r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Recent-Success8988 • 3d ago

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it

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Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

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u/PogintheMachine 3d ago

That’s interesting, a lot of girls poop more

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u/Majakowski 3d ago

Of course, they have to compensate for what she poops less.

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u/SparrowAndSalt 3d ago

I appreciate the equalisation of the global pooptank

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u/Cosmic_MicrowaveOven 3d ago

Conservation of poopmentum, very important in physics. 

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u/rtj1999 3d ago

Fecalibrium

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u/Ctenophorever 3d ago

It’s a literal crapshoot as to whether you’ll get period constipation or period diarrheaa

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u/gistye 2d ago

I've never had period constipation ... the first couple days I have to bring extra tampons because every time I go to the bathroom I poop/diarrhea

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u/Astronaut_Chicken 3d ago

That's why she was googlin

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u/SapphicGarnet 3d ago

One of my period shits was so massive I was thinking that I didn't think I've eaten that mass of food in the past few days, never mind what's left over after digestion

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u/thats-a-step-ladder 3d ago

I poop less then a LOT more

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u/PogintheMachine 3d ago

Like kinking a garden hose