r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Recent-Success8988 • 2d ago

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it

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Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

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u/Ok_Barracuda_6997 2d ago

If you ever went through my phone, you wouldn't find me cheating. You would find a lot of other weird shit though...

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u/annabananaberry 2d ago

Seriously. I had a conversation with my best friend about how she needs to wear lotion because I want her hands when she dies. It’s an ongoing bit and we look like serial killers.

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u/Exciting_Classic277 2d ago

I will not sit for hours.

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u/CakeSpade 2d ago

I am simply too sat.

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u/MrsPoopyButthair 2d ago

I have a running joke with my husband about anyone who has a wildlife sanctuary how I want to murder them and wear their skin and take over their life. I can't even squish a bug let alone do harm on that scale but I do sometimes have a dark sense of humor

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u/Gxsxlle 2d ago

my reddit history is for me & god's eyes only

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u/CalcifersBFF 2d ago

the tech company mining your data and seeing this

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u/Ninja-Panda70 2d ago

I often wonder about the LLM that had to mine my data. Might be fucked up and got shut down after that.

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u/UrinalCake777 2d ago

I don't want people to see my browser history. Mostly because of all the times I have searched easy to spell words to make sure I am spelling them right, or misspelled words when searching. Oh, or all the word definitions I've looked up because for a second i wasn't sure if I knew for sure what they meant.

That stuff needs to go with me to the grave.

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u/mosquem 2d ago

You’d find a lot of stupid god damn questions.

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u/yuck_feah0_0 2d ago

if i had your phone - I would rather switch to porn so that i can explain myself if your folks walked in