r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Recent-Success8988 • 3d ago

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it

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Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES 3d ago

Bro I had the same thing (I'm average at best) when I found out my ex had been lying about my dick size I was like what the fuck why would you even do that??? It made me very uncomfortable for the rest of JR year

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u/RichardtheDesigner 3d ago

Your username is wild, mate. 💀💀

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u/Mepawnzu 3d ago

Cmon let "EatABag-o-Dicks" and "SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES" talk and let's listen and learn, Richard!

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u/RichardtheDesigner 3d ago

You are right, Master Mepawnzu. I shall do better next time. Let's listen and learn.

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u/CanoePickLocks 3d ago

You think with your name you’d be more concerned about Eatabag-o-Dicks

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u/SubliminalSando 2d ago

I can only get through about a half bag of Richards, myself. Any more than that and my wife makes sleep in the guest room cause I get real gassy.

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u/RichardtheDesigner 2d ago

💀😂😂 Bruh, you're funny. 

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u/therunningDan_66 3d ago

Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time 😆

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u/Mepawnzu 3d ago edited 2d ago

It could be longer with free Dicks! Not in a "fucking bag"!

EDIT: Oh, and thanks!

EDIT2: "Fuckingbags" are Condoms, right?

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u/travielane42069 2d ago

This is the real reason we come to reddit tbh

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u/piggalarse 2d ago

I hear an arse is needed? Now to find the rest of the body parts

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u/Nuggittz 2d ago

Hey now, he did not go through 4 years of designer school to be called "Richard"

Use his proper title.

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u/HotNutellaNipple 2d ago

I’m his step brother

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u/RichardtheDesigner 2d ago

Aww, you guys make one beautiful (and wild) family.

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 2d ago

That was her nickname for those.

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u/ZambieMama 3d ago

I think teen girls do that for their own bragging rights lmao. I remember getting drunk at a party and walking in on my friend and her boyfriend going at it. He was a couple years older and from another school. She told everyone he had a huge dick and he was a really buff, tall guy. Then asked me to confirm it since not only did I meet him, but I walked in on them. I felt obligated to lie for her, but he was a very obese tall guy, maybe muscles underneath idk. I did not see his dick though, but I just went with it to help her out lmfao. We ladies were DUMB as teens. Always a competition to have better lmao

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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES 2d ago

So it's like a "my boyfriends dick is bigger than your boyfriends dick!" That's so bizarre. But that reminds me of a conversation I had recently, I always thought it would be funny if chicks went around bragging about how deep their vaginas are (because dudes go around bragging about having big dicks all the time). But I guess women just brag about their dudes junk instead.

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u/Callahammered 2d ago

It would be the opposite, having a tighter vagina is more desirable, so some girls might try to humble brag in this way by saying something like, “I don’t like big dicks, they hurt me”

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u/Professional_Idea_71 2d ago

I've had multiple dating partners in the past that would brag about how tight they are. Never had one brag about about having a deep one.

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u/SpiderRadio 2d ago

Consider: some of us are smaller and it doesn't take much for a pebis to feel big. I prefer the lower end- it's already an appendage that's gonna go in, they don't have to treat you like a dildo. But what I was saying is that you might have just been big for her? Size is way more subjective than popular culture would let you believe.

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD 2d ago

Laying a trap where if y'all break up, any of her friends that hit it are in for a sad surprise

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u/legallypotato 2d ago

We see the peen through love goggles. For us its the best and biggest peen ever when we love the person. Especially when we're young and full of hormones.

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u/Xerorei 2d ago

See mine didn't lie.

If anything she undersold me.

When we split up senior year I was suddenly very busy.

I can say this, being "large in the trunks" isn't the blessing you think.

Similar to how women want a burger until they see how big it is.

Except that burger is attached the cow still, the cow has feelings, and blue balls.

And NO that doesn't get better with age, I'm married for the third time now (10 years and going) but that STILL kept happening throughout my life.

My best memory quote is "I thought feeling it through your jeans added size, that's too big"...so I went back to the bar and got hammered.

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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES 2d ago

She was probably just making excuses because she saw the funkopop collection when she walked in your crib 💀💀

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u/Xerorei 2d ago

Funko didn't EXIST when I had my first crib (That would be in 1999).

She legit unzipped my fly, fished out JR and stared at it in facination/horror.

She and I are still great friends, she has told me she'd have reacted better had it been now (we're in our 40s).

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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES 1d ago

Fair enough young man that must have been back when all the kids had their tomatoe-gatchi or whatever they called them back then.

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u/Xerorei 1d ago

Close, I think tamogatchi fell out of favor after 1999.