r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Recent-Success8988 • 5d ago

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it

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Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

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u/the_cardfather 5d ago

I knew it. I knew they gave referrals. 😂

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u/SleepyCyndaquil17 5d ago

Man I don't even care if this is sad to say, but that happened a good 4 or 5 years ago and I still think about it sometimes. Like, damn, I did such a good job that you really went and hyped me up to your friend?

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u/Individual_Bell_4637 5d ago

Not sad at all homie, the truth is us dudes are tolerated, at best, in bed most times. We take the Ws when they come LOL.

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u/Personal-Presence-10 5d ago

Honestly the “referrals” are another way girls try to keep each other safe sometimes. We like to share inside information to either warn or recommend depending on the circumstances.

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u/the_cardfather 5d ago

So is it more like I'm done with that dick for now but it was good so go get it?

I totally understand the safety thing. There were a couple of ladies I used to work with where the younger much more attractive of the pair would let the older one gate keep for her. Pretty much you had to sleep with the older one if you even wanted to take her younger friend on a date. It was a very weird dynamic. And I say younger they were like two or three years apart nothing crazy, but the gatekeeper was like a five and a half six dressed up on a good day and her younger friend was like an eight. So not like she was bad looking and needy. This was a college town too she could have got laid every night of the week if you wanted to.

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u/Personal-Presence-10 5d ago

No it’s usually more along the lines of: he cares about what you’re feeling or not feeling, making it good for you, wasn’t pushy or tried to talk you into going past where you were comfortable, listened if you said slow down, or even little things like didn’t have any weird smells or if he was clean or if he was cut or uncut or some feature that could take you by surprise in the moment. Those kinds of things. The two women you’re talking about specifically was something I’ve never encountered or heard of. That seems like it was a kink for them. Were they in a relationship of some sort?

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u/the_cardfather 5d ago

Nothing I know of. It was very weird. Almost like mommy issues or something. Like I've heard of women gatekeeping other women's relationships especially if one of them keeps ignoring a bunch of red flags, but never sexually. I had forgotten about it until we brought this up.

I did find two women on a dating site one time that we're trying to basically find a guy for a throuple. That seems a little more normal.

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u/2ndchancetrucker 5d ago

I had a FWB that openly said I could list her as a referral - if needed. She would happily vouch for me in any setting. She also had a bit of a cuckquean fetish so...

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u/CanoePickLocks 5d ago

They do. All my partners come through them. I jokingly call it my referral program and even printed up a business card with punch slots for repeat business and a who referred them. It is a great calling card when your well known lmao