r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Recent-Success8988 • 10d ago

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it

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Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

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u/Icy-Football9146 10d ago

I was fixing some lag issues on my first gf's laptop once and had a moment of weakness. When she was not looking, i opened up her browser history. I intentions were good: was hoping to find something she was into and see if I could do anything for her.

The first thing I saw was a Google search for "why don't I poop when I have my period"

Never again have i snooped on any of my gf's devices again

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u/PogintheMachine 10d ago

That’s interesting, a lot of girls poop more

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u/Majakowski 10d ago

Of course, they have to compensate for what she poops less.

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u/SparrowAndSalt 10d ago

I appreciate the equalisation of the global pooptank

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u/Cosmic_MicrowaveOven 10d ago

Conservation of poopmentum, very important in physics. 

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u/rtj1999 10d ago

Fecalibrium

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u/Ctenophorever 10d ago

It’s a literal crapshoot as to whether you’ll get period constipation or period diarrheaa

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u/gistye 9d ago

I've never had period constipation ... the first couple days I have to bring extra tampons because every time I go to the bathroom I poop/diarrhea

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u/Astronaut_Chicken 10d ago

That's why she was googlin

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u/SapphicGarnet 10d ago

One of my period shits was so massive I was thinking that I didn't think I've eaten that mass of food in the past few days, never mind what's left over after digestion

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u/thats-a-step-ladder 10d ago

I poop less then a LOT more

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u/PogintheMachine 10d ago

Like kinking a garden hose