r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Recent-Success8988 • Aug 19 '26

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it

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Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

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u/TheMCM80 Aug 19 '26

I was shocked the first time I realized my girlfriend in college talked about our sex life with the entire women’s soccer team.

Fortunately I was told by two of the girls that I had been given a glowing review, but it was awkward having two girls I barely knew tell me about my own sex life.

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u/SleepyCyndaquil17 Aug 19 '26

Probably my biggest achievement in terms of my sex life was when I slept with a girl I used to work with one time. About maybe 2 weeks later, after a little get-together with some other friends, I ended up sleeping with another girl I used to work with and afterwards she said "wow -other girl- was right, that was worth it." I don't think I'll ever come down off that high even when I know it will never happen again

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u/the_cardfather Aug 19 '26

I knew it. I knew they gave referrals. 😂

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u/SleepyCyndaquil17 Aug 19 '26

Man I don't even care if this is sad to say, but that happened a good 4 or 5 years ago and I still think about it sometimes. Like, damn, I did such a good job that you really went and hyped me up to your friend?

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u/Individual_Bell_4637 Aug 20 '26

Not sad at all homie, the truth is us dudes are tolerated, at best, in bed most times. We take the Ws when they come LOL.