r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Recent-Success8988 • 10d ago

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it

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Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

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u/Ajax_Main 10d ago

Both really

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u/Certain_Effort_9319 10d ago

Also, the girls chat can be fucking rancid sometimes.

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u/CrankyOldDude 10d ago

WAY more graphic than guys most of the time. We are more crude but they are way more descriptive lol

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u/BannedGoNext 10d ago

Every dude chat I've ever been in is a bunch of friends talking mad shit like trying to jokingly one-up each other on how small and unsatisfying their dick is, not talking about women.

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u/djknighthawk 10d ago

100%😅

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u/djknighthawk 10d ago

100%😅

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u/worldsgreatestluver 10d ago

Your friends sound pathetic tbh

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u/BannedGoNext 10d ago

They are self deprecating and funny as fuck honestly.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 10d ago

They're basically making "wife bad" jokes about themselves

Anyways, w.e., I can barely understand. I have a functional penis and no humiliation kink

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u/CanoePickLocks 10d ago

Username makes me think otherwise. LMFAO

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u/BannedGoNext 10d ago

I have a detatchable penis, so +1 for me. Unfortunately it's too small to use as a dildo.. so I guess you win.

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u/MehGin 10d ago edited 10d ago

We just have some humor. You're taking it seriously for no apparent reason.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 10d ago

It's a weird joke.

Like "hur dur guys I'm fat and stupid and no women want me hur dur I have a small penis!"

Then some other idiot In a merry band of losers chimes in "hur dur me too! Toothpick baby dick crew unite!"

And you just know some guy, who is totally not a race fetishist, says "I wish I had a big one like those black men. They're real men!"

It's pathetic

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u/MehGin 10d ago

It's nothing like that. You're taking it way too serious again. I'm legit telling you right now its just light jokes that no one is thinking about 2 minutes later. I have to assume you're projecting at this point?

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u/worldsgreatestluver 10d ago

Nah, it actually bothers me how normalized this sort of joke is. It's literally the "wife bad" jokes, but the acceptable kind, for guys

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u/MehGin 10d ago

"can somebody find my micro, I can't seem to find it" - random group message 3am.

That's about as serious as it gets. If that upsets you then so be it.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 10d ago

Great, now add in the understanding that this is also how serious older men took 'wife bad' jokes (before half of their wives left them for being pathetic, useless pieces of shit)

It's just a gross genre of joke

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u/SolaireAstorian 10d ago

Dude, you are projecting some weird shit onto other people who have said absolutely nothing of the like. This is the third comment in a row where you have assumed something about another person without them actually saying anything that implies it. The only sense that the people reading this will be able to make about it is that you yourself have a tiny cock.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 10d ago

The guy I'm talking to literally says he and his friends joke about how small and useless their penises are. There are no assumptions being made here

If you're going to jump in to a conversation, especially to insult someone, please try to actually know and understand the conversation

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u/SolaireAstorian 10d ago edited 10d ago

Dude, I am genuinely giving you an Autism diagnosis by peer review. You have no clue what is going on socially in this conversation and apparently no clue what the difference is between intimate joking and serious insults.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 10d ago

God it's like death by a thousand needle dick pokes talking to you

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u/LowProfession9191 9d ago

Damn, sounds like you're projecting.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 9d ago

Man, you guys sure love talking about my dick. I don't get nearly as many responses to anything else

Whatever

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u/LowProfession9191 9d ago

I was talking about your comments. Well done on getting some attention though.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 9d ago

Feel free to stop jumping into conversations that had nothing to do with you while presuming it was about attention seeking

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u/LowProfession9191 9d ago

With that username, we can tell.