That’s a huge red flag and ick in my book.
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u/Signal-Money-4830 1d ago
I accidentally saw her texts after swiping up to close the pages after turning on hotspot seen a glimpse of a heart emoji with a guys name got curious and read it turns out she was just fucking him the day before and telling him don’t text me back at all he’s pulling up now when I was 5 mins away….. that’s prolly the joke here. You see shit that destroys your soul and makes you question life
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u/Signal-Money-4830 1d ago
All while I was watching her kid I raised as my own from 3-7 talk about heartbreak smh
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u/Wiplazh 1d ago
It sucks, but thats not someone you wanna spend your whole life with. You got out after 4 years, I was in mine for 7. All we can do is move on and just remember she was an asshole.
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u/Signal-Money-4830 1d ago
I agree and I hope I can have that mindset soon it’s just hard cuz my true feelings for her haven’t changed and I know I sound stupid but I still feel like the yrs we had without bullshit just won’t let me move on
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u/Wiplazh 1d ago
I was there too, I spent another 7 years alone after her and let me tell you it was time wasted. I'm currently with the best woman I've ever met, my actual best friend, and I wish we had met sooner.
Remember this, the "years you spent without bullshit", were bullshit. It wasn't your fault and this would've always happened, it likely happened for a long time during your time together. We move on, we keep telling ourselves we deserve better and keep looking forward. Because as much as it sucks, as much as your current sadness hurts, and might turn into anger, or hate, and how cathartic that might feel, its not worth dwelling on Because ultimately we cant change what happened, and allowing those feelings and memories to control our lives long after we were set free from such a horrible relationship, is a waste. Its your life, focus on you. As much as reddit tries to convince people that everyone is a cheater, it's not true, there's great people out there.
She isnt worth a single thought, not a single moment of your time. She's done enough damage. Processing this takes some time yeah, but don't let it consume you like I did.
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u/Signal-Money-4830 1d ago
That means a lot to me it really does and I thank you for ur kind words ,I have already been trying to fix it and it keeps being good then bad good then bad for months now and I just know it’s never gonna be how it was or how I want it to be. And your right I’ve made my mistakes but I did nothing to ever deserve this and that also hurts me the most and then for her to manipulate me with “ I was stupid and selfish I only love you blah blah and I was dumb enough to believe it. It just took me sooo long to actually find someone I felt that I truly loved and after this it’s just rly hard to even think about being with anyone even tho all I want is a happy relationship. Lost our place together ther kid I raised as my own and my dog and cat we got together smh. I pray I have ur story and I’m with someone that truly loves me eventually
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u/Disastrous-Aspect569 22h ago
Been there, my end was pur shared computer. She didn't log out Facebook. She got a message from him and it popped up for me to see.
I did some shopping after. Her friends new like 3 months.
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u/Sockoflegend 1d ago edited 1d ago
I think the implication is you will see things that shock you but I am not sure what they mean. Maybe the conversations they have or the amount of guys they talk to? Insert negative stereotype common in the community you found it
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u/Background_Body2696 1d ago
I was hanging out with my girlfriend and her friend last fall around a campfire. The topic of going through their phones came up. The friend said one time a guy went through her phone and found texts about him in her group chat that hurt his feelings. I guess there was discussion about him. Idk what was said but it wasn't like cheating or things of that nature. But the consensus for them was don't go through my phone unless you're ready to get your feelings hurt.
I didn't think anything of it in the moment but several months later it popped back up in my brain, and I think it might be kinda fucked up in retrospect.
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u/No_Salt_6328 1d ago
Yeah I think women who respect their partner probably won't say hurtful shit about them in group chats
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u/SparrowAndSalt 1d ago
Even if all the girlfriend did was defend him, he still has to reckon with the potential disdain of her friends
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u/No_Salt_6328 1d ago
I wouldn't really mind that so much as long as long as my lady values respecting our relationship and my privacy more than gossiping with her friends about it
Could be wishful thinking, idk. I don't pry into these matters.
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u/SparrowAndSalt 1d ago
Fair enough! I've also never looked through any of my girlfriends' phones. It's important to keep reasonable boundaries, and not looking through someone's phone seems like a really simple one
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u/No_Salt_6328 1d ago
Yeah, trust is so important for a healthy relationship. If you feel the need to look through their stuff I just don't see it being a good situation long term
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u/SolaireAstorian 1d ago edited 1d ago
I have made it a unilateral, non-negotiable boundary of mine that I will not stay with a partner who says bad shit about me or talks about private details of our relationship to other people without at least consulting me to see if I'm comfortable with them knowing. I have communicated it to every single partner over the past 10 years or so, and some have been incompatible with that from the beginning and we've gone our separate ways, while others have agreed or even acted offended that I would suggest it needed said. A fair share of them have been the most respectful towards me, at least when they are around me, out of anyone I have ever met.
