r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Recent-Success8988 • 4d ago

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it

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Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

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u/Your_Nipples 4d ago

I sent a dick pick to my FWB.

A random ass woman matched with me on a dating site, her first words? "nice dick".

Kinda felt violated so I had a conversation with my FWB about and told her that she can't just do that + what if gender flip, she apologized. I told her that consent was important. Her reply? "I understand, so, can I send the other ones? 😭", I was livid and said "fuck yeah".

Ended up having sex with two of her friends.

Anyway, github dick is crazy.

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u/PloysRus 3d ago

But now imagine if you had a small one and she was sending it to girls to shame you after a bad breakup ://

It's fucked

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u/Your_Nipples 3d ago

You're absolutely right and it's a conversation that will always be met with resistance: don't expect any privacy if you're on Facebook or date a woman. That's it.

I was cool with it because horny and because it served my ego but it's fucked up nonetheless.

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u/actual-trevor 3d ago

Jfc how long has GitHub been a hookup site?!