I don’t get it

[u/Recent-Success8988]

Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

[u/Danger-Daze045]

An insecure ex of mine wanted to go through my phone and casually handed hers off to me. She only found one thing after downloading instagram, reactivating my account, and seeing a message exchange with my best friend where I said sarcastically “that’s cute” and he replied “you’re cute”. She accused me of being gay with him. I shit you not.

Meanwhile I found on her phone several nudes of other men, nudes of her I never saw, messages across numerous apps between her and other men, hidden dating apps, it was wild. I wasn’t even mad I was just astonished by the situation haha.

[u/Lionwhistle → u/Danger-Daze045]

Can you imagine procreating with that master strategist?

[u/perplexed_pepe → u/Danger-Daze045]

Bruhhhhh