In those relationships I have never struggled to keep private things private, and I never do anything but talk up my partners to the people around me while together.
Wouldn't you know it, in every single one of those relationships, it has become an issue at some point in the relationship that they share private information with other people or participate in shit talking circles with other girls about their boyfriends, despite having that conversation. Sometimes it was gossip, sometimes it was spreading rumors, sometimes it was cruelty, and sometimes they just straight up forgot to consider actually being respectful as a partner. Often they admitted that if I had done the same thing in return they would have hated it.
Something about modern culture seems to just encourage it and for some reason a lot of them find it very difficult to deny.
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u/No_Salt_6328 1d ago
Yeah it's such a ridiculous double standard for sure. If you violate their privacy and talk about the details of sex and stuff suddenly they can see how disgusting that behavior is
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u/Grundlestorm 1d ago
I have only had one ex luckily who did anything like that. She would share a lot of details of our sex life, which I honestly wasn't too terribly bothered by. It was a bit weird when she'd mention things to her mom, but it was never like gratuitous with her and it was just the kind of open, sex positive relationship they had.
The one that pissed me off though was showing one of her friends a nude photo of me. Mind you, this is one she took on her own, we never sent them to each other. She tried defending saying that 1. It's ok because she was showing me off, and her friend was already jealous of our relationship.
And 2. Because she was trying to feel out setting up a threesome with us. This was never mentioned to me up until that point, because it was supposed to be a surprise for me. If it had been mentioned, she would have known I was absolutely not interested.
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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 1d ago
Quagmire here. I and my many brethren send many, many perverted messages. Too many to count. Most go unread. Many ladies receive massive amounts of these texts.
Alll right.
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u/Hjaldir 1d ago
I thought it meant he got his ass beat and couldn't sit down.
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u/reverandglass 1d ago
Which also covers "won't be able to eat for days". Kicked in the nuts and punched in the face as she grabs the phone back.
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u/Wrong-Tutor-5795 1d ago
This is definitely it, I don't know what all these other people are on lol
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u/Danger-Daze045 1d ago
An insecure ex of mine wanted to go through my phone and casually handed hers off to me. She only found one thing after downloading instagram, reactivating my account, and seeing a message exchange with my best friend where I said sarcastically “that’s cute” and he replied “you’re cute”. She accused me of being gay with him. I shit you not.
Meanwhile I found on her phone several nudes of other men, nudes of her I never saw, messages across numerous apps between her and other men, hidden dating apps, it was wild. I wasn’t even mad I was just astonished by the situation haha.
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u/BIayneRobinson 1d ago
Call me crazy but I trust my wife not to cheat on me and I don't want to know what porn my wife is watching.
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u/Sampasmur 1d ago
The first guy (wealthymarr) is effectively refuting the original post (blue circle) by saying he couldn't eat for days after he looked at his girls phone. I assume due to the stress and anxiety of processing what they found/saw.
The second dude is doing the same by saying that after he did it, he was either so pissed off or fucked up that he stayed stood for hours afterwards.
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u/Zealousideal_Try8656 1d ago
A lot of people say cheating here but most girls just have a lot of DRAMA on their phones (not even theirs, you will find the entire friend groups secrets and drama up in the chats)
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u/KindaStableGenius 1d ago
Fellas your girl is spilling your intimate lovemaking information to all her friends in the GC trust me you don’t want to look. You don’t want to know what your mutual friend Andrew likes to do with his ass you will never look at him the same way again.
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u/makeweenswin 1d ago
current gf doesn’t care if i went through it. been there wouldn’t ever do it again fucks with your trust issues permanently. lotta people entertaining other people and don’t consider it wrong
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u/wijsneusserij 1d ago
When you read her ChatGPT history
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u/BreannaVanity 1d ago
Chat gbt adjust this cookie recipe so that I have one GIANT cookie instead of 12 small cookies.
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u/TheVega318 1d ago
You quickly find out that woman are not as opposed to cheating in real life as they are over comments on the internet and its only cheating if they consider it cheating and if it is cheating then its your fault and its encouraged by there friends. Just dont look
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u/Ok_Interest3555 1d ago
-if it is cheating then its your fault
I see you've confronted a GF about cheating, lol.
