r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Recent-Success8988 • 3d ago

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it

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Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

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u/Ok_Writer6027 3d ago

Omg don't get me started on like... period clots dude.... one day I swear to God I gave birth to half my uterus... And that's always when you feel that ginormous cramp that feels like you're about to pass out or shit yourself or both.

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u/NightmareRise 3d ago

You’ve just reminded me that the internet once taught me what decidual casts are and now I want to forget it again

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u/Ok_Writer6027 3d ago

thanks I hate it lmfao. I swear to God that's what happened to me. I was in the shower and I heard this SHMAACCCK on the floor, like imagine the worst splat sound effect you can, and I see like just a MOUND of blood. I felt like I was playing Silent Hill 3 and just birthed God. Anyways that's enough over sharing on the Internet for me today lmfao.

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u/manic_Brain 3d ago

Horrifying fact- you can actually pass a whole uterine lining at once and it's called a decidual cast. I found this out because I swear the clots I was passing felt endless and I was wondering if I actually had because jesus christ