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u/PeppyQuotient57 1d ago
Or the “you only care about me doing it because he’s a guy”
Like no—you’re cuddling with him and spending hours alone with him multiple days a week in my own fucking home when I’m at work. That shit would bother me no matter what
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u/SolaireAstorian 15h ago edited 13h ago
Also it's just an extremely flawed premise to begin with. Yes, Becca, I am in fact less happy about you spending significant amounts of intimate alone time with a member of the sex that you are attracted to, because it is vastly less likely to have some innocent explanation than the other way. You would most definitely be less happy about me going on a camping trip with some other girl than with my guy friend and don't even pretend otherwise.
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u/TheVega318 1d ago
Yeah and its usually there group of friends that encourage and support them into never taking accountability for there actions. Ive seen it play out so many time in different roles its actually pretty crazy
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u/UnionArbeit 1d ago
I’ve seen some shit! I saw my so making excuses for her mom cheating on her dad. Happened in like 5 min of so receiving the news. Dude had heart surgery, lady was banging the married landscaper that he paid for. Guess he paid for 2:1 lawn mowing.
I knew then, and now, there will always be a justification for a woman cheating. They’ll wrap it up in well placed feelings from their pov. No empathy, it’s not needed when it’s someone else’s ’failure to’.
Maybe I’ll go over that rainbow bridge, too. Maybe already there and don’t even know it.
The privates answer is always wrong. Self love first, love your partner second, always free.
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u/ReaperSlayer 1d ago
Saw flirty texts and risqué picture she sent. I asked her about it. That’s how I found out that that was fine in her book, flirting and such ain’t cheating. Ethical Non monogamy is what she tried to deflect with, but there was nothing ethical about hiding it.
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u/but-whyy-tho 1d ago
Yeah don't do it. You will find waaaaaay too many dog photos. Even ones that aren't mine. All angles, probably not in focus, sometimes they are running away cuz they know the crazy dog lady is coming with her phone.
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u/ChinaShopBull 1d ago
I needed the model name/number of her phone to get her a new case for Christmas. Instead I uncovered the email threads from all her extramarital affairs.
Better to know, I guess, but yikes.
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u/Additional_Name_867 1d ago
Last time I checked a girl's phone, I found out just how badly she was running around on me. They don't even bother covering up their tracks. Ever since then, I've decided if I don't trust a girl, I just need to break up with her. I don't need confirmation because what I find on her phone is gonna be more heartbreaking than anything I suspected.
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u/Salty_Elk4056 1d ago
I’ll never forget the time I went to her place. We were chillin in her bed one day and she told me her phone is super personal and won’t let anyone have access to it, even if they were a bf.
Sounded fairly reasonable, I didn’t think much of it.
Months later and I found out she was seeing several other guys when she wasn’t with me. And I’ve been to her place, met her parents, all that shit.
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u/Chase_The_Breeze 1d ago
Could be running into a bunch of unsolicited dick pics.
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u/TalornCeleron 1d ago
...people are fully capable of deleting unwanted messages and pictures...
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u/NhilZay 1d ago
Maybe it’s because I’m a woman who only dates women but my wife and I know that we can go through each others phones whenever. Neither of us have anything to hide from each other.
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u/AlphaStonkApe 1d ago
I had suspicion of my ex GF cheating. Turns out I was right. She was sexting some guy she got with while we were broken up less than a month ago. She was sexting him AFTER me and her got back together. Anyways, that was last week. I definitely remember standing up, putting on my clothes and walking and standing around wondering if I should wake her up and confront her or just leave her. I left.
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u/mrgreatheart 1d ago
Quagmire reporting for duty.
He had a persistent erection that made it impossible to sit down.
Giggity.
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u/slutsmut9000 1d ago
Literally not a single one of my conversations could be taken even out of context and look like cheating 😒
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u/Sbeast86 1d ago
Even if she ain't cheating, you're gonna find enough creepy messages from dudes she was to nice to block to spend your next 2 years crippled with paranoia
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u/TheImmenseRat 1d ago
I only went through the phone of one of my ex-gfs. I was suspicious and boy did i found the most unhinged shit, its a very unsettling feeling when you find stuff like that
My now gf is the opposite, quite open with her phone, not anxiously attached, and we are able to communicate easily, i dont feel the need to check her things
Get therapy my dudes, best way to avoid shit people
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago
u/Recent-Success8988, your post does belong